Yan Ruyu flew to the United States to accompany her mother for the New Year, Tang Yuyan accompanied her family to travel, Shen Ruoxi went to Australia with her daughter to bask in the sun, and then there was no more, Wu Ming's New Year's travel plan was aborted......

During the Chinese New Year, several big men were too lazy to cook by themselves, Wu Ming led a string of problem babies to greet relatives and friends one by one, rubbing rice from house to house, and after rubbing around, it was the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, and several women in the family were about to come back.

On the sixth day of the Lunar New Year, early in the morning, there was a black 'magpie' flying into the yard and calling, Wu Ming felt that this was a good day with auspicious stars, although everyone was a little puzzled that the magpie's cry was 'quack', but the boss said that it was a magpie, then it was a magpie.

Whoever has drunk the cleanliness of a woman is great, and what he says is the truth.

The airport ushered in the people who returned to work after the holiday, which is considered to have entered the peak period of return passenger flow, the airport in the morning was bustling, and the entire Yiwuliting Farmers' Market, Wu Ming and the elephant entered the airport, disappeared in the vast sea of people in an instant, and accidentally dispersed.

"Ahh Who touched my ass? ”

A woman's scream pierced the sky, it was not difficult to find zero in the vast sea of people, the elephant wiped his sweat and walked towards the place where the scream sounded, and sure enough, he saw Wu Ming, who was loudly condemning the ** who had long since 'disappeared' in the crowd.

Touch a fart, change a place, shoot a shot, change a place, after doing something bad yourself, you still have the face to climb to the moral high ground to condemn others, the elephant sighed secretly, it is really condescending to be an official.

The airport radio sounded, and the plane of Bai Xiayuan and others arrived.

The two men looked forward to it, and soon, the women's gang led by Bai Xiayuan walked out of the passage, and the gang members were four when they went, but when they came back, they became five, and there was a round-faced girl wearing a minority festival costume.

After Bai Xiayuan and his entourage walked out of the passage, Wu Ming greeted him, hugged Ding Zhenyuan, and said excitedly: "Derpy, I miss you so much." ”

"Huh?" Ding Zhenyuan looked stunned.

Bai Xiayuan pursed his lips and pretended to eat: "Wu Mingjun, don't you miss me?" ”

"What do you want to do? The food you make is so unpalatable......" Wu Ming let go of Ding Zhenyuan with a smile, looked at the little girl on the side, and Nunu said, "Who is this cute little girl?" Won't you tell me about it? ”

Ding Zhenyuan smiled coquettishly and said, "She...... She is my sister Ding Zhenqiao. ”

"Hehe...... the little girl smiled innocently and said politely: "Brother, good." ”

They don't look too similar, but the two have the same silly smiles, this is definitely a sister, and Derpy's sister's IQ doesn't seem to be very high, Wu Ming reminded himself that he should pay attention to this pair of little sisters in the future, and don't let people abduct the two girls with just one roast chicken.

Everyone walked and chatted, slowly walked to the luggage check-in area, several women chattered non-stop, Wu Ming received a lot of information from it, Ding Zhenyuan came out to work for less than a year, and the money sent home built a two-story building, the Ding family two elders and one total, simply let Ding Zhenyuan's sixteen-year-old sister also come out to work together, and strive to build a small building next year, then again, if the two sisters are not working for Wu Ming, at most next year will build a thatched building.

Not long after coming to the baggage check-in office, Wu Ming was dumbfounded, several women's luggage was really scary, he pointed to a dozen sacks of snakeskin bags and a shiny roast pig, and exclaimed: "What are these?" ”

Bai Xiayuan smiled weakly and said with a wry smile: "This is a souvenir that Ding's mother asked us to bring back." ”

"How can there be so many? It can't be all the food in their house, right? ”

"Most of them were sent by relatives and friends."

Ding Zhenyuan carried a smoked pig of at least 100 catties, and said happily: "This is the local pig that my grandmother raised and roasted herself, it is very fragrant." ”

Wu Ming felt a faint pain in the balls, and then, a group of gorgeously dressed men and women pulled the luggage cart and carried the sacks and snakeskin bags to swagger through the market, and Ding Zhenyuan walked behind with a roast pig fart, and their group attracted the attention of countless people.

Seeing them, the passengers all widened their eyes, thinking to themselves, the current migrant worker brothers are really rich, they all take the plane home for the holidays, and they are wearing top brands, and even the LV bags they carry seem to be genuine?

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Wu Ming drove the SUV back to Punan, and when he entered a bumpy road, Bai Xiayuan in the passenger seat suddenly rolled down the window, and then retched out the window.

"Are you alright?"

"Ernie, are you feeling unwell?"

After a while, Bai Xiayuan turned his head, then wiped the corners of his mouth with a tissue, shook his head and said, "I'm fine, you don't have to worry, I just feel uncomfortable in my stomach, and I want to vomit but I can't vomit." ”

Wu Ming raised his eyebrows and said in a deep voice, "I know." ”

Bai Xiayuan lowered his head and said a little shyly, "What do you know?" ”

"You must have gastroenteritis...... Wu Ming said categorically: "I've been eating too greasy during the holidays these days, and my stomach is not very comfortable, and I had diarrhea yesterday." ”

Bai Xiayuan secretly rolled his eyes and said, "I want to go to the hospital for a checkup." ”

"Hmmm! Without further ado, I'll send you there now. ”

Not long after, Wu Ming and others came to a small hospital in Punan, Wu Ming instructed the elephant to send several women who were tired of traveling home, and then he accompanied Bai Xiayuan to the hospital to register for a doctor.

"Huh! How do you hang gynecology? ”

"Is there something wrong?"

"Stomach discomfort hangs on gynecology, just like hanging on the ENT department with a broken foot, you don't let the door clamp your head, hanging gynecology is generally ......" Wu Ming was stunned for a moment, suddenly became excited, and said nervously: "You ...... Are you pregnant? ”

Bai Xiayuan smiled shyly and whispered, "It should be." ”

"What should be, it must be ......" Wu Ming said proudly: "If I can make your belly bigger once, I can make it bigger a second time." ”

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The two entered the consultation room, and when the doctor determined that Bai Xia Yuan was really five weeks pregnant, Wu Ming almost cried with joy, this is a difficult mood to describe, and a man can only experience this feeling of being a father by himself.

In fact, many emotions must be experienced in person to experience, just like adultery, only through the man who rapes can understand the mood of the adulterer, otherwise he will never be able to experience the feeling of being chased by his own husband with a kitchen knife.

"Thank you, doctor, thank you, I'll send you a pennant of rejuvenation tomorrow."

The young female doctor smiled playfully and said, "Why are you thanking me?" Her belly wasn't made by me. ”

If the male doctor said this, Wu Ming might hang the person on the beam of the house and pull out a beautiful zebra pattern, and the female doctor would forget it, and the two of them would sit down honestly and listen to the female doctor explain some precautions during pregnancy.

Bai Xia was an older pregnant woman, and she had vomiting and other pregnancy reactions just five weeks pregnant, the female doctor explained very carefully, Wu Ming listened attentively to every teaching, and was afraid that there would be omissions.

Some time ago, I just suspected that Bai Xiayuan was pregnant, but now that it is finally confirmed, Wu Ming became nervous again, acting more nervous than a pregnant woman, and even when Bai Xiayuan entered the women's bathroom, he wanted to follow in.

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Back at home, Bai Xiayuan announced the good news, everyone couldn't help but cheer, Ye Limei glanced at Wu Ming with a deep gaze, and Wu Ming was scared into a cold sweat, like sitting on pins and needles.

It seems that it is necessary to find a time to talk to the gopher, about the problem of borrowing seeds, I don't know if it is Ye Limei's wishful thinking? Or, as she said, the result of a joint discussion between their husband and wife? In short, this matter must be resolved as soon as possible, Wu Ming just wants to live to be a hundred years old and lie in bed and go to heaven, instead of being bombed to heaven at a young age.

The belated reunion dinner was organized by Ding Zhenyuan and the two sisters together, a table full of big fish and meat, and Wu Ming and others ate happily.

After the meal, everyone happily gathered around the living room to chat and play cards, Wu Ming's mobile phone rang, took it out and saw that it was Tang Yuyan, he took the mobile phone and walked to the side to answer.

"Is there anything wrong with calling me so late?"

"Can't I call you if it's okay?"

"That's not what I meant......"

Tang Yuyan was aggressive: "Then what do you mean?" ”

Wu Ming heard the grievances in Tang Yuyan's voice, and asked softly, "Are you in a bad mood?" ”

"My great aunt didn't come."

Wu Ming was surprised: "No, you stopped menstruation before you were thirty years old?" ”

"Can you think of anything else?"

"You're sick."

"You're sick...... Tang Yuyan was silent for a while, and then said depressedly: "I'm pregnant." ”

Wu Ming exclaimed, "What? It's mine? ”

Tang Yuyan said indignantly: "I'm just a man for you, who else can you have?" ”

Planting melons and getting melons, planting beans and getting beans, planting cucumbers really can't grow meat, the child in Tang Yuyan's belly should be his own, Wu Ming was stunned for a long time before he asked cautiously: "How long have you been pregnant?" ”

"It's been more than two months."

Wu Ming's voice suddenly raised: "It's been more than two months, and you only noticed it today?" ”

Tang Yuyan replied casually: "I was too busy with work to pay attention." ”

"What are you going to do?"

"It's not what I'm going to do now, it's what you're going to do......" Tang Yuyan sighed and said, "When I ate tonight, I felt uncomfortable, it was my mother who accompanied me to the hospital, and she already knew about my pregnancy." ”

The corners of Wu Ming's mouth twitched twice, and he asked, "What did she say?" ”

"She wants to meet your parents."

"Why are you meeting my parents?"

Tang Yuyan snorted angrily: "What do you say? ”

Wu Ming chatted with Tang Yuyan for a while as if he had lost his soul, and after hanging up the phone, he kept frowning, making a woman's belly bigger, this may be a happy thing, but what about making two women's bellies bigger at the same time?

It's obviously a double happiness, why is there a feeling that disaster is not a one-way street? Wu Ming cried with a sad face, almost everyone in the Tang family has a gun on him, and it is imperative to enter Beijing, otherwise something big will happen.