At nine o'clock in the morning, two lazy men sat under the tree to eat breakfast, and there was a power outage, and the reason for the power outage made people cry and laugh, there was a strange steal of the large transformer in the villa community, and this time the electricity may be stopped until the day is angry.

Stealing wires and cables is seen a lot, stealing transformers is indeed rare, which not only requires a certain amount of technology, but also requires a certain amount of manpower and material resources, the question is how to sell this thing? Those who dare to collect stolen goods must have let the door slip through.

"Zero! What do you think about this? ”

"I think there's going to be something wrong with this."

"What's the matter?"

"Someone is crazy poor."

“…………”

After chatting for a while, the two refilled a glass of milk, and then stood up in unison, holding the old waist with their hands and twisting them, all of them looked like they had back pain.

"Huh!" Wu Ming was surprised: "You kid also has back pain?" ”

The gopher wondered, "I can't have a backache?" ”

"You should have sore hands, right?"

"Why do I have sore hands?"

Wu Ming touched the gopher with his elbow, and quipped, "Do you still need to ask?" Are you just a bystander? ”

A sentence woke up the dreamer, the gopher rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "I have already replaced a brand new one." ”

Wu Ming's eyes widened: "Brand new? Can it be used? ”

"Of course!"

At this moment, the women's gang led by Bai Xiayuan came back from outside, they seemed to have just come back from running, and the three sweaty women came to the shade of the tree and continued to practice the bamboo sword, and their energy seemed to be extremely vigorous, and they might not be able to catch their breath when they went up the mountain to fight tigers.

The two men sighed, their women were clearly screaming last night, 'No, I'm going to die', but in the morning they were able to get up a hundred times more energetically for physical exercise, and sure enough, there will only be tired cattle in the world, and there will never be rotten land.

"How? What do you think? Wu Ming asked with great interest: "Where did the new guy change?" What about the features? ”

"Germany changed!" The gopher cloud said lightly: "It's just a little bigger, and the start is a little slow, but the battery life is good." ”

It's too big? Wu Ming felt as if there was a cold wind blowing in the dark, extremely bleak......

The gopher continued to add fuel to the fire: "What a trouble! It always feels a little awkward to wear swim trunks. ”

"Don't be awkward your sister!" Wu Ming erupted and said indignantly: "Are you showing off in disguise? ”

The two eavesdropping women thought at first that their man was talking about a new sports car, but now they realized that the man was talking about the battery in the crotch of his pants, and they secretly spat at the same time, how could two faceless bastards talk about this kind of topic, it was really shameless.

"Lend me my phone."

"Whatever!"

The gopher picked up the mobile phone that Wu Ming put on the table, after the phone was connected, he said a few words mysteriously, speaking the dialect of a small West Asian country that he only understood.

Wu Ming was dumbfounded for two seconds, then scolded: "Damn! Why did you lose my phone? ”

"Uh......" The gopher also froze for two seconds, then scratched his head and said with a dry smile: "Sorry, I'm used to it." ”

Whether it's calling or texting, it won't take more than a minute, each mobile phone is only used once, and it is thrown away directly when it is used up, obviously it is just a grave digger, but it looks like a spy, Wu Ming reluctantly got up and walked to the pool.

Ding Zhenyuan raised fish in the pool and put in feed, the water was very turbid, there was no way to see the mobile phone at the bottom of the pool, Wu Ming frowned, the mobile phone was fearless, Guan Jian is the phone number in the card, and it is a very troublesome thing to replace the card and retrieve the number.

Wu Ming glanced at a few women under the tree, his eyes rolled and he said leisurely: "Whoever helps me scoop up the mobile phone, the reward is one hundred yuan." ”

"I ...... I'll help you fish ......" Ding Zhenyuan hurriedly raised her little hand, like a puppy that saw meat and bones, and trotted to Wu Ming's side, and said excitedly: "I'll help you pick it up right away." ”

Greedy for cheap money! Bai Xiayuan and Ye Limei shook their heads with a smile, while Wu Ming showed a treacherous expression, as long as there is a meat bag in his hand, he can always attract dogs, and the foodie really took the bait.

Ding Zhenyuan got into the pool, only waded a few steps, suddenly the soles of her feet slipped, and she sat directly in the water, probably too nervous, she seemed to have forgotten to stand up, and drank water while fluttering......

The water depth is only about one meter two, and it is difficult to drown a landlubber at such a depth, but it is more than enough to drown Ding Zhenyuan......

Wu Ming stopped her waist and carried Ding Zhenyuan to the shore of the pool, let her lie down on her back, and after coughing a few times, she vomited a little water, and then whimpered and cried......

"You idiot! You can drown so shallowly, it's really convincing you. ”

Ding Zhenyuan said aggrievedly: "Sister Da is not stupid, I ...... I had cramps in my feet. ”

"Cramps?" Wu Ming touched his chin and muttered: "Cramps may cause convulsions, and then cause heart paralysis, I think it is necessary to do artificial respiration on you, lie down quickly......"

Wu Ming pressed Ding Zhenyuan's shoulders, and just wanted to lean down, but found that the sky was overcast all of a sudden? It turned out to be a figure covering the sky and the sun blocking the sun, and feeling the extremely strong murderous aura behind him, Wu Ming's hair on his courage was instantly gone.

"Oops, I'm so confused, cramps should have been rubbed first."

"Get out of here!" Bai Xiayuan pulled away Wu Ming with a dark face, and snorted coldly: "It's all your fault, stay and go." ”

"Ahem! I'm going to fish for my mobile phone......" Wu Ming laughed dryly, returned to the pool in a gray manner, and continued to fight for the great cause of fishing for mobile phones.

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The store was closed for more than two months, and there were cobwebs in it, and the elephant and others cleaned and tidyed up all day, and when they got home, it was almost five o'clock, and they heard a movement in the kitchen, and they walked in together, and then saw two women in a hurry......

The kitchen was in a mess, there were already seven or eight ready-made dishes on the dining room table, exuding a strange smell, and the faces of several men changed in unison, it's over! Tonight's chef doesn't seem to be Ding Zhenyuan, and the two women in front of her don't seem to be very reliable?

"You're back?"

"Why are you cooking?"

"Derpy is sick, and we'll cook for her."

"There may be no electricity at night, go and call Wu Ming and Derpy to ......" Bai Xiayuan turned his head, showed a virtuous smile, and said loudly: "We're ready to eat." ”

Ready to eat? Probably preparing for a disaster, right? I wonder if I can see the sun tomorrow after eating? The corners of the elephant's mouth twitched slightly.

At this moment, Wu Ming happened to walk into the dining room, walked to the dining table, picked up a piece of meat with his hand and put it in his mouth, only chewed it twice and spit it out, and scolded: "Who the cooked this dish?" ”

Bai Xiayuan turned around and walked from the kitchen to the dining room, waved the spatula, and said fiercely: "I cooked it, how about it?" ”

Wu Ming immediately gave a thumbs up and praised: "It's so delicious!" ”

Bai Xiayuan showed a little smugness, and said happily: "Then you wait for you to eat more!" ”

Sycophants, see how you die! Elephants and others covered their mouths and snickered.

Wu Ming coughed lightly twice, and said quietly: "My boss called just now, saying that he wanted to pick up the wind and wash the dust for me, invite me out to eat, and you can eat slowly by yourself!" ”

"Stop!" Bai Xiayuan stopped Wu Ming, who turned around and wanted to slip away, and said in a dark way: "Your mobile phone fell into the water today, how did you get the call?" ”

“…………”

Ye Limei walked into the dining room with a plate of dishes and greeted, "What are you doing here?" Go and call Derpy to start their meal. ”

Soon, everyone gathered in the dining room.

Several Christians prayed longer than usual before meals, doctors and others were eager to memorize the entire Bible, and their prayer today was not to thank God for his blessings, but to ask God for blessings and savings.

It's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided, this is a piece of people's mind, even if it's unpalatable, you can't refuse, but after only eating the first bite, everyone stopped forking chopsticks, and the expressions on their faces were stranger than the other.

I thought that the dishes made by my fingers were unpalatable enough, but I didn't expect that there were people who could make them even more unpalatable than her, and the elephants and others couldn't help but sigh, their fingers could make excellent ingredients that even dogs didn't eat, and tonight's chefs were even more fierce, and the dishes they made were ......

I don't know if it's a coincidence, as soon as the meal time came, the little black dog walked to his own plate in the dining room with his little tail, looked at the meat on the plate, and suddenly left with his tail wagging again, without smelling it.

Bai Xiayuan, who was the head chef, was devastated and muttered, "It seems to be really unpalatable? Why don't we go out to eat? ”

Wu Ming shook his head and said with a faint smile: "No need, just eat these, this is your intention after all." ”

The gopher shrugged his shoulders and chuckled, "When we were kids, we used to eat foods that were more unpalatable than these. ”

"Don't talk nonsense!" Wu Ming scolded and said in a deep voice: "When have we ever eaten something more unpalatable than this?" ”

“…………”

Although the words were beautiful, Wu Ming and the others only ate a few bites, as long as they received the hearts of others, they didn't really have to joke about their own lives, having a healthy large intestine was the king.

After eating instant noodles, Wu Ming and Bai Xiayuan took the little black dog out for a walk, due to the power outage, there were several times more people walking than usual, and most of them were with dogs, Wu Ming untied the dog chain and let the little black dog play with other people's dogs.

From love at first sight to opening the house**, the time for people to take a little longer, and the dog only needs a minute, the little black dog and a small white dog just bark at each other and hook up, the little black dog stands still obediently, the white small dog forelimbs on its back, excited to stir up, the frequency is extremely fast......

Their posture is reminiscent...... Bai Xiayuan's pretty face began to turn red, getting redder and redder, and finally it was so red that it almost dripped blood, Wu Ming also looked uncomfortable, and secretly complained in his heart, damn dog men and women, wouldn't they use other postures? For example, Guanyin sitting on a lotus?

The two puppies were quickly finished, and their owner stepped forward with a little embarrassment, and when the two looked at each other, they were all taken aback.

"How are you?"

"Is this your dog?"

It's really fateful to come thousands of miles to mate! The owner of the little white dog was actually cold, Wu Ming secretly showed a wry smile, living in the same villa area, sooner or later one day will bump into it, but I didn't expect it to come so quickly.

Bai Xiayuan saw Leng Bingbing, and Leng Bingbing also saw her......