A person squatted on his arm, and the classmate who wanted to push Zhang Shun's dinner plate to the ground screamed, the sound was as loud as the chirping of a blue whale, and the audio was so high that Vitas was embarrassed, and the cry spread far away, reaching the top of the clouds.

The cafeteria was quiet all of a sudden, and everyone's eyes were focused on Zhang Shun who was squatting at the table, and many people rushed here with their plates, for fear of missing the show.

Zhang Shun looked at his feet and laughed: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't see your hand, but you are trying to rob me of lunch?" That's not kind! After buying three lunches, there are still seven yuan and four cents left on the body, and if you play again, you can only play vegetarian dishes, do you really think I am a vegetarian? ”

Zhang Shun came suddenly, the pressure on his arm suddenly disappeared, and the classmate fell backwards with a chair, making a loud noise.

The one next to him stopped doing it, pulled Zhang Shun's sleeve and wanted to tear him off the table, Zhang Shun screamed and was pulled by this person and lost his center of gravity, and fell off the table and fell on this person.

The classmates laughed out loud at Zhang Shun's embarrassed appearance, but when Zhang Shun stood up, everyone couldn't laugh anymore - the person under him had a nosebleed out, clutching his chest and moaning on the ground. If you change places, this is also a pleasant scene, but the problem is that everyone is eating, and no one has a taste heavy enough to like to see nosebleeds.

Two cooks, one carrying a rolling pin and the other with a large spoon, squeezed in from the crowd of onlookers.

"It's okay, we're having fun!" Zhang Shun said to the two cooks with a smile, reaching out to help the classmate with a nosebleed.

The two cooks glanced at each other, turned to leave, and Zhang Shun immediately let go, causing the nosebleed to fall back to the ground, and turned around and walked to the side of the one he stepped on.

This man was slightly injured, and was sitting on the ground checking his arm, when he suddenly found Zhang Shun squatting next to him, raising his hand to hit again.

Zhang Shun grabbed his wrist with his left hand, slowly forced, and pinched his cheek with his right hand, squeezing the man's mouth to a pout.

The wrist hurt more and more, but the classmate couldn't scream, and looked at Zhang Shun with wide eyes in horror.

Zhang Shun said with a smile: "If you don't shout and make a fuss, I'll let go; If you still want to play with me, I'll make you unable to write for half a year, understand? ”

The classmate nodded vigorously.

"Good." Zhang Shun let go of his two hands and said, "I know you want to see you in the back mountain, I'm going to go in a while, you just have to wait there, you know Xu Hao, right?" Call him too, I still have something to ask him. ”

The classmate covered his wrist and nodded, he really didn't dare to scream, suffocated his face full of pimples, and helped the nosebleed man to hurriedly walk away.

The crowd of onlookers whispered and dispersed, Zhang Shun returned to his seat, pulled his tray and began to eat, Yu Xiaoyao couldn't eat so much, stayed in the inn for so long and developed the habit of not having leftovers, and put all the extra things into Zhang Shun's plate.

After eating a few bites, Zhang Shun suddenly shook his head and asked Yu Xiaoyao: "I suddenly thought that if you drive away all these flies and bugs, won't you be able to get a boyfriend?" ”

"Poof!" Lu Dexi squirted a mouthful of rice onto the plate in front of her, making Yu Xiaoyao laugh, she stroked her hair and said in a very confident voice: "Hurry up, hurry up, Miss Yu is very charming, how can you not find a boyfriend?" As soon as she finished speaking, she laughed first.

Yu Xiaoyao's smile was like a flower, which made Lu Dexi, who was sitting opposite, stunned, and Harazi almost flowed out, but God seemed to like to see him drooling, one Yu Xiaoyao was not enough, and another one was "sent".

Tang Rong walked up to Zhang Shun with a dinner plate and asked softly, "Zhang Shun, can I sit here?" ”

Zhang Shun looked at her, and then looked around, there was such a fuss just now, plus there were many new people coming in, and there was really only a vacant place next to him nearby, so he nodded at Tang Rong, and made an introduction to her and Lu Dexi.

Lu Dexi is no stranger to Tang Rong, that is really a long-standing name! Seeing her talking to herself, her heart beat faster with excitement, and she peeked at Zhang Shun who was sitting between the two daughters, and made up her mind to follow this "Brother Shun", maybe she could meet something good in the future.

Tang Rong's joining made the atmosphere a little cold, and the four of them ate quietly for a while, Yu Xiaoyao decided to break the silence and asked Zhang Shun: "You really only have seven pieces and four cents and nine?" ”

Zhang Shun counted with his fingers sadly: "Cucumbers, milk, taxi to send stones, buy cheats yesterday, fortune telling this morning...... I really only have seven dollars left, and I won't be able to get the money next month, how can I live! ”

Yu Xiaoyao raised her chin, patted Zhang Shun's back, and said heroically: "It's okay, isn't it just more than a month?" I'll take care of your lunch, and the canteen will be full, as long as you're not afraid of others saying that you're the little white face I raised. ”

Zhang Shunman waved his hand indifferently, took a few mouthfuls of rice into his mouth and said, "What's wrong with the little white face?" The faces of people who starve to death are whiter, and the people who laugh at the little white faces are all sour grapes, and this thing can only be sold by catties now, if there is really gold under the knees of men, absolutely all the men on the street are willing to kneel for a long time. ”

Yu Xiaoyao was amused and giggled, Lu Dexi gave Zhang Shun a thumbs up as he chewed his mouth full of rice, only Tang Rong was a little surprised - the Zhang Shun in front of her was too different from what she had dreamed of during this time.

Still talking and laughing, Zhang Shun suddenly felt someone touch his shoulder, and when he looked back, there were three unknown students standing behind, one of them was very unceremonious and said to him: "Get up, this is my seat, the freshman consciously gave way to the senior, go to the side and stand and eat." ”

Zhang Shun put down his chopsticks and stood up with a sigh.

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After a meal, such things have been encountered seven times, most of them are aimed at Tang Rong, but because of Yu Xiaoyao's existence, everyone pointed the finger at Zhang Shun who was sitting among them, after all, it was just the beginning of school, and all the seniors were aiming at these new girls.

Eating the last bite of rice on the tray, Zhang Shun looked at Yu Xiaoyao on the right, and then at Tang Rong on the left, and sighed: "You blessed me with a group of ridicule halos, right?" I decided, Yu Guifei gave the word 'Recruit Bee', Tang Guifei gave the word 'Attracting Butterflies', and I called myself 'Exterminating Spirit', so I killed insects, and the two concubines went back and waited for the night to turn over the brand. ”

Yu Xiaoyao laughed and said, "I want to see the emperor hunting, and there is nowhere to go now anyway." ”

Tang Rong also blushed and whispered, "I...... I'll go too. ”

Lu Dexi once again squirted out a mouthful of rice, looking at the remaining food on the plate, he no longer had an appetite.

Zhang Shun arched his hand at Lu Dexi and said: "Father-in-law Lu presided over the great internal work and said that he was working hard, and his appetite was lost, so I will go to Ming'er and I will go to show you." ”

Lu Dexi wiped his mouth and said to himself: "Yes, they are all fathers-in-law, and the emperor is not allowed to take care of him when he hunts?" After speaking, he sang with a sharp voice: "Spread the word! Let's go! ”

Zhang Shun led Yu Guifei to recruit bees, Tang Guifei to attract butterflies, and Lu Gonggong, the chief administrator of the Great Interior, left the imperial dining room together and walked to the back mountain. The four of them talked and laughed as they walked, and the pedestrians on the road pointed and whispered as soon as they saw Zhang Shun, and hurried to the front.

After walking for a few minutes, Zhang Shun stopped and said to Xiao Yao: "You have to think about it, if I really go up the mountain, maybe I will scare away all the excellent flies, and your father won't come to me to settle accounts at that time, right?" After speaking, he looked at Tang Rong and said, "You are the same, Xu Hao and Jiang Fang may also be on the mountain, you have to be mentally prepared to go." ”

Yu Xiaoyao said nonchalantly: "No matter how good a fly is, it is ...... Ay? That's not right! You call us poop? As he spoke, he twisted the inside of Zhang Shun's arm.

Tang Rong looked at Yu Xiaoyao, who was furious, and then at Zhang Shun, who was screaming, hesitated for a while, and said, "Help me catch up too...... Mosquito, I haven't thanked you for that day. ”

Zhang Shun rubbed his arm, grinned and said: "Little things, little things, Father-in-law Lu, the imperial doctor, the surgeon, I was arched by a wild boar." As soon as he said that, his other arm was also damaged.

Came to the place where he had fought, Zhang Shun was shocked by the scene in front of him, only to see that the mountains were full of people, and it was as lively as a completely free vegetable market, Zhang Shun turned around and gave Xiao Yao and Tang Rong a thumbs up, indicating that the charm of the two was too great.

Indeed big! After many people saw Yu Xiaoyao and Tang Rong following behind Zhang Shun, they immediately turned their heads and ears. Everyone knew their identities: one was Yu Qing's only daughter, the other was a famous beauty who had not yet entered college, and those who had just come to join in the fun also began to flash with jealousy in their eyes when they looked at Zhang Shun at this time.

Among these people, the most shocked should be Wang Xiaohan, Li Aoyu and the classmates of the fourth class of the foreign language department, the "new school flower" is not a real school flower, but Tang Rong is definitely the class flower of their class, when did she get involved with Zhang Shun? The reason why Wang Xiaohan went to "ding" Yu Xiaoyao was because he didn't have much confidence in front of Tang Rong, and he didn't even know Yu Xiaoyao's name at that time, but he thought that this girl was very good and went up to talk, and then saw Yu Xiaoyao and Tang Rong following Zhang Shun left and right, he felt that God was joking.

As for Lu Dexi, he was ignored by everyone from the beginning.

Xu Hao and Jiang Fang were really here, as soon as they saw Zhang Shun, Jiang Fang immediately shrank into the crowd, and Xu Hao saw Zhang Shun beckoning to him when he was still hesitating.

All eyes were focused on Xu Hao. After three years of rampant work in Qingji University, no one dared to provoke him, and no one could provoke him, whether it was power or popularity, he must be regarded as the first person in Qingji University at present.

Xu Hao didn't move, if Zhang Shun beckoned him to pass, it would be too shameless; And at this time, everyone is looking at him, how can he hold his head up after turning away?

Zhang Shun didn't plan to let Xu Hao go easily, since there were so many people watching, it would be better for him to directly change his plan to catch flies - bottled pesticide spirits were not enough, wouldn't it be better to spray them by airplanes?

Xu Hao should be regarded as the best Liwei object here, Zhang Shun looked at him and said loudly: "Either get out immediately, or come and talk to me about what happened that day, rest assured, as long as you don't take the initiative to find trouble today, I won't move you!" ”

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Thank you very much for the reward from Brother Hua Wuji, I received a reward of 10,000 coins for the first time, excited + moved!