Chapter 15: Officially Going to Work
Apollo stretched and slowly got up, and Diana showed a gentle smile and quietly disappeared the moment her brother woke up......
It's dawn, it's magical.
Lifting his eyelids, Wu Ming yawned, feeling a little sore in his waist, and then he noticed that he was in the place, and he was actually sleeping in the garage, to be exact, sleeping in a sports car, what was going on?
Thinking about it, it seems that he was drunk last night, it should be Yan Xiaozhu who drove the car back, fuck, he actually left a drunk person on the sports car and ignored it, he had no conscience, Wu Ming subconsciously looked at his watch, half past eight!
Hit a spirit, I have to report to the company at nine o'clock, I am not in a hurry, it is not good to be late on the first day of work, Wu Ming hurriedly got out of the car and ran back to the villa in a hurry......
It only took five minutes, after washing and changing clothes, Wu Ming rushed into Yan Ruyu's chicken nest, raised his feet cleanly, and kicked Miss Yan's beautiful buttocks to the ground.
Yan Ruyu rubbed her hips and bounced up, screaming: "You bastard! ”
Wu Ming said sharply: "Don't talk nonsense!" I was almost late for work and the car keys were given to me. ”
"Don't give it!"
Wu Ming said everything, the corners of his mouth hooked slightly, his fists clenched, and he twisted his neck, and the joints immediately crackled, which was very intimidating.
Yan Ruyu didn't eat this set at all, she straightened up her small breasts, and hummed: "If you dare to touch Miss Ben's cold hair......"
Wu Ming leaned over, and his face leaned in front of her, sticking out his tongue and licking his lips.
Feeling the warm breath spraying on his face, looking at Wu Ming's aggressive eyes, Yan Ruyu's face began to turn red, moved her ass back, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said, "You...... What do you want? ”
Wu Ming showed an evil smile and said, "Don't you know that early men are dangerous? ”
I heard that it hurts for the first time! Yan Ruyu couldn't help but burst out of this idea in her mind, she screamed, grabbed the quilt and covered herself, so ashamed of her own thoughts that she didn't dare to see anyone.
Wu Ming was dumbfounded, what kind of beginning is this acting? Is this chick scared silly?
"Key...... Key...... In the handbag of the dresser, you take it yourself. There was a voice like a jade mosquito and a fly from under the quilt.
"Thanks!" Wu Ming walked to the dresser, got the car keys, and hurriedly walked out of the room......
Hearing the sound of footsteps in the distance, Yan Ruyu lifted the quilt, and there was a rush of footsteps, Wu Ming came back to the room again, and she screamed again and covered herself with the quilt.
Wu Ming looked inexplicable, took out his wallet without saying a word, took out a stack of tickets and put them on the bed, and said urgently: "I remember that you have no money, you can take the money to eat out at noon......"
"It's really the ...... I owe you in my last life" The last muttering was almost inaudible, and Wu Ming disappeared again......
So in this life, you have to be a cow and a horse to pay me back! Yan Ruyu muttered, a charming red glow floated on her face, picked up the banknote, counted it, and there were exactly eight thousand yuan.
Miss Yan immediately germinated, immediately picked up the phone in a hurry, and connected the first sentence of the phone: "Sister Wushuang, come and pick me up by car, let's go to Versailles to eat French food." ”
"Want to knock on the old lady's bamboo pole?"
"Ann, la, a! Miss Ben is rich again! ”
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There are no rules, not a circle, each company has its own rules and regulations, in order to facilitate better management, Anerle company is particularly strict, the president violates the law and the same crime as employees, it is said that the system of late punishment is 10% of the salary for being late, and the company of Uncle Ribs is as dark as that.
Wu Ming doesn't care about money, it's just that his concept of time is relatively heavy, on the road of life, maybe he will miss the beauty of the road ahead if he is a second late, and he will not leave regrets in his life.
Porsche is speeding all the way, with an average speed of more than 200 kilometers per hour, of course, this is the speed after entering the highway out of the city, when the speed is fast to a certain extent, the speed measuring instruments and cameras on the highway become chicken ribs.
Depend on! Did that kid rob the bank? Many drivers who were overtaken by Wu Ming, but didn't even read the license plate of the Porsche, expressed indignation.
Entering the secondary road on the outskirts of the city, Wu Ming slowed down the speed of the car and saw a familiar tall back, Zhuge Dachang was running in the direction of the company, and the speed was very fast......
Wu Ming showed a hint of a smile and drove up to say hello: "Yo, Brother Pig, run to work in the morning?" You're old and have a lot of fun. ”
Zhuge Dachang looked back, hurriedly stopped the car, and scolded with a smile: "Idle your sister!" The bus I was taking broke down as soon as it entered the highway, causing Lao Tzu to run for 15 kilometers. ”
Before the car stopped, Zhuge Dachang supported the driver's door with his left hand and jumped, and then the handsome 180-degree Thomas maneuvered and accurately sent his body to the passenger seat.
Listening to the roar of the accelerator, Zhuge Dachang couldn't help but admire: "This car is so handsome...... then stared at Wu Ming, and continued: "You kid doesn't look like a bodyguard, but like a person who came to hire a bodyguard." ”
"This car is not mine...... Wu Ming touched his nose and smiled bitterly, "Having said that, a Porsche 911 is not worth making such a fuss, right?" ”
Zhuge Dachang showed a look of contempt and said, "Didn't you find that this car is very different from the ordinary 911?" This is a Porsche concept car from two years ago, and there are only fifty of them in the world. ”
No wonder Yan Xiaozhu keeps calling the princess, this car is really expensive, Wu Ming is secretly speechless, his concept of concept cars is ridiculously expensive, and this kind of car may not be available if you have money.
"What do you think? Hurry up, we're running late! ”
"Nothing." Wu Ming shook his head and shifted gears to accelerate.
Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang tried to restrain their vanity and wanted to pretend to be low-key, but unfortunately their nostrils had already betrayed them deeply......
Entering the front door hall of the building, you can see that the new employees have lined up, just waiting for the leader's instructions, the two of them looked at the time, 8:57, walked to the front desk card machine, and swiped the employee IC card!
There was no dripping! Fake?
The front desk lady secretly ate breakfast and smiled at the two: "Your card is different from ours, you have to go to the sixteenth floor to swipe your card!" ”
A glance at the elevator, all of them were closed, there was no time, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang glanced at each other, and immediately rushed to the stairs like lightning......
It took only two minutes to climb to the sixteenth floor in one go, and after swiping the card, both of them breathed a sigh of relief, and almost contributed 10% of their wages to the capitalists.
There were only eighteen new bodyguards, and when they entered the conference room and stood in line, Wu Ming found that he was the shortest of the men, of course, there were only six men, and the others were all powerful heroines among women.
Soon, a group of leaders came, led by a middle-aged woman wearing black-framed glasses, the description of sharp-beaked monkey cheeks was the most suitable for her, with a cold face and a mean look.
Could it be that this woman is the legendary cold president? The interview was too dark that day, but I only remember that the president was a woman with black-rimmed glasses, and the cold old man praised her like a flower, hum! Either his eyes are smeared, or his aesthetics are seriously distorted, Wu Ming's mind is very active.
"Hello everyone! I'm Chu Min, the manager of the HR department! ”
If you are old, you will be a cow and a horse in your next life, and we will pull weeds to honor you!
After introducing several leaders, Manager Chu began to talk at length about the company's history and future planning, spraying saliva for 20 minutes, and then handed over the right to speak to other leaders.
You sang and I appeared on the stage, and the leaders took turns to fight, spraying for more than an hour in total, and the female comrades in the front row could be said to be drooling and their hair was a lot shiny.
The left ear is in, the right ear is out, and Wu Ming filters out a lot of information.
New bodyguards have to undergo a six-month closed training, and only after passing the assessment can they enter a three-month probationary period, and the salary during the training period is only 3,000 oceans, and the probationary period is increased to 6,000, and it is directly increased to 18,000 after becoming regular.
The company has complete insurance, from life to death, and it is not for food and lodging.
Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang are exceptions, they directly enter the probationary period, learn a one-month equipment class, and specialize in learning various bodyguard equipment, such as monitoring and anti-theft equipment, and also learn shooting and driving.
Their direct boss was a white man, Mark, the leader of Group D, and he then distributed the training schedule to everyone, Wu Ming took a look at it, and found that it was all physical training and martial arts classes in the morning, and there were professional equipment classes in the afternoon, which they had already heard Leng Zhenyue say!
After the disbandment, the new bodyguards were immediately about to be put into training, and Wu Ming stayed with Zhuge Dachang to accept the special tasks ordered by the team leader.
"The above has already greeted me, you two don't have to train in the morning......"
Refreshing!
"However, you will be responsible for cleaning the bathrooms of the building these mornings."
Depend on!
"We'd rather go to physical combat training."
"yes, yes."
Mark shrugged his shoulders and said in blunt Chinese: "This is the president's personal order, because of the holiday, the company's cleaners are not enough, so we have to draw people to help." ”
"Why do you want us to clean the toilet, isn't it an insult to the image of our bodyguard department?" Wu Mingyi is speaking.
"No way, this is the president's personal order." Mark shook his head, indicating that there was no negotiation.
Wu Ming muttered in a low voice: "This seems to be deliberately giving us little shoes to wear." ”
Thinking about something, Zhuge Dachang asked weakly: "Does our president drive a Maserati sports car?" ”
"Yes!"
Truth!
Wu Ming sighed and said like a self-comforting man: "Labor does not distinguish between high and low! ”
Zhuge Dachang immediately agreed: "Brushing the toilet is equally glorious!" ”
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The building has just been completed, the surrounding swimming pool and basketball court have not yet been completed, and the headquarters of Anerle has just moved from the city, and the workload is very large at this stage, so even the Golden Week holiday will work overtime, of course, overtime is voluntary, triple salary is necessary, but there are still most people who do not work overtime, such as the cleaning department, just a few aunts go to work......
After receiving the combat equipment, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang came to the twentieth floor with murderous spirits, and the offices of the three giants of Anerle were all on this floor.
Destroy them?
"Old man Leng doesn't seem to be here today?"
"It's because he's not there, that's why we're cleaning the toilet."
The two chatted while walking, and when they passed by the president's office, Wu Ming waved the mop in his hand and said in a deep voice: "The evil female capitalist is inside, do you want to go in and smoke her ass together?" ”
Zhuge Dachang coughed lightly twice and gave him a look......
There was a desk outside the president's office, and a female assistant secretary was staring at Wu Ming coldly.
Thirty-six plans, go for the top plan! Wu Ming staggered out and scurried out......
Clean and tidy, full of fragrance, there are exquisite tiles, gorgeous crystal wall lamps, noble and elegant decoration, of course, its essence is still a toilet, a women's toilet.
The two of them dragged the floor a few times at random, and Wu Ming smiled and slipped into the small room......
"What are you doing?"
Wu Ming took out the toilet paper, raised it, and said with a smile: "You said that if you finish the toilet and find that there is no paper, what will happen?" I really hope that our President will be the first to come. ”
"High, really high!" Zhuge Dachang praised and hurriedly slipped into another room.
"Remember to leave three centimeters!" Wu Ming hurriedly reminded.
After doing bad things, as soon as the two of them walked out of the toilet, they met the first lady who came, but unfortunately it was not the president, but it was also a big man, Manager Chu Min.
Wu Ming bowed slightly, and asked in surprise, "Manager Chu, did you come to the toilet in person?" ”
Nonsense, if you don't come in person, you can still let people do it for you? Chu Min's face turned black in an instant, he snorted, brushed his sleeves and entered the bathroom......
The two laughed and swaggered to the next women's bathroom!