Chapter 122: Fried fritters
There is a lyric: What is the difference between us soldiers and soldiers?
In fact, Brother Bing is no different, he doesn't have three heads and six arms, he can't fly the eaves and walk the wall, he can't pee and pee, he doesn't split his eyes, and when he sees a beautiful woman without clothes, he also subconsciously wants to untie his belt and take off his pants, fight a goblin for one night, and the next day he will also have weak legs and can't walk.
It's just that they have more honors and responsibilities, they carry guns on their shoulders, but they shoulder the mission of protecting their homes and defending the country, they drink water, but they have to shed blood and sweat for the motherland, and soldiers will always be the most respectable people under this bright starry sky.
But excluding the old fritters of the ten longan squads in front of Wu Ming, some of them are greedy for life and afraid of death, some are despicable and shameless, and some are heartless, the army is a melting pot, a place to transform and train people, but they still can't be molded into usable materials, let alone pillars.
It took one night to read the detailed file records of the longan team, Wu Ming was completely convinced, in general, they came to the army to wait for the salary, and when the monk rang the bell for a day, they had to get by, simply put, they were eating and waiting for death, in a word, they were simply here to play soy sauce.
It's just that they have a higher technical content and more depth in making soy sauce, which is the kind that carries the soy sauce bottle out, and then can drop the oil bottle, but can bring the shopkeeper back.
Of course, this kind of soy sauce can only be fought by special forces, if it is an ordinary person, you must first weigh whether you can fight the watermelon knife in the boss's hand.
Thousands of miles of red land, not a day's disaster, their negative laziness is not formed overnight, has long been deeply rooted in the bone marrow, to motivate them to study hard, work hard, it is definitely not easier than seducing a good woman.
This is a group of stubborn donkeys, leading and not leaving, fighting backwards, in fact, their talents and qualifications are outstanding, but they are deliberately hidden, if it weren't for the small report of the antique in the file bag, Wu Ming wouldn't know that they were a group of people who were deeply hidden.
They are usually quite decent, but there are more minor problems, often violating military discipline, the most important thing is that they are not self-motivated, and they do not have the qualities that a qualified soldier should have.
The commander of the Yanlong Army, Xu Guohao, had a very clear goal, that is, to build them into a second special operations team comparable to the dragon's teeth, but he racked his brains, and there was still no way to take these ten old fritters, and it was useless for the cow to press his head without drinking water.
If you want to work hard, you have to be serious about, if you want to be good at kung fu, you have to pee and practice lying down, if you want them to be completely conscious and devote themselves to training hard, you must find a way to do what they like, prescribe the right medicine, and use extraordinary means to deal with extraordinary people.
Wu Ming thought hard all night about the tiger-clad military vehicle, and finally came up with a way to motivate them to forge ahead, which, in his opinion, had a 99 percent chance of being effective.
The management of the Yanlong army is very strict, even if it is a veteran, he can only ask for leave to go out for half a day every month, he can't use his mobile phone at ordinary times, there are computers in the army but there is no network, there is a large library, but there are only military books in it, and the usual entertainment program is to watch TV, but unfortunately there is no decoding station, and he can't watch the Asian disc.
Ten young men with strong blood, all of them have no object, and they have been like ascetics for many years, but you can imagine how empty and lonely it is, what do they want most? A pair of underwear of a master of lust is going to break his head, what else can he want?
As long as they are given a little temptation, they still have to be obedient? Thinking of the smugness, Wu Ming couldn't help but cover his mouth and snicker......
"Report!"
"What?"
"Instructor! Are you stimulated by something? ”
"What stimulation can I have?"
"You've been giggling for ten minutes, is there really no problem? Would you like us to call a military doctor for you? ”
Dare to be sarcastic? Wait for you to feel better, Wu Ming glanced at the ten people, cleared his throat, and asked slowly, "Can anyone tell me what actual combat combat is?" How do you understand actual combat? Seeing that no one squeaked, he pointed to Rayong and continued: "Rayong! You said. ”
Rayong replied according to the script: "Actual combat combat is used in actual combat, and I think actual combat combat is to knock down the enemy as quickly as possible. ”
"Di Cheng, what about you?"
Di Cheng hesitated for a moment, and said in a low voice: "I think that you have to knock down the enemy without getting hurt, and losing both is not called fighting, it is called desperate." ”
"Not bad!" Wu Ming nodded and said with a smile: "The key to actual combat is to use the fastest and most effective method to knock down the enemy, we are soldiers, not martial artists, as long as we can knock the enemy down, no matter what means are used." ”
"Your words are the same as Instructor Dragon."
"That's what Instructor Long said, too."
"Sure enough, it's the same ......thing that the hero sees" Wu Ming touched his nose, revealing a hint of self-satisfaction, and then muttered: "If you want to knock down the enemy with the fastest speed, you are very particular about shooting, for this reason, I have summed up three techniques and tactics, that is, poking the eye, locking the throat, and digging the crotch." ”
Depend on! It's insidious! Who the hell is this instructor? It can't be a legendary demon cultist, right? The corners of the eyes of the ten members of the longan team twitched, and they all swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, feeling that the balls were inexplicably hot.
"If you want to improve the level of actual combat, only sparring can be effective......," Wu Mingyin said, "Today's actual combat training begins." ”
Sparring? Is it to practice poking eyes, locking throats, and picking out crotch? All ten people showed a surprised expression, without eyes, they could become the legendary blind man, but if they didn't have the balls, they could only become an existence like Dongfang Undefeated, a eunuch, an incomplete man.
Looking at the frightened eyes of the ten people, Wu Ming guessed what they thought in their hearts, and said angrily: "It's okay to use these indiscriminate methods against the enemy, everyone is a comrade-in-arms, if you abolish others, will you help others inherit the family in the future?" ”
Luo Yong scratched his head and said with an embarrassed face: "Everyone is a comrade-in-arms, not to mention anything else, this little favor of inheriting the lineage can still help." ”
Di Cheng scolded: "Fuck off your eggs!" ”
"I'll abolish you later."
"Damn, we're scrapping him."
"Okay, okay......" Wu Ming hurriedly stopped, mysteriously took out a photo album, and said with a lewd smile: "Comrades, look at what this is?" The out-of-print Teacher Cang dew point photo album! ”
Ten people fixed their eyes and found that the cover was really Teacher Cang with dew point, in recent years, people don't have to lie down to make money, they wear clothes every day, how can they almost recognize the master of desire without clothes in front of them.
Di Cheng immediately became enthusiastic and said excitedly: "Wow! It's really Mr. Cang. ”
Rayong muttered with a dull face: "My goddess! ”
"How could you possibly bring this in?"
"yes?"
Wu Ming smiled proudly: "Then you don't care, I have my own way." ”
On the surface, this is only the reserve force of the capital, but in fact, this is one of the secret training bases of the Yanlong First Division, and the access control is very strict, and mobile phones cannot be brought in, let alone these contraband.
However, there is no impermeable wall in the world, Wu Ming bribed the doorman to relax the inspection, and then he could secretly bring things in, although there is money to make the ghost grind push, but you get what you pay for, don't think that you can bribe a pack of cigarettes casually, that is really underestimating the appetite of the doorman's eldest brother, Wu Ming bribed two packs!
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Wu Ming said that if anyone can knock him down, he will take the photo album as a reward, and one stone hits the layers of waves, and the eyes of ten people have changed, the photo album of the wolf goddess, even if you use all the strength to touch the milk, you have to grab it, it is a must!
At the beginning of the battle, Wu Ming found that it was different, the speed and strength of the ten people had obviously doubled, and after falling to the ground, he no longer pretended to be dead, he immediately jumped up vigorously, and then pounced on Wu Ming without fear of death, as if he was an enemy who did not share the sky.
For a photo book! This group of boys who have been vegetarians for many years really got serious, Wu Ming put away his face and began to get serious......
The door of the martial arts training room was ajar, Xu Guohao showed a relieved look, and said softly: "This group of bastards has finally become serious. ”
"If you don't fight for something, it's just for a mess of things......" The antique scolded, and said with a helpless wry smile: "Are they crazy?" ”
Xu Guohao smiled and said: "Sure enough, it still works." ”
"But......," said the antique cautiously, "wouldn't he let that mess in?"
"What kind of mess?" Xu Guohao asked with a puzzled expression: "Why didn't I know that he brought things in?" ”
The antique raised his eyebrows, blinked, and said, "Then it may be that I have lost my eyes." ”
The two looked at each other and smiled, and left the training ground, not long after they left, ten people collapsed, one by one, lying on the ground with blue noses and swollen faces, gasping for air.
Wu Ming put away the photo album and said with a sneering face: "Tsk...... It's a pity.,I'll put away the photo album first.,Want to get this out-of-print photo book.,You're still a little tender.,You have to work harder.。 ”
Damn it! The ten people all had a gritted tooth expression, and at the same time had some awe for Wu Ming, they couldn't hurt him in the slightest with all their strength, let alone knock him down, where did this demon come from?
"This is the end of today's actual combat training, you go to the shooting range now and wait for me......" Wu Ming walked to the door, and when he walked to the door, he turned around and said, "I also brought other good things!" ”
An hour later......
The shooting range was silent, and ten people were prostrate on the ground with 95 automatic rifles, staring at the scope without blinking, and twenty meters in front of each of them was a book that had been opened with bricks.
"It's so exciting, I'm ready to drip wax oil...... Luo Yong jumped up with excitement, ran to his book and turned the page, and then hurriedly ran to lie down and aim.
In order to improve their mobile aiming skills, Wu Ming thought of this method and let them read books with scopes, of course, these books are all low-level novels that are not suitable for children.
This weird training method can not only improve their mobile aiming ability, but also fully mobilize their enthusiasm and let them actively devote themselves to boring aiming training, which is indeed a good way to kill two birds with one stone.
This training plan is really feasible, and then find a way to get mp5 in a few days, and stimulate them well, Wu Ming showed an evil smile, even if it is an old fritter, it can still be fried out of oil!