Chapter 26: A Woman's Heart
The remnant sun is like blood, and the birds on the horizon soar in the glow, leaving a little flaw on the rouge-dyed sky, like the face of a young girl in the flower season, with a little freckles, but without damaging the beauty.
Wu Ming stood on the balcony of the ward, looking at the free birds in the sky, he showed a faint smile on his face, and sighed a little, he didn't know who he was, he didn't know what he had done before, now he is like a white canvas, the picture scroll of life needs to be written from scratch, is it sad? I don't think so! It doesn't matter if you lose the past, it's important to grasp the future.
"What are you thinking?" Zhuge Dachang walked to the balcony and patted Wu Ming on the shoulder.
"It's nothing ......" Wu Ming turned around and showed a light smile, "Should we be discharged from the hospital?" That beautiful nurse chick got off work, and now the one who goes to work looks so sorry for the audience. ”
"I told the nurse just now, hold back ...... here" Zhuge Dachang didn't finish speaking, Wu Ming's heavenly mobile phone rang, he showed a touch of disdain, and directly changed his words: "Sangui!" Can you change the ringtone? This bell is so obscene. ”
"This is the voice of the flight attendant, the original ......" Wu Ming took out his mobile phone with a smile, glanced at the caller ID, and connected the phone......
"Why are you calling Miss Ben this afternoon?" Yan Ruyu's happy voice came, and she seemed to be in a good mood.
"You're ...... today Today...... Why don't you answer the phone? Wu Ming pretended to be weak, with a wicked smile on his face.
"I was shopping with Sister Wushuang today, and I forgot my phone in her car......" Yan Ruyu replied, and then asked, "What's wrong with your voice?" How does it sound like a sick cat. ”
Wu Ming's voice became softer and softer: "I...... I got food poisoning with Brother Pig, and I'm lying in the hospital now! ”
"Food poisoning? You didn't lie to me? Yan Ruyu's voice was first suspicious, and then eager: "How are you doing?" In which hospital? ”
"Zhuang Bifan Private Hospital, I'm waiting to see you one last time now, I'm ...... Wait...... You. Wu Ming pretended to be weak and finished speaking, and hung up directly.
After watching the play, Zhuge Dachang asked: "What are you doing?" ”
"They caused us to lie in the hospital, I want to condemn Yan Xiaozhu's conscience, make her feel sorry for me all over her body, and finally ask her to make a ......promise" Wu Ming touched his nose and said with a smile: "What do you think of this idea?" ”
"High!" Zhuge Dachang gave a thumbs up and smiled.
"That's not too much, is it?"
"Not at all, you deserve to be the king of beasts!"
Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said, "What you say doesn't sound like a compliment. ”
Zhuge Dachang is serious: "You should be good!" ”
"Get out of ......" Wu Ming scolded with a smile, then pointed at himself and asked seriously: "Do you think I look terminally ill now?" ”
"The face is really bad, but it's not like it enough!"
"So what to do?"
Zhuge Dachang picked up a flower pot on the balcony and said with a sinister smile: "Do you want my brother to help you?" Make sure it works and pass out before you feel the pain. ”
Wu Ming was shocked: "What are you kidding, you will die!" ”
Zhuge Dachang shouted: "Enlightenment! Juvenile! ”
"Jue your sister! Stop playing......" Wu Ming hurriedly returned to the bed, covered the quilt, and lay down like a corpse, and then shouted at Zhuge Dachang: "If you don't go and lie down quickly, they may be coming soon." ”
"Oh......" Zhuge Dachang responded, and quickly lay back on the bed and pretended to be dead.
"To be on the safe side, Brother Pig, come over and punch me in the stomach!
"Are you sure?" Zhuge Dachang jumped out of bed with one hand, his tone full of excitement.
"Uh......" Wu Ming hesitated, but still nodded.
Zhuge Dachang raised his casserole-sized fist high and punched Wu Ming in the stomach, Wu Ming snorted, covered his stomach and curled it as if it were the same, and it took a long time to say a sentence from his mouth: "Your sister!" Want my life? ”
"Hey...... That's real enough! ”
In order to hold the beauty, the two men really did their best, endured humiliation, and pretended to be in great pain when they were ailmented.
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Half an hour later.
Wu Ming heard the sound of high heels hitting the ground, and he seemed a little hurried, he quickly closed it and pretended to be weak, and it was Yan Ruyu who ran into the ward in a panic.
Seeing Wu Ming lying on the bed with a haggard expression, Yan Ruyu felt her heart twitch for a while, there was self-blame, guilt, and a trace of inexplicable distress, a pair of beautiful phoenix eyes were instantly filled with water, she covered her mouth and didn't dare to let herself cry......
Seeing the moment the beauty's tears slid down her cheeks, Wu Ming's heart was completely soft, and he couldn't bear to lie anymore, so he quickly sat up and said with a smile: "Don't cry, I'm fine, I just ate my stomach." ”
Yan Ruyu shook her head, threw herself into his arms, and sobbed with tears in her eyes: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry ......."
"I'm really fine...... Wu Ming picked up Yan Ruyu's face, gently wiped the tears on her face, and said softly: "Don't cry, the makeup is ......"
"Is it really okay? You didn't lie to me? Yan Ruyu snorted, looked at Wu Ming seriously, and asked, "Then why did the nurse say that you two are hopeless?" ”
"Uh...... She's sick, don't worry about her! ”
"Are you really okay?"
"There are beautiful women in her arms, everything is cured......" Wu Ming smiled thief, a pair of claws quietly climbed up Yan Ruyu's pretty buttocks, this woman is like a hornet, with small breasts, thin waist and big buttocks, of course, the most important thing is that she will sting when she is angry.
"Bad guy ......" Yan Ruyu scolded in a small voice, a shy flush flew on her face, and she gently patted Wu Ming's thief hand.
The infatuated men and women hugged each other like glue, seeing that the thunder was about to stir up the earth, and the performance was about to enter an advanced state, why didn't Feng Wushuang's chick come yet? Zhuge Dachang hurriedly coughed: "Ahem...... Didn't Miss Feng come? ”
Saying that Cao Cao Cao was coming, Feng Wushuang, who was late, stepped on elegant steps and walked into the ward slowly......
"Yo, aren't you dead yet?"
When it was my turn to perform, Zhuge Dachang pretended to be a plague chicken and said weakly: "Miss Feng, you are here, I thought I would never see you again." ”
Feng Wushuang helped his glasses, smiled and said, "Continue to ......"
Zhuge Dachang asked stupidly, "Continue what?" ”
"Keep pretending!" Feng Wushuang's smiling face suddenly distorted, and he said sharply: "You two bastards, the old lady went to the doctor just now, you just ate a bad stomach and caused acute enteritis, and it has not reached the point of poisoning, let alone the danger of life." ”
Wu Ming watched Yan Ruyu's face gradually gloomy, and snorted, "It was really serious when we came in, but fortunately, the doctor rejuvenated us and rescued us." ”
"Yes, yes!"
Feng Wushuang snorted coldly and asked, "Listen to the nurse, the two of you were shouting that you were going to be discharged from the hospital just now, and this is just a blink of an eye, why are you terminally ill again?" ”
"It's back again......" the two men said in unison.
The corners of Feng Wu's mouth hooked again, and said, "Then I'll call a doctor, give you a few more injections, and hang a few bottles of intravenous ......."
The old doctor in charge was very cruel, watching him give acupuncture to others, the patient screamed like killing a pig, the whole building could hear it, and he was scared to death, it was not good to commit it in the hands of his old man, Zhuge Dachang began to sweat on his head. Hurriedly said: "No need, right? ”
Wu Ming sighed and said, "Actually, we're already fine. ”
Yan Ruyu said angrily: "Why do you bastard lie to me? ”
"If I don't lie to you, how would I know that you are so worried about me......" Wu Ming said with a hippie smile: "Honestly, do you like me?" ”
"Stinky and shameless, the ghost likes you!" Yan Ruyu's face was red, and her ears were red.
Feng Wushuang said predictively: "Finally, tell the truth, right?" In order to rush to the hospital, the old lady ran a few red lights, what do you say you should do? ”
"We were wrong!"
Feng Wushuang straightened her chest and hummed: "Go back and clean up your ......" As she spoke, she glanced at Yan Ruyu and continued, "How long are you going to hold it?" ”
"Ah......h
Wu Ming put his head to her ear and whispered, "The buttocks are perfect, full of elasticity!" After saying that, he slipped out of the ward......
Yan Ruyu paused for a moment, immediately chased out, and said, "Big pervert, stop, Miss Ben kicked you shameless scoundrel to death!" ”
Feng Wushuang shook his head and walked out of the room, Zhuge Dachang followed behind her ass with a smiling face, full of slavery.
Women chase men, across paper, men chase women, across mountains......