The arrival of Jia Banxian made the atmosphere of the inn look new, he and the boss are like two complete opposites, the boss is a child, but he is old and polite to people; Although Jia Banxian is an old man, his surname is like a child, he loves to be lively and stumbling, and when no one pays attention to him, he will even quarrel with those customers who are frightened by the accommodation fee.

Zhang Shun was woken up before dawn the next day, he covered his head and walked out of the room, just in time to see Yu Xiaoyao also walking out of the room.

Yu Xiaoyao rubbed her eyes, pouted, looked very cute, and said vaguely: "It's only past six o'clock, and I can sleep for another hour." "It seems that she hasn't really woken up yet, thinking someone has woken her up.

Zhang Shun coaxed her back to the house to continue sleeping, promising to call her when the time came, and she could be regarded as a real nanny.

In the lobby, Jia Banxian and the blind Taoist were fighting crickets, and a circle was drawn on the ground, and the two crickets couldn't get out of the circle no matter how they jumped.

The crickets are still very small, they should be considered larvae, and I don't know where they caught them, Zhang Shun thinks that such a small cricket larva should not have the surname of attack, but the two crickets are inseparable, and it is obviously the masterpiece of these two.

The blind man's hands were clasped in the wide sleeves of his robe, and the cuffs would tremble from time to time; Jia Banxian's hands were behind his back, and the fingers of his right hand flicked rapidly, as if he was pinching the trick.

This is not a fighting cricket, it is a fighting method, the two shouted in their mouths, completely ignoring the existence of others, an old man who got up early for a walk was attracted by the shouting, carried his radio into the inn, only glanced at the two pitiful small crickets and pursed the corners of his lips in disgust, turned to leave.

Zhang Shun was very interested in the fighting methods of the two, and watched from the sidelines, hoping to pick up some magic weapon leaks, or what could be realized after watching the masters fight. It's a pity that he didn't look at it long and left disappointed - these two people are too tall, and they won't let others see anything at all when they make moves, and Zhang Shun's vision is still too far behind.

went to the cafeteria for a buffet meat meal, Zhang Shun returned to the lobby and saw the blind Taoist pulling Jia Banxian's collar, and after listening for a while, he realized that Jia Banxian saw that his crickets were about to lose, and suddenly trampled both crickets to death with one kick.

Too lazy to pay attention to these two weirdos who are getting younger and younger, Zhang Shun went up to the second floor to wake up Yu Xiaoyao, and he didn't know if it was because he didn't wake up before or because he had reopened it later, and the door of the third room was pushed open with a light knock.

She was coming out of the bathroom with a toothbrush in her mouth and wearing only a set of white underwear and slippers on her feet. The door of the bathroom was only about a meter away from the door, and when she saw a humanoid figure at the door, Yu Xiaoyao suddenly froze, and the toothbrush in her mouth made her unable to scream.

Three seconds is as long as three hours for Zhang Shun's eyes, as for this picture...... It will remain in his brain for at least three hundred years.

Her long, slightly messy hair loomed over her fragrant shoulders; Two white shoulder straps are slightly propped up by clearly visible collarbones, hanging above the chest; The simple structure of the white bra with no ornaments made her breasts look full and firm; Flat belly, slender waist, and white panties tightly wrapped around her round buttocks; There is not a trace of fat on the slender legs, and the line of the calf can make all female surnames jealous; The jade feet are a little dazzling white, and the pink nail polish on the toenails looks very playful.

Her eyes widened in surprise, making Yu Xiaoyao's expression look very innocent, with her perfect figure, coupled with the toothbrush that she didn't have time to pull out and the white foam in her mouth...... Zhang Shun had a nosebleed very unhappily.

The door was slammed shut, the wind was blowing, deafening, Zhang Shun plugged his nostrils with the index and middle fingers of his left hand, and shouted in a buzzing voice: "You can't blame me!" I'm here to wake you up......"

Yu Xiaoyao nervously hid behind the wall of the bathroom, like a frightened deer, her chest rose and fell violently, her eyes were misty, and a few drops of foam flowed out of her mouth and dripped on her chest, I don't know if Zhang Shun's nose will become a high-pressure blood faucet after seeing this picture.

Zhang Shun turned around and stood in front of the railing of the corridor on the second floor, his hands outstretched, facing the sky, his eyes gently closed, and his face was a satisfied expression, like a devout believer bathed in holy light. The nosebleed ran down the corners of his mouth, dripping on his chest as well, and the benefits of the black clothes were evident - the blood dripping on it was not visible at all.

After going back to the room and washing his face, Zhang Shun randomly plugged his nostrils with two pieces of toilet paper, like two pieces of ivory, and when he came downstairs again, Xiao Wu was already standing at the door of the inn.

"Wha...... You're suffocating, aren't you? As soon as the blind man saw Zhang Shun, he pointed to his face and laughed.

Zhang Shun's face flushed, he was indeed holding back for a long time, it had been a long time since that night ten years later, when he remembered Tang Rong's wonderful body, his nasal cavity began to heat up again.

"I'm sorry to say! Last night, I studied the five sheep and tiger boxing, and I didn't go to bed until more than twelve o'clock, and you guys made noise before dawn early in the morning, and I didn't sleep enough to hurt my brain, okay? If such a situation occurs again in the future, it will be reduced by 50 photos at a time. After saying this sentence confidently, Zhang Shun walked out of the inn in a huff.

In addition to Xiao Wu, there was another person at the door of the inn.

Jia Banxian put his small bench at the door, sat on one by himself, put one in front of him, holding the flag and preparing to tell fortunes, and laughed when he saw Zhang Shun.

Zhang Shun pulled over the small bench and sat down, and asked, "Half Immortal, how much does it cost to look at a photo?" ”

Jia Banxian said with a smile: "Don't talk about money, talk about chance, the guest officer will give and give ...... at will" Before he finished speaking, he suddenly woke up and hurriedly said: "No, your kid has a bad stomach, and it is estimated that it will be three or five cents if you are casual, right?" Must give you a price...... Look at you so poor, fifty is good. ”

Zhang Shun stood up to leave: "Fifty is not, five is about the same." ”

Jia Banxian hugged Zhang Shun's leg: "Five yuan is five yuan, open a business, I will lose a little." ”

Zhang Shun sat down again and asked; "What do you think?"

Jia Banxian cleared his throat, stretched out a hand towards Zhang Shun with his palm upward, and said, "Left hand." ”

Zhang Shun put his left hand on his hand.

Jia Banxian glanced at it and said; "Right hand."

Zhang Shun put his right hand.

"Tongue sticks out and looks."

Although Zhang Shun was strange in his heart, he still stuck out his tongue.

"Call! Woohoo! Hahaha......" Jia Banxian clutched his stomach and laughed.

Zhang Shun was full of black lines, and Xiao Wu, who came over to see the excitement, also shook his head, thinking to himself where such an old madman came from.

At this moment, Jia Banxian's eyes suddenly rolled, and there was only white left in his eyes, and he pointed at Xiao Wu and said, "You! After experiencing ups and downs, his life is miserable, but he is loyal and highly used, and there will be a catastrophe in the future, if he can survive, the future is limitless. ”

After speaking, he pointed at Zhang Shun and said, "You! The crow becomes a phoenix, the reincarnation of cause and effect is broken, although there is a quick wit, it is easy to cause trouble, the sword goes off the edge of the edge seems to be dangerous, and it is impossible to survive in accordance with the way of heaven, or die miserably, or live a good life. ”

After speaking, his eyes rolled back again, and he stretched out his hand: "Give money, five yuan per person." ”

Zhang Shun and Xiao Wu looked at each other, one took out five yuan and handed it to Jia Banxian, Jia Banxian picked up the money and looked at the watermark, and asked: "If you want to know the details, add money and listen to the analysis, what do you want to count?" I'm the best at marriage, and I'm also good at official luck and financial luck, or ...... Do the math for today's horoscope? ”

Zhang Shun shook his head and stood up, his expression was a little dull, the words "crow becomes phoenix" scared him a little, when it comes to phoenix, everyone will think of being reborn from the fire, could it be that his return to the current thing was calculated by Jia Banxian? It was a big secret, and he had never told anyone else.

Xiao Wu was also thoughtful, peeking at Jia Banxian from time to time, and it seemed that he was also taken aback by this old god stick. At this time, Yu Xiaoyao walked out of the lobby, gave Zhang Shun a blank look, and asked Xiao Wu, "What do you want?" It can't be that you haven't slept enough, right? Today's first day of school, don't get into a car accident. ”

Zhang Shun pulled out the toilet paper with his nose plugged and threw it into the garbage can, and got into the car with a smile, and the fragrant picture just now came to his mind again, crushing the inner uneasiness to pieces.

On the first day of school, as usual, there was a class meeting before the official class, Zhang Shun followed Yu Xiaoyao to find the classroom, but was stopped by a person before entering the classroom.

This is a very mature and charming female surname, long eyelashes, beautiful facial features, encircled, curly long hair shawl, wearing a white shirt, gray professional skirt, black stockings and a pair of black and red-soled high heels, because the figure is too hot, the shirt button on the chest is collapsed tightly, and the black lace inside can be seen inadvertently, Zhang Shun estimates that if this button collapses, it will blind someone's eyes.

She is also very tall, wearing high heels can be about 1.75 meters, and her voice is slightly low when she speaks, with a magnetic surname, which sounds extremely pleasant: "You are Zhang Shun, right?" Come with me, okay? ”

Zhang Shun looked at Yu Xiaoyao, Yu Xiaoyao nodded, leaned into Zhang Shun's ear and whispered the first words she said to him since that incident: "This is our homeroom teacher, Teacher Jiang." ”

With a quiet "oh", Zhang Shun said to Xiao Yao: "Then you go in first, I'll come in a while." ”

Yu Xiaoyao glanced at Zhang Shun meaningfully, her face turned slightly red, and she walked into the classroom.

As soon as he turned around, Zhang Shun's expression changed, the corners of his mouth were already flashing with saliva, his eyes were so hot that he seemed to burn the professional uniform to ashes, and he seemed to be suffering an electric shock when he spoke, but he didn't feel pain: "Teacher Jiang, you say, where do you want to go?" ”

Teacher Jiang frowned slightly at Zhang Shun's gaze, but she was not dissatisfied with the fact that someone admired her, she had absolute confidence in her appearance, figure and charm, and this confidence came from the gaze of a different surname - whether it was a teacher or a classmate. The frown is just because others will more or less have some cover-up and restraint, and there are really not many people like Zhang Shun staring at her chest nakedly.

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