Chapter 6: Open a Bakery (Ask for Collection, Ask for Recommendation)

Inside the police station, Ryusei and another girl who have lost their feet sit on a chair and are being questioned! They were interrogated by a gentle-looking male police officer and a female police officer who almost shot Long Xi's life.

At this moment, the female policeman has changed her clothes, wearing a pure black round-neck T-shirt, her black hair is tied into a ponytail and tied behind her head, but the expression on her face is not much better than the iceberg in Antarctica, and she is looking at the thin and short lewd man in front of her with a sloppy gaze.

The male officer coughed lightly, opened the transcript and asked, "Why did you stumble?" (Sell)"

The girl's face was full of sadness, and she said with tears, "Rely on the party, rely on the factory to sell, just rely on a small piece below, the time is short, the money is fast, neither corruption nor **." You say I'm selling, but although the body sells the soul, the radish is still there, how can you say that this is selling? ”

The male officer was speechless for a moment and said, "Are you guilty?" ”

The girl said puzzledly, "I don't rely on the people or the party, I can go to work on a small bed." No noise and no pollution, using the gap to seek development, not giving birth to a girl or a man, not causing trouble to the country, what is the crime? ”

The male officer had no choice but to turn to the instructor next to him, and the instructor asked, "Do you know that this will destroy stability and unity?" ”

The girl lifted her skirt and asked, "Is this thing organized?"

The instructor shook his head.

"Is it your own?"

He shook his head again.

"Is it a state-owned asset?"

The instructor still shook his head.

The girl said angrily: "Have you studied the "Property Law"? I don't understand that in this environment of learning from Comrade Lei Feng, is it wrong for my own things to be used by others? ”

Long Xi was silent on the side for a long time and said, "Comrade, you have worked hard!" ”

The iceberg policewoman finally smashed a thick book on the table at Longxi like a volcanic eruption, and scolded fiercely, "Look at how old you are, you don't have eight taels of meat on your body, and you still learn prostitution (prostitution), you are really the scum of society, the reserve army of the prison!" ”

Long Xitou tilted slightly, let go of the secret weapon of the iceberg policewoman, and muttered in a low voice, "Do you think everyone is like you, twenty years old or an old virgin, two boobs like egg tarts, and buttocks like a washboard!" ”

The iceberg policewoman stood up with a "whoosh", and raised her white fist to beat Long Xi. The male police officer next to him hurriedly held her down, "Calm, calm, Xiao Qi, he's still a child, don't worry about him generally, we have already notified his parents!"

Long Xi snorted unconvinced, "Old virgin, violent maniac!" ”

Because of excessive anger, the iceberg policewoman pressed her hands on the table, so that the table was trembling uncontrollably, and the iceberg policewoman's face was pale, and a pair of beautiful eyes stared at the lewd man in front of her. I kept comforting myself in my heart, taking a deep breath, calming down, although I am still a virgin, it is because I have quality, self-cultivation, and do not mess around, not because my breasts are like egg tarts, calm, little rascal!

"Ryuxi, come out!" A policeman's voice came from outside.

Long Xi looked at the policewoman with a blue face, and secretly thought, although she is violent, she is still not on the same level as my father! Long Xi cowered like a ground mouse discovered by a cat, walked out with a bitter face, and was greeted by a fan-like slap, which knocked Long Xi to the ground, "Fuck, you stinky boy, have you dried up the egg yolk, and you still learn to prostitute (prostitute)?" Let's go, go back and beat you to death again! In the angry voice of Ryusei's father, Ryusei was carried back like a chicken!

"!" Long Xi was thrown to the ground by his father, "Damn, I should have shot you against the wall back then?" ”

"Dad, I have a reason, you listen to me!" Roncy cowered on the ground and explained pitifully.

"Okay, I'll hear you say, if you can't convince me, I'll cut that thing of yours, huh?" Father Long Xi smoked the cigarette in his hand hard, and said viciously!

Long Xi thought about it for a while, and then talked about how to refine bread and how to keep the golden gun from falling after eating, and omitted the character of the Golden Dragon Immortal Monarch in the middle, just saying that he picked a magical broken jar!

"Oh, there's such a ridiculous thing, then you go now, bake a loaf of bread in front of me, and I'll eat it. If you dare to lie to me? Father Long Xi shook his casserole-sized fist fiercely.

In the room of the runway in Longxi, he came to the hall with the golden dragon trout like a broken crockpot and put it on the table. Then he went to the kitchen and kneaded a thumb-sized dough, threw it into the golden dragon trout, and squatted on the ground like a beggar, waiting for the bread to come out, and thought to himself, in fact, the policewoman was quite beautiful, if only her boobs were bigger!

After waiting for less than a minute, the fragrance came from the golden dragon trout. Ryushi stood up, took out a golden loaf of bread from it, handed it to his father, and whispered, "This is it!" ”

Father Long Xi snatched the golden bread, smelled it, it was quite fragrant, opened his big mouth, and quickly swallowed it.

After about ten minutes, Father Long Xi felt that he was still very calm underneath, and he felt extremely angry in his heart, this dead boy, he actually dared to lie to me!

Long Xi was surprised to see that the two strong chest muscles on his tower-like father's chest were rapidly growing, and they were more angry than European and American girls!

Long Xi's father's face is rapidly becoming iron-blue, and the two breasts (rooms) on his chest have blocked his vision, if you don't kill this kid today, I'm sorry for the ancestor!

Ryuxi looked at his father, who was about to erupt, and pleaded, "Wait a minute, I know what's going on, I'm giving me a chance!" ”

When Long Xi's life was under great threat, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and the Golden Dragon Immortal Jun said that the Golden Dragon Trout and the refiner have the same mind, and you can refine whatever you want, it must be like this, last time, I wanted viagra, but I didn't fall down after eating bread, and this time I wanted to enlarge my breasts, but my dad became a hot girl after eating it!

Father Long Xi sat heavily on the sofa and snorted, "Hurry up, I'll give you another chance, let's eliminate my two lumps of meat first!" "Actually, Father Long Xi also took it into account, eating an ordinary bread, a man can grow breasts, and he can't say that the broken jar is not magical, eat another one and take a look!

Soon, Long Xi threw another dough in the golden dragon trout, and silently muttered in his heart, baby, hurry up and restore Dad's boobs to their original state, or I will die!

In less than a minute, the aroma of the golden dragon trout wafted out, and Longxi hurriedly took out the golden bread and handed it to his father.

Father Long Xi took a big bite of the bread, and soon his chest returned to its original state, and Father Long Xi exhaled, finally with a smile on his face, and said, "Go, stinky boy, bake me a loaf of bread like you said!" ”

Long Xi saw the smile on his father's face, as if the weeds under the snow were looking forward to spring, and ran to the kitchen, made a dough, and threw it into the golden dragon trout, silently saying in his heart, I want viagra, I want viagra!

When Ryōsie's father snorted and ate the third bread, he finally found that his bottom was quickly propped up, and his swiftness made him look like he was seventeen or eighteen years old. nodded with satisfaction, and said majestically, "You go back to sleep!" ”

Long Xi returned to the room with the golden dragon trout, found two balls of cotton and plugged his ears, and then silently muttered, enter!

Long Xi hung his head cross-legged on the ground, absorbing the aura around him little by little according to the mantra of the Golden Dragon Immortal Monarch, until he couldn't suck it in, he stretched his waist and returned to reality, although his ears were stuffed with cotton, he could still faintly hear the heavy gasps and suppressed moans next door. Long Xi screamed, covered his head with the quilt, and patiently counted the little sheep, "One sheep, two sheep, ~~・・~ 10,000 and 800 sheep~・~~!" ”

Looking forward to the stars, looking forward to the moon, finally looking forward to the dawn, Long Xi came to the living room with red eyes, the radiant mother had already made breakfast early, and said gently, "Xiaolong, eat slowly, well!" ”

Long Xi drank porridge "hula, hula", looked at his father's messy hair out of the corner of his eyes, covered his old waist, and walked out slowly, eating steamed buns without saying a word, as if he had been hungry for several days!

Longxi's mother smiled lightly and said, "Xiaolong, your baby jar is really amazing, I discussed it with your father, we still have a little money to spare, why don't we start a small business, open a 'palace bakery' to sell the kind of bread you bake, and you have to sell it in limited quantities, I thought of three styles, can you bake it?" One is breast enlargement, which sells two a day, the other is aphrodisiac, which sells ten a day, and then gets a freckle removal beauty one, which sells five a day! ”

Long Xi thought about it, this seems to be a good idea, more than ten a day, and it is not too troublesome, nodded and said, "Well, yes, I will bake it, you * make it!" ”

That night, after Long Xi practiced, he made more than ten dough and baked more than ten special breads one by one, and then lazily lay on the bed and fell asleep.

Early the next morning, Long Xi arrived in the living room with a large plate of bread, put the bread on the table, and said, "It's all here!" ”

Longxi's mother hurriedly asked, "Which one is for beauty breast augmentation?" ”

Ryusei gestured to the two that were set aside separately, "That's it!" ”

Longxi's mother couldn't wait to grab it, put it in her mouth and swallow it, and happily ran to the room to look in the mirror!