Ji Ruomin was spanked, Xu Shrimp was spanked, and the two returned home as they wished.

The car was brisk, Xu Shrimp was facing the wind by the window, surrounded by a beautiful wife who was shy and flamboyant, and her heart was constantly surging, and the ups and downs were all happiness, happiness, happiness, and even more bubbling happiness.

He once thought that the previous seven years were a waste of life, but now, he understands the true meaning of those seven years. People always have to grow, growth always has to pay a price, if there is no seven young mad wandering, how can you appreciate the preciousness of happiness today? He thought of Xiao Du's poem: The dream of Yangzhou once in ten years won the name of Qinglou Bo Xing. He felt that this was also a portrayal of his seven-year life, but the name Xu Xishuai should be swept into the garbage heap of his life history from now on.

Xu Shrimp Hu sighed with emotion, and looked at the people around him: "Ruomin, if I tell you that this is my first real love, do you believe it?" ”

Ji Ruomin snorted coldly from his nose: "I believe it for the first time today." ”

Xu Shrimp shook his head and sighed: "I knew you wouldn't believe it, but it doesn't matter, you will believe it sooner or later." ”

Ji Ruomin glanced at him and said, "Maybe." But I'm more interested in your relationships that aren't 'really', can you tell me about that? ”

Xu Xia thought of Lin An'an's admonition, and asked with a smile: "You don't really want to pull out my past things and fight again, do you?" ”

Ji Ruomin raised his little neck and said: "Forget it today, I'm not interested in it just after fighting, and when my hands itch one day, you can talk to me well, and I will satisfy you then." ”

Xu Shrimp looked like a sadist when he heard this, and Khan said, "You won't really be addicted, will you?" ”

Ji Ruomin said triumphantly: "Originally, I was still very angry when I was called a hun by you, but when I heard your explanation, I felt that the word "wife" was still very angry with me, so if you want, be fierce." ”

It's over, and it gives people psychological hints, Xu Shrimp has a feeling of self-inflicted.

Ji Ruomin raised his voice and laughed: "Little stinky shrimp, whoever asked you to find me, just accept your fate!" ”

In the midst of laughter, the big Chevrolet roared like an unstoppable lion, breaking through the road.

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A bell rang, and the two walked out of the elevator on the twelfth floor hand in hand, looking at each other for a while. The corridor is empty, there is not even a single vegetable hair left, what do the two of them eat when they go home?

Ji Ruomin couldn't cry and laughed: "Didn't you say that no one would pick it up, what should I do now?" ”

Xu Shrimp smiled bitterly: "I also think it's strange, there are four on one floor, and the other two work during the day, isn't it ......?"

With a loud sound, the door next door opened, revealing Sister Qin's frightened old face, and timidly squeezed a vegetable bag from the door to the outside: "I have picked up all your dishes for you, the corridor has been cleaned up, and the broken dishes have been thrown away, so I will return it to you now." ”

The two looked at each other and almost laughed.

Xu Xianqiang suppressed his laughter and said apologetically: "Sister Qin, I'm sorry, I was too excited at that time, I frightened you, I apologize to you, and thank you for helping us pick up the dishes." ”

Sister Qin was full of resentment and said, "What are you called excited? It's crazy! Throw everything away, and take the live fish out with you? and scolded all the unpleasant words. The eldest sister is so old, this old arm and legs, the heart is not good, how can I stand you this? The place where you smashed it still hurts. ”

The two wanted to laugh again, but for the sake of the kind-hearted Sister Qin, they held back and endured it extremely uncomfortable.

Xu Xia showed sincerity and said, "Sister Qin, why don't I get you some money, and you can go to the hospital to have a look?" ”

Sister Qin reluctantly waved her hand: "Forget it, the neighbor lives in the road, and it's not a big deal, you should pay attention in the future, just don't be crazy again." ”

Ji Ruomin served the prerequisite, and apologized by the way, but looking at Sister Qin in front of her, her beautiful eyes turned, and she suddenly turned around and glanced at Xiao Shrimp.

Xu Xia immediately understood, and couldn't help but smile bitterly and shake his head. This big vinegar jar really doesn't fall to the ground without seeing the coffin.

Ji Ruomin smiled sweetly: "Sister Qin, you said that he takes the girl home every day, how many do you bring in total?" ”

Sister Qin learned to be obedient this time, glanced at Xiao Shrimp, and said with a tense old face: "I didn't say anything, I don't know anything." ”

Xu Xia reassured her: "Sister Qin, it's okay, she is my wife, we have reconciled, you can say whatever you want." ”

Ji Ruomin turned his head and glared viciously, as if to say, stinky scoundrel, don't want to make trouble!

Sister Qin was so surprised that she swallowed and spat out: "It's all your daughter-in-law, so how can you talk nonsense?" ”

Xu Xia said angrily and funny: "I have explained it to her, she wants to confirm with you again, if you don't say it, she will think that I lied to her, and she has to be angry, and we still have to fight, so you should do me a favor." ”

Ji Ruomin was satisfied, smiled and threw a wink, meaning to say, little stinky shrimp, count you as acquaintances.

The old lady loves to talk, and Sister Qin has been hooked up and wants to say it, but in view of the madness of Xiao Shrimp before, she is still a little bold, and she stretches her neck and says: "Then the eldest sister really said it, but you asked me to say it this time?" ”

Xu Shrimp waved his hand and said, "Say it, say it, hurry up, let's go home after speaking." ”

Sister Qin was encouraged, and her eyes lit up and said, "Two, specify two!" Don't look at the eldest sister's age, but her eyes are good, she can see really brightly, and the two of them are not alone! ”

Ji Ruomin got a satisfactory answer, sincerely thanked the eldest sister, and went home with Xiao Shrimp.

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As soon as they entered the house, the two of them laughed in unison, laughing so much that their stomachs hurt and they both fell on the sofa laughing.

Ji Ruomin held up a big red face, crawled to Xiao Shrimp and said, "Little stinky shrimp, I just remembered, are you embarrassed to say that I have a bad temper?" You scold people no worse than me. Seeing that the old lady scolded her, she was about to have a heart attack, and she was ...... Also to people...... Throw live fish! He laughed so hard that he couldn't speak.

Xu Xiqi said: "Did you hear it all?" Aren't they all gone? ”

Ji Ruomin breathlessly said: "Fool, I walked the stairs, you scolded so loudly, and you also ping-pong and threw things at people, can I not hear it?" ”

Xu Xia turned around suddenly, and said in surprise: "You heard me make such a big fire, didn't you expect me to be wronged?" Didn't you want to come back to me? ”

Ji Ruomin rolled his eyes, pursed his mouth and said, "I'm gone, why do I still look for you?" It's you chasing me, not me chasing you. ”

Xu Xia said unwillingly: "Then aren't you afraid that I didn't go to you, and we will break it off so stubbornly?" ”

Ji Ruomin pursed his lips and smiled, not speaking, but obviously with a smug look.

Xu Shrimp was surprised, and urged anxiously: "Tell me quickly, what kind of medicine is sold in the gourd?" ”

Ji Ruomin poked him on the forehead beautifully: "Little fool, are you really stupid to say that you are stupid?" You still have the car keys in my hand, just because you stinky scoundrel, you have such a good excuse, can you still come? It's good that you're late. ”

Xu Shrimp suddenly said: "Damn! I've been in a hurry for a long time, and you're waiting for me without fear? ”

Ji Ruomin exaggerated: "Then what do you think? ”

Xu Shrimp said cheekily: "Then according to this, I am chasing you in the open, but you are actually chasing me in the dark?" ”

Ji Ruomin said calmly: "Don't be stinky and beautiful, I'll tease you." I'm almost so angry with you that I want to strangle you, how can I think of any car keys? I just came back on the way back and remembered that you urged me to pick up the car in the morning, and I suddenly thought of it. ”

Xu Shrimp palpitated and said, "Anyway, you should pay attention to your temper in the future." It's not that you don't lose your temper, but you also have to divide something, just like today, I was scolded by you and repaid, if you really didn't catch up with me later, I was heartbroken by you, even if I had the car key, it would be useless. ”

Ji Ruomin raised his eyebrows and said, "Then what can be done?" That's how I am. I'm all angry with your disgusting things, you're done venting with an old lady next door, and I haven't been angry yet, who are you scolding if you don't scold? ”

Xu Xia's heart moved, and he said tentatively: "Then I will really make some mistakes in the future, and let you scold you, okay?" ”

Ji Ruomin pouted and said mischievously: "Why are you getting more and more stupid the more you talk?" I almost didn't scold you away this time, I was almost scared to death, how dare I scold again? ”

The conversation changed: "In the future, you have to do it directly." People like you, if you don't hurt you and are scared, can you be honest? ”

Xu Shrimp snorted and said in discouragement: "It's really over now!" You, Captain Ji, have become a fierce wife from the inside out, from thought to action, and I can't beat you, I really haven't run away. ”

Ji Ruomin jumped high happily and said: "That's what you asked for!" ”

Xu Shrimp looked at the big silly girl who was happy to bloom, and she was so happy that she wanted to cry without tears.

Ji Ruomin became more and more happy, took off his coat and threw it on the sofa, and coaxed: "Okay, you stay honest first, and your wife will show you your hands well today." ”

The wife carried the vegetable bag and walked into the kitchen proudly.

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Thanks to the three brothers who ravaged is a virtue, Long Fei Jiutian 1988, and Egg Yolk and Egg White for their many tips and tickets.