In the kitchen of the shrimp family, Ji Ruomin is like a happy bird.

is already a righteous wife, and her mood and identity are not the same, Ji Ruomin not only showed two hands, but a full nine hands, to be exact, eight dishes and one soup.

Looking at the table full of sumptuous dishes, Xu Xia swallowed his saliva and said, "Do you want to commemorate it?" Make such a big table of dishes. It seems that I am really blessed to have met a good wife who knows both memorial and good cooking. ”

Ji Ruomin said angrily: "That's, who am I, Ji Ruomin?" That's a dignified former SPC top card! Not only can you get out of the hall and enter the kitchen, but you can also go to the battlefield. When you meet me, you little stinky shrimp, let's have fun! ”

Xu Shrimp asked knowingly, "What?" What PC? ”

Ji Ruomin said impatiently: "Alas, I don't know this, it's too lonely and unheard, it's an SPC." He scratched his finger on the table with a thoughtful gesture: "The full name is the special police of the Special Police Academy of the Chinese Armed Police, referred to as the Chinese special police, and it is the most powerful special police in the country." I'm in the SWAT team now, and that's the difference between a fly and an elephant. ”

The police flower is particularly good at using animals to scold people or make analogies, Xu Shrimp couldn't help but say: "You said that food factory? You didn't learn how to cook there, did you? ”

Ji Ruomin estimated that he was inquiring with Qiao Yueyue, but he didn't care, and arched him with his elbow: "Then do you know how much merit I have made in the army for ten years and two years in the public security?" That's ...... whole thing."

Xu Shrimp interrupted with a smile: "You wait for a while, your glorious history, I'll listen to it slowly in the future, and ask you something critical first." ”

Ji Ruomin's proudest content in his life was interrupted, and he said unhappily: "I am now letting you fully understand me, what could be more crucial than this?" ”

Xu Shrimp coughed and said, "Just what you just said, that one can get out of the hall, enter the kitchen, and go to the battlefield or something, that one who goes to the battlefield is for you to change, right?" What is it? ”

Ji Ruomin's face turned red and pinched him hard: "If you want to die, ask people this kind of question?" Big pervert. ”

Xu Shrimp smiled, hid and came back: "Wife, that, in fact, I just want to ask you ......"

Ji Ruomin stretched out a finger to stop him: "You listen to me, when there are two people in this word, you can call it if you want, anyway, it's not strange for you stinky scoundrel to spit out anything, and I can't stop it." But there is a third party present, if you dare to call it that, I can't get off the stage, you know what the consequences are, don't say I didn't remind you. ”

Xu Xia nodded repeatedly: "No problem, no problem." I just want to ask you, during your examination, between us this and this ......"

Afraid of accidentally angering the tigress, he pondered for a long time before saying, "I mean, can we have something else, more friendly, more intimate besides respecting each other?" His eyes lit up, and he explained cautiously while using his right thumb and index finger to make the "most intimate" appearance.

Ji Ruomin's face was swollen and red, her chest rose and fell, and she said angrily: "Stinky rascal, you have finally revealed your true colors, don't say that I didn't warn you, without my permission, you dare to touch my finger, even if it's just a finger, I ......"

Xu Shrimp cut off angrily: "You beat me back to my original form with one finger." Okay, right? You can't change it to something fresh. ”

Ji Ruomin couldn't help but smile, and said solemnly: "It was originally true." I'll tell you the truth, how I think you're a liar who messes around with flowers and grass, this is the most uneasy thing about you, and it's also the most important thing I'm examining. A person like you who has been in trouble for a long time will definitely not be able to stand the exposure after a long time, and that is when I kick you. Only if you can truly endure loneliness and keep your innocence, will I formally consider accepting you. ”

Ji Ruomin's move is ruthless enough, and it hits his weakness. Xu Shrimp said deflatedly: "Okay, okay, can't I keep it?" It's a big deal, I'll use another trick you taught me. ”

Ji Ruomin said curiously: "What is another trick?" What did I teach you? ”

Xu Xia couldn't help but say, "Of course it's the right hand, didn't you let me learn it?" ”

Ji Ruomin opened his mouth and eyes in an exaggerated manner, and pushed with both hands: "You big rascal, you really want to die for such a shameful question?" ”

Xu Shrimp smiled: "You understand everything, you are the big hooligan." ”

Ji Ruomin was annoyed and angry, jumped up and prepared to commit violence: "You scoundrel, see that I don't ......"

Xu Shrimp hurriedly begged for mercy: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, count me wrong, the dishes are almost cold, hurry up and feed me, and hurry up to hang the bottle after eating." ”

Ji Ruomin saw that he was injured, and finally let him go, sat down angrily, scooped up a spoonful of fish soup and handed it to his mouth: "Open your mouth!" ”

Ji Ruomin said this famous sentence for the first time as a fierce wife. Xu Xia obediently opened his mouth and once again realized the beauty of this sentence. This is simply Ji Ruomin's most representative sentence, not only brutal to well-behaved, but also fierce to silver, reaching the highest level of gentleness.

Xu Xia couldn't help but imagine, what kind of wonderful scene it would be to conquer this great beauty and say the same thing to her again?

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Ji Ruomin's ability is not in vain, it is not ordinary and capable, it is simply idle. After eating, I put the shrimp on the bed and put a hanging bottle, then rolled up my arms and sleeves and started to do it, first brushed the dishes and chopsticks, then cleaned up the room, and then ran to wash the clothes.

Xu Shrimp was bored with hanging bottles, and wanted her to accompany her to talk, but she was ruthlessly refused, on the grounds that the situation is different now, and she can't sit still when she looks at the dirty things, and she must clean it all up to feel at ease.

Xu Xia was helpless, so he had to watch the film with a notebook while playing the hanging bottle, while Ji Ruomin was washing clothes in the bathroom.

The two of them went their own way, and suddenly there was a crisp doorbell from the outer door.

Ji Ruomin wiped off the foam on his hands and went out to open the door.

The door opened, revealing Lin An'an's beautiful and bright face, long hair similar to Ji Ruomin's waterfall, but the difference was that he was dressed in snow-white clothes.

As soon as the two girls met, Lin Anan pretended to be surprised and said, "Yo! It wasn't that day...... Hey! How did you end up here? ”

Ji Ruomin was very satisfied with Lin An'an's surprise, as if he had won a big battle quietly, and said coldly and arrogantly: "What are you talking about?" ”

Lin Anan was really surprised now, not surprised by Ji Ruomin's attitude, but surprised by the speed at which she entered the role, and even foamed: "I called him and didn't turn it on, come and see, can you let me in?" ”

Ji Ruomin's face was full of arrogance and sourness, and he leaned down slightly: "Come in." ”

Ji Ruomin was originally blocked in front of the door, but now he only turned sideways, which is equivalent to leaving only half of the space. If Lin Anan wants to enter the room, he can only crappy in sideways, and it is inevitable that he will face Ji Ruomin face to face, and it is even more inevitable that his eyes will go off. Maybe Ji Ruomin wanted to take advantage of entering the door to give Lin An a dismount.

Lin Anan is so shrewd, how can he be fooled by her? With a smile, he turned his back and pointed his butt at Ji Ruomin, leaving the back of his head to Ji Ruomin's eyes sharpening his knife. It may not be polite, but it's better than getting a slap in the face of each other.

Lin Anan turned his back to Ji Ruomin, slowly went in, and slowly changed his shoes at the door.

Ji Ruomin's goal was not achieved, he was a little bored, and he was too lazy to wait, so he simply went in first.

Entering the bedroom, he said to Xiao Shrimp in an unhappy voice: "Your airport is here." ”

Xu Shrimp smiled bitterly: "Let her in." Before I went to look for you, I deliberately turned off my phone, she should have called me and couldn't get through. ”

He only listened to the conversation between the two at the door, but he could guess that Lin Anan couldn't get through to his mobile phone, and he couldn't wait, so he ran directly to see the movement.

Ji Ruomin stood aside with cold eyes, ready to take the opportunity to observe the two.

As soon as Lin Anan entered the bedroom, he rushed to the side of the bed with an exaggerated sound, and said anxiously: "How did you do it?" Little shrimp, how did it become like this? He raised his voice and said, "Which immoral thing did it?" It's too damaging, don't you stab me in the eye with a bamboo pole! ”

Ji Ruomin has heard similar words at least twice, but this time it was the most harsh, not only because this person was Lin An'an, but also because of the sentence "bamboo pole pokes her eyes", she was jealous and extremely angry.

Xu Shrimp couldn't laugh anymore, so he had to continue to fall and get injured: "I didn't do it by others, I fell it myself." ”

Lin Anan glanced at Ji Ruomin quickly, and said in a strange manner: "Yes, then you are quite good at falling?" Where is it not good to fall, but you have to fall on your face? People don't hit people in the face, don't you look for yourself? ”

Ji Ruomin rolled his eyes when he heard it, he had never heard such a damaging word, but he couldn't have a seizure, so he pulled his face and prepared to go out and continue to wash his clothes, not to be affected by this wretchedness.

Lin An'an came up with a secret gun and arrow, although he took the opportunity to fight for him, Xu Xia still felt a little too much, especially for a person with a surname like Ji Ruomin.

Busy introducing the two sides: "Ruomin, this is An An, you saw it at the airport last time." Let me formally introduce again, Lin An'an, my college classmate, one year older than me, an old friend, is now the general manager of Yurong cosmetics chain store. ”

He also introduced Ji Ruomin: "An An, this is Ji Ruomin, the captain of the first brigade of the municipal special police detachment, the former SPC top female special policeman, has been in the military police system for more than ten years, shed blood and sweat for the country and the people, and made countless meritorious contributions. Then it was time to introduce the examination period, and he said awkwardly: "Now between us, I listen to her for everything." ”

Ji Ruomin was very satisfied with Xiao Shrimp's introduction, and smiled triumphantly, especially the sentence "Listen to her for everything", regained a lot of face, and became arrogant again.

Lin Anan almost didn't laugh, and cooperated with the initiative to stretch out his right hand: "Hello, Captain Ji, I am fortunate to be there." Captain Ji is so young and beautiful, he can become the captain, and sure enough, he is well commanded inside and outside the house, when will he teach me? ”

Ji Ruomin finally gave Xiao Shrimp a little face, held her fingertips and pinched it gently: "Where, let Mr. Lin smile." ”

Lin Anan said: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, just call me An'an." ”

Ji Ruomin nodded, and finally showed kindness: "You talk, I still have a few clothes that haven't been washed." He warned the shrimp with his eyes and went haughtily.

The strongest special police officer in China, who is invincible and invincible, is the number one who can say everything at home, and actually runs to wash clothes in this way.

As soon as Ji Ruomin went out with his front foot, Lin Anan and Xiao Shrimp looked at each other, and they couldn't hold back their laughter, but fortunately they didn't laugh out loud.

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Thanks to yzb5566, Lost and Archer, two old friends, for their tips and comments.