Chapter 61: The Old Man Under the Moon

Four eyes and fingers can be regarded as childhood sweethearts, they have been wandering around with Wu Ming since they were thirteen or fourteen years old, getting along with each other day and night, and their feelings are as close as brothers and sisters, as they get older, the eyes of the elder brother looking at his sister began to change, and there was a little more love in the spoiling.

But my brother has never dared to show his heart, just waiting stupidly, day by day, month by month, year, waiting for the day when my sister can discover her mind, until today, my sister still hasn't found my brother's mind, or maybe I found it, but I pretended not to find it.

Wang Baochuan has been guarding the cold kiln for 18 years, and when she returned to her husband Xue Rengui, she will be happy for a lifetime, but who can understand her 18 years of suffering? Waiting is painful and full of unknowns, and no one knows what the outcome of waiting will be?

is also waiting for a man, Yan Po has been guarding the hook fence for many years, but what she is waiting for is Song Jiang, who killed a thousand knives, and then died with a whimper......

Every time a man flatters the pursuit of fingers, the four eyes will suffer from gains and losses, a person secretly feels sorry for himself, Wu Ming really can't stand it, God has the virtue of a good life, a gentleman has the beauty of an adult, for the happiness of his younger siblings, he plans to be an old man under the moon, and personally set up a magpie bridge to help his younger brothers and sisters.

As a big brother, he actually wants to make a pair of little brothers and sisters, such a big rebellious thing, if it is spread out, it will be absolutely sensational, fortunately, the four eyes and fingers are just brothers and sisters in verbal titles, and there is no blood relationship, otherwise God will be the first to thunder and kill Wu Ming.

However, the two childhood sweethearts have not been happy with each other for many years, which shows that there is really no spark between them, if there is a spark, now the children can go to soy sauce, it is conceivable that it is not easy to make them a pair, these Wu Ming knows it.

Although the four eyes and the fingers have been together for many years, but the two of them have very little time alone, Wu Ming plans to create as much alone time for them as possible, and usually praise the four eyes in front of the fingers, such as the four eyes are good at one hand, and the other hand is good at hair......

There is another problem at the moment, Four Eyes has a potentially powerful love rival, that is, a gopher, a beautiful man in a woman's mind, a man who interprets Gao Shuai and rich to the fullest, and a man who chases women with the same dead face.

The gopher's favor for his fingers is increasing day by day, thanks to Ye Limei's eyebrow, otherwise the two may have hooked up and become an adulterer, and the man with a dead face is always invincible when chasing women, and looking at the four eyes in turn, his personality is slightly shy, only rich, not handsome, he and the gopher are not at the same level of opponents.

On a crisp autumn morning, Wu Ming proposed to go out on horseback riding, which he liked because his fingers liked the sport of horseback riding.

Sure enough, the fingers were the first to raise their hands in favor, for a man who has a broken leg and has to be careful when riding a horse, riding a horse is asking for hardship, the gopher showed a lack of interest in this, Wu Ming also pouted, if it wasn't for the gopher, by the way, to help the four eyes and fingers create a solitary environment, the ghost was willing to ride a horse that made the man's egg hurt.

After checking the information, Wu Ming took the family out happily.

If there is no fire, add a fire, if you don't call, just pull two wires, the melon that is twisted may not be sweet, but the radish that pulls out late will also be rotten, and the result will only be known if you do it, and there may not be a return if you pay, but there will definitely be no return if you don't pay.

Do your best, obey the destiny of heaven, plan things in people, and achieve things in heaven.

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A large leisure and resort club on the outskirts of Zhonghai City, there is an artificial lake, a horse farm, a golf course, etc., and the average hourly charge for non-members is 998, as long as you pay the money, you can use all the leisure and entertainment facilities of the resort.

In the clubhouse racecourse, Wu Ming pulled his four eyes aside to teach him face-to-face.

"You have a good brain, but you are a little timid, you have to be bold in chasing women, don't cower ......"

Four Eyes lowered his voice and interrupted: "We have seen so many dead people in the Middle East, do you see that I am scared?" ”

"You think you're bold?" Wu Ming raised his eyebrows, and the old god asked, "Do you dare to touch a woman's ass on the street?" ”

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As a leader in the adultery industry, Wu Ming, an expert in picking up girls, taught his pickling experience to Four Eyes without reservation, how to trick a girl into a dark grove with sweet words, how to get a girl drunk, and how to take off a girl's pants without knowing it......

Four-eyed was sweating profusely when he heard it, and he summarized Wu Ming's methods of picking up girls, and came up with an eight-character mantra: shameless and crazy.

In the end, Wu Ming said quietly: "Of course, you'd better not use these methods I said, otherwise I will break your legs." ”

What about making me happy? Four Eyes rolled his eyes and secretly raised his middle finger.

"Oba! Come here. ”

"Oh! It's coming, it's coming. ”

There are few porridge and many monks, Zhonghai is not the Hulunbuir prairie after all, there are too few horses in the clubhouse, and after the four eyes and fingers pick up two more decent ones, all that is left is some crooked melons and cracked dates.

The purpose of coming out to play today is just to match his younger siblings, Wu Ming himself is not very interested in horseback riding, after watching his younger siblings ride away, he snapped his fingers and said, "Let's go, let's find a place to drink tea." ”

Ding Zhenyuan took Wu Ming's hand, raised her bun face, her little face was full of pleading, and said timidly: "Da Mei also wants to ride a horse......"

Wu Ming looked at the elephant and the others and asked, "Do you want to ride?" ”

"No!" The elephant shook his head and said, "I'm going to play golf with the doctor." ”

"What about you?"

Bai Xia Yuanqiao's face turned slightly red, and he said softly: "It's not convenient for me to ride a horse today." ”

"Ahem!" Wu Ming coughed twice in embarrassment, and said, "Then you go to play ball with the elephants!" I ride with Derpy. ”

"Hmm!"

After parting ways, Wu Ming and Ding Zhenyuan, accompanied by the staff, entered the clean and tidy stable, there was not a single tall horse in the stable, and the rest were all dwarf winter melons.

"These seem like foals?"

"These are not foals, these are ponies in the Xiguang area...... "The staff introduced Wu Ming with a smile, "Although this kind of horse is short, it is very strong, and it is not a problem at all to carry a person for hundreds of miles a day." ”

"Help us pick two of the more docile ones."

"Okay, wait a minute."

Riding a horse and galloping, singing about wine, it was originally a very happy thing, but Wu Ming didn't feel this way at all, the horse was too short, he was riding on the back of the horse, his feet were almost touching the ground, but a big man was riding such a short horse, it was really frustrating.

The two of them didn't run wildly, but just paced around the artificial lake on a pony, but the pony that Wu Ming was riding kept panting, looking very unhealthy.

Doesn't it say that you can travel hundreds of miles a day with a person? How far has this gone? How can you be tired like this? Looking at the pony's overwhelmed look, Wu Ming felt a sense of guilt in his heart, feeling as if he had abused a small animal.

Suddenly, the pony that Wu Ming stepped on fell to the ground without warning, and even took Wu Ming to the street, embarrassment was inevitable, fortunately the person was fine, but the horse began to foam at the mouth, and it seemed that the problem was quite serious.

Wu Ming hurriedly called the staff of the clubhouse racecourse, a pony said that it was not expensive, but it was also worth eight thousand, and the staff of the clubhouse racecourse still attached great importance to it, and immediately transferred a car to carry the pony back to the racecourse for treatment.

The situation quickly became clear, it turned out that the pony that Wu Ming was riding had long been sick, and he had been vomiting and diarrhea, and due to the negligence of the shift handover, the staff mistakenly picked the sick horse to Wu Ming, so it would cause an accident.

After treatment, the condition of the pony quickly stabilized, Wu Ming breathed a sigh of relief, but he was not in the mood to continue riding, when he walked out of the stable, he happened to bump into his fingers and four eyes head-on, I don't know what was going on, his fingers seemed to be a little angry, she just said hello to Wu Ming, and ran away with a face of shame.

Wu Ming pulled the four eyes that wanted to catch up and asked, "What's the matter?" Fingers seem to be angry? ”

The four eyes shrugged, revealing an inexplicable expression, and said, "I don't know, when I was riding a horse just now, her chest pad accidentally fell out, and I picked it up and wanted to return it to her, and then she got angry." ”

"You idiot!" Wu Ming knocked on Siyan's head and scolded, "Is your IQ really more than one hundred and fifteen? ”

"What's wrong?"

"I'm too lazy to tell you."

Four Eyes scratched his head and said with a dry smile: "What are you going to do now?" ”

"What should I do?" Wu Ming said angrily: "Of course, you pretend that nothing has happened, and you dare to return the chest pad when you pick it up, you are really wonderful." ”

Four-eyed asked stupidly, "Why can't you pay it back?" ”

"Why do your fingers put on your chest?"

"Because the boobs are not full enough."

"You know that, too?" Wu Ming said sarcastically: "Now you know what's wrong, right?" You know why your fingers are angry, right? ”

Four Eyes lowered his head and said, "Got it." ”

After a day of playing, everyone was a little tired when they came home at night, and when they took a shower with their fingers, Wu Ming took something into her room under the pretext of taking something, and then secretly broke the network cable connector of the computer, and slipped out of the room after doing bad things, Wu Ming smiled evilly, and the eldest brother can only help you get here......

Soon, the fingers called the four eyes into the room, and only a few minutes after entering, the four eyes came out, so fast that Wu Ming was dumbfounded.

Wu Ming, who had been guarding near the finger room, immediately stepped forward and said urgently: "Didn't you help your finger repair the computer?" How did it come out so quickly? ”

Four Eyes replied casually: "It's just a small problem, there is something wrong with the computer network cable on my finger, and I helped her connect the wireless network." ”

Wu Ming sighed, patted Siyan's shoulder, and said weakly: "You kid is the life of masturbation!" ”

"What do you mean?"

In the face of pig-like teammates, it is difficult to brush an assist, and it is not easy to be an old man this month! Wu Ming didn't want to say anything, drooped his head, and walked back to the room listlessly.