Saturday, October 1st, sunny.

Today is a big day for the whole world to celebrate, and even the crows are full of joy.

At half past seven in the morning, Wu Ming opened his eyes, waited left and right, but the damn air raid sirens did not go off, and after getting dressed, he walked out of the room......

Miss Yan's sleeping appearance is the same, she is still in the ** posture with her face against the pillow, Wu Ming made a dreamy volley, hitting the beautiful woman's pretty buttocks, and almost hit the ten rings.

Strike!

yawned, Yan Ruyu rubbed her buttocks and sat up, looking at Wu Ming who was covering her mouth and snickering, and immediately after she recovered her senses, she smashed the beautiful sheep doll at Wu Ming with her color, and asked with an unkind expression: "You bastard!" Did you kick Miss Ben's ass again? ”

After Wu Ming dodged the giant hidden weapon, he replied: "Why didn't the air raid siren sound today?" ”

"Miss Ben doesn't go to work today, why should I set an alarm clock?"

Wu Ming had a suddenly realized expression on his face and said, "Why didn't you say it earlier?" I'm sorry, since I've woken you up, then you can pee by the way! ”

"You bastard! Why don't you die? Yan Ruyu fell into a rage.

Wu Ming slipped out of the beautiful woman's boudoir with a smile......

After rinsing, Yan Ruyu went downstairs with her cheeks puffed out, she planned to let Wu Ming see the strength of her taekwondo white belt in the early stage, in the kitchen, she found Wu Ming who was cooking, and immediately tiptoed up and put on a posture......

Ho Ho ...... Dare to kick Miss Ben's ass, let you taste the power of Ruyu's pussy feet now, Miss Ben will kick your chicken and eggs...... Belch! It's very fragrant!

Yan Ruyu posed in an independent posture of the golden rooster, sniffed with a pretty Yao nose, and asked curiously, "What are you cooking?" ”

"Instant noodles."

"Cook more, I'm going to eat!"

Wu Ming didn't look back, and said with a faint smile: "If you want to eat, then put away your flower fist embroidered legs." ”

Does this bastard have eyes behind his back? Yan Ruyu, who was in a posture, snorted, walked to the round table in the dining room and sat down, crossed Erlang's legs and waited for the meal to start, looking like a young lady.

Soon, Wu Ming came to the dining room with two large bowls of noodles and pushed one of the bowls in front of Yan Ruyu......

Clear soup and noodles, Yan Ruyu pursed her lips and complained, "What kind of sauce is this?" Why is this soup so clear? ”

Wu Ming took a sip of hot noodles, stuck out his tongue and exhaled, "No...... I don't know, I just know that this is called 'Uncle Kang' onion noodles. ”

"Uncle Kang?" Yan Ruyu's voice became sharp, and she roared, "Why don't you buy Master Kong's?" Miss Kangshi Schoben has never heard of this, it must be a fake and shoddy product. ”

Wu Ming scratched the back of his head and said, "How do I know, the owner of the supermarket said that this is a new variety launched by Uncle Pork Ribs, and the taste is first-class." ”

"Uncle Ribs? That profiteer company that specializes in copycats? Yan Ruyu showed disdain, picked up the plain white face, and complained again: "Didn't you buy eggs?" Why don't you put a few down? Such a vegetarian noodle makes you lose your appetite when you see it. ”

"Let it go!"

"Where? How can I ......" Yan Ruyu didn't finish speaking, she saw that there were several eggs in Wu Ming's bowl, and immediately yelled angrily: "You selfish bastard! ”

It's not your share! Wu Ming just lifted his lips and made no sound.

Yan Ruyu stretched out her chopsticks to Wu Ming's bowl and shouted, "Give me ......"

"My saliva!"

Yan Ruyu's outstretched chopsticks froze, stood up angrily, wrinkled her little nose, and said, "Hmph!" Miss Ben fried herself. ”

Wu Ming showed a hint of surprise, and then said with a smile: "Will you?" Would you like to make a fire call for you first? ”

"Don't underestimate me! I studied cooking when I was in college at Harvard. Yan Ruyu held her small chest and walked to the kitchen with a high spirit......

Just because you've learned it doesn't mean you can! After a while, Wu Ming had finished eating noodles, and Yan Ruyu came up with a plate of black things, with a burnt smell, and she put the plate on the table with some twists.

Wu Ming picked up the chopsticks and picked up the black egg cuts, and said, "Don't talk about Jiao, there are eggshells." ”

"Egg ...... Eggshells can replenish calcium! "Yan Ruyu is a dead duck with a hard mouth.

Wu Ming showed a look of admiration and said with a smile: "Calcium and charcoal, you can make up for it yourself, be careful not to make up for human life." With that, he hummed a tune and went to wash the dishes.

Yan Ruyu made a grimace, hesitated for a while, and then mustered up the courage to put a piece of black charcoal in her mouth, and soon her little face wrinkled into bitter gourd, salty and bitter, unpalatable to death, and she just wanted to spit it out......

Wu Ming washed the dishes and walked through the dining room, looked at her, smiled, and said, "Isn't it delicious?" ”

Yan Ruyu swallowed the burnt egg in her mouth hard, and her nostrils turned to the sky: "Who said it, it's delicious!" ”

As soon as Wu Ming left, Yan Ruyu's proud little face immediately collapsed, feeling that a bird could come out of his mouth, and hurriedly looked for water to drink.

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"Damn Wu Song, what a moral degradation! Even the Golden Lotus girl didn't dare to go up, what kind of hero was a hero. Wu Ming was watching the new version of Water Margin on demand, and was very dissatisfied after seeing Wu Erlang's noble behavior, and reprimanded loudly, with an expression of hatred that iron is not steel......

As soon as Yan Ruyu walked into the living room, she couldn't help but roll her eyes when she heard such outrageous words, who is morally degraded after all?

Having said that, this bastard is definitely not a base man, he is a big pervert, as long as he wears less, he will definitely have two eyes shining, and he is also a big villain with a black belly, and girls dare to kick their ass.

However, Miss Ben has already seen through your true colors, as long as you dare to think anything wrong, hum...... Yan Ruyu clenched her little fists and secretly looked at Wu Ming, revealing a hint of complacency.

She always firmly believes that as long as she makes a move, she can flatten Wu Mingbian all over the ground!

Seeing that Yan Ruyu frequently peeked at herself, her pretty face was full of calculations, Wu Ming shook his head and said, "What are you staring at me?" Nymphomaniac? ”

"You're a nymphomaniac!" Yan Ruyu retorted loudly, snorted, grabbed the remote control and began to change the channel.

"Huh! Huh! I'm watching! Wu Ming protested.

"I want to see it!" Yan Ruyu replied arrogantly and took care of the stage.

Most girls like to watch idol dramas, Korean dramas or something, Yan Ruyu is more alternative, she always likes to watch some strange things, such as "The Story I Have to Tell with Zombies" and so on.

This taste is really disagreeable, Wu Ming shuddered, quickly got up, and prepared to go back to the room to watch Japanese dramas on the computer, in other words, the actors he admires more are flight attendants and Sister Ya.

"I'm back in my room."

"Remember to make lunch!"

Really took Lao Tzu as a servant, Wu Ming returned to the room with a black face, and found something that made him sad, the movie downloader was opened, but he forgot to start the task.

In front of the computer monitor, there are freshly completed documents, with ID cards and household registration books, and a driver's license, of course, the driver's license is a giveaway, and it is fake.

Picking up his ID card, Wu Ming couldn't help but touch his face, are we so old? Why does that kid think we're 28 years old? Hum! Conscience must have let the dog eat.

With an ID card, maybe you should find something to do, the main thing is that the money is running out, by the way, I forgot to show my ID card to Yan Xiaozhu, thinking of this, Wu Ming picked up the ID card and walked out of the room.

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At that time, Yan Ruyu was standing on the sofa watching the taekwondo competition, and she was so excited that she seemed to be there, dancing and shouting: "Stupid, why are you kicking him in the chest?" Use your feet! ”

Flirting with feet? Does this woman understand the rules? Wu Ming was sweating profusely, walked to Yan Ruyu's side, handed out his ID card, and said, "Huh...... My ID card is ready. ”

Yan Ruyu just glanced at it, and laughed directly: "Gege...... How is it bald? It's really funny......" she said, she waved her hand and continued: "Don't look at it, you have time to go to the police station in the jurisdiction to get a temporary residence certificate, and then go to the property security guard to write down your name." ”

"Really don't look at it?"

"What's so good...... Yan Ruyu's small face showed impatience, and said, "Don't make noise for me to watch the game." ”

Wu Ming touched his nose, picked up the newspaper on the table, and just turned to international current affairs and politics, and an eye-catching headline shocked his heart!

Silver Fox is back in the world?

The latest news of this newspaper, the Jingdong Police Department of the country of Japan was invaded by thieves in the early hours of tomorrow morning, and the bold thieves spray-painted the word "silver fox" at the main entrance of the police department......

The Sakura Foundation has been hacked!

Recently, the Sakura Foundation of the Japanese Country has been repeatedly attacked by hackers, causing heavy losses, causing the stock price to plummet, and President Sakura Taro announced his resignation yesterday, and it is rumored that he has a close relationship with the arrest of the "Silver Fox......

The Romanov consortium withdraws from the Land of the Sun!

Yesterday, the Romanov consortium held a press conference in the country of Japan, and the executive president of the Eastern Region of Asia, Kowimolf, announced: The Romanov consortium will withdraw from the country of Japan on all fronts.

"Why do you see so enthralled?" Seeing that Wu Ming was a little petrified, Yan Ruyu couldn't help but ask.

"Huh?" Wu Ming came back to his senses, shook his head, flipped through the newspaper, and said, "It's nothing, I'll see if there is anything suitable for my job." ”

"Work?" Yan Ruyu was a little surprised and asked, "Are you looking for a job?" ”

"It's a bit boring to find something to do, staying home all day!"

"Yo! The nouveau riche are quite self-motivated! ”

Wu Ming smiled noncommittally, opened the recruitment page, and a large-scale recruitment advertisement that occupied half of the page came into view: Anerle Special Insurance Security Consultant Company Recruitment.

The company was founded in ......

Private Security Consultant: Male or female, educational background, age 20 to 40 years old.

Requirements: good facial features, good health, proficient in grappling and fighting, familiar with computers, able to drive, English.

Treatment: annual salary of 20 to more than 1 million.

Note: Veterans or relevant experience are preferred.

Hey! The annual salary is not low! The corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked slightly, he seemed to be quite consistent in all aspects, and took a look at the recruitment time: October 1st, and the interview began at 10 o'clock in the morning.

Is there any mistake? Interview today? Today is the first day of the golden holiday, and a hidden message can be read here: there are few company holidays!

Wu Ming hesitated for a moment and asked, "How is An Erle?" ”

"Light and thin, breathable, if the amount is large, it may leak sideways......" Yan Ruyu gave a very professional evaluation, and then pouted and said, "You are a big man, why do you ask this?" ”

"Do you think we're talking about the same problem?" Wu Ming pinched his brows and pushed the newspaper in front of Yan Ruyu......

"Peace?" Yan Ruyu tilted her head and looked at it, then sneered: "This is a bodyguard company under the Leng Foundation, with a good reputation, do you want to apply?" ”

"Why not?"

"Are you applying for a cleaner?" Yan Ruyu snickered, seeing that Wu Ming's expression was not good, she coughed lightly and continued: "I want to say, it's already nine o'clock, this company is in the city center, and you are in a hurry to go out now." ”

"I won my life, and I lost my luck." Wu Ming took out his mobile phone nonchalantly and slowly wrote down the address and contact number of Anerle's company.

Finally spit out the ivory, take a closer look, it is still fake, Yan Ruyu sighed slightly.