Chapter 16: Adding Insult to Injury

"Sangui! Who is that Miss Yan? ”

"I don't know!"

"What does she do?"

"I didn't ask!"

"Does she have any sisters?"

"She didn't say it!"

I don't know if I ask three questions, it seems that I want to damage the public and private interests, Zhuge Dachang is very dissatisfied with this, and immediately criticizes and educates Wu Ming: "Sangui! To be a man, a radish and a pit are enough, beauty is a cherished resource, don't think about what sisters kill, hug left and right, that is tantamount to depriving others of the right to pursue true love in disguise......"

When examining it, it's like an unventilated rolling pin, and when it comes to beautiful women, they immediately become sharp and eloquent, is this considered talent? Wu Ming was sweating profusely and hurriedly interrupted him......

"I'm afraid of you, call and ask for you."

Under Zhuge Dachang's expectant gaze, Wu Ming made a call to Yan Ruyu, and after knocking on the side, he got the answer: She only has one brother!

Do you want to do it?

Looking for her thousands of times in her dreams, there is no way out for a hundred turns, and she has to find a place to break through the iron shoes, but it is not God's favor, calamity, calamity, Zhuge Dachang decisively vomited!

This situation and this scene can't help but remind people that when Tang Bohu yelled at Qiu Xiangmei's paper, it was the big brother Ruhua who had a sparse beard and smiled back.

The two talked as they walked......

Subsequently, they entered the women's toilet on the fourteenth floor in a grand manner, and after pretending to drag it twice, the two long-tongued men chatted about homely things, from girls to young women, from Lori to the royal sister, this chat was half an hour, and the interest became more and more high, so that many female comrades who wanted to go to the toilet fled from the wind......

"Knock knock......" A girl who was trapped in a small room finally couldn't help knocking on the door, she was worried that if she didn't make a sound, the two might talk outside the door until dark.

Someone? Only then did the two of them notice that one of the doors in the toilet was closed, and Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang glanced at each other, a little embarrassed.

"Ahem...... Someone, you're squeaking! ”

"Squeak......" is an angry female voice.

This girl paper is very funny! The two laughed, walked out of the women's toilet with a mop, and then stood outside the door, ready to see what the strange woman was.

If it's a beauty, make a friend, not a beauty and turn away.

Soon, a petite girl walked out of the women's bathroom, a bright baby face, very cute, easy to make men protective, not a delicious meal, but also a fresh and delicious side dish.

No fish, not bad! Wu Ming stretched out his hands to block her way......

"You...... What are you going to do? The girl was like a frightened rabbit, timidly retreating.

Wu Ming straightened his face and said viciously: "Robbery, hand over the phone number quickly!" ”

"Sister paper, don't be afraid ......" Zhuge Dachang quickly protected the petite girl behind him, and snorted coldly at Wu Ming: "In broad daylight, you actually dare to rob the phone number of the girl's house, and today I will clean you up on behalf of the moon." ”

"Brother Pig, you are going up to the house to draw a ladder! It's so inhuman! ”

"Poof...... the petite girl couldn't help laughing, pushed Zhuge Dachang away, and said, "Okay, my sister won't accompany you to act, I'm going back to work." ”

Sister? Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang are all in the same place.

The petite girl waved the employee IC card hanging on her chest and said with a smile: "Li Qiuyu, thirty-two years old, deputy manager of the communication equipment department, is also one of the instructors of the two of you. ”

There was a thunderclap on a sunny day, and the two big men were scorched by thunder, hunting geese all day long, and finally let the geese peck blind, and after Li Qiuyu walked away, they came back to their senses.

Wu Ming touched his nose and said with a wry smile: "Say that she is eighteen years old, no one will doubt it, right?" ”

Zhuge Dachang sighed: "She reminds me of Tianshan Tong's grandmother." ”

"I think there's something wrong with my eyes...... Wu Ming hooked the corners of his mouth, and then showed a lewd smile, and continued: "It is necessary to go to the infirmary to check the male function." ”

"I don't worry about you going alone, I'll go with you."

The road is one foot high, and the magic is one foot high!

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The door of the infirmary was locked, and after Wu Ming changed his tone and called English to wail, the door still didn't open, and it seemed that no one was there, so the two had to leave stupidly......

Wu Ming was very dissatisfied, and complained as he walked: "Don't they know the heart of the doctor's parents? It's really morally degraded, not staying in the infirmary during working hours, this is dereliction of duty, serious dereliction of duty. ”

Zhuge Dachang immediately issued a statement: "Yes! We condemn them, strongly condemn! ”

"Brother Pig, how do you say you want to condemn them?"

"In order to let them know the rules, the word 'rules' should be added to the condemnation."

At this moment, they bumped into Mark at the corner of the stairs, a dignified but lively boss, and the two of them shouted angrily: "Hello team leader! ”

Mark was startled and said in crappy Chinese: "Come to the infirmary?" Tired and sick? ”

You're sick! The smiles on their faces were still bright.

"There's something wrong with your eyes, let's take a look."

"What's the problem?"

"It's okay, it's okay...... Zhuge Dachang put his hand on Wu Ming's shoulder and pulled him away, and said with a smile as he walked: "I have learned some medical skills, so I can prescribe some mouse medicine for him casually, and I will be fine if I take it." ”

At the beginning of the text, after learning martial arts, no achievements, then study medicine, success, write a party, after the service suddenly!

In Mark's suspicious gaze, the two of them smeared oil on the soles of their feet, went to the front line of the women's toilet again, and after cleaning all the women's toilets on the 20th floor, they came to the conclusion that lesbians like to close the door when they go to the toilet, and they reacted very much when they saw men breaking into the women's toilet.

As we all know, there are beauties at the front desk of the company, they represent the first face of the company, of course, there is no level of disaster to the country and the people, that kind of demon is usually the assistant secretary of the male boss, which can only be viewed from a distance and cannot be blasphemed.

After cleaning the toilet, Wu Ming, who had nothing to do, and Zhuge Dachang mixed into the front desk lady and gaged, which made a few girls tremble.

Anerle has nearly 10,000 employees, but this building usually only has more than 1,000 people to work, most of them are in the factory of the North Gate High-tech Zone, the company mainly produces and operates high-tech anti-theft equipment, Anerle has already changed from a single security industry, to diversification, the total number of bodyguards at the company's four levels is less than 500 people, Wu Ming They are the company's white-collar class.

There are all kinds of unwritten rules in the company, who can't be messed with, which leader is good to talk to, the girls tell Wu Ming everything, it can be said that there are no taboos, more or less pleasing them in it, take precautions, multiple spare tires are always good.

Before I knew it, the morning had passed, and it was time for lunch.

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The company's food is the same, the leaders and employees eat the same, but the dining place is different, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang can enter the high-end restaurant, relatively not so crowded, when the two came to the restaurant on the twelfth floor, there were already a lot of people sitting inside.

After eating, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang looked around and found a big beautiful woman in a black suit sitting alone in the corner.

Diao Chan's appearance, Lin Daiyu's delicateness, Yang Yuhuan's chest and hips, Zhao Feiyan's brute waist, only lack of agility, beauty is beautiful, but she is like a soulless Barbie doll.

If you have to describe it as an ancient beauty, she is like a compliment, if she doesn't smile, she will be fine, and she will fall for the country with a smile.

Rock-paper-scissors, Wu Mingsheng! He got the power to ask for the phone number first.

Wu Ming came to the corner with the dinner plate, flicked his bald head, sat down in front of the beauty, smiled toothily, and said, "Hi! You don't mind if I sit here, do you? ”

Quiet! The restaurant suddenly fell into a dead silence, and a pair of frightened eyes fell on Wu Ming, Zhuge Dachang was different, he was envious, jealous and hateful!

There was no reply, her face was expressionless, her eyebrows were not raised, the beauty was eating slowly, elegant and indifferent, Wu Ming seemed to be just air in her eyes.

Iceberg beauty, at least there is a cold breath, her level is higher, she is simply a lump of elm, lifeless, and she may not change her face even if she burns her buttocks.

The corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked, and he smiled: "Miss, you have vegetable leaves stuck to your teeth!" ”

The elm pimple reacted, the corners of her mouth twitched slightly, and a hint of embarrassment appeared in her eyes......

"Haha...... Lie to you! Wu Ming's smug laughter soon came to an abrupt end, and he looked at the sign hanging on the beautiful woman's towering chest, Anerle Special Security Consulting Co., Ltd., CEO of Anerle Special Security Consulting Co., Ltd., cold.

It's over, it's mine, and it's anti-tank!

At this moment, Wu Ming was enlightened, he finally understood why others would cast sympathetic eyes, he was simply a duck jumping off the oil pot in the middle of seven and a half months, and he killed himself.

"Do you know who I am?" Wu Ming was lucky, and he didn't know to run away immediately, and he would never get along with each other in the future.

Leng Bingbing nodded slightly, still expressionless, picked up the fork and spoon again, chewed and ate slowly.

This woman is not a good boss who is magnanimous, she will definitely declare personal vendettas, Wu Ming has a hunch that he is going to be unlucky again, and he can't help but feel sad, he turned his grief into food, and began to gobble it up.

After eating the meal in three or two, Wu Ming looked at the cold plate and asked, "Do you eat your chicken legs?" As he spoke, he stretched out his fork and forked the chicken leg into his mouth, and said vaguely: "Don't speak?" Just when you acquiesce. ”

Standing up suddenly, Wu Ming tore a bite of the chicken leg, revealing a provocative look, and said with a smile: "Thank you, Mr. Leng for your hospitality." ”

In the cold and complicated gaze, Wu Ming strode back to Zhuge Dachang's side.

"How? Did you ask for the phone number? ”

Wu Ming showed a look of schadenfreude and said, "I asked, this woman is not small, she can be said to be turning her hands into clouds and covering her hands for rain here, so that she doesn't have to struggle in her life." ”

Zhuge Dachang had an ominous premonition and asked cautiously, "Who is she?" ”

"It's the big capitalist who made us wash the toilet."

Zhuge Dachang's heart became wow and cold, the two of them sighed at the same time, and walked out of the restaurant dejectedly, it was really bad luck and bad fate......