Everyone has a childhood, happy or sad, different, in a variety of ways, childhood memories are like a jerky apple, like a fresh little poem, like a classic old song that cannot be forgotten.

A happy childhood has grandpa pets, mother's love, and of course, dad's fierce belt!

The years pass in a hurry, the child gradually grows up, getting old day by day, and in the blink of an eye, it is no longer a person, but the years cannot erase the memory of childhood, even if one foot has stepped into the coffin, but still can not be forgotten.

Regarding the beautiful memories of childhood, some will not be forgotten until death, such as the first time I lifted the skirt of the female classmate in the next class, the first time I climbed the high wall of the women's toilet and saw the paradise, the first time I peeked at the hair film in the same class, how can such a beautiful childhood memory be forgotten?

By the way, whose childhood memory is this? If it's a little boy, it's sure to be a great wet guy in the future, and if it's a little girl, the problem is a bit serious!

The zoo is a paradise of childhood memories, with shedding peacocks, fat tigers, toothless elephants, red-faced monkeys, and black-faced ...... Bao Gong?

On Sunday afternoon, the zoo was full of visitors, and happy children could be seen everywhere, Yan Ruyu was infected, smiling and telling about her happy childhood, looking like a childlike child.

Childhood? Now all I can think of is a blank, Wu Ming sighed slightly, but I don't know why, even if I can't remember anything, when it comes to childhood, I feel that my heart is very heavy, and I can't breathe, as if it is an unbearable memory.

It seems that his childhood was not spent in happiness.

"Hey...... What are you thinking? Seeing Wu Ming's confused appearance, Yan Ruyu felt that she was playing the piano to the cow, and couldn't help but tug Wu Ming's sleeve and complained, "Did you listen to me?" ”

Wu Ming came back to his senses, showed a wry smile, and said, "I'm still dizzy!" ”

Originally, he and Yan Ruyu came out to make soy sauce, and received an advertising flyer at the door of the supermarket, the zoo built a new roller coaster and a children's park, and Yan Ruyu, who was on a whim, immediately pulled him over in a hurry......

Wu Ming couldn't figure it out, what's so fun about this roller coaster? lost the center of gravity and was thrown around, the underwear was about to be thrown off, and after sitting dizzy, back to the ground there was still no way to find the north, but there were still so many people waiting in line to be abused.

Yan Ruyu took Wu Ming's arm and asked with great interest, "Do you know what is the most animal in this park?" ”

"It's either ants or fleas!" Wu Ming's answer was more scientific.

"I'm asking about the one who is locked up here."

"People, of course." Wu Ming's answer is still quite scientific.

Yan Ruyu finally couldn't help but roll her eyes, and said angrily: "You are really disappointed, let's go!" We went to see the monkeys. ”

The two of them clasped their fingers tightly, and before they arrived at the monkey park, Wu Ming sniffed, frowned and asked, "Have you ever smelled a fresh smell?" ”

Yan Ruyu sniffed like a puppy and said, "No! I can't smell it. ”

"Luckily you can't smell it, it's like a public toilet that hasn't had water for three years." Wu Ming said exaggeratedly, and then shrugged his shoulders, if it wasn't for Yan Xiaozhu's nose, it was his sense of smell that was more sensitive than others.

After walking for a while, Yan Ruyu suddenly glanced at Wu Ming in surprise, and said with a smile: "Your nose is really smart...... " said, she pointed to a barbecue restaurant on the side of the road, "Look at that!" ”

Wu Ming looked in the direction of her finger, and an eye-catching signboard came into view, and he couldn't help but read it: "National football tofu? Then he shook his head and said with a smile: "Needless to say, this must be stinky tofu." ”

Yan Ruyu covered her mouth and chuckled, and said, "The boss must be a fan." ”

"It smells like, and it tastes fragrant and toothy...... Wu Ming looked at Yan Ruyu and said with a smile: "Do you want to eat it?" ”

"It stinks! I don't want it! ”

Yan Ruyu covered her nose and pulled Wu Ming to speed up her pace, and the two soon came to the monkey park.

In a super large cage, rockeries are craggy, and there are about hundreds of monkeys, some of them are scratching each other, some are jumping up and down, chasing and playing, in short, a large group of monkeys are squeaking and chirping.

Wu Ming looked at Yan Ruyu, touched his nose, and asked, "Why do you want to come to see the monkeys?" What's so nice about this monkey down? ”

"I wrote a paper before, which is about monkey ......" Yan Ruyu smiled and said, "So I wanted to come and see it." ”

Wu Ming picked up a small stone boredly and threw it into the cage, which immediately caused a group of monkeys to scramble, although it looked a bit like a human, but a beast is a beast, it is really brainless, Wu Ming's smug smile has not yet dispersed......

A staff member walked up to him and said solemnly: "Please don't feed the monkeys, thank you!" ”

"Don't worry! I didn't feed them anything......" Wu Ming smiled and said, "I fed them stones." ”

Yan Ruyu couldn't help but cover her forehead, indicating that she had a headache!

The staff's face was clouded, and after a moment of silence, he exercised his unique power, fined Wu Ming a hundred yuan, and drove him out of the monkey park!

After the two walked out of the monkey park in a gloomy manner, Yan Ruyu twisted Wu Ming angrily, and said angrily: "It's all your fault, it's really a shame for us to be kicked out by others." ”

Wu Ming rubbed his arm and retorted confidently: "Can I be blamed for this?" There is only a tag outside the cage that is not allowed to be fed, and I don't feed it......" The more he spoke, the more angry he became, he snorted heavily, and continued: "It's unreasonable, we bought tickets, and we actually drove people out, and the consumer association told them to go!" ”

Just when Wu Ming was indignant, Zhuge Dachang called, which roughly meant: Why did it take so long for you to get soy sauce? Also, Is the price of pork on Mars lower? How to buy a few braised elbows and didn't come back for half a day!

"Whose phone? What's wrong? ”

"Those two in the family have protested, let's go back quickly!"

When the two went back to the parking lot, they happened to pass by the children's kindergarten, the newly built haunted house looked extremely scary, seeing Yan Ruyu's eyes flashing, Wu Ming hurriedly said: "I have a heart attack, really!" ”

"Let's go! Let's go in and have a look! Yan Ruyu turned a deaf ear.

"Aren't you going? Brother Pig, they have all cooked their meals, and they are waiting for our elbows. ”

"Let's take a look!" Yan Ruyu shook Wu Ming's arm and coquettishly: "It's very fast to turn around." ”

Wu Ming sighed and smiled helplessly: "Okay! ”

Stepping into the haunted house, I immediately felt a gust of yin wind coming, the faint blue-purple lights, and the bull-headed horse-faced vampires hanging on the wall along the way, which made people's scalp numb and have a creepy feeling, Wu Ming walked for a short while holding Yan Ruyu in fear.

Suddenly, a strange laugh sounded, and a coffin next to Wu Ming "snapped" open, and a zombie in ancient costume stood up straight......

"Ah......h

"Ouch!" The zombie screamed, fell to the ground and covered his eyes, and scolded: "Why are you beating people? ”

"Are you alive?"

"Nonsense!"

"Then why are you scary?"

"Big brother! This is a haunted house......" The zombie crawled up and said angrily: "Lao Tzu's job is to be scary. ”

Wu Ming knew that it was wrong to beat someone, so he quickly took out three hundred yuan to apologize to others, and after Mr. Zombie pocketed three hundred yuan, he forgave him very magnanimously

On the way back, Yan Ruyu smiled like a flower, "I had a great time today!" ”

I was also very happy to pay the fine! Wu Ming shook his head and showed a wry smile......

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Wu Ming has long known that Zhuge Dachang is a hidden man, and he can do what many men cannot, such as he can repair water pipes, light bulbs, and the most amazing thing is that he can actually repair TVs.

There seems to be something wrong with the sixty-four-inch widescreen color TV in the living room, and it can't be turned on, Feng Wushuang, who was waiting to watch the idol drama, immediately pouted, Zhuge Dachang volunteered to find a set of tools, and he took a lot of effort to dismantle the TV set, which looked like a mess of professionalism.

In the end, Wu Ming found that it was just that the power plug of the TV had fallen off, so it couldn't be turned on, and it had nothing to do with the TV itself.

Sure enough, as soon as the power is turned on, the TV immediately emits a puff of white smoke, and it enters the scrapping period in advance, without the TV, and the time is still early, so you have to find some entertainment to pass the time, right?

"Let's fight the landlord, right? People just right! ”

"Where?"

"The three of us are fighting landlords, and Brother Pig goes back to the room to watch the wool film, isn't it just right?"

"Get out!"

Subsequently, Yan Ruyu got a mahjong card, which is a delicate ivory mahjong card, Wu Ming is quite good at this, he proposed to play strip mahjong, only Zhuge Dachang agreed, and the two beauties despised them from head to toe!

Wu Ming sighed and sighed: "Rest on your laurels, your thinking is too outdated, and you can't keep up with the trend of the times at all." ”

The two beauties said in unison: "Get out!" ”

In the end, it was a hundred yuan, and after stacking the cards, Wu Ming coughed lightly twice, and said seriously: "Gambling first, friendship second, let's put our personal feelings aside first, and also, gambling will be rotten!" ”

"Humph!" Yan Ruyu didn't give him face at all, "If you dare to eat me, sleep on the floor tonight!" ”

"Manly, big husband, if you don't talk nonsense, you won't ...... nonsense" Wu Mingxiong held his head high, "It's a big deal, I'm all **!" ”

Wu Ming Xianzhuang, after taking the cards for a long time, his next Zhuge Dachang immediately urged: "You stinky boy, everything you play is slow, play the cards quickly." ”

"Twelve, one thousand two each." Wu Ming got the cards, then nodded, and immediately started to collect the banknotes in front of several people.

"What are you doing?"

"What else can you do? I'm a god! ”

"Damn, there's all of them."

Two hours later, except for Wu Ming, everyone completely lost their language ability, Sanyuan, Sixi, Wufu, Liuliushun, Seven Aunts, Eight Aunts, all the cards that have never been seen have come out, if you take off your clothes, you have to take off your underwear when you wear a hundred pairs of underwear!

There is no cheating, relying entirely on luck and strength, after this battle, Wu Ming has an additional title that shocks the eight wildernesses: Ma God!