My brother doesn't smoke cigarettes, my brother smokes loneliness.

Filled with smoke, Wu Ming, who had just finished taking a shower, was leaning on the head of the bed with his pants and spitting out clouds, the smoke was taken with Feng Wushuang, and he had smoked several cigarettes in a row without being addicted to smoking, but he couldn't experience the feeling of fluttering immortals at all.

I actually have insomnia! Wu Ming looked helpless, his heart was like a mess, there were many small knots that could not be solved, at this time, it was not Yan Ruyu lying next to him, but a pillow, the relationship between the pillow and him was still very innocent, and it would be difficult to say after tonight.

In order to prevent Wu Ming's sneak attack, Yan Ruyu refused to share a bed with him.

What an annoyance! Why did my brother say the word of marriage proposal? Although the relationship with Yan Xiaozhu is in the heat of adultery, it seems too early to talk about marriage now.

Marriage is not a matter of two people, it is to bring two families together, will there be conflicts in the future? How to live the days of firewood, rice, oil and salt? Should they be buried together after death? All of this has to be considered.

That's the most important thing in life! Married so many times in his life, he must be cautious when marrying his first wife, and he must not act hastily, Wu Ming spit out a cloud of smoke, tangled.

In the same bed and dream, Yan Ruyu also couldn't sleep because of Wu Ming's marriage proposal, the difference was that she was not annoyed but excited.

She was holding the doll and turning over and over on the bed, laughing from time to time, her eyes were full of happiness, if she knew what Wu Ming was thinking now, she might have rushed out with scissors.

From today on, you are responsible for making money to support your family, and I am responsible for being beautiful as a flower, Yan Ruyu kissed the beautiful sheep doll, her charming big eyes bent into a crescent moon, looking forward to the days ahead, she decided to start learning to cook tomorrow and be a virtuous woman who can enter the kitchen.

At half past two in the morning, Wu Ming, who still couldn't sleep, got up and walked to the window, wanting to follow the example of the ancients and sigh to the moon to see if he could hold back a few quatrains through the ages. He hurriedly closed the window, and his leg hair was almost frozen.

Lying back on the bed, Wu Ming picked up the ancient book given by the middle-aged beggar on the bedside table, he originally thought it was the secret of martial arts in the stall of this pit father, but after opening the cover with blurred handwriting, he realized that it was not, the book was called "Bian Que Shen Fang", which is a medical book that includes various home remedies.

Flat sparrows? I've only heard of the miracle doctor Bian Que, who is this Bian Que? Could it be Bian Que's sister? It seems that it should be right, Wu Ming thought out of context, since it is Bian Que's sister, it must not be a fuel-efficient lamp, look at what kind of magic prescription there is.

Although they are all traditional characters, they can barely be understood, Wu Ming quickly turned to the aphrodisiac chapter, which is the only recipe he is interested in, and it has always been his dream to control the legs of ten women at night.

The first prescription is 'strong pills', Wu Ming twitched twice from the corner of his eyes, the vendors selling fake medicines on the pill flyover have a bottle in their hands, no matter men, women, children, tall, short, fat and thin, it is effective, it is definitely a purging of heaven and anger.

The medicinal materials needed to refine the strong pill are very outrageous, and one of them is a thousand-year-old ginseng, go to your sister's thousand-year-old ginseng, Wu Ming showed a look of disdain, a thousand years have already become a refinement, where can I go to plan?

The second 'aphrodisiac soup' is also outrageous, one of which blindly wants a white tiger whip, tigers are key protected animals these years, not to mention the extremely rare white tiger, if you go to the zoo to castrate a white tiger? may have to dig coal in shackles for a lifetime, Wu Ming felt cold sweat when he thought about it.

Lighting a cigarette, Wu Mingyi turned to the next article 'Shenlong Great Tonic Wine', and when he saw that the medicinal materials were all common poisonous snakes, he suddenly became interested, and after reading it, he felt a little sick to his stomach.

The medicinal herbs are nothing, but the medicine primer 'Geranium's blood makes him unacceptable, isn't the blood of Geranium the one that women come every month? It's disgusting, isn't it?

Little Pig, is the big aunt here? Give my brother two or two drinks! When the time comes, will Yan Xiaozhu kick me to death? Or kick me to death? Wu Ming couldn't help laughing, unaware that the cigarette butt in his mouth fell on his pants......

It wasn't until the cigarette butt burned through the pants that Wu Ming jumped up from the bed with a scream, ripped off his pants and hurriedly ran into the bathroom, and after pouring a scoop of cold water on his second brother, he walked out trembling bare, fortunately, he only hurt his fur, which was really lucky.

At this moment, the door opened with a bang, and Zhuge Dachang broke in, shouting anxiously: "What is your name?" What's wrong? Then he saw the man without his leggings......

"Sangui! In the future, it's good to run naked at home, don't go outside, the impact is not good! ”

Wu Ming covered his crotch and said hurriedly: "Your sister's!" Lao Tzu didn't run naked, but he just happened to be wearing no underwear. ”

"Oh...... It turned out to be sleeping naked? ”

"I didn't sleep naked, oops...... I can't tell you! ”

Wu Ming's explanation was a little pale, but fortunately, only Zhuge Dachang, who got up in the middle of the night to pee, if the two women saw it, they really wanted to die, he showed an expression of wanting to cry without tears, and sighed secretly, smoking is really harmful to the second brother.

Smoking is harmful to the lungs, everyone knows it, and only Wu Ming thinks that smoking is more harmful to the second brother, and this way of thinking is difficult for ordinary people to understand.

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The black dog in the backyard roared, and it was dawn when it was time to dawn!

Wu Ming was woken up by the noisy barking of dogs, he yawned and sat up, although he was still very sleepy, but he had to report to the company today, and he couldn't get up if he didn't want to.

After getting dressed, he heard that the southeast and northwest were still barking, he opened the door and walked out of the balcony, just in time to see a black mass thrown out of the kitchen downstairs, which immediately caused five black dogs to scramble.

Wu Ming went downstairs and walked to the kitchen, and saw Yan Ruyu hurriedly making breakfast, although this little woman couldn't cook, but she could get up so early in order to cook, this heart was precious.

However, in order to destroy the evidence of the crime, she actually threw the boiled things out to feed the dogs, which was really a little cute, Wu Ming showed a smile and greeted: "Morning! ”

"Are you awake?" Yan Ruyu smiled back, and put an omelette on the plate in a panic before answering: "Breakfast is almost ready, you go to the dining room and wait." ”

When three plates of black omelette and ham were served, Wu Ming's face changed a little, Yan Ruyu wiped his hands on the apron, and said with a smile: "Taste my love breakfast!" ”

It's a black-hearted breakfast, right? Wu Ming's face stiffened, and he said astringently: "Of course I will eat the breakfast made by our little pig." ”

"You're going to have to eat it all!" Yan Ruyu said in a coquettish voice, and then turned around and walked to the kitchen, "I also made a cake!" ”

No way? And also? How many things did she have in store? A sentence flashed in Wu Ming's mind, I want you to die three thousand!

Before Wu Ming could start testing the poison himself, Yan Ruyu ran up again, shouting excitedly: "How is it?" What do you think? How about the breakfast I cooked? ”

Wu Ming picked up the water and took a sip of it, and said, "Uh...... Boiling water boils well! Seeing that Yan Ruyu's little face darkened, he hurriedly changed the topic: "By the way, there doesn't seem to be flour at home, right?" What do you make a cake out of? ”

"Miss Ben has her own way......" Yan Ruyu showed a mysterious expression, and she couldn't help it after only a few seconds of remaining mysterious, and said proudly: "I use a soymilk machine to beat instant noodles into powder to make cakes, how about it?" I'm smart, right? ”

Good thing it's not lime powder!

Wu Ming breathed a sigh of relief and boasted: "It's really smart! ”

"Don't say it, my cake is almost ready...... Yan Ruyuxing hurriedly turned around, thought about it and turned his head again, and said with a tiger face: "Hurry up and eat, I will see you finish eating when I come out." ”

"Okay, I'll finish it."

Just when Wu Ming was in dire straits, Zhuge Dachang appeared, which made his eyes light up, and he hurriedly waved his hand and shouted: "Brother Pig! Come here! ”

Seeing Wu Ming's smile was very flattering, Zhuge Dachang had a big alarm bell in his head, there was a conspiracy! He asked defensively, "What are you doing?" ”

Wu Ming asked solemnly, "When am I a brother?" ”

Zhuge Dachang hesitated: "Uh...... It depends! ”

"If you treat me as a brother, come and have breakfast with me!"

Sure enough, nothing good! Looking at the black things on the dining table, Zhuge Dachang immediately turned his head to the side, pretended to move his hands and feet, and said to himself: "The weather is good today, I'll go out to exercise." After saying that, he immediately smeared oil on the soles of his feet.

Depend on! It's unjust! Wu Ming showed a trace of indignation, fantasized the black-hearted breakfast on the plate as a delicacy, forked a string of ham and put it into his mouth, a little sour, a little sweet and a little bitter, the taste was really weird.

Because the fire is rarely turned on, there is no oil at home, Yan Ruyu is ham and eggs fried in juice, and Wu Ming ate it with tears in his eyes.

When he went out to work, Wu Ming still held a square cake in his hand, the cake had a strange metallic luster, and the 'good instant noodle cake' that had not been fermented and baked by yeast was three points harder than a brick, and a bite could break out the front teeth.

If such a pie falls from the sky, it can stone people to death, and if this cake is used to build a building, there may be no tofu scum project.

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang went straight to the business department when they came to the company, and then broke into the manager's office with a menacing attitude. Tea or coffee? ”

Wu Ming took out the 'bricks' and said faintly: "I'm not in a good mood today, so I won't drink it." ”

Robert nervously asked, "You...... What do you have in your hand? ”

"Instant noodles! My lunch today. ”

"Instant noodles?" Robert secretly exhaled and asked curiously, "What brand of instant noodles is this?" How is it the same as bricks? ”

The corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked, and he sneered: "Love instant noodles!" Would you like to try it? ”

"No, no, thank you......" Robert laughed dryly and asked cautiously, "Did you come to me for anything?" ”

Wu Ming rolled his eyes and snorted: "What else can I do, report and sign!" ”

"Huh......" Robert showed a surprised expression and asked, "Didn't Mr. Leng inform you?" In the future, she will be in charge of your case. ”

"Why?" Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang said in unison.

"Because of the mistake of our business department, let you take that damn case, Mr. Leng was furious, and we were all deducted from our salaries......" Robert showed a wry smile, stood up as he spoke, bowed slightly, and solemnly continued: "I'm sorry!" I apologize to you on behalf of the business department, and in order to apologize, I invite you to dinner at Caesar's Palace tonight. ”

Seeing Zhuge Dachang showing a smile of understanding, Wu Ming nodded and said with a playful smile: "Can we bring our companions to the banquet?" ”

Robert smiled and said, "Of course, of course! ”

"Then we'll go first."

Walking out of the business department, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang glanced at each other, and they all showed strange expressions, why did Leng Bingbing take over our case personally? Is she idle? If she is idle, the company may not be far from going out of business.