On the first day of work on the weekend, except for some workaholics, under normal circumstances, ordinary people are a little tired and weak, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang came to the company early in the morning and found that the atmosphere was very different from usual, and the colleagues were all in good spirits, talking about something in groups of three or five.

Is there a beautiful woman running naked?

Wu Ming was a little disappointed when he heard the inside story, it turned out that the basketball hall built by the company was fully completed today and officially delivered.

With the completion of a small basketball hall, is it necessary to make such a big move? Wu Ming couldn't help but sigh, capitalists will work hard and lose money, maybe the company will build a toilet one day, and they will have to salute to celebrate.

The inauguration ceremony was held in the newly built basketball hall, I don't know if it was to pay attention to pomp, the company also invited several city leaders to cut the ribbon for the stadium, in order to promote the elimination of superstition and erect a new style, similar to the festival activities were finally canceled.

The basketball hall is fully enclosed, even if there is a flying from the sky, only the sound of it is heard, and its shape is not seen, the court is a good pure wooden floor, and the surrounding stands are plastic chairs that can be retracted, and the whole stadium can accommodate at least 2,000 spectators.

Dozens of rolls of firecrackers were set off, Leng Bingbing completed the ribbon-cutting with several city leaders, and then, everyone entered the stadium and began to hold the national flag-raising ceremony.

Then, he found that everyone was saluting with their heads held high, so he hurriedly raised his head, his waist was as straight as a javelin, his expression was solemn, and his fighting spirit was high, as if he was about to go to the front.

After the flag-raising ceremony, the leaders began to speak, the theme is mostly around the 'national fitness', the city leaders will be cold and fierce praise, saying that she has set an example in order to improve the national physique and health level, played a good role model, worthy of the city's major companies and enterprises to learn.

Hearing Leng Bingbing's praise, as a member of the company, Wu Ming still felt honored at first, but after two hours, this feeling was gone, and he said, is it necessary for Rory to talk for so long?

What else do you say about national fitness, you have to sit for hours at a meeting, do you want to exercise your bladder for the whole people? Wu Ming sat behind several leaders on the rostrum, embarrassed to get up and go to the toilet, and he was very dissatisfied with his urgency.

After the meeting, Leng Bingbing accompanied several leaders to visit the company, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang acted as followers, and each department was transferred, and it was mixed up in the morning.

At noon, Leng Bingbing had dinner with Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang in the staff restaurant, and talked about the basketball hall, the stadium was completed, the company was ready to hold a basketball league, and all departments had to send teams to participate, employees could be freely combined, the team was not limited, and the top three bonuses were quite generous.

In addition to the clerks in the company's bodyguard department, most of them are high-ranking people, and they seem to have taken a big advantage, but it is a pity that the bodyguards often have to go on tasks and rarely stay in the company, and it is almost impossible to finish the league.

looked at Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang coldly, and asked casually, "Do you know how to play basketball?" ”

Zhuge Dachang said in high spirits: "I want to be on the basketball court back then, I ...... on the basketball court"

"Hit what?"

"Uh...... Shouting and cheering on the sidelines! ”

Cheerleading? Thinking of an eight-foot-tall man, and then wearing a fart-length short skirt, holding colorful flowers in his hand and shouting and cheering on the basketball court, Wu Ming couldn't help but feel cold everywhere, and then said with contempt: "Cheerleader, you are embarrassed to say it." ”

Zhuge Dachang was unconvinced and asked, "Then will you fight?" ”

"Of course...... Wu Ming raised his head proudly and said, "I am the Jesus on the basketball court, known as Maradona Jr." ”

Although she didn't have any motor cells, Leng Bingbing had heard the thunderous name of Maradona, and she couldn't help but roll her eyes, it seemed that both of them were laymen.

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The fourth basketball league of Anerle company officially registered for the start, for this reason, the company got off work an hour in advance to accept registration, refused to complete statistics, and signed up for more than 40 teams.

At the invitation of Leng Bingbing, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang joined the senior management team composed of the Big Three and other high-level executives, how to group and how to compete, Wu Ming did not know, he and Zhuge Dachang were just temporary workers.

The senior management team is composed of managers from various departments of the company, also known as the blue card team, because in Anerle Company, the identity card worn by the senior management is blue, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, two S-level bodyguards, got manager-level treatment, and their identity card is also blue, so I am fortunate to join the senior management team.

In the first game of the first day, the senior management team vs the instructor team, after eating, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang changed into the uniforms issued by the company and came to the stadium early.

"Life lies in sports" This is the banner slogan played by the stadium, the high-pitched dynamic song resounded throughout the audience, the employees who finished the meal gathered in the stadium one after another, in addition to the bodyguards who went out of the task, all the staff in the company arrived, the leader played the first game, who dared not to see? Don't look, be careful that the bonus is inexplicably less than half.

Under the leadership of Leng Bingbing, the executive team wearing black jerseys entered, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang glanced at each other, showing a wry smile, except for the president, the other executives are uncles and aunts, among which there are several big fat people, not to mention playing ball, and they have to breathe for a long time when they run a few steps.

On the contrary, look at the team of instructors in white jerseys, all of them are fierce and powerful, according to the grapevine information obtained by Wu Ming, the basketball games held by Anerle are won by the instructors every year The first or second team is formed by the instructors, and the executive team is at the bottom every year.

Fortunately, there are more of us in the senior management team this year, and Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang are full of confidence.

There is no limit to the number of people on each team, and they can rotate the bench at will, with only one requirement, two women on the court each time, and the game is about to start, and the executive team gathers around to develop tactics.

General Manager Li Tianheng said confidently: "The court is like a battlefield, playing can not rely on physical skills, but also on the brain, our advantage is that we are far smarter than the opponent, our overall situation, our vision is ......"

Chu Min interrupted angrily: "Then why haven't we won a single game in the past few years?" ”

Li Tianheng lowered his arrogant head and said with a wry smile: "Our biggest shortcoming is that no one can play basketball, but ......" As he spoke, he looked at Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, and said with an expectant expression: "It's up to you two young people this year." ”

Wu Ming patted his chest and said with a smile: "Wrap it up on us!" ”

It seems that there is a drama this year, and a group of executives smiled, and directly poured a scoop of cold water on it, "The two of them don't know how to play at all!" ”

The referee's whistle sounded, and the top management team started with the Big Three plus Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, their tactics are, without tactics, their goal is not to lose too ugly.

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The senior management team wore black jerseys, and the instructor team wore white jerseys, and the two teams looked distinct, and then looking at the staffing, no one was optimistic about the executive team.

There are two foreigners in the first team of instructors, the black instructor who teaches boxing is a giant who is nearly two meters tall, the white instructor who teaches free fighting is about the same height as Zhuge Dachang, and the bald instructor who teaches Muay Thai is also not short, and the two women in their team are one is the judo instructor Lin Meiling, and the other is a beautiful doctor and karate instructor Amiko.

The point is that each of them can play basketball.

Looking at the senior management team on the other hand, Leng Bingbing and Chu Min looked weak, and the general manager Li Tianheng's belly was like being nine months pregnant, and what made people ashamed was that the five of them were all laymen.

The game officially began, Zhuge Dachang jumped the ball with the black instructor, and when a whistle blew, the referee threw the ball high.

Zhuge Dachang jumped at the same time as the black instructor, to everyone's surprise, Zhuge Dachang, who did not have an advantage in height, actually jumped more than one step higher than the black instructor, and successfully hooked the ball, but unfortunately, his strength was a little bigger, and the ball flew off the field at a gallop......

At the same time as the foul whistle blew, an unlucky brother standing on the sidelines was hit by the ball and fell directly to the ground, but fortunately he tried his best to protect his face, and his handsome appearance was preserved.

In basketball games, it is normal to be injured, but I didn't expect that the first person to be injured was the audience, but fortunately the injury was not serious, but there were two nosebleeds, and the bridge of the nose was not broken, which is really lucky!

Sure enough, it was a demon, it was too dangerous to watch them play, and the spectators who had stopped on the sidelines 'swished' and disappeared cleanly.

The ball was in the hands of the instructor team, Lin Meiling served on the sidelines, she made a long pass, and the bald instructor who received the ball made an elegant three-step layup, and the whistle was effective for two points, and a group of laymen just stupidly watched people score two points.

Li Tianheng said angrily: "You young people run fast, go and defend!" ”

"Got it!" Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang responded with a dry smile.

The ball returned to the hands of the executive team, Wu Ming served, and the instructor team adopted a man-to-man defense, which was so difficult to prevent it from being able to get out, and the time passed like this, and five seconds passed, and the whistle sounded again, and the serve was violated.

"Your sister's!" Wu Ming pointed at the young referee's nose and scolded: "It's not an international competition, why are you so strict?" ”

The young referee blew the whistle again and insulted the referee, Wu Ming ate a t, that is, the technical foul he feared, this kind of foul is quite serious, eat two and get out of the court directly.

looked at Wu Ming coldly, and scolded angrily: "You stupid, you are really not enough to achieve, and there are more than failures." ”

"Young man, don't be impulsive!" Li Tianheng pulled Wu Ming and said with a smile: "We should take a long-term view, and don't care about temporary gains and losses." ”

Under the persuasion of Li Tianheng, Wu Ming endured and did not scold again, but because of his technical foul, the instructor team got a free throw, and the black instructor easily scored the ball, and then Lin Meiling served, she easily sent the ball out, Wu Ming and others' defense was useless, and the white instructor who received the ball made a medium and long-distance shot, and the ball hit the basket and bounced out.

Several men scramble for the blue board together, but no one got the ball, the ball that flew out just fell into Leng Bingbing's arms, she received the ball stupidly, and after a while, she showed an excited expression, holding the ball and running!

The whistle sounds, seriously walking!

The scene was silent, this is our wise president? Did she think she was playing rugby? It's amazing that you can make such a low-level mistake.

Li Tianheng coughed lightly twice and said, "Bingbing, you can't run with the ball, you have to dribble." ”

"I know......" said coldly and shyly, "I was just nervous for a moment and forgot." ”

Wu Ming walked up to her side and said unceremoniously: "It's really not enough to succeed, and more than to fail." ”

Leng Bingbing was so blocked that he couldn't say a word, and his face was flushed with anger.

Halfway through the first quarter, the instructor team had scored 14 points, the senior management team still scored zero points, and all kinds of fouls and all kinds of brain damage emerged in endlessly, and Li Tianheng had no choice but to ask for a timeout.

Back on the sidelines, Li Tianheng said earnestly: "Comrades, this is our shame! ”

Chu Min immediately made a summary: "We have eaten almost all the fouls, we must learn a lesson, and don't make the same mistake again." ”

nodded coldly, and said sonorously: "We must give full play to our respective strengths and strive to score two points in the first quarter!" ”

The target is really low enough, and the corners of everyone's mouths can't help twitching......