Chapter 27: Men and Women
At night, the moon is no longer bright because of the beauty, the stars are dim because of the beauty, and on the open-air platform on the third floor of the villa, four people raise a glass to invite the moon and drink happily.
Wine is a magical liquid, people like to drink when they are frustrated, and they like to drink it when they are proud, it has become an indispensable part of many people's lives, some people say that it is a poison that pierces the intestines, and some people call it a good remedy for forgetting worries.
Celebrating discharge from the hospital, how can such a festive thing not drink, it is best not to get drunk and not return, of course, two men who have 'recovered from a serious illness' brazenly substitute milk for wine on the grounds that their bodies have not recovered, and their intentions are very sinister.
After the bottom of the five bottles of brandy, Feng Wushuang was only slightly drunk, Yan Ruyu was already drunk and hazy, and the eyes of the two men lit up.
"We're going back to sleep."
"Drink more!" The two men tried their best to hold on.
"Don't drink it...... Feng Wushuang stood up, helped Yan Ruyu staggered a few steps, turned his head to stare at Wu Ming, and said coldly: "Xiao Yan is drunk, if you dare to hit her, then you are a beast, if you dare to touch her, then you are not even as good as a beast." ”
The woman said that it was a beast that touched her, and it was better to not touch her than a beast, and now she was already a beast with evil thoughts, and it was better to move a hair than a beast, in short, there were beasts inside and out, and there were beasts all over the place, or they were not as good as beasts, Wu Ming's thinking fell into the realm of beasts, and there was a chaos......
As long as you don't fight the idea of a beautiful woman, you are not a beast, and you will not be inferior to a beast, but such a simple question makes Wu Ming feel like he is in prison, mainly because his ideological consciousness is too low, and Wu Ming is entangled in the relationship between the beast and the beast for a long time and can't extricate himself.
The two beauties went back to the room to wash and sleep, Wu Ming was still entangled, Zhuge Dachang drank a sip of fishy milk, looked up to the sky and sighed: "When does my girlfriend have it, ask Qingtian about the wine, I don't know if the lady downstairs has fallen asleep......"
Wu Ming came back to his senses and asked, "What did you say?" ”
"I want to break in, but I'm afraid of stimulating the beauties, and the bars are unbearable......"
"Please speak to people, thank you!"
"Your sister's ......" Zhuge Dachang rolled his eyes, unscrewed a bottle of wine, took two sips, and said depressedly: "Xiao Yan seems to be interesting to you, even if you do something crazy, she will be responsible for you at most, that Feng Wushuang is a ruthless character, if I dare to touch her cold hair, I will definitely go to prison." ”
Wu Ming showed a strange look in his eyes and said with a smile: "Then why are you desperately trying to get her drunk?" ”
Zhuge Dachang taught: "Stupid! You can't get pregnant if you touch it with your hands. ”
"She's going to accuse you of indecent assault, aren't you going to be in prison too? At least for a few days! ”
"In order to give birth to the next generation of the motherland, if I don't go to prison, who will go to prison!"
It doesn't matter if you can't eat it, it's fun to lick it, what a profound realm this is! Wu Ming's eyes showed admiration, rescued thousands of beauties from the fire, and carried the infamy of a pervert without regrets, and endured humiliation with dirt, in fact, it was just to create the pillars of the future of the motherland with beauties, which is really commendable.
The two men chatted happily for a while, then got up and went back to their room......
Passing by Yan Ruyu's room, Wu Ming twisted the door handle, and the door opened in response, which made him overjoyed, this woman deliberately left the door for herself? It must be, it doesn't have to be!
In other words, Miss Yan never locks the door when she sleeps, and someone selectively forgets this.
"Sangui! Behave well when you get in......"
Wu Ming smiled and interrupted, "I will......"
"I'll take something to see you in prison when I have time!" Zhuge Dachang patted Wu Ming on the shoulder, and then walked back to the room.
Depend on! What did you think you were talking about? It's really a crow's mouth, Wu Ming snorted, and slipped into Yan Ruyu's boudoir, the table lamp emitted a hazy light, and Miss Yan slept soundly, like a lamb to the slaughter.
Wu Ming tiptoed close to the bed, thinking to himself: What if this chick doesn't cooperate? Hum! You name it! You're going to have your throat cut out......
Suddenly glancing at a pair of shiny scissors next to the table lamp, Wu Ming felt a chill spread from the land of egg pills to the hundreds of limbs!
Is this woman so ruthless? I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of what if, I can't afford to take this risk, after weighing the pros and cons, Wu Ming sighed, covered the quilt for Yan Ruyu, and walked out of the beautiful boudoir in a gloomy ......
Hearing Wu Ming's footsteps, Zhuge Dachang opened the door of the guest room, revealing a surprised expression, and said in a low voice: "Damn, Sangui!" You're too fast, aren't you? ”
"I'm afraid that Yan Xiaozhu will catch a cold, so how long can it take to help her cover a quilt?"
"Cover the quilt?"
Looking at Zhuge Dachang's sluggish expression, Wu understood him, and said righteously: "Otherwise, what do you think I want to do?" A noble and pure person like me, a beautiful woman sits in her arms and does not mess around......"
Zhuge Dachang turned a deaf ear and closed the door directly.
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At ten o'clock in the morning, after breakfast, Feng Wushuang gave an order, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang began to clean and sanitize, the villa has more than 20 rooms, and a courtyard of hundreds of square meters, the work is very arduous, and there is a long way to go, this is the price to pay for deceiving beauties, labor transformation.
The villa will have four housekeeping aunts come to clean up every weekend, there is almost no need to clean, except that the kitchen is a little dirty, but Feng Wushuang has a habit of cleanliness, it can be said that she is nitpicking, and there is no trace of dirt in her eyes, she is the kind of existence that can't come out of the thatched house without paper.
Wu Ming was wearing a 'McDull' small apron, and he didn't know until today that the pig's head that could be seen everywhere in the villa was called McDull, which was a cartoon cute pig that swept thousands of girls, and Zhuge Dachang was the same, the only cartoons in the memories of the two men were Saint Seiya and Hulu Baby, and the two were relatively unfamiliar with the current popular things and paid little attention to them.
The only thing they pay attention to is the latest 'high-quality girls' launched by the country of the sun.,It can be said that they talk casually.,Like a few treasures.,Even the little-known 'high-quality girls' are well aware.。
As soon as the two big men finished cleaning the kitchen, Feng Wushuang came to them with a big blue coat and ordered like a queen, "Wash the clothes." ”
Wu Ming took Lanzi with a dark face and asked, "Aren't your clothes washed yet?" ”
"This is the company's uniform, there is no need to send it for washing...... Feng Wushuang said and walked back to the living room directly.
Wu Ming picked up a shirt and said in surprise: "Hey, isn't this the uniform worn by the flight attendant?" ”
Zhuge Dachang immediately roared: "What flight attendant! Musou isn't the kind of person who can play with uniforms, you bastard, don't slander her. ”
In these years, the flight attendant represents more than just a flight attendant, Wu Ming touched his nose and sighed: "The flight attendant I am talking about is not the flight attendant you always think, the flight attendant I am talking about is the lady who works in the airline." ”
Zhuge Dachang scratched the back of his head, laughed dryly twice, and didn't speak......
"Wow! This size is big enough, at least the F cup ......" Wu Ming picked up a simple bra, then looked at Zhuge Dachang, smiled, and continued: "It seems that Brother Pig, you are looking away." ”
Zhuge Dachang said with a gloomy face: "You bastard, how can you touch other people's underwear casually." ”
Wu Ming said shamelessly: "Cut...... What's all the fuss about? Touching your underwear doesn't give you pleasure! ”
"Bring it ......" Zhuge Dachang snatched the blue and bra, and said urgently: "I'll help Wushuang wash, you go cool!" ”
"That's just right!" Wu Ming shrugged his shoulders and walked out of the kitchen whistling......
Pick up the bra and take a closer look, the cup is really F-grade, Zhuge Dachang's nostrils spewed turbidity, and he said in his heart: The chick's boobs are really big enough, but the taste needs to be strengthened, the style is too earthy, and it looks like it has been worn for many years, a little old......
Picking up Yilan and walking into the washing machine at the bathroom door, Zhuge Dachang glanced left and right, and then sneakily picked up the bra and sniffed it......
Take a look, it's already full of energy, smell it, it's the spirit of Ryoma!
Hearing the footsteps, Zhuge Dachang hurriedly pretended to be casual, and seriously picked up his clothes and put them in the washing machine, and the person who came was Feng Wushuang......
"I forgot to mention just now, that set of underwear and autumn pants was picked up by me just after cleaning up the room, it seems to be Aunt Xiang's, don't wash it with my clothes."
Snap ...... There was a thunderclap on a sunny day, and Zhuge Dachang had a poisoned expression on his face!
As soon as Feng Wushuang left, Zhuge Dachang, whose face was blue, rushed directly into the bathroom and retched......
Good will be rewarded, evil will be rewarded, it's not that you don't report it, the time has not come!
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"Yan Xiaozhu ......" Wu Ming's cry resounded in the sky.
"What's going on?" Yan Ruyu trotted all the way with a feather duster, slipped into Wu Ming's room with an excited face, and shouted, "What happened?" ”
"Did you close my downloader?" Wu Ming pointed to the computer screen and asked, "Also, why is my 80g movie folder missing?" ”
Yan Ruyu took a sip secretly, a flush floated on her face, she wrinkled her nose, and hummed: "I've already helped you delete all those unhealthy things!" ”
At this moment, Feng Wushuang and Zhuge Dachang also entered Wu Ming's room with a curious expression......
"What's wrong?"
"What's wrong?"
"It's nothing ......" Wu Ming coughed lightly, then opened the table, looked at Yan Ruyu, and asked, "By the way, when I cleaned up just now, I found that the 160,000 yuan in the cabinet was gone, you took it?" ”
Yan Ruyu flashed her big eyes and said, "Yes! ”
Wu Ming asked cautiously, "Finished spent?" ”
"Hmm!" Yan Ruyu nodded, said, and showed off the shining platinum bracelet on the jade hand like a treasure, and said, "Look! This is the dragon wind bracelet that I bought with Sister Wushuang yesterday when I went shopping, a pair is only 100,000, so cheap, I am wearing a dragon chain, is it good-looking? ”
"Pretty ...... It's pretty good! The corners of Wu Ming's mouth twitched twice, and he sighed: "I want to say, half of this money belongs to Brother Zhu!" ”
Quiet! There seemed to be a burst of dead leaves flying in the dark, bleak......
Yan Ruyu immediately put her hand behind her back, looked at Zhuge Dachang cautiously, and whispered, "You won't ask people to pay back, right?" ”
Feng Wushuang pushed his glasses, looked at Zhuge Dachang with cold eyes, and said, "I despise those stingy men the most......
Zhuge Dachang immediately puffed up his chest when he heard this, and said arrogantly: "What ...... can you pay back this little money?"
Wu Ming immediately accosted: "Men make money for women!" ”
Yan Ruyu's eyes lit up, and she opened the lion's mouth euphemistically: "Actually, we also saw a necklace yesterday, and it was only 480,000 ......."
It's really going to be an inch, really when we're Kaizi? The swollen face immediately flattened, and the two men looked at each other......
"I'm going to clean the bathroom."
"I'll help you!"
Seeing the two men slip away, Yan Ruyu and Feng Wushuang looked at each other and smiled, made a gesture of victory, and walked out of Wu Ming's room with a smile......
"It costs more than 100,000 yuan a day, and it's really the eldest lady, if you marry her, it seems that you will have to struggle for thirty more years!" Zhuge Dachang had a pained expression on his face.
"You should pay the rent! I'll talk to Yan Xiaozhu and let you live in......" Wu Ming smiled and said: "Now Wushuang also lives here, so ......"
"That must ......"
Is the era of cohabitation coming?