Today is New Year's Day, so to speak, a new year has begun, and the Mayans, who have been fossilized, once predicted that this year would be the end of the world.

There are a hundred kinds of apocalypse in the eyes of a hundred people, and most people think that the sky and the sea or the plague are raging is the end of the world, and the men and women who like to pursue romance think that only a meteor shower hitting the earth is the end of the world.

For hard-pressed otaku, even if you lose playing mahjong with the old lady in the community and lose the five yuan to buy instant noodles, it is the end of the world, and the theft of a pair of special pants for friends with a fart hole is the end of the world.

Doomsday? Wu Ming scoffed at this, it was really alarmist and boring, and he happened to see a joke about the end of the world when he was surfing the Internet.

The girl looked at the boy affectionately: If there is only one minute left before the end of the world, what do you want to do?

The boy smiled shyly: I want to do it!

The girl was stunned for a long time before she shyly continued: You are so bad! And what about the remaining forty-five seconds?

It's really laughing to death, Wu Ming laughed alone, picked up the water glass and saw that there was no water, he got up and walked out of the room.

At this time, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon, Shen Ruoxi was having dinner, and Shen Yiyi was not at home, she participated in the school's winter camp activities, and she was going to the Northeast Alpine Snow Forest for a week, as for whether she was going skiing or shaving ginseng, it was unknown.

Lonely men and widows are in the same room, Wu Ming's dirty evil thoughts have revived, Shen Ruoxi is not a chick, she is a mature woman who has just reached the age of a tiger and wolf, she has been alone for so many years, doesn't she want a man?

Men are unmarried, women are unmarried, everyone learns bed skills and does not break the law, there is adultery, injustice and infidelity, the seven days of God's gift, if you can't seize this opportunity to achieve a romantic affair, it is simply intolerable, people and gods are angry, Wu Ming's big and small head began to heat up.

But it soon cooled down again, Wu Ming has the thief's heart, but he doesn't have the courage of the thief, Shen Ruoxi is a strong woman, if she doesn't give in and yells so much, it won't be long before there will be one more bitter man who washes his face with tears every day in the state-owned labor reform coal kiln.

A sumptuous dinner, two people ate quietly, no one spoke, they didn't know what to say, the atmosphere was a little awkward, and a little ambiguous.

They are like two unrelated tunes on a staff that need to be connected by adding a note in the middle to form a harmonious piece, without which they cannot resonate.

Shen Yiyi was not there, there was one less person who threaded the needle, both of them wanted to talk, but they didn't know where to start, Shen Ruoxi didn't have much appetite, so she put down the chopsticks after eating half a bowl, and said with a worried face: "I don't know how Yiyi is now?" ”

Wu Ming sipped the rice and said vaguely: "Hmm...... Don't worry, it's going to be fine, she's fifteen years old, she's not a child anymore, she can take care of herself. ”

Shen Ruoxi said angrily: "She's not your child, of course you don't have to worry about it." ”

Speaking of Shen Yiyi, they finally found a common language, the conversation gradually increased, the atmosphere began to be warm, the two began to chat casually, and in the end, the two had a heated discussion on the issue of children's education.

After eating and washing the dishes and chopsticks, Shen Ruoxi put on her coat, she looked at Wu Ming sitting on the sofa in the living room, and said with a smile: "I want to go to Zizhu Courtyard for a walk." ”

Are you going? There was still this potential inquiring meaning in her words, and Wu Ming immediately got up and smiled happily: "I think you need a flower protection messenger." ”

On the willow tops of the moon, after dusk, she actually invited me to the park implicitly? What's there? What does it mean that the fire is a grove except for a black light? Wu Ming started to move again, and just reversed the car and knocked a garbage can into the air, which shows that he was completely in a state of ecstasy.

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As soon as he got out of the Sun Community, Wu Ming noticed a white van following him, and after turning three intersections, he could still see the tailgating van from the rearview mirror, could someone be following? He glanced at Shen Ruoxi, who was he aiming for?

Thinking about it carefully, I didn't offend anyone when I came to the capital, except for the fact that I didn't buy paper in the public toilet two days ago, which made the old lady stare for a long time, did the old lady send someone to find trouble for a pack of toilet paper? It's too unscored, right? Wu Ming shook his head, it seemed that he was coming for Shen Ruoxi.

Shen Ruoxi's seemingly calm surroundings seemed to have an undercurrent surging, what was she so unspeakable? Is there someone who wants to do her badly? It seems that the last time the company was smashed was not accidental.

Coming to Zizhu Garden, Wu Ming was dumbfounded, today the New Year's garden activities are held here, the red lanterns are hung high, the fire trees and silver flowers, the visitors are weaving, it is really lively, the lights are everywhere, bright as day, it is more difficult to find a small forest with black spots.

It seems that there is no drama tonight, even if she successfully abducts her into the grove, she will be a little frightened if she wants to do something, it is too easy to attract onlookers, Wu Ming is a little frustrated.

Looking at the happy smiles of the children, Shen Ruoxi showed a touch of melancholy, and said lonely: "When Yiyi was young, we rented around here, and I would bring her here to play every New Year's Day, and she always smiled happily." ”

Wu Ming could understand her mood, grinned, and said, "Since you're here, let's have a good time, right?" As he spoke, he grabbed Shen Ruoxi's hand and continued, "Go!" Let's guess the lantern riddles. ”

Shen Ruoxi's face flushed, she didn't withdraw her hand, and lowered her head slightly shyly and let Wu Ming pull her away.

Guessing lantern riddles is not free, guessing five yuan at a time, are all very simple riddles, Wu Ming doesn't know astronomy and geography, Shen Ruoxi doesn't read much, it can be said that he is a veritable big chest and no brain, two people with low IQ spent dozens of dollars and didn't get a mystery right.

In the end, Wu Ming was in charge of covering, and Shen Ruoxi secretly used his mobile phone to check the riddle online, and then he guessed a riddle correctly, and the prize he got was a string of wind chimes.

Leaving the place where the lantern riddle was guessed, Shen Ruoxi lifted the wind chimes and blew it with her cheeks, listening to the jingling sound, she showed a happy smile, looking more like a child than her daughter, Wu Ming smiled and teased: "With your IQ, it's a miracle that the company didn't go bankrupt!" ”

"Who are you to say about me?" Shen Ruoxi snorted and said, "Yiyi is smarter than you." ”

They walked back to the parking lot, Wu Ming just pressed the electronic alarm lock, a few noises, the sliding doors of the three nearby vans opened, and more than a dozen thugs armed with steel pipe bats rushed to them, and roared viciously: "Don't move!" Rob! ”

"Ah......" A woman who was picking up the car next to her screamed, then collapsed to the ground, crying in horror and inexplicably, "You can do whatever you want, please don't kill me." ”

Looking at the woman lying on the ground with her legs wide open, the thug led by him roared: "There is a way to steal, we are just robbing!" We're not strong x, please lie down civil. ”

Just as they were talking, Wu Ming picked up Shen Ruoxi and ran away......

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"Damn! Hold it! ”

"Don't run!"

More than a dozen thugs in the back chased after each other, Wu Ming hugged Shen Ruoxi's plump buttocks tightly and ran away, the posture of the two was extremely ambiguous, like a female monkey hugging her son, and there was no gap between them.

Shen Ruoxi put her arms around Wu Ming's neck, and said with a red face: "Quickly let me down." ”

"You're wearing high heels...... Wu Ming said hurriedly: "Let you down, can you run?" ”

"But ......" Shen Ruoxi blushed and said in a voice like a mosquito: "But this posture is so ugly." ”

"Your life is almost gone, do you still care about your posture?" Wu Ming slapped her on the buttocks and said angrily, "If they catch you, they will make your posture even uglier." ”

Shen Ruoxi wanted to speak and stopped, in order not to hinder Wu Ming's running, she took the initiative to hook Wu Ming's waist with her legs, this is a move that makes people blush and heartbeat, it is indeed hot and bold enough, a group of gangsters behind Mu Xu.

Looking at Shen Ruoxi, who buried her head in her chest and looked shy, the corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked, this little woman is really good at cooperating, if she is combined with her double cultivation, it will definitely be very interesting.

Running from east to west, from south to north, Wu Ming screamed and fled with Shen Ruoxi in his arms, and the dozen or so thugs who ran after their butts had long since lost their previous arrogance, and they were all so tired that they stuck out their tongues.

Holding a woman and running so fast, more than a dozen thugs stopped helplessly, watching Wu Ming disappear into the night, but after a while, Wu Ming ran back with Shen Ruoxi in his arms, and said embarrassedly: "There is a wall in front, there is no way." ”

Wu Ming swaggered past in front of a group of thugs, and when he saw that no one was chasing, he couldn't help but turn around and asked curiously, "Why don't you chase?" ”

The little thug at the head waved the steel pipe in his hand and shouted, "Damn! Give me chase! Catch the kid and trample him to death. ”

The game of you chasing me started again, Shen Ruoxi looked at Wu Ming, who was breathing as usual and had a calm face, and said angrily: "You villain!" Did you mean to ......," she said, her voice sharpening, "Watch the back!" ”

Wu Ming jumped to the side like lightning, dodged the steel pipe flying behind him, and said with a smile: "It's a cold day, run to warm up!" ”

Shen Ruoxi said angrily: "Stop playing, let's run!" ”

"I think you need to call the police...... Wu Ming smiled and said, "Please sit down, I'm going to speed up, let those grandchildren eat farts!" ”

Shen Ruoxi couldn't help laughing, took out her mobile phone to call the police, and heard her laugh and say that she was robbed, and the policewoman who was the operator had a black look on her face, and she was so happy when she was robbed? Isn't that sick?

Wu Ming easily shook off a dozen thugs and returned to the parking lot, he put Shen Ruoxi down, moved his arm, and teased: "Shen Ruoxi! You're really heavy! ”

Shen Ruoxi rubbed her numb thighs and pouted, "I'm only fifty kilograms, where does it weigh?" ”

"Fortunately, the meat has grown where it should be."

"What nonsense?"

Wu Ming smiled lewdly: "Although the butt is a little big, it's very elastic!" After speaking, he slipped away.

Shen Ruoxi froze for a moment, then screamed, chased out with wind chimes, and scolded angrily: "Stinky hooligan, don't run." ”

The empty parking lot, reverberating with crisp wind chimes, Shen Ruoxi's delicate face had a smile of disgust and joy, I don't know why, she is not disgusted with the bad man in front of her, even if he eats his own tofu.