The beautiful scenery of a good day, the moon before the flowers, isn't it good for everyone to shoot together? Although Wu Ming tried his best to keep it, the cold cousin still left, and unless it costs money, it is still more difficult for a man to hug left and right.

The sound is like thunder, the light is like day, Wu Ming got his wish and Leng Bingbing set off the cannon together, but it was not very pleasant, for a beast, he preferred to fire the cannon on the bed rather than standing on the balcony, holding two fireworks and waving it stupidly......

Leng Bingbing was very happy, clapping his little hands with a childlike look, Wu Ming smiled faintly, the drunk little profiteer and the usual judgment are like two people, maybe this is the truest side of her heart, right?

After all, the brilliance of the fireworks was short-lived, and the sound of the New Year's cannon gradually stopped, and the two sat quietly on the balcony, leaning on Wu Ming's arms and falling asleep, with an innocent smile on their beautiful little faces, sleeping like children.

Worried about the cold, Wu Ming got up and hugged her, people who drink a lot know that don't move drunk people, otherwise the consequences will be very serious, Leng Bingbing, who had just been picked up, suddenly raised his neck, wow......

Leng Bingbing is like turning on the faucet of the valve, wow wow spit into Wu Ming's arms, Wu Ming's face instantly wrinkled into a chrysanthemum, why do you always encounter bad luck when you stay with the little profiteer, either you encounter a disaster or you bump into a thief, is this fate?

After spitting up, Leng Bingbing opened his eyes, wiped his mouth unsatisfied, and muttered drunkenly: "Why are you hugging me?" Who are you? ”

"I'm your uncle."

"You stink!" Leng Bingbing frowned, pouted and complained, "Stinky man." ”

The thief shouts to catch the thief, not whoever is the other.

Wu Ming really wanted to press the little woman in his arms to the ground, then rip off her pants, and greet her respectful buttocks affectionately with a big slap......

All kinds of screaming and crying, all kinds of wild masturbation, the two people seemed to have fought in the bathroom for three hundred rounds, and an hour later, the exhausted Wu Ming walked out of the bathroom with the washed cold, and the little wild cat was tired and already drowsy.

Throwing the cold ice on the bed, Wu Ming began to clean up the room, and then took another shower, and when he walked out of the bathroom again, the little profiteer was already lying on the bed and falling asleep......

The woman on the bed was only wearing a bathrobe, and her snow-white jade legs exuded charming temptation, but Wu Ming didn't have any charming thoughts in his heart except for a trace of guilt.

Tuk Tuk ......

Hearing someone knocking on the door, Wu Ming was startled, and when he was hesitating whether to open the door, Leng's mother's voice sounded outside the door: "Xiao Wu, open the door." ”

Wu Ming opened the door and greeted shyly, "Auntie." ”

"This is sobering soup, drink it and ......then fall asleep" Leng's mother also looked embarrassed, she handed the tray in her hand to Wu Ming, turned around and walked a few steps, and instructed: "You all rest early." ”

The usual cold mother is amiable, but tonight seems a little weird? Wu Ming brought the decanting soup back to the bedside table, and after picking up one of the cups, he found that there was a small bag of things pressed at the bottom of the cup, and the packaging was very similar to an instant noodle seasoning packet.

I didn't expect the future mother-in-law to send Durex, gentle and delicate, this is the way a mother protects her daughter, looking at the cold sleep of whirring, Wu Ming shook his head with a smile, and silently put the seasoning bag into his trouser pocket.

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Early in the morning, the man and woman sleeping in the bed woke up at the same time, they opened their eyes and saw each other, the two people just looked at each other quietly, there was no affection, no affection, just like the old husband and wife who had slept for thirty years woke up in the morning and saw each other.

Everything was so natural, as if he had long been accustomed to the way the other party woke up in the morning, until he asked coldly, "Can I ask a question?" Why am I not wearing panties? ”

Wu Ming said very simply: "I took it off." ”

"Why?"

"Uh......" Wu Ming paused for a few seconds and said truthfully: "You were drunk last night and vomited all over yourself, I helped you take a bath." ”

Leng Bingbing asked, "What else?" ”

"No, and then we went to sleep together."

"Sleep?" A hint of shyness flashed in Leng Bingbing's eyes, and he whispered, "Why don't I feel anything at all?" ”

"You're drunk, how can you feel?"

"Who says you don't feel when you're drunk?" Said coldly and angrily: "A woman's first time will be more or less painful, right?" ”

Wu Ming was stunned for a moment, laughed out loud, and joked: "Maybe it's because the bamboo pole dug the well." ”

His cold face instantly darkened, and he said angrily: "I'm not a well. ”

"I know, I know......" Wu Ming said with a hippie smile: "Under normal circumstances, wells are used to describe black fungus. ”

"I'm definitely not a black fungus...... "I blurted out coldly and urgently, and it wasn't until Wu Ming burst out laughing that she woke up, she kicked out her little hooves in anger and scolded: "You big villain, I'll kick you to death......"

The two eldest people were playing in bed like children, and somehow they hugged each other and made love, and since there was no interference, the fire developed rapidly, and their clothes were quickly burned out.

Looking at the shy and timid little white sheep under him, Wu Ming swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked in a hoarse voice, "Is it okay?" ”

Leng Bingbing closed his eyes and turned his head, his face was flushed, is this considered acquiescence? At this moment, it seems that after waiting for a hundred years, the contractor has finally counterattacked, and he can finally suppress the evil capitalists under him and wantonly tartar, Wu Ming almost burst into tears.

With great excitement, Wu Ming was like Ximenqing climbing onto Pan Jinlian's bed for the first time, and he leaned down cautiously, for fear of crushing the petite woman who looked like a porcelain doll under him......

Whether it is Bai Xiayuan, Tang Yuyan or Shen Ruoxi, they are all more fierce types, and Leng Bingbing is a completely different type, no matter the wind and rain, she just stands still, the whole person is tense, gritting her teeth and not saying a word.

In the face of a partner who does not cooperate with the work at all, Wu Ming is also not easy, eighteen kinds of techniques are useless, and if the action is bigger, he will be pinched, and on a cold day, he is stunned and sweats.

After handing in his homework, Wu Ming hugged Leng Bingbing for after-class tutoring, focusing on the essentials of various postures and the benefits of changing positions, just like broadcast gymnastics, complex and changeable movement postures can promote blood circulation throughout the body and benefit physical and mental health.

Wu Ming emphatically emphasized that 'men on women down' is a relatively light posture, normal couples should use less, husband and wife life is about going with the flow, returning to nature, should take flexible postures, such as a puppy-like posture......

Wu Ming's nonsense may not be able to deceive ordinary women, but he can deceive Leng Bingbing, a little fool who is new to personnel, because she has been strictly protected since she was a child, she has never eaten 'pork', nor has she seen 'pig run'.

Leng Bing and obediently lay in Wu Ming's arms, with a suspicious expression, and said worriedly: "Male...... Is it really easy to pick a man on top of a woman? ”

"Of course."

Coldly pouted and silent, Wu Ming secretly snickered, and successfully brainwashed a little fool, as long as this goes on for a long time, one day he can trick several women into sleeping together.

"Bingbing?"

"Huh?"

Wu Ming coughed lightly twice, and said quietly: "I remember when I first joined the company, you punished me for cleaning the toilet and letting me take on the task of shitting, in fact, I hated you a lot at that time, and I always had a small wish in my heart......"

Leng Bingbing smiled hoarsely and interrupted, "What wish?" ”

"I've always wanted to explode your chrysanthemum."

As soon as Wu Ming's words fell, he was kicked out of bed coldly, Wu Ming found his pants and put them on, and then crawled back to the bed with a straight face.

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The deafening sound woke up the dreamer, Wu Ming opened his eyes in a daze, and felt that the bed was trembling slightly, how could the bed tremble for no reason? The first thing that came to his mind was: an earthquake?

Wu Ming didn't think much about it, got up like lightning and wrapped the cold with a sheet, hugged the sleepy-eyed woman, jumped out of the room directly with pants, and screamed loudly: "Earthquake, earthquake, everyone run for your life......"

When he went out of the door and happened to meet his cold parents, Wu Ming greeted in a panic: "Uncle, aunt, run for your life, there is an earthquake." ”

"Earthquake?"

"Don't you feel it?"

Leng Bingbing was stunned for a moment, covered his mouth and smiled: "It's not an earthquake, there is a construction team drilling a well next to our house." ”

"Drilling?" Wu Ming listened to it, and sure enough, it was a deafening mechanical sound, he suddenly looked embarrassed, and said with a dry smile: "I thought there was an earthquake." ”

Wu Ming rushed back to the room with Leng Bingbing, who was too ashamed to raise his head, the second elder of the Leng family couldn't help but smile after looking at each other for a while, Leng Tianyou scolded with a smile: "Should we reconsider?" Is it really reliable for Bing'er to marry such a stupid person? ”

"How is it unreliable?" A trace of relief appeared in Leng's mother's eyes, and she said softly: "When encountering danger, the first time to flee with her own woman, isn't such a man worthy of our daughter's life?" ”

Leng Tianyou nodded and said, "Listening to what you say, this stinky boy is quite reliable." ”

In the room, Wu Ming's old face was flushed and his head was lowered, Bingbing sat on the bed with a sheet, he was really ashamed, for a long time, Bingbing couldn't help but laugh out loud, although he felt embarrassed, but his heart was instantaneous.

Wu Ming complained all over his stomach, and let the workers work on the first day of the Lunar New Year, I don't know if the contractor foreman is black-hearted, or the contractor company is wolf-hearted and dog-hearted, and the evil capitalist really wants to take a scoop of dung out to give them a New Year's greeting.