Chapter 50: I Want to Have a Meal
It was the first time that Wang Xiaohan was so close to death - at least he thought so, he was picked up by someone stuck in his throat, he felt that it was no different from hanging, and his feet were so frightened that he couldn't get up as soon as he landed, and almost rolled down the stairs.
Zhang Shun naturally didn't intend to kill this classmate, he just stuck his neck and lifted it up, only Wang Xiaohan's jaw was forced, discomfort was certain, and breathing difficulties were inevitable, but it was impossible to kill in such a short period of time, and even traces would not be left.
It's a pity that even the person concerned, Wang Xiaohan, didn't notice this, let alone the audience, after the exclamation, the classroom of the fourth class of the foreign language department became silent, as quiet as a cemetery.
Zhang Shun dusted off the dust on his chair and sat down beside Yu Xiaoyao.
A tall classmate was probably a friend of Wang Xiaohan, stood up and walked over angrily, Zhang Shunhao sat in his seat for a long time, watching this person help Wang Xiaohan up and stand in front of him.
"What for?" Jiang Xing walked into the classroom with a few books, and saw the tall classmate and Zhang Shun sitting in front of him at a glance, and the figures of the two were completely inversely proportional to their eye-catchingness.
Zhang Shun shrugged his shoulders at Jiang Xing, revealing an innocent expression, while the tall classmate glanced at Jiang Xing, turned his head and lowered his voice and said to Zhang Shun: "See you in the mountains after noon." After speaking, he had to help Wang Xiaohan leave.
Zhang Shun laughed when he heard Houshan, wanted to jump up and scold, but felt that he didn't give Jiang Xing face, so he had to say in a voice that was just enough for a tall man to hear: "Don't go, don't go, one or two like to go to Houshan, is Houshan called Liangshan?" No good, I'm not going. ”
The tall man turned around and said domineeringly: "The back mountain is waiting for you, and if you have a kind, you will come." Then he helped Wang Xiaohan walk away without looking back, and sat down in his original seat.
Zhang Shun smiled bitterly and asked Yu Xiaoyao: "Everyone has been ruthless, do you think I'm not going?" Or not? Or not? ”
Yu Xiaoyao grinned and said, "If you don't want to go, don't go!" pinching people's necks so simply, why are you so hesitant about this kind of thing. ”
Zhang Shun shook his head, pointed at Jiang Xing and said, "It's imperative to pinch someone's neck, if I don't do it as soon as possible, I have to do it in front of her, so I don't give her face, right?" ”
Yu Xiaoyao smiled again: "Then I won't go." ”
Zhang Shun showed an embarrassed look: "But if you don't go, those flies and bugs will always pounce on you in the future, alas...... Miss Yu is really charming, more popular than the 'new school flower' Tang Rong, why didn't I find out before? Really. ”
Yu Xiaoyao's face flushed, glanced at Jiang Xing and asked, "It turns out that you are swatting mosquitoes to show flies, so it's better to go, by the way, how do you know Tang Rong?" What did Mr. Jiang call you just now? ”
"Tang Rong happened to meet, as for Teacher Jiang...... Zhang Shun said slyly: "I fell in love with me in Yushu Linfeng, I had to ask for my phone number, I didn't want to give it, she used the title of class teacher to pressure me, and finally had to reluctantly give it to her." ”
Yu Xiaoyao took a sip: "Just you?" Reluctantly? I saw that you couldn't move her eyes when I saw her, and it was obvious that you were cheeky enough to ask her for her phone number. ”
"How can it be ......" Zhang Shun still wanted to be hard-mouthed, but after all, he was still weak-hearted, and asked in a low voice: "How do you know?" Could it be that he got the true biography of Jia Banxian? ”
In the first half of the first class, Jiang Xing asked the students to introduce themselves, and Zhang Shun knew Wang Xiaohan's name and also knew that the tall man was Li Aoyu.
Self-introduction must have a specialty, when it was Zhang Shun's turn, he staggered to his feet, after saying a name, he couldn't think of what he was good at, and held back a "fight" for a long time, which caused the whole class to laugh.
In the second half of the class, Jiang Xing said some rules of the foreign language department and the class, and then elected some class cadres, and the class leader and deputy class leader had to wait for everyone to get familiar with the vote, and today only elected a study committee member - a girl with glasses, a small girl, named Tian Yelan, it is said that her college entrance examination score is the highest in the class; Sports Commissioner Li Aoyu - Zhang Shun only then knew that he was also a special student of sports; Organizing committee member Ye Shangheng - a sunny and handsome boy; and Yu Xiaoyao, a member of the life committee - her father is a big businessman, and things like managing class fees and arranging duties naturally fall on her.
"By the way, what about Xiang Tianbin? I remember seeing him during military training, why didn't he come? After the first class, Zhang Shun suddenly thought of this old "friend" who had crawled under the table and climbed over the windowsill.
"Took sick leave, can come tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, called me yesterday." Yu Xiaoyao said while playing with her mobile phone.
"That's right!" Zhang Shun exclaimed: "I don't even know your phone number, he actually took the lead!" ”
Yu Xiaoyao smiled: "He is my high school classmate, and he knew my phone number three years ago, what's all the fuss about, and besides, don't you also have my number stored on your phone?" Even Dad's is saved, and you don't even look at your phone? ”
Zhang Shun smiled: "I don't have that habit, this is still my first mobile phone!" I just use it as a communication tool, and I don't know where the phone number exists. As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and began to study it, and after a while, he saved the phone number he was going to arrive in the past few days from the communication record into the phone book.
After the morning class, Zhang Shun and Yu Xiaoyao came to the school cafeteria together. This morning is the last time Xiao Wu sent the two to school, his identity is not only a bodyguard, a driver, but also Yu Qing's right-hand man, Yu Qing is busy during this time, and he needs Xiao Wu the most to be by his side, Zhang Shun let him go back, and Zhang Shun decided to find a way to go to school.
Cheongje University's cafeteria is spacious and bright, with two floors, the first floor for meals and the second floor for ordering, which can meet different consumer groups, and students don't have to go out of the campus to have a party or anything.
As soon as he walked into the cafeteria, a loud "Brother Shun" sounded, Lu Dexi ran over, with a surprised expression, looked at Yu Xiaoyao, leaned into Zhang Shun's ear and asked, "Brother Shun, are you a horse?" ”
Zhang Shun kicked him in the ass and said, "Don't talk nonsense! Where are you kid hiding? I haven't found you for so many days, who taught you to call Brother Shun? Sounds good. ”
Lu Dexi said with a smile: "With such a big school, it's not easy to find people, I am from the Department of Computer Applications, and you are also a student?" It doesn't look like it. "He has seen Zhang Shun's ruthless shot with his own eyes, so what can a student do?
Zhang Shun scolded with a smile: "Where is it not like a student?" I'm from the Department of Foreign Languages! Cow, right? Didn't I tell you we'd see each other soon? As he spoke, he lowered his voice and asked, "Those people didn't come to trouble you, did they?" ”
Lu Dexi shook his head: "I don't know, I haven't been back to the pedestrian street since I moved into the dormitory, I hope they are still there to guard, haha!" ”
"Do you have any photos? I need a lot of this. Zhang Shun lowered his voice even more and peeked at Yu Xiaoyao.
"Not a big problem! I'll give you as much as you want, but I've heard that the photos that can be in magazines cost a lot of money. Lu Dexi was happy to see Zhang Shun, he didn't think about it so much, and his voice was still very loud.
Zhang Shun was anxious when he heard it: "Do you want money?" I don't want to be in magazines, I want passers-by, beauty and ugliness don't matter, the key is quantity. ”
"As long as quantity is not quality?" Lu Dexi looked at Zhang Shun curiously, this is the real coldness!
"What do you mean by that looking at me? It's not me who wants it! Zhang Shun was furious when he saw it.
Lu Dexi looked at Yu Xiaoyao, and said with a smile: "That's right, you don't need it at all, as long as it's a quantity, it's simple, I'll shoot it for you!" All the female students and teachers in our school take turns to take a picture, which is also thousands, and besides, one person may not only be able to take one, right? ”
Zhang Shunmeng clapped his hands: "That's right!" How did I not think of that? I'll leave it to you! Let's go, please eat. ”
"Don't worry, I'm good at this, you saved me twice, what's the point of taking some pictures? What else do you have to treat? Lu Dexi paused for a moment, and then said: "But if you want to invite, I won't refuse, just a few dishes, no more." As he spoke, he was about to go to the second floor.
Zhang Shun grabbed Lu Dexi's collar: "The direction is wrong, the height is wrong, go to the second floor, either you invite me, or I will stay here to wash the bowl for an afternoon." ”
Lu Dexi said heroically: "I'll please, I'll please, what's there, go!" As he spoke, he was going upstairs again.
Zhang Shun directly took his collar and walked towards the dining window, saying as he walked: "I will invite you, and it will be your turn to invite you next time if you want to eat well." ”
At this time, there were not many people in the cafeteria, most of the tables were empty, and the three of them found a long table where no one sat down and sat down at one end.
After receiving three metal plates and three plates of food, Zhang Shun smiled again before he returned to the long table.
The two strangers sat next to Yu Xiaoyao on the left and right, and Lu Dexi on the opposite side stood and said something to the two, looking very angry.
Zhang Shun walked over and put the dinner plate on the table, looked at the two people and said with a wry smile: "I just want to have a meal, I know that she is very attractive, but is it necessary to see the stitches like this?" ”
When Lu Dexi saw Zhang Shun coming, he sat down with a smile, he knew that there was a good show to watch.
The two people sitting opposite refused to let go of Lu Dexi, and one sneered and said, "What if you sit down?" What about someone? Just entered the school and became crazy like this, do you think you are Brother Hao? If you don't eat it, get out, don't sit here and poke Lao Tzu's eyes. ”
The other tilted his head to look at Zhang Shun and said, "Do you like to eat or not, what are you doing?" This was originally my seat, and the beauty took a fancy to me and sat over by herself, do you have an opinion? As he spoke, he reached out and pushed the plate brought by Zhang Shun to the ground.
Zhang Shun jumped onto the long table, stepped on the hand of the man pushing the plate, squatted down and asked with a puzzled face: "Isn't this Qingji University the first in the province?" Where are there so many stupid shortcomings? Let's go back to the second year of junior high school and talk about going to school when my brain is fully developed. ”
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Thanks to the "White Boy" for the reward and the "Mu En" brother's evaluation vote!