I sneered: "Are you still fighting?" Aunt Cui. ”

"Don't fight, say nothing and don't fight!" Morning Glory looked at my body, couldn't help admiring my repair ability, and said to me with admiration: "You are obviously driving an invincible plug-in!" It's the first time I've seen so much lightning strike at one person in all my life! It's the first time I've seen someone who has been struck by lightning and more refreshed, you tell me, how did you connect that arm? It can't be a prosthetic leg, right? Or do you know what kind of sorcery? ”

"Don't you believe that?" I bared my teeth and stretched out my arm: "You touch it yourself, it's true or not!" ”

"I didn't believe it before, but now I'm afraid that if you don't believe it, you'll kill me!" Morning glory finally gave in, and after looking at my hand, the old lady lamented: "Don't touch it, your hand is much more flexible than mine!" ”

"That's it! Let's leave this behind, let's go! Wake up the others yourself. I nodded, and turned to leave.

"Wait, Wang Shaoxia, that girl, please testify to us! I'm going to turn myself in, I can't imagine punishing evil and promoting good for a lifetime, and when I get old, I still involve the innocent! ”

"Which girl?"

"It's that girl!" Morning Glory said while raising her hand to point to Chen Yuanyuan, and when she saw Chen Yuanyuan, who was pumping his mouth to save people, suddenly a spirit, her body hurriedly retreated, and with a rattle, she almost pumped over, and after half a sound, the old lady kept beating her chest, and muttered: "Crazy, crazy, I must be crazy!" I saw her breath just now! Even if she didn't die, so much thunder would have been able to ripp her up? How so? %¥......*@......#("As she spoke, the old lady began to stop talking!

I patted the old lady on the shoulder and said mysteriously, "Aunt Cui, you just read it wrong!" ”

"I see!" After muttering a bunch of non-human languages, Morning Glory finally returned to normal: "You're all plug-ins, aren't you?" ”

"......" I shook my head: "Don't think about it, hurry up and save people, and evacuate quickly!" ”

"Wait!" Seeing that I was going to walk away, Morning Glory stopped me again, and her eyes flashed: "Wang Shaoxia, I have something to ask for!" ”

"You don't want to worship me as a teacher, do you?"

"How do you know?" Morning glory suddenly raised her eyebrows, and kowtowed when she lay on the ground: "The master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship!" ”

"Hey...... Aunt Cui, have you had a bit of fun? I hurriedly picked up the morning glory.

"Master, you are superb in martial arts, naturally you don't look down on my craft, disciples have traveled north and south for many years, except for Huo Huo's damn Lao Zhao, all of them are chivalrous and righteous things, the foundation is not talented, relatives and friends and disciples are also widely spread in the north and south of the country, in the future, as long as the master gives an order, I and my group of apprentices who are not successful will definitely go to the soup for the master. I beg the master to take in the disciples, and the disciples are willing to always accompany the master, just in time for you to be old! ”

I stared carefully for a long time and found that this old lady was not joking! It's not that I don't want to accept it, it's because I don't have much kung fu myself, and I was so awesome just now, it was completely borrowed from Diao Zetian's undefeated light in the East in his previous life!

Besides, what years have you been here, and you are still a master and apprentice? And, listening to the old lady's meaning, you still want to consume me? How do I feel like she has nowhere to live?

"This ...... Aunt Cui, you get up first, let's discuss this matter slowly, okay? ”

"No! If the master doesn't agree to the disciple, the disciple will kneel here for the rest of his life! The old lady wiped her snot from her tears and hugged my thigh.

What the hell, you kneel down and kneel by yourself, hugging my thighs?

I really wanted to kick this shameless old lady away, but since Diao Zetian flew away from my body, my combat power has returned to the zero line, and I found that I couldn't move at all.

I turned around and looked at Chen Yuanyuan's body, and found that this woman was still masochistic, and she didn't care about me at all, so I sighed: "That's it, accept you for the sake of the teacher!" ”

"Please Wang Shaoxia also accept me as a disciple!" I don't know when, the remaining eleven masters have woken up, and they are all kneeling behind me at this time.

I hurriedly opened my mouth to stop it, but I saw that all these shameless hula lalas knelt and moved over, some hugged my thighs, some hugged my arms, some dragged my head, and especially one shameless one still dragged my little brother. One by one, they shouted shamelessly: "Please Master accept the disciple, otherwise the disciple will kneel here for the rest of his life!" ”

"Good, good! Collected, collected, collected! "I'm so scared that they'll get excited and tear me apart! At the moment, I am so strong in their hearts, but in reality, I am so vulnerable!

The twelve idiots finally let me go, and then put me down, and when I turned around, the eight big biao people and 120 also woke up, so I waved my hand and shouted: "Go home!" ”

On the way home, the twelve idiots didn't treat themselves as outsiders at all, and with the advantage of their skills, they squeezed a few people out of the circle, fortunately, these twelve idiots out of guilt, and no one provoked the combination of Su Feifei and Diao Zetian, although they didn't know how Chen Yuanyuan was resurrected, but they could see that Chen Yuanyuan was abnormal, and the fight between Sophie Fei and Diao Zetian caused Chen Yuanyuan's body to look like polio, while walking, he scolded himself, And he scolded for nearly an hour, and there were dozens of slaps with self-abuse.

"Master, why is this little girl following us?" Morning Glory was puzzled.

I glared at her, "What little girl?" Didn't you hear that? This is my first love! ”

Morning glory was stunned: "So this is the master?" ”

I shook my head: "Your sister is back to her parents' house now!" ”

Morning glory realized: "It is not an exaggeration to say that a master like Master has a few confidants!" ”

I hehe: "Your master doesn't know about this, don't miss it!" ”

"I know, I know!" Morning Glory commanded the eleven idiots around her: "All senior brothers must remember, don't leak this matter, otherwise the door rules will deal with it, by the way, Master, what is the name of our faction?" ”

...... "I was stunned in place, yes, now I am also a respected martial arts senior, how can I not have a name?" I pondered for a long time, and suddenly saw two bald heads passing by us while giggling and chatting, and I suddenly came to inspiration, and said to Morning Glory: "The sect of teachers is called ...... Bald door! ”

"Bald Door ......" Morning Glory nodded: "I thought it was the Sun and Moon God Sect!" But Master, your hair ...... I see, Master, you're in charge, aren't you? Naturally, we don't need to shave our hair, but we naturally have to abide by the rules as apprentices! ”

Morning Glory suddenly took out a kitchen knife from her bosom and shouted at the other eleven idiots: "Hurry up, take out the knives, and get ready to shave your head!" ”

As she spoke, Morning Glory raised her kitchen knife and shaved her head, and the other eleven people were not ambiguous, and without saying a word, they also shaved their heads.

I was stunned in place, speechless, only to hear a passer-by suddenly frightened by the twelve bright kitchen knives, while patting his chest and exhaling, while wiping away the blood spurting from the top of the heads of the twelve idiots: ", I thought I had encountered a robbery and robbery, it turned out to be a performance art!" ”