The sky is getting dark, and thousands of lights light up the city on weekend nights.

At half past seven in the evening, Wu Ming was lying on the sofa in the living room, holding a book, looking intently, and when he heard footsteps, he raised his head......

Yan Ruyu just finished taking a shower, and came down from the upstairs with her wet hair, only covered with a wide T-shirt, which covered her quite seductive buttocks, and the perfect ** revealed infinite enchantment between the opening and closing of her steps.

Feeling that the second brother had the urge to raise the flag to rebel, Wu Ming hurriedly buried his head in the book, out of sight and out of heart.

"Why don't you watch TV?" Yan Ruyu turned on the TV with the remote control and asked casually.

"Uh...... I'm reading Chinese classics. ”

The book in Wu Ming's hand is called "The Biography of the Golden Lotus", looking at the title of this book, it is not difficult to imagine what kind of reading this is, Yan Ruyu's face is hot, and she scolded: "What kind of bullshit masterpiece is this?" It's simply a nasty low-level novel. ”

"Dirty?" Wu Ming put down the book and showed his face, and retorted: "Why is this novel obscene? This is the sequel to the four famous works of the Water Margin. ”

Yan Ruyu squinted at Wu Ming and said coldly: "Who told you that this is the story of the Water Margin?" ”

"Uh...... Said by the book seller. "Wu Ming's confidence is a little lacking.

Yan Ruyu covered her forehead and sighed: "I really doubt that you may not even know which of the four famous books are." ”

"Joke! How could I not know......" Wu Ming snorted coldly, raised his chin vividly, and said loudly: "Isn't it the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the Water Margin...... Water Margin ......"

Seeing that Wu Ming was unsustainable, Yan Ruyu was happy, raised her eyebrows, and asked, "What else?" ”

"I'll go to the toilet first, and I'll tell you when I get back!" Wu Ming lifted his ass......

Yan Ruyu Gege chuckled, revealing a touch of disdain, and said, "You don't want to go back to the room to check the computer, do you?" ”

It's been recognized! Wu Ming froze, the corners of his mouth twitched twice, he laughed dryly, sat back on the sofa again, and changed the topic very bluntly: "Uh...... I heard that it will rain tomorrow, so you didn't dry your clothes, did you? ”

"Clothes?" Yan Ruyu was stunned for a moment, then showed a coquettish smile, and continued: "What you said really reminded me." With that, she put down the remote control and hurriedly got up and walked back to her room......

Wu Ming couldn't wait to give himself two ear scrapers, which pot he couldn't open.

Soon, Yan Ruyu went downstairs with a blue underwear and stockings, and walked in front of Wu Ming, she generously handed out the blue child, and said with a smile: "Huh...... Your task. ”

Looking at Yilanzi's colorful original underwear, Wu Ming was sweating profusely, and said with a wry smile: "Don't you feel ashamed to ask a man to help you wash your underwear?" ”

Yan Ruyu's pretty face flashed a little embarrassment, and she directly stuffed the blue child into Wu Ming's arms, and said angrily: "Don't be verbose, hurry up and wash it, since you signed the agreement, you must keep your promise." ”

A faint fragrance wafted into his nose, Wu Ming felt a little uneasy, shook his head to sober himself up, and began to teach earnestly: "Girls should be diligent, don't be so lazy, don't you have a washing machine?" Drop it down and you're done in a few minutes. ”

Yan Ruyu sat on the sofa, hugged a pig's head pillow casually, and hummed: "Miss Ben is just lazy, it's your business......" After thinking about it, she added again: "Also, these clothes can only be washed by hand, what should I do if I wash them in the washing machine?" ”

"Hand wash?" Wu Ming's heart rippled, revealing a lewd smile, and said, "This is your underwear, let me rub it, won't you feel a little awkward wearing it in the future?" ”

After coming to live here, the underwear was washed by Aunt Xiang for herself, if you let this bastard wash it? Yan Ruyu couldn't help but feel a chill just thinking about it, felt a strange hand stretched into her underwear, and said angrily: "Then you are not allowed to wash it by hand!" ”

"How do you wash it without hands?"

Yan Ruyu snorted unreasonably: "Anyway, you are not allowed to wash it by hand, if you dare to touch my underwear with your hands, I will chop off your pig's trotters and feed them to the dog." ”

"Unreasonableness is really a woman's patent......" Wu Ming stood up with Lanzi in his hand, slowly walked to the bathroom on the first floor, and sighed leisurely: "The little boy who sells bras is really pitiful!" ”

Yan Ruyuqiao's face was tense, but she wanted to laugh very much, so she blushed so much that she couldn't see Wu Ming's back, so she "poofed" and laughed coquettishly.

"Wow! It smells so good! Wu Ming shouted loudly in the bathroom.

"You're dead...... State! Yan Ruyu roared angrily, and hurriedly jumped up and rushed to the bathroom......

In the spacious bathroom, Wu Ming held a bottle of 'Jie Yi Jing', looked at Yan Ruyu who was angry, and said with a smile: "I said that this bottle of clean clothes is so fragrant, don't you think I'm smelling your stinky socks?" ”

"How can it stink? People change every day, I don't believe you can smell it! Yan Ruyu's head was a little hot, and she said it without thinking, and only after she finished saying did she realize what she had said.

Looking at Wu Ming's playful expression, Yan Ruyu was embarrassed, and said: "I'm going back to the room to surf the Internet, remember to wake me up tomorrow ......" After speaking, she turned around and ran away with a red face.

Colorful means that she has a person who loves beauty, likes to be colorful, a little smelly and beautiful, but the styles are relatively conservative, and none of the pants are the kind of little Ding Ding full of temptation.

Stripped of the skin of the glamorous demon fox, she is actually a little arrogant little wild cat in her bones.

The faint smile on Wu Ming's face quickly disappeared, revealing resentment, fuck, help the girl wash her underwear, if this spreads, even if he shows his biceps comparable to Arnold, others will think that he is a soft-footed shrimp, Wu Ming picked up the small underwear and slapped and scrubbed it fiercely, as if it was Yan Ruyu's buttocks.

The insects are chirping, the dogs are barking, and Wu Ming has a black face and a cold milk cover.

When he returned to the living room, he couldn't see Yan Ruyu's figure, Wu Ming turned off the lights and returned to the room, lay down on the bed, and picked up the 'Water Margin' to read at night.

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In the morning, an air raid siren sounded throughout the villa, and Wu Ming, who woke up, instantly rolled off the bed and fell to the ground, and then rolled to the balcony with a series of standard rolls on his side, and jumped directly from the second floor with his pants on, and the whole process was as fast as lightning.

......The four black dogs named Xiaodong, Xiaonan, Xiaoxi, and Xiaobei spit out their crimson tongues and barked wildly and pounced on Wu Ming, who had just jumped down from the upper floor.

Wu Ming, whose brain was still a little muddy, reflexively sprinted a few steps, then burst into his feet, grabbed the guardrail of the balcony on the second floor with both hands and swung sideways and somersaulted, and he threw himself back to the balcony steadily.

This series of jumping up and down, chic and elegant, if anyone sees it, they must not help but be amazed.

However, Wu Ming is already about to cry, what is this called? It made chickens and dogs jump early in the morning, and the sharp air raid sirens continued, and this frightening voice seemed to come from Miss Yan's room, what kind of plane was she doing?

Wu Ming was a little angry, wearing pants and running directly to knock on Yan Ruyu's door, knocking for a long time without any response, he tried to twist the door lock, and the door actually opened.

The black alarm clock at the head of the bed was still frantically sounding the air raid siren, Wu Ming strode forward, pressed the alarm switch fiercely, and stopped the harsh sound, and looked at Miss Yan, who was sleeping like a dead pig.

If you don't wake up like this, it's really admirable, if a plane comes to bomb, she will be the first to die!

"Miss Yan...... Miss Yan...... Yan Xiaozhu ......" Wu Ming yelled fiercely.

Yan Ruyu was holding a big beautiful sheep doll, pouting her ass and still sleeping soundly, it was inevitable that she didn't wake up, and the air raid sirens couldn't wake up, and she just yelled and used it.

Having said that, this woman's sleeping posture with her ass pouting is really sultry, and the light silk pajamas outline the perfect buttocks shape, which makes people can't help but think?

Can't help but want to kick! Wu Ming cleanly stretched out his foot and kicked the beauty's buttocks.

Tell you to draft unequal treaties, let Lao Tzu help you wash your underwear, ask you to make an air raid siren, scare Lao Tzu to jump off the building and be chased by dogs, put up with you for a long time!

Yan Ruyu grunted, rubbed her buttocks and slowly got up, stretched her waist, rubbed her beautiful eyes again, and after she woke up, she saw Wu Ming staring at her by the bed, and immediately covered her chest and screamed......

"It's called Mao? You're wearing pajamas! ”

Yan Ruyu covered her face with her hands, gritted her teeth and said, "But you didn't wear it!" ”

Originally, I wanted the Hedong lion to roar, but I was only wearing a pair of pants all over my body, and my confidence was not enough, Wu Ming coughed lightly twice, and said: "What I want to say is, can you change the alarm clock, I was almost scared to death by it." ”

"Get out of here!!" Yan Ruyuqiao's face was flushed, and her roar was heartbreaking.

"I'm here to wake you up, don't get me wrong!" Wu Ming explained, and hurriedly ran out like burning his buttocks......

This bastard, villain, bastard, rotten egg, Yan Ruyu cursed Wu Ming eighteen times in a circle, and his face became more and more delicate, but this man's figure is really good, with beautiful muscles, and that majestic "convex".

What was I thinking? Perverted girl, perverted woman, perverted woman, Yan Ruyu slapped her little face, trying to stop herself from imagining those restrictive pictures.

After changing clothes and drawing makeup, it was already half an hour later, and when she left the room, Yan Ruyu was still angry, stomping her feet step by step, and she was angry!

After the Porsche started, he slammed the accelerator a few times, and the corners of Wu Ming's mouth, who was lying on the bed reading a book, hooked slightly, teasing this little wild cat and making her splash, which is really a happy thing!

When I went out in the morning, I was still angry, and when I came back in the evening, Yan Ruyu had completely forgotten about the morning, and happily shared her joy with Wu Ming, a limited edition LV new bag.

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After the three-day trial period, Wu Ming got the remote control and door password of the villa door, and the name "Yan Xiaozhu" appeared on the mobile phone book.

Similarly, the chrysanthemum button on Yan Ruyu's mobile phone, as long as you press it lightly, you can dial the phone number of "Xiao Mingzi".

After a few days of stepping on the spot, Wu Ming has an understanding of the surrounding environment, the security here is very good, each villa is equipped with surveillance at each intersection, and there will be a security booth every few hundred meters.

It's a little regrettable that Cheng Ming didn't find any information about himself, and he didn't hear that there were people missing in the vicinity, and the biggest distress of amnesia was that he didn't know where he jumped out of, so he could only take one step at a time.

The air raid sirens will sound every day, and washing underwear has become a compulsory course for Wu Ming every day, and as a retaliation, the way he tells Miss Yan to get up every day is to kick her ass and secretly add toilet cleaner to her perfume.

It's really a relief!

Every day when she woke up, she would find a dull pain in her buttocks, and after spraying the unique fragrance of the thatched house, Yan Ruyu suddenly opened her mouth, and then she quietly brushed the toilet with Wu Ming's toothbrush without moving.

It's really a relief!

On the surface, there is harmony, but secretly there is intrigue, Lang Jackal and Leopard are all oil-burning lamps, and the two are fighting every day to see who can off who first!

Five days of fun passed......

Early in the morning, after Yan Ruyu went out to work, Wu Ming dragged the "southeast, northwest" out to clear mines, after some communication between people and dogs, now the four Labradors are very obedient, of course, Wu Ming still can't tell the difference between the southeast and northwest, these dogs look almost identical.

How do humans communicate with dogs? Whoever has a hard fist, whoever says is the truth! In short, under Wu Ming's tutelage, now the southeast and northwest can swim breaststroke.

"Ernie sauce, sub-saucer...... Ernie sauce, Ya Xuan Saucer ......" As soon as he left the gate of the villa, Wu Ming's trouser pocket sounded a mesmerizing mobile phone ringtone.

64G of mobile phone memory, 63G of love action movie videos are stored, and the sample is dripping silver, and I can't afford to hurt it!

"Brother Ming, your ID card is ready." Gao Caisheng's voice came from the other end of the phone, with a hint of respect in his tone.

"Yikes! So fast? Wu Ming was a little surprised.

"The king treats me as a countryman, and I will repay the king with a countryman......" Gao Caisheng's words revealed talent.

"What do you mean?"

The bright moon shines on the ditch, playing the piano to the cow!

"Ahem...... Brother Ming, you will hand over the money to me without saying a word, just rush to your trust, of course I will get things done for you as soon as possible, to be honest, I have ...... above" Gao Caisheng paused when he said this, and then said: "By the way, where are you?" I'll send you the household registration book and ID card. ”

Wu Ming turned his head to look at the villa door number and read it out: "No. 8, Tenglong Garden, Qingshan Road, Longkou New District." ”

"The Golden Forest?" Gao Caisheng on the other end of the phone blurted out, and his tone became more and more respectful: "Wait a minute, I'll send you my ID card." ”

"Alright, call me when it's time to call."

hung up the phone, the corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked, from today on, we also have an identity...... Witnesses too.