"You mean that the thunder and lightning on the surface are all automated?" I was taking a shower while talking loudly to Sophie Fei outside the toilet.

"Of course! Otherwise, there are so many thunderstorms in this world in a year, and the adults in the Heavenly Court will not be exhausted to death? "Sophie Fei impatiently gave me popular science knowledge.

I was quite unhappy: "Which evil, the program set by the pen can hack me ninety-six times?" And that person calls himself Hanako 2! ”

Sophie Fei continued to explain: "I said that it was a program on the surface, and I heard that in fact, people often run into the computer room to have a few rounds to see the fun below. ”

Me: "Who can enter the computer room?" ”

Sophie: "I heard Master Ma say that the janitor in the computer room is a roasted bag, and he is good at drinking, so he often runs out to wander around...... Paralysis, don't you know, when you are in the underworld, there are often beautiful women who are split, and every time the clothes on their bodies are burned clean, the group of calves on them is as if they have never seen a woman naked! Later, that Diao Zetian developed a set of iron underwear, and after that, the phenomenon of lightning splitting was reduced! ”

Me: "So a lot of people love to play this?" ”

Sophie: "Almost! Lao Wang, do you really believe that Diao Zetian was brought up by Huazi 2? This woman is like an idiot right now, how can she help us? ”

Me: "Since someone passed this message to me, Diao Zetian must have deliberately pretended to lose his memory." ”

Sophie: "If we do that to her, will she help us?" ”

I put on my clothes, sniffed the smell on my arm, and found that the smell of urine was removed, so I walked out of the toilet and took Sophie's jade hand and walked to the opposite door: "If she wants to be free, she has to help me!" ”

……

As soon as I entered the door, I found that the six big biao people and 120 were sitting around Diao Zetian.

I kicked at the butt of the blowing lamp, the old monk moved his buttocks, made way for me, I sat down cross-legged, and said to Diao Zetian, who was trembling in the middle, "That...... Oriental old girl, I have wronged you in the past two days! ”

Diao Zetian's eyes were scattered: "Hero, how many times have I said it, I am not undefeated in the East, my name is Diao Zetian, although I have lived with Lord Yama for a few years, but I really have no feelings, I think he is also very unhappy!" ”

I hehe: "You misunderstood, we have no grudge against Hades." ”

Diao Zetian frowned: "You are not Huazi 2?" ”

I hurriedly shook my head and pointed to the six big people beside me: "Do you think Hanako 2 will be so two?" ”

Diao Zetian's eyes were confused: "Then who are you?" ”

I said solemnly, "Have you heard of the new organization of the Foreign Affairs Department?" I'm the leader! ”

Diao Zetian stared at me for a moment: "You are the person who Lao Ma arranged on it?" ”

I shook my head and snorted at Sophie: "She is the person arranged by Master Ma, and I am the representative of the yang world." ”

Diao Zetian thought thoughtfully: "Since you obey the orders of the Foreign Affairs Department, then put me back!" Please, I promise I won't trouble you! ”

I took a deep breath, was silent for a long time, and continued to say to Diao Zetian: "You already know our identity, right?" ”

Diao Zetian's face did not change, and he looked at me suspiciously, as if waiting for my explanation.

I asked, "I guess, at first, you didn't know who we were, but did you recognize my partner Sophie?" ”

Diao Zetian smiled and said no more.

I continued: "That day, you came to the Yang Realm inexplicably, you should only have the memory of Dongfang Undefeated, but after I called you, you have the memory of Diao Zetian and Dongfang Undefeated, but...... You saw Sophie, you guessed our identity, and you were afraid that we would spread the news that you were undefeated in the East in your previous life. I guess you wanted to be a woman in your last life, and you finally became a goddess in this life, you definitely don't want this news to leak out, to put it mildly, if the people below know your identity, I'm afraid that half of the fans won't be left, right? Why don't we talk about a condition? ”

Diao Zetian's face turned cold a little, and when she saw me stop, she said coldly, "Keep talking." ”

"You also guessed our thoughts, so, you are not in a hurry to go back, you are looking for an opportunity to destroy us, kill people, and completely let this news disappear in the yin and yang worlds, right? You've been looking for opportunities to get on us these days, but after all, there's a light here for the Dharma they do, and you don't have a chance at all, right? 120 It's been a bit of a chirp these two days, and his skills have suddenly become stronger, I guess you've tried his body, right? But you're just a weak ghost after all, you can't escape this room, can you? ”

"You're smart!" After being silent for a long time, Diao Zetian finally spoke: "Have you ever wanted to be a woman in the past?" ”

"...... "I didn't expect her to ask this question, I looked around the six big biao people, and found that these bastards all hung their heads and pretended not to hear, so I had to smile and say to Diao Zetian: "I don't have this idea for the time being!" ”

"Hey!" Diao Zetian sighed: "In my last life, I didn't think about it, but, for the sake of power, for martial arts, I resolutely waved a knife from the palace, at the beginning of the period, I was very confused, and I didn't even know whether it was better to squat or stand in the toilet...... I found that my beard was falling out day by day, and I couldn't accept this reality, so I deliberately approached women, but I didn't know how, they couldn't attract me at all...... I hate them from the bottom of my heart...... One day, I suddenly saw Brother Lian, whose majestic pectoral muscles made me forget for a long time. ”

Diao Zetian pointed to the trembling chest of the blowing lamp: "Yes!" It was this feeling of greatness that I finally realized that I was going to be a woman! Be a real woman! I left Brother Lian by my side and was with him every day, so happy! Gradually, I gave up the right in my hands, and left all the big things to Brother Lian to be in charge, the rivers and lakes, fighting, that's what a man should do, but ......"

Diao Zetian's perfect face suddenly showed a bit of hideousness: "But Brother Lian said that he wanted a child...... Paralyzed, I didn't read much at the time, and no one told me that men couldn't have children after cutting? So, Brother Lian and I tried various methods...... Finally, one day, Xiang Wentian, the immoral man gave me an idea, saying that he had stumbled upon a pill that could help me get pregnant and paralyzed, and I didn't think much about it at the time, so I took it...... Sure enough, I had a big belly......"

"Damn, can you really get pregnant?" Blowing the lamp couldn't help but ask what we thought.

"You two, forced? Later, I figured that he gave me something to eat, and it must be some kind of parasite egg......" Diao Zetian glared at the lamp murderously.

"Listen well, don't interrupt!" I reprimanded everyone, and then said to Diao Zetian: "Then what? ”

"I didn't know it at the time, but a few months later, I felt like I was about to give birth! In order to receive some gifts, I set up more than 300 tables at Blackwood Cliff...... On that day, Brother Lian was very happy! I'm researching what to name my child! …… I drank a lot that night...... Then I gave birth to a bunch of bugs, and my brother Lian was scared to death at that time! ”

"No culture, it's terrible, listen to it well, paralyzed, I told you to read more, read good books, don't know how to fight and kill every day, you see, the old girl in the East is an example! You have to deeply understand the meaning! I yelled a few words at the six big biao people, and then asked Diao Zetian: "Then how did you die?" Was it really killed by a family of three? ”

Diao Zetian's face was gloomy: "I just gave birth that day, and there was a lot of blood!" The body is very weak! ”

Nonsense, can it be true that you have eaten so many eggs?

"A few hours later, let my family kill the Black Wood Cliff, I was still wondering if those insects were my and Brother Lian's children, plus my body was weak, I didn't hit that old thing, before I died, I knew, it turned out that it was a kind of poison, it was instructed by me to do it to Wentian, but unfortunately, it's a pity that my brother Lian died too unjustly!"

Isn't it? After playing for several years without taboos, I was scared to death by a bunch of bugs, can I not be wronged?

"Later, I arrived at Nai He Bridge, looking back on this life, I felt that God treated me too harshly, so I begged Meng Po to erase the memory of my life, and begged her to give me a daughter in the underworld, Meng Po took pity on me, and finally did some means, so I became Diao Zetian!"

I was a little suspicious that Meng Po was disgusted by her and had no choice but to agree!

"After I arrived in the underworld, I forgot everything, maybe it was the desire for a woman in the previous life, and I always reminded myself to be the most perfect woman in the underworld! I succeeded, and with my appearance, I attracted the most powerful man in the underworld - Hades Qin Sheng! After chasing me for a few years, he proposed to me, and I was so moved that I agreed to him! But ......" Diao Zetian suddenly stopped talking, as if he remembered some unbearable past.

"Did you really get divorced because of harassing phone calls?" I asked hurriedly.

"That's just rumors, I only found out after I married Qin Sheng that he had a hidden illness and couldn't walk humanely." Diao Zetian gritted his teeth and said: "Originally, I thought that since he loved me in his heart, it didn't matter if he didn't, but ......"

"Hades can't be an old pervert, right?" Blowing the lamp asked again.

"But his son Qin Yuyang is too much of a thing, and he always harasses the old lady...... "Diao Zetian's face is already dark!"

"Wait!" Sophie Fei also began to interject: "Haven't you heard that Hades has a son?" Besides, everyone knows that you are the first wife of the king of Hades, and you two did not have children! ”

"Humph! What do you know? I heard that Qin Sheng was originally a capable subordinate of Wang Yun, the previous king of Hades, but later Qin Sheng's sister married Tai Bai Xing, Qin Sheng began to turn against Wang Yun and tried to snatch the throne of Hades. Diao Zetian explained with a wry smile: "I heard that once Wang Yun had a meeting in the sky, and was severely overshadowed by Tai Bai Xing and Qin Sheng, and disappeared from then on, and Qin Sheng also sat on the throne of Hades, but since then he has fallen into a hidden disease, and he has not been able to enjoy the joy of humanity in this life, so he moved the relationship, and asked Tai Bai Xing to use the life wheel of the heavenly court to calculate the location of Qin Sheng's son in his previous life, and it was consumed, and the mana activated the memory of Qin Yuyang's previous life!" ”

"Is this all right? Isn't that just whomever you want? "I'm busy asking!

"I heard that this matter was poked out by Hanako 2, and the Jade Emperor was furious, not only punished Tai Bai Xing, but also smashed the wheel of life with one palm, and from then on, he can no longer rely on mana to calculate the identity of the Yin Spirit!"

"So you can't find it either?"

"I can't find it!" Diao Zetian nodded: "Later, I really couldn't stand Qin Yuyang's harassment, so I told Qin Sheng about it, who would have thought that this grandson would say that the fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders, so that I would settle ...... After a big fight with Qin Sheng, I finally decided to divorce him. In order to let me keep the secret of his Qin family, Qin Sheng promised me to support my career, so over the years, my business has become better and better, my fame has become bigger and bigger, and I can be regarded as one of the best women in the underworld! ”

I nodded, and then asked, "What about Qin Yuyang?" ”

"I heard that he was sent to the west to study, anyway, I haven't heard from Qin Yuyang since I divorced Qin Sheng, I guess Qin Sheng is also afraid that his family will be ugly, so he sent his precious son away!"

"Do you remember how you got up?" It was Sophie Fei who was questioning.

Diao Zetian frowned: "I really don't know about this, I just remember that day I was taking a bath at home, and suddenly I came to it, and after that, I lost my memory and became Dongfang Bu...... Originally, I thought I had come to heaven, met Brother Lian, and asked people everywhere about Brother Lian's whereabouts, who would have thought that he would be sent to the hospital. Later, I found out that this was not heaven at all, and that the people here were not my opponents at all, so I forced them to find and do whatever I wanted, so as to avenge Brother Lian! After that, you'll all know! ”

I nodded again and grabbed Diao Zetian's arm violently: ", eldest sister, why do you want to tell us the secret of Hades?" ”

Diao Zetian smiled coldly: "It's very simple, you know my secret, I naturally want to let you know something, this is called risk!" If Hades knew that you knew his secret, would you still be alive? ”