Chapter 32: The Three Musketeers of the Dragon's Teeth
As long as you insist on walking at night, one day you will hit a tree,
Some people have done all the bad things and are still at large, but for Wu Ming recently, Skynet is restored, negligent but not leaky, this sentence is too appropriate for him, he was once again imprisoned for messing with the relationship between men and women,
Entering the small black room of the police station, Wu Ming habitually summed up the lessons and lessons, and soon had a lesson, the next time he heard the movement, he had to slip away immediately as before, and the stupid thing of throwing himself into the net was only once, and the kidney fighter must not be deflated twice under the same move,
There are more than 20 people in the small class room, and they are crowded like the subway in Zhonghai, which can almost squeeze Brother Chun's chest out of the ditch.
A room full of men with strong blood, it is difficult to guarantee that there is no curious brother, it is dangerous to pout a little bit of buttocks, it is really unbearable, Wu Ming shouted and attracted the police, in addition to sincerely expressing repentance, and said that if they could change to a small black house that was not so crowded, their group of people voluntarily paid a fine of five thousand,
It is illegal to spend money to find a girl, as long as they are caught in the bureau, the fine ranges from 500 yuan to 5,000 yuan, of course, only during the crackdown, the offender will be fined 5,000 yuan, seeing that Wu Ming and others are so 'sincere' to show repentance, the police really changed the room for them, it is an interrogation room with tables and chairs,
The reason why the police give face like this, in fact, there is another reason, Wu Ming and his gang have a few hook-nosed foreign devils, and they drive luxury cars worth millions, and Zhuge Dachang and others are all big shoulders and thick waists, full of muscles, will such a group of people be ordinary people?
is such a group of people who are either rich or noble, but they have no documents on their bodies, how to deal with it,
Recently joined the wife and money family, Wu Ming is too lazy to bring an empty wallet when he goes out, Zhuge Dachang is almost the same, this is the reason why they don't have documents, the rest of the thieves usually don't have the habit of going out with documents, and Liu Jian and the three of them deliberately don't bring documents.
In the simple interrogation room, there were two innocent men who were drunk and unawake lying on the dusty wooden table, the two deep men were like pigs on the board, ready to be slaughtered, and Wu Ming and the others were scattered in all corners of the room.
"No one is going to deal with us." Zhuge Dachang, who was sitting on the ground with his back against the wall, complained, "You don't want to lock us up for one night." ”
"In less than two days after coming to Huaxia, I entered the police station twice......" The blue wolf glanced at Wu Ming, and said resentfully: "Zero, your way of hospitality is to let guests accompany you to prison." ”
"It's not a long-faced thing, you think I'm willing to sit." Wu Ming's face was full of black lines, and he sighed as he spoke, and continued: "It's a pity that I didn't bring out the gold medal tonight." ”
The doctor tilted his head and said in confusion, "Gold medal for avoiding death." ”
Wu Ming looked regretful: "If you bring your ID card or military ID card with you, my brother should still be in Wenrou Township at this time." ”
"Military ID." Liu Jian stared at Wu Ming with wide eyes, and asked in surprise, "You are an officer." ”
Zhuge Dachang pursed his lips and said with a blank face: "I forgot to introduce it earlier, this kid has two bars and one star on his shoulder, and he is the same number as you." ”
"How is that possible?" The three men spoke in unison, looking at Wu Ming with a shocked expression, and then Liu Jian preemptively asked, "Which division are you?" ”
Wu Ming held his head high and said proudly: "I am a specially appointed instructor of the Yanlong Special Forces, and I was once responsible for training the Longyan Squad. ”
"Shh Zhuge Dachang made a silent gesture and scolded in a low voice: "You kid don't want to die, haven't you signed a confidentiality agreement." ”
Wu Ming said nonchalantly: "It's all your own people here, and there are no outsiders, what are you nervous about." ”
"Dragon's Eye Squad." Liu Jian raised his eyebrows and muttered to himself twice, then showed a domineering expression, and said in an old-fashioned manner: "It turned out to be those boys." ”
"By the way, what about you, which ...... are you" Wu Ming asked halfway, his eyes swept over Zhuge Dachang, his eyes rolled, and he whispered: "I know, you are from the Dragon Tooth Squad, right?" ”
After Liu Jian hesitated slightly, he said frankly: "That's right, the three of us are all dragon's tooth people. ”
Zhuge Dachang no longer concealed it, pointed to Liu Jian and the three of them, and introduced: "They are my brothers, the famous Dragon Tooth Three Musketeers. ”
"The Three Musketeers."
"Actually, it's more appropriate to call us the three gunners."
The family doesn't talk to the two families, Liu Jian and the others are generous and frank about their identities, the three of them are snipers of the Dragon Tooth Squad, Liu Jian is a sniper observer, Cheng Jianjun and Sun Jianying are gunners who cooperate with him, because their names all carry 'sword', so they are named Three Musketeers,
Although they are called swordsmen, they use guns, if they are allowed to cross into the Xiaoao rivers and lakes, Dugu will be renamed Dugu to win, the swordsman with AK47 in his hand is absolutely invincible in the world, no matter who he catches, who can stop it with two "sudden bursts",
The Dragon's Tooth Squad has been accompanying the team to protect the International Red Cross relief organization for several years, and the Three Musketeers are escorting several doctors from Zhonghai City Hospital back to China, and they will return to Syria after a short stay of a few days.
Hearing that the dragon tooth team was stationed in Syria, Wu Ming, who was originally careless, was interested, he quietly inquired about the current situation in Syria, and asked some questions involving military affairs, but the Three Musketeers did not doubt him, as long as it was not a sensitive question, they would answer,
Men like to talk about politics, military, and football, but Wu Ming is not such a man, his favorite topic is women, even if he talks about football at the beginning, as long as he interjects, the topic will soon become a woman with a chest as big as a football.
How can a person who has never cared about national affairs be so interested in international politics, and the affairs of the country of the sun have not been dealt with before they have been dealt with and rushed back like a burning ass, all this should not be accidental.
Zhuge Dachang looked at Wu Ming quietly, showing a thoughtful expression, is this kid going to Syria, but why didn't he tell himself, there should be only one reason, it must be a bad thing to go up the knife mountain and go down to the oil pot,
It seems that he is going to travel far away, Zhuge Dachang secretly smiled bitterly, and it is incumbent on him to stick a knife in his brother's ribs, who called himself such an unlucky brother,
To Wu Ming's disappointment, the place where the Three Musketeers are stationed is far away from central Syria, and they do not know much about the current situation in the Hama area, but they have a happy news that the current situation in Syria is not as chaotic as the media portrays, and there have been few armed conflicts recently.
Time passed quickly, and in the blink of an eye, the night was late, everyone was drowsy, and they had no interest in chatting, looking at the time, Wu Ming opened his mouth and complained: "Since they arrested us, they have been ignoring us, what do they mean." ”
Zhuge Dachang sighed and said helplessly: "Sangui, help me deal with Wushuang tomorrow." ”
"You want to stay here for one night." Wu Ming frowned, shook his head and said, "I don't want to stay here for one night, it's a big deal to show my old face, as long as we tell the police our ID number and let them check our files......"
"Nope." Liu Jian interrupted, then coughed lightly twice, and then replied with an embarrassed face: "We didn't bring our documents because we were afraid that we would accidentally reveal our identities, and we still have official business, if this matter is passed back, we will be miserable." ”
Wu Ming tilted his head and teased: "Since you have official business, you still come out to play, can't you find a woman in the Middle East." ”
Liu Jian said with a dry smile: "I can find it, it's just ......"
"I see." Wu Ming continued, "There is a shortage of water in many places in the Middle East, and women there usually do not take a bath for ten and a half days. ”
"You know that, too."
"I spent some time in the Middle East."
Just as the two of them were chatting, the door of the interrogation room opened from the outside, and a young policeman yawned, didn't bother to say anything, just shook his head, and motioned Wu Ming and the others to go out with him with his eyes,
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Don't do a urine test, don't make a record, don't verify your name and identity, as long as you pay a fine of 1,000 yuan per person, you can go out, the police's handling of Wu Ming and others is a bit weird, which makes a few foreigners a little unclear So, a few insiders know about it,
There is no favoritism, but there is no inquiry, everything is done according to the rules, this is a more moderate and smooth way to deal with it, which is worthy of his own police badge and will not offend people.
"Everyone is a brother, and I will ask for the fine tonight."
The policewoman who was issuing a ticket shook her hand and almost wrote an extra zero, she raised her head and glared at Wu Ming, and scolded: "Rushing to pay, do you think this is a restaurant." ”
Wu Ming hurriedly smiled and said: "No, no, I have a brother who doesn't have money, so this money has to be ......" Halfway through his words, he turned his head to the doctor and continued: "Doctor, give money, I didn't bring money out." ”
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Paying the fine and having someone to treat you is really fresh, the Three Musketeers' favor for Wu Ming has increased a few points, no matter what, the friends who rush to pay the bill are always the most popular friends, they just paid the fine, and they didn't get out of the office, and the elephant who had been sleeping woke up,
The elephant pushed away Zhuge Dachang, who was helping him, turned his head to look around, staggered his mouth, and asked in a daze, "Where is this?" ”
Wu Ming said angrily: "This is your room." ”
"My room, oh." The elephant nodded, untied his belt with lightning speed, and then took off his trousers and panties to his ankles, and only began to undress after taking off his bare feet,
quiet
"Ahh The shrill screams of the policewoman woke up the dumbfounded Wu Ming and the others, and when they woke up, they rushed to the elephant suspected of being a serious hooligan, and tossed for a while before they helped the elephant put on his pants.
"I'm sorry, my brother drank too much, he thought he was at home, he might want to take a shower, or maybe he wanted to sleep, haha......" Wu Ming slapped the red-faced policewoman haha, and motioned to the doctor and others with his eyes, and several men slowly moved their steps with the elephant,
The policewoman shouted, "Stop." ”
The corners of Wu Ming's mouth twitched twice, and he snorted, "You...... Is there anything else you can do? ”
"It was fine." The policewoman's voice seemed to be squeezing out between her teeth, "But now it's something again." ”
Wu Ming cried with a sad face when he heard this, squeezed Zhuge Dachang next to him, and whispered: "Brother Pig, do you think we can still go out tonight." ”
Zhuge Dachang sighed and spit out a word: "Hanging." ”
"Not afraid of god-like opponents."
"I'm afraid of my teammates like pigs."
The two looked at each other and smiled bitterly, it was really unlucky, who would have thought that the elephant who is usually old and serious would have such an unrestrained side, without saying a word, he would take off his essence, and he couldn't stop it, sometimes, the wine was really harmful,