With 120 easily winning and my hope for the future of life, I patted the female bat on the shoulder: "Will 120 make that move?" ”

The female bat held her head high: "Paralyzed, if they hit the old lady's chest, the old lady can also play and spit blood in their mouths!" ”

I was just about to express my admiration when a woman in her forties came out of the morning glory and said to the female bat: "Little girl, the old lady is called Miss Nine, so that she can ...... a pair of hands."

The female bat trembled: "The words before, when I didn't say it!" ”

After the two stood in the center and had a polite look, the female bat signaled that she wanted to warm up, and then began to climb the tree, and twenty minutes later, the female bat finally climbed to the top of the tree and shouted: "Eat the old lady's foot!" ”

As she spoke, the female bat's wings widened, and she flew down with a flicker.

Nine girls didn't expect that someone really took the movie as a real thing, standing motionless, waiting for the female bat to make a move.

It is estimated that the direction of the black light blind fire is not well mastered, after the female bat flew down from the tree four or five meters, the direction was a little off track, and when it flew to the center of the field, it was about ten meters away from the nine girls, and a few seconds later, the female bat screamed and crashed into a big tree!

The ninth girl looked around blankly and asked me, "Paralysis, is she sick in the brain?" ”

I shouted at the female bat with black lines all over my face, "Are you okay?" ”

The female bat coughed a few times and responded, "It's okay, the branches have scratched their wings!" With that, the female bat began to climb the tree!

In the next half an hour, the female bat showed a variety of perfect flying postures, about 20 times hit the tree, but did not touch the nine girls once, the nine girls went to the nearby forest to relieve their hands and came back, finally lost patience, she jumped up a small tree in a few steps, grabbed the tip of the tree, made a strange figure, fell down, I saw that the tree body has become a bow, I immediately guessed her intentions, and hurriedly reminded the female bat: "Be careful!" She's going to whip you with a pine tree! ”

The female bat had just jumped down from a pine tree, gliding and shouting, "What are you talking about? I can't hear clearly! …… Oh, it's rough...... Paralyzing ......"

With a loud bang, Xiaoshu directly hit the female bat, only to see the female bat screaming and flying into the distance......

……

It was difficult to hold the female bat who vomited blood, and comforted: "Paralysis, how many times have I told you, the sky is too chaotic, you just don't listen!" ”

The female bat sprayed a mouthful of blood on my face: "Paralysis, I forgot to bring contact lenses when I went out today!" ”

"Is she alright?" I was busy asking the difficult teacher.

"No fear for your life! It's just a pity, a good figure, was smashed! I don't know if it can be restored? "It's hard to say.

I glanced at the lone ranger who was hanging from a tree and lamented, "I hope you are true love!" ”

……

After dealing with the female bat, I saw Morning Glory stand up, holding a kitchen knife, and sneered: "Boy, it's time for the two of us to compare, my stainless steel kitchen knife, I have cut a total of 124 prostitutes." Thieves, sixty-two robbers, thirty-one bandits, all of them are filthy people who are punished by everyone, and the old lady never cuts off a nameless person, and you report your name! ”

"Wang Damin!" I replied blankly.

Morning glory glanced blankly at a lamp, and then looked at me again: "Are you two playing with blue life and death?" ”

"......" I glared at a light: "Aunt Cui, my name is really Wang Damin, and besides, do I admit defeat?" ”

"Grandson, are you fooling me?" Morning Glory shouted angrily: "Either cut off one of your arms yourself, or fight with the old lady!" ”

"it!" I raised a meter-long machete, and was just about to shout out a sentence that a soldier can not be killed, when suddenly, a strange sharp pain came, and I shivered, and then I heard a loud click, and suddenly there was a fire in front of me, and I felt that I seemed to be on fire!

After 0.01 second, I realized what had happened!

There was a panic around, Morning Glory was stunned and speechless, and the sixth and ninth girls had round stools in their eyes, humming and chirping, and couldn't scream.

A few people covered their ears when they blew the lamp, and their bodies seemed to freeze!

It's still too much of a difficult person to see the world, and he knows that he feels distressed, so he shouted loudly: "Hurry up and put out the fire!" Haven't you ever seen a thunderbolt? ”

Although I could vaguely see the scene in front of me, and I could vaguely hear the sounds around me, at this time, I didn't care about those at all, because, at the moment when the thunder fell, I seemed to hear an unfamiliar voice say a word: "Brother." ”

Everyone looked for a long time in a panic, but they couldn't find a water source, so they blew out the lamp and untied their trouser belts, and said to me: "Section Chief Wang, I'm offended!" ”

Ten minutes later, I was stunned by a group of urine!

Morning Glory changed her previous pretending image: "Fuck, you were caught on fire by thunder, and you are not dead yet?" ”

I exhaled a puff of green smoke and said in a hoarse voice: "Paralyzed, don't stare at Lao Tzu!" "Because the fire was so fierce, my thin clothes had already burned out.

"Awesome!" Morning glory stretched out her thumb: "Come again!" ”

"Come on, you're paralyzed, you can see if you can fight if you're chopped." I raised my machete with difficulty and pointed at Morning Glory: "You ......"

"Click!" There was another loud bang, and I was on fire again, and I heard the voice in my head again, and this time, the voice said another word: "We." ”

Blowing the lamp lazily beckoned to everyone: "Come on, come on, you're welcome, come and pee, we're here to help him ......"

Ten minutes later, I stood up again and said hoarsely to the morning glory, "Is it two?" …… It's the same sentence I just said! ”

Morning Glory said to me, "Little brother, what have you done?" God would punish you like this? "It seems that my miserable experience has begun to shake Morning Glory's faith.

"Paralysis, it's a coincidence!" I coughed twice, pointed to the sky, and said tragically.

"Click!" I caught fire for the third time, and the third word popped into my head: "Son." ”

……

I don't know how long it has been, but the sky has been a little cloudy. In total, I was hacked ninety-six times and caught fire ninety-six times. As long as I make any action or say any word, I will be struck by lightning once.

Yideng looked at me painfully: "Section Chief Wang, don't be scared, honestly lie on the ground, the poor monk really has no urine in his pocket!" "I don't know when, Yilan and the Lone Ranger have been put down and joined the ranks of firefighting.

Morning Glory looked at me blankly: "Have you noticed that these ninety-six thunders have all been split on his body!" How do I feel that someone is using satellite positioning? ”

Yes, I've been hacked ninety-six times, and every time, my alarm clock will inexplicably come from a voice and say a word, I think, it's not a coincidence, I connected these words, with my fifth grade education, I added some punctuation marks privately, I think the original text should be like this: "Dude, can I make a friend?" If you don't speak, then I'll take you by default! Your skills are too poor to beat that old lady at all, it's better to go home and find that Dongfang Undefeated to help, she was also brought to you by me, don't thank me, please call me Lei Feng, remember, I am your friend! Also, don't talk about it! Remember, we are Hanako 2! ”

I got up, moved cautiously, and when I found that it was okay, I cautiously raised my right hand, and it was still fine, I slowly raised the machete and pointed to the sky, still fine, well, it seems, the barbecue operation seems to have come to an end for the time being.

Morning glory stood about two meters away from me, looking at the sky, eighty percent was waiting for the new thunder to fall, seeing that there was no movement for a long time, she said to me solemnly: "Do you want to go to the hospital for a check-up first?" Let's fight again in the evening! ”

I blew the black smoke on my chest, only to see a chest hair dissipate in the wind, and there are still some sparks in the pores under the sweat hair. ”