I'm not afraid that my work performance is not outstanding, I'm afraid of a herniated lumbar disc, it doesn't matter what I have, I'm afraid of getting sick, Zhuge Dachang was only hospitalized for fifteen days, and it cost 13,000, fortunately it didn't hurt my muscles and bones, otherwise the cost might have doubled.

After half a month of careful fertilization and nursing, the new meat on Zhuge Dachang's leg grew gratifyingly, the wound has basically healed, as long as he changes two or three more times the medicine can be cured, early in the morning, he received a notice from the doctor, saying that he can be discharged.

Zhuge Dachang was hospitalized with an injury, not a sick hospital, and he was not a repeat customer, so he was slaughtered before leaving, and when Wu Ming helped him be discharged from the hospital, the nurse was accompanying him to do a comprehensive physical examination.

The examination is called a detailed examination, even the male function is checked, after the examination of Xiao Ding, the doctor gave him a very serious suggestion, in order to have a more harmonious and happy intercourse, it is recommended that he should be circumcised, Zhuge Dachang almost turned his face and lifted the table.

When I came to the internal medicine department, I heard that he often had diarrhea, and the internist guessed that there might be something wrong with the appendix, and the indirect radiation affected the digestive function, and the doctor recommended cutting the cecum to eliminate the aftermath.

Cut your sister! Although the appendix has no function, it is a piece of flesh on the body, and the parents of the body are affected by the skin, and no one wants to take a part from Lao Tzu, Zhuge Dachang said angrily, whoever dares to use a knife on him will let him settle permanently in the hospital.

The doctor immediately sent sincere wishes, congratulations, you have no major problems with your body and can be discharged from the hospital.

Walking out of the hospital side by side, Wu Ming showed a regretful expression on his face, and sighed: "It's a pity, your medical expenses are fully reimbursed, why don't you stay for a few more days?" ”

"I'm already scared, I'm about to get sick, but ......" Zhuge Dachang rubbed his hands and said in a negative measure: "If you like to be hospitalized, I can help you, say it!" Want hemiplegia or hemiplegia? ”

"Ahem...... Your wounds haven't healed yet, why are you in such a hurry to be discharged? ”

"Cut...... You think I don't know your mind? You just want to take advantage of my hospitalization, so you can find an excuse to be lazy and rest. ”

Wu Ming scratched his head and said with a dry smile: "Our vacation is really too little. ”

"In addition to the doctor, only God knows what I ......know about my discharge, only God knows what I know" Zhuge Dachang showed a treacherous expression, and the thief smiled: "Who would know if we play here for ten days and eight days?" ”

"The big guy really has great wisdom,......" Wu Ming gave a thumbs up and said happily: "Then let's stay for a few days and then go back." ”

The little abacus made by the two soon fell through, and as soon as they returned to the hotel, they received a cold phone call, urging them to return to the company as soon as possible, Wu Ming's face darkened, could it be that chick planted eyeliner here? How else could the information be so well-informed?

I called and booked a ticket to return to Zhonghai in the afternoon, and seeing that there were still a few hours before the boarding time, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were idle, and took a taxi for more than ten kilometers to 'pass by' the massage and beauty salon that sold dog meat with a sheep's head.

There is a magical woman here, she is Wu Ming's unspeakable pain in his heart, fortunately, the unscrupulous friend Zhuge Dachang gave him some guidance, do you want to make her hurt? Want to make her impulsive? Want her to chant aloud? Isn't it over exploding her chrysanthemum?

Why didn't Lao Tzu think of it? Wu Ming was overjoyed when he heard this, the little haze in his heart was swept away, and his mood suddenly brightened.

There is a certain number in the dark, sometimes there must be in life, there is no time in life to ask, the massage and beauty salon is actually closed, only a middle-aged beggar is sitting outside the door, Wu Ming found that his eyes have been lingering in his suit pocket, it seems that his brain is very clear, he immediately stepped forward to inquire about the situation.

"Excuse me, why is this closed?"

The middle-aged beggar showed an unfathomable look in his eyes, and said leisurely: "The wood is beautiful in the forest, the wind will destroy it, the extremes of things will be reversed, and it is inevitable that the prosperity will decline and decay. ”

This is a beggar in the new era who is knowledgeable and educated, Wu Ming smiled secretly, he probably understood, the boss here asked the police to arrest him, and the store may have been sealed, he sighed, took out the change he had just recovered by taxi, and put it into the middle-aged beggar's broken bowl.

Just when Wu Ming turned around and wanted to leave, the middle-aged beggar shouted, "Young man stay!" ”

"What else?"

The middle-aged beggar smiled, didn't say anything, picked up a wooden sign on the ground and shook it, only to see that it read: Each conversation must not be less than fifty yuan!

A cold wind blew, and the corners of Wu Ming's mouth twitched, what an advanced way to charge fees, and besides, this beggar really makes money, he may earn more than a lawyer, so he will do a good deed that day, Wu Ming took out his wallet and took out a hundred-yuan bill and threw it into the bowl.

"Good good...... middle-aged beggar applauded and praised: "It is really a rare young man who knows how to do good deeds and accumulate virtues." ”

Wu Ming touched his nose and said with a smile: "Then I'll go." ”

"Wait......" The middle-aged beggar took out an ancient book from his tattered cotton jacket, handed it to Wu Ming, and continued: "This book is for you." ”

What are the secrets of the books given by the old beggar on TV, Wu Ming curiously took the ancient books in thread and flipped through a few pages, and found that they were all in traditional characters, which looked a bit like that, he shrugged his shoulders and said, "Then thank you for your generous gift!" ”

Wu Ming crossed the road and walked to Zhuge Dachang, who was sitting on the bench of the newsstand, and when he saw him coming back, Zhuge Dachang asked curiously, "What are you talking to about that beggar?" ”

"Brother Pig! If you are given two yuan...... Wu Ming smiled in response to the question: "Can you turn it into a hundred yuan and a thousand yuan?" ”

"I can't do magic!"

"You don't need to do magic, you just need to buy a broken bowl and squat on the side of the road......" Wu Ming shook his head and sighed: "I only know now that beggars make more money than lawyers these days!" ”

"What did the beggar give you?"

Wu Ming picked up the ancient book and patted it in his hand, raised his eyebrows, and said, "I don't know, it may be a martial arts secret!" ”

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Where is the heart, where is the home, after more than two hours on the plane, and a few hours by car, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang returned home after dark, unlike Yizhu, this time they returned home deeply in their hearts, and it was not the person who almost came back, but the soul.

The lights of the villa were on, and the two men walked into the villa, walked into the house, and as soon as they entered the door, they saw the person they wanted to see the most, and their hearts gradually became ambiguous.

Yan Ruyu jumped up in surprise, then showed a bright smile, trotted in front of Wu Ming, and said happily: "Why don't you notify you when you come back?" ”

Wu Ming threw away the small bag in his hand, opened his arms and hugged Yan Ruyu tightly into his arms, smelling the faint fragrance in her hair, this is the smell of home, it feels so good to go home!

"What's wrong with you?"

Wu Ming let go of Yan Ruyu, kissed her heavily on the pretty face, and said lightly: "It's nothing, I just miss you." ”

Yan Ruyu wiped her face, wrinkled her nose cutely, and pouted, "It's really dirty." ”

Feng Wushuang shuddered, and said angrily: "I said you two don't be so sensual, okay, this is a public place, don't treat us as invisible people, okay?" ”

"Wushuang, I brought you a gift!"

Wu Ming used the gift as bait to trick Yan Ruyu back to the room, and the little lamb was already attacked by the big bad wolf before he could react.

After a hot kiss, Yan Ruyu gasped, fanned her long eyelashes, and asked suspiciously, "Do you seem weird today?" Is there something wrong? ”

"It's okay......" Wu Ming pinched Yan Ruyu's plump buttocks a few times, and said with a playful face: "Our little pig's buttocks are still so round!" ”

"Stinky rascal!" Yan Ruyu patted Wu Ming's chest and said coquettishly: "Don't pinch it, it's not dough." ”

"If you don't pinch your ass, where can you pinch it? You've got a lot of butt meat all over your body. ”

"What do you mean, you scoundrel!" Yan Ruyu's ruddy pretty face turned the color of pig liver, and she slapped Wu Ming a few times, and said angrily: "You are really necrotic." ”

Wu Ming gently pushed Yan Ruyu down on the soft big bed, stretched out his fingers to rub her delicate red lips, and said in a hoarse voice: "I really want you now!" ”

"No way!" Yan Ruyu covered her clothes tightly with her hands, obviously very scared, but said with an arrogant face: "If you dare to touch me, I will click you off!" ”

"It's just a thin film, and it won't appreciate if you keep it...... "Wu Ming said with a hippie smile: "Good ha!" Let your brother help you stab it. ”

"What film? That's our woman's chastity ......" Yan Ruyu showed an angry expression, kicked and kicked Wu Ming, and scolded: "If my mother knows that I am not a virgin if I am not married, she will beat me to death." ”

"Now that science and technology are so developed, ...... long" Wu Ming coughed lightly twice and changed his words: "Anyway, even if it is broken, we can still go to the hospital to repair it!" ”

"Before we get married, don't even think about it......" Yan Ruyu snorted, pushed Wu Ming away and sat up, and said angrily: "Big villain!" I'll ignore you. ”

"Then marry me!" Wu Ming's brain was hot, and he blurted out the words of marriage proposal.

Yan Ruyu, who had just wanted to get up and leave, froze, revealing an expression of disbelief, but soon she felt dissatisfied, which was too far from the beautiful marriage proposal picture she imagined, and muttered shyly and timidly: "Villain!" There is no sincerity at all. ”

It's really not very sincere, he seems to have proposed for the sake of the cave house, Wu Ming showed an embarrassed expression, and said with a dry smile: "Then how can I be sincere?" ”

"Think for yourself! A sucker! Yan Ruyu said with a shy face: "You have to ask people about this kind of thing." ”

"Do you want to get a tractor rose and then kneel and propose to you, like in TV?" Wu Ming smiled and said unashamedly: "Anyway, no matter how I ask, you will nod and agree, why are you so troublesome?" ”

"Who says I'm going to say yes?" Yan Ruyu made a grimace, then flew out of the room like a happy bird, and said happily: "Even if I agree, it's useless, you have to pass my parents' level." ”

Wu Ming touched his nose, how could he propose to Yan Xiaozhu? It seems that my mind is really a little hot, and I always feel very awkward to talk about marriage so quickly, but if I don't get married, I won't have a chance to get in the car, which is really distressing!

Is it worth giving up a piece of ocean for the sake of a drop of water?