At dinner time, Wu Ming and others gathered together, fingers returned to China to deal with expired documents, and they were not at home, everyone frequently peeked at the man who was fined five hundred yuan for selling the plate, his shoulders shrugged from time to time, and they all looked like they couldn't help laughing, Wu Ming originally planned to bring the secret into the coffin, but was accidentally poked out by Bai Xiayuan, and the laughter caused can be imagined.

Wu Ming was annoyed and angry, and roared, "Haven't you seen me? Look at you sisters! Dine! ”

The gopher covered his mouth and smiled: "I just haven't seen you sell." ”

"Stinky rat, you want to die, don't you?"

The elephant immediately said, "Okay, okay, eat, eat......"

After dinner, everyone sat in the living room and watched the news on television, and in order to fight for a fishing island, Sino-Japanese relations became increasingly tense, and the news about the two countries was broadcast live on television.

Wu Ming glanced at Bai Xiayuan and said coldly: "Diaoyu Island belongs to our Huaxia. ”

The old god of Bai Xia Yuan was saying, "I didn't say no!" ”

"Do we have any Japanese goods at home?"

The elephant squinted and said, "You want to smash?" ”

"Can't you?"

The cars at home, home appliances and everything are European and American goods, and there don't seem to be any Japanese goods, but now there are only Japanese goods that can be seen at a glance? Everyone's eyes were aimed at Bai Xiayuan, this living Bodhisattva is a genuine Japanese product, are you willing to smash it?

Wu Ming's eyes glanced at Bai Xiayuan again, Bai Xiayuan immediately straightened up his huge chest, and snorted proudly, as if he was saying that if he had the guts, he would come and smash it, he must not dare to smash it, but if he touched it? As long as it is a man, he has this guts.

"Woman!" Wu Ming stood up and hooked his fingers, and said in a deep voice: "You go back to the room with me, I will educate you on harmism." ”

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In the ambiguous eyes of everyone, Wu Ming forcibly pulled up the reluctant Bai Xiayuan, pushed and shoved all the way back to her boudoir, and as soon as she entered the door, Wu Ming gave her a bear hug, and then a lingering and sympathetic kiss.

It wasn't until she felt that she couldn't breathe anymore that Bai Xiayuan pushed Wu Ming away with a shyness on her face, and then found that her skirt didn't know when it fell to her ankles, and a certain monkey urgency was excitedly pulling her pantyhose......

Do you dare to be in a hurry? Pushing Wu Ming away hard, Bai Xiayuan pretended to be angry and said, "What are you telling me to go back to my room?" Want to smash me? ”

Wu Ming sat on the big bed, smiled flatteringly, and said, "How can you give it?" As he spoke, he patted the bed and blinked, "Come here, let me enter your gates of hell, and then we will go to heaven together and spend the clouds and rain together......

"Speak human words!"

"Hurry up, let's shoot!"

Bai Xiayuan covered his forehead, looking like he was about to faint, this dead ruffian, he wouldn't speak tactfully, saying that sleeping is pure sleep, and saying that a shot is ...... It's really straightforward, and it won't beat around the bush at all.

"I'll go take a shower first!"

"What bath?" Wu Ming said eagerly: "Didn't you find that your man couldn't help it?" ”

Bai Xiayuan didn't say a word, twisted his big fart and walked into the bathroom, leaving only Wu Ming, who was staring dryly, lying bored for a while, Wu Ming sat up, and just saw a medical record on the dresser, so he picked it up and opened it.

Ten weeks pregnant? I thought I was sick, but it turned out that I was just pregnant...... Wait, pregnant? After Wu Ming reacted, his pupils dilated instantly, and the hand holding the medical record book began to tremble, and he was a little excited and difficult to control.

I have a child, I am going to be a father, Wu Ming has never seriously considered the matter of children, but when the child came unexpectedly, he found that he was not repulsed, only nervous, excited, and expectant......

Bai Xiayuan wrapped a bath towel and returned to the bed, found Wu Ming sitting on the edge of the bed in a daze, and couldn't help asking, "What's wrong with you?" ”

Wu Ming hurriedly stood up, gently hugged Bai Xiayuan, and muttered, "Thank you......"

"Thank me for what?"

Wu Ming hugged Bai Xiayuan and sat on the bed, carefully letting her lean her back in his arms, he was really afraid of melting in his mouth, and he was afraid of falling in his hand, Wu Ming rubbed her lower abdomen and said emotionally: "I've worked hard for you these days." ”

Bai Xiayuan touched his flat lower abdomen, his face was pale, and he said softly: "It's good if you like it." ”

"Why didn't you tell me something so important?"

"It's not a big deal to lose weight."

"Lose weight? What's about weight loss? ”

Bai Xiayuan's face immediately became gloomy, and he said with a tiger face: "I lost the fat on my lower abdomen, aren't you happy?" ”

Wu Ming shouted loudly: "Who cares about your fat, I'm talking about the child in your belly." ”

"Kid?" Bai Xiayuan exclaimed, "You read my medical records? ”

Wu Ming pinched Bai Xiayuan's chest and said dotingly: "If I hadn't read your medical records, when would you have told me?" ”

Bai Xiayuan said casually: "What is there to tell you, I killed the child last month." ”

"Hit ...... Knocked out? Wu Ming looked stunned, and then immediately roared: "You actually beat my child out?" ”

"I don't want children."

Shen Ruoxi, who was far away in the capital, begged her grandfather to tell her grandmother, but she couldn't get a pregnancy, and she actually beat them off after she became pregnant? Wu Ming felt like eating ice cream in summer at this time, and when he was eating refreshingly, he found that there were cockroaches in the ice cream......

Wu Ming roared angrily: "Do you know what it means to have three unfilial pieties, and no queen is the greatest?" Are your plump breasts and buttocks intended to be used as decorations? You're getting old, what should you do if you don't get fertile in the future? ”

"What do you mean by being old?" Bai Xiayuan had a dark face and snorted, "Anyway, I won't have children." ”

"I'm really angry...... Wu Ming was so angry that he shouted: "If I don't teach you a lesson today, it seems that you won't learn to be good." ”

Wu Ming hugged Bai Xiayuan to his lap, directly lifted her bathrobe, and slapped her round and plump buttocks, snapping and banging, trembling, trembling and ......

Bai Xiayuan covered his buttocks and screamed aggrievedly: "You really beat me? You scoundrel, I'll fight with you......"

The two people who are in their sixties together are pinching up again, the husband and wife are the same forest birds, they have nothing to do, you punch, I kick, the two of them scuffled on the bed, one specializes in spanking, and the other specializes in K face......

Hearing the movement from upstairs, a group of people watching TV downstairs were collectively dumbfounded, Xiao Bie Sheng was newly married, but how could this movement be like demolishing a house? It's a bit too intense, isn't it? Ye Li's eyebrows showed a hint of envy, and she hurriedly pulled her back to the room.

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"Woman, your pectoralis major muscles are exposed."

"Ah......h

Bai Xiayuan, who was sitting at the head of the bed, screamed, hurriedly closed the bathrobe to cover the spring light, snorted heavily, Wu Ming, who was sitting at the end of the bed, touched the corner of his painful mouth, and scolded with a smile: "Tell me, why do you refuse to have children?" ”

After being angry for a while, Bai Xiayuan said in a sullen voice: "I once swore to Anameasu that I would never have children. ”

"Why?"

Bai Xiayuan said quietly: "My sister entrusted San Lang to me to take care of before she died, and in order to teach San Lang wholeheartedly, I swore not to have children, and besides, I don't want that man's child." ”

"It's not that you want to have a child with someone else, but you want to have a child with me, haven't you ever thought about helping me have a child?"

Bai Xia didn't dare to face Wu Ming's eager gaze, lowered his head and squeaked, "I...... I do not know. ”

Wu Ming smiled slightly, and taught earnestly: "A woman is perfect only if she has given birth to a child, isn't it good to have a child who looks like you or me?" ”

"Wu Mingjun, don't force me, okay?"

"If God gives us the child again, don't beat it again, okay?"

"Won't get pregnant again!" Bai Xiayuan showed a mysterious expression, bent down and pulled out a cardboard box from under the bed, and said calmly: "I bought a box of Durex." ”

I rub! Do you want to open your doors for business? Wu Ming's words came to his mouth and swallowed back, and said sarcastically: "Are you going to learn from me to do wholesale?" Beware of the police arresting you! ”

Thinking of the events of the day, Bai Xiayuan sneered, and then asked shyly, "What kind of flavor do you like?" ”

Wu Ming smiled and said evilly: "Woman, this question should be asked to yourself, right?" ”

"Badass!"

"I wonder if it smells of salted fish?"

"I'll kill you!"

After the two laughed for a while, Wu Ming once again hugged the half-pushed and half-pushed Bai Xiayuan into his arms, and the corners of his mouth curled up with an evil arc, if a man wants to make a woman pregnant, even a car of condoms can't stop it, just a needle can solve the problem.

Boom! Boom!

The sound of the bed hitting the wall came to his ears, and he was making out and warming, Wu Ming, who was in love, and Bai Xiayuan parted with an embarrassed face, the cat and mouse next door were too crazy, right? The gopher still has a plaster on its legs, so it shouldn't be suitable for such strenuous exercise, right?

Of course, they use cucumbers, it doesn't matter if they are a little violent, anyway, it is the hands that are tired, not the legs, Wu Ming showed a thoughtful expression, I don't know what to do with the cucumbers used by cats and mice? You won't use it for pickling, right?

"Woman, let me love you well, okay?"

Bai Xiayuan's cheeks were dyed red, and he said timidly: "Can you turn off the lights first?" ”

Wu Ming pouted and said, "Don't you know that men are sensory animals?" When the lights are turned off, it's the same for any woman. ”

"Is it okay to turn on the bedside lamp?"

"Okay!" As soon as the lights dimmed, Wu Ming patted Bai Xiayuan's shoulder and urged: "Hurry up and take off your yukata and underwear, turn around and pout your ass and lie down." ”

Bai Xiayuan grabbed the placket of his clothes with both hands, and said weakly: "Wu Mingjun, I think this posture is so light!" ”

Wu Ming said matter-of-factly: "How could it be? All the women of the good family use this position, and only the more relaxed women use the posture of men and women. ”

Oriental women are always more obedient to their men, Wu Ming just said a few words casually, Bai Xiayuan compromised, she only has one man, what her man says, even if her man says that the crow is white, she will admit that the crow is white with a clear conscience.

But isn't dog-like posture really not evil at all?

Due to nature, men always like to compete, like to compare, two men across the wall are more energetic, I insist, I insist, I insist on insisting and insisting, their persistence has won the praise of women, but it is their own disadvantage.

In the middle of the night, Wu Ming was lying on the bed with the exhausted Bai Xiayuan on his back, he was so tired that he couldn't lift his hands, and when he heard that there was no movement next door, he showed a smug smile like the end of a strong crossbow, damn stinky rat, dare to fight birds with his brother, the cucumber is finally broken, right?