"Yaga! Don't touch my. ”

"What's the point of touching it?"

"Oops! Don't smell it. ”

"Your little chrysanthemums are so fragrant, and they are so delicate, they are so cute."

In the afternoon, Bai Xiayuan was practicing ikebana, because there were no cherry blossoms, she gave up the cherry blossom path, and now the flower arrangement is all changed to chrysanthemums.

Moreover, Bai Xiayuan's flower arrangement prefers white chrysanthemum, Wu Ming told her that white chrysanthemum is unlucky, and persuaded her to change to a trumpet flower or something, but she was unmoved, and still went her own way, fortunately, she just inserted white chrysanthemums into the bottle, and did not put black and white photos or anything like that......

Wu Ming picked up a daisy and said curiously: "Woman, do others also use chrysanthemums for flower arrangement?" ”

Bai Xiayuan was concentrating on pruning the flower branches, and replied without raising his head: "It should be very little!" ”

"Is this your own genre?"

"I don't know."

"How about we come up with a name for your own ikebana genre?"

"What's the name?"

Wu Ming blinked and said, "How about the Qingming Sect?" ”

Bai Xiayuan rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Don't treat me as a fool, Qingming is your festival sacrifice to worship the dead." ”

"Kikumen, how's it going?"

"It's rustic!"

Wu Ming coughed lightly twice, and sighed faintly: "The autumn leaves are always withered in the wind, always with a hint of sadness, a trace of helpless sorrow, chrysanthemum remnants, what do you think?" ”

"Chrysanthemum remnants?" After thinking for a while, Bai Xia Yuan muttered: "The flowers and leaves are defeated, and this name fully expresses the artistic conception of autumn. ”

"It's a good name with a lot of resentment."

"Resentful?"

"Ugh! This is a sign of mourning. ”

The two of them chatted with each other, Yan Ruyu was like Wu Ming's goddess of luck, since she returned to China, the low air pressure around Wu Ming seemed to have disappeared, and she was willing to answer the phone coldly, Bai Xiayuan was willing to stay at night, and Wu Ming's happy life came back.

"Bai, Bai ......" The doctor walked out of the room, leaned on the railing of the cloister on the second floor, and shouted, "Do you know who Xiao He is?" ”

"Why are you asking?"

"My eggs hurt!"

"Doctor, please pay attention to your wording...... Wu Ming said in a serious manner: "If you want to say that the idle egg hurts, you have to go to the hospital for examination." ”

"Tell me who Xiao He is?"

Wu Ming craned his neck and said angrily: "Won't you check the computer yourself?" ”

"Check the computer and forget it quickly, tell me, okay?"

"Xiao He should be a man."

"Men?" The doctor took out a thick book, wrote down the notes, and then asked, "What about Han Xin?" What is the allusion of Xiao He Yuexia chasing Han Xin? ”

"Han Xin should also be a man's ......" Wu Ming showed a wise expression and said in a deep voice: "A man chases another man at night, what do you say will be the situation?" If there is no relationship between them, it is most likely to catch a thief. ”

"I see, thanks."

After the doctor turned around and went back to the room, Bai Xiayuan smiled helplessly, probably because of the infection of the four eyes, the doctor was also working hard to study Huaxia Wenhua, but unfortunately he found the wrong teacher, it is foreseeable that he will gradually drift away in the vast sea of learning.

Soon after the doctor returned to the room, the door of the hall opened from the outside, and he walked into the living room with a large bag and a suitcase in his fingers, and shouted happily, "I'm back......

Wu Ming stood up and said in surprise: "Why didn't you notify you when you came back?" ”

"I want to surprise you!" Fingers dropped the luggage, trotted to Wu Ming and turned around, and asked excitedly, "Oba!" Did you notice any difference in me? ”

Fingers pinched a pretty short hair, of course Wu Ming found out, but he said hesitantly: "It doesn't seem to be any different, but the chest seems to have become a little bigger, is it padded with two layers of chest pads?" ”

"Just skimmed!" Fingers scolded Wu Ming in Han for being a hooligan, then turned his gaze to Bai Xiayuan, pulled his hair, and asked, "Ernie!" How about my 15 strands of hair? ”

Bai Xiayuan smiled softly and praised: "Not bad! ”

"Pretty good!" Wu Ming touched his nose and teased: "You spent one hundred and five to cut out the effect of two hundred and five, which is really worth the price." ”

“…………”

"Who's back? Zero! Do you have a CD of Elvis Presley at home? The gopher walked out of the room on crutches, and when he saw the fingers downstairs, his expression was like seeing his dead father, and he exclaimed, "Mamba! ”

Do the fingers look a lot like her sister? Wu Ming's eyes were full of doubts, in his memory, the poisonous snake had a short hedgehog head, and his face was always painted with oil paint, he didn't remember the appearance of the poisonous snake very well, only remembered a pair of 34D chests, which was not like fingers at all.

The gopher burst into tears, he threw away his crutches, rolled down the stairs under the convulsive gaze of the crowd, and climbed up alive, then shook his long flowing hair, ran to his fingers, and hugged the man to death, like a child who took back a lost toy, and held it tightly in his arms and refused to let go.

The affectionate eyes of the beautiful man with long hair, the hot tears, and the hug that made him feel suffocated, what was going on? The overwhelmed fingers were dumbfounded, obviously trying to push away, but they felt weak.

The man's tears, as hot as fire, burned directly to the bottom of her heart.

I don't know when, Ye Limei walked out of the room, and looked at the gopher crying like a child without saying a word, and her eyes looked a little complicated......

After a long time, Wu Mingcai sighed and said, "Stinky rat!" You can see clearly, she's not a mamba. ”

As soon as the gopher's cry stopped, he sniffed ugly, let go of his finger, looked at his finger pitifully, and muttered, "Aren't you really a mamba?" ”

The fingers shook his head mechanically, and said shyly: "I'm Jin Suzhi." ”

"Good for Mamba's sister."

"Sister? I'm sorry, I'm rude......" The gopher let go of his fingers generously, and smiled a little embarrassedly: "My name is Tamcha, and they all call me a gopher." ”

The awkward atmosphere was surrounding, and in order to resolve the embarrassment, Wu Ming took out his mobile phone and called the elephants and four eyes outside, telling them that the fingers were back and asking them to go home early.

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Wu Ming found that the gopher seemed to have an inexplicable affection for his fingers, always getting close to him under the pretext of making his fingers happy, telling some jokes to make his fingers happy, is history going to repeat itself again? The slight difference is that the sister of the finger has never looked at the gopher squarely, and the finger does not seem to reject the gopher?

A feminine type of beautiful man, most of the girls in the Han Kingdom like this type of man, and the fingers are no exception, so much so that when she sees the Aquila, her heart will be like a deer, and the gopher is also this type of man.

Some people say that liking a person's appearance is called superficiality, but is liking a person's inside necessarily noble? If you don't really love each other, what you like is nothing more than a mansion, a famous car, and a bank card......

The gopher flattered his fingers unscrupulously, and the two of them were very happy to talk and laugh, Ye Limei didn't seem to mind this at all, and behaved very generously, which made Wu Ming envious, if his woman also had this mind? Just think about it, if you let them get together, they will definitely rebel.

When the fingers came back, everyone was very happy, only the eyes of the four eyes occasionally showed a trace of loneliness, which did not escape Wu Ming's eyes.

In the endless night sky, a pair of stars are like lovers, only the moon hangs alone in the sky, waiting for the sun that will never appear in front of them, and the four eyes at this time are like the lonely moon.

"Why didn't you tell her?"

"I thought she could feel it."

"Damn! Do you think every woman is so smart? You don't say that she may never know......" Wu Ming scolded angrily: "You should try to take the initiative, don't cower like a woman." ”

Four eyes puffed up his chest and said, "What should I do?" ”

"Nonsense! Of course, pickle girls have to take the initiative, and the woman who takes the initiative to send them to the door is usually not a good woman, you should know what your finger likes, you can ask her to ...... first" Wu Ming began to impart experience, "When necessary, I can help you ......"

"Help me hold her feet?"

"Get out!" Wu Ming flew up and scolded with a smile: "I want to say something good for you and help you create a space for you to be alone." ”

Four-eyed rubbed his ass twice, grinned and asked, "Boss! Why are you helping me? ”

Wu Ming snorted: "Fertilizer and water don't flow into outsiders' fields, how can our family grow cabbage cheaply for outsiders." ”

“…………”

After being silent for a while, Wu Ming said earnestly: "Even if your finger doesn't accept you, don't hate her, don't forget that she is also your sister." ”

"I know!" Four Eyes smiled calmly and said, "Even if she can't be my woman, she will always be my family." ”

"If you know, it's good."

Circling around, the two of them walked to the vicinity of the villa where Yan Ruyu lived, and saw that the familiar room was still lit up, Wu Ming's expression moved, and he immediately sent his eyes home, and he himself quickly climbed over the high wall.

Climb onto the balcony and enter the room.

Two pairs of stunned eyes met in the air, Wu Ming's face began to heat up, and it was not Yan Ruyu who was standing in front of him, but Yan Ruyu's mother, "Wow! Yan's mother, who was wearing pajamas, put her hands on her shoulders and quipped, "My dear Mr. Romeo, you seem to have gone to the wrong room?" ”

Wu Ming scratched his head and snorted, "You...... How did you end up in this room? ”

Yan's mother smiled and said: "I heard that you are an S-class bodyguard, in order to prevent you from stealing my daughter, we exchanged rooms, what do you want to do when you climb into my daughter's room so late?" ”

"Ugh!" Wu Ming asked cautiously, "I want to stay and tell Xiao Yan a story for one night, will you agree?" ”

A cold light flashed in Yan's mother's eyes, and she threatened: "You'd better leave before I get angry, otherwise I'll knock you on the head with a candlestick." ”

"I'm sorry! I'll leave right away! ”

With a whoosh, Wu Ming turned around and ran a few steps to the balcony, jumped down, and then climbed over the wall in a burst of dog barking......

A man who runs faster than a dog will let the security guard catch a ghost, before returning home, Wu Ming touched his chin to open the door, remembering the allusion asked by the doctor during the day, Xiao He chased Han Xin under the moon, and the man chased the man at night, it happened to be fulfilled in himself, and he was really caught a thief!