Chapter Forty-Seven: Jia Banxian's True Fist Spectrum
After the boss left, Mr. Yang picked up the old-fashioned phone and began to dial it, which was the first time Zhang Shun had seen someone touch the phone after he strangled someone's neck with a telephone line.
The "click" of the platter rang for a while before stopping, but after the phone was connected, Mr. Blind only said one word: "Come." Then he hung up.
This is definitely the longest dial-up time and shortest talk time in history.
Mr. Zhang Shun Xiangyang asked the phone number of the inn and wrote it down in his mobile phone, sat down next to the blind man, and asked, "Your mobile phone is purely for taking photos and looking at photos, right?" Is there a card in the end? ”
The blind man's face turned red, and before he could shout, someone suddenly sang at the door of the inn: "Ten thousand giant flags pierce the sky, iron teeth and copper teeth are promising; If you want to live for three or five more years, you have to find me Jia Banxian! ”
Yu Xiaoyao, who was just about to go upstairs, laughed, and the blind man laughed and greeted the door of the inn, and even Mr. Yang, who had never had a good temper, stood up, tilted his head on tiptoe, and looked out of the door over the reception desk.
Zhang Shun also followed out curiously, and was happy to see this person.
This is an old man with a white beard and white hair, with a long beard, red and translucent skin, wearing a wide blue dark coat, with two small benches strung up behind him, and really carrying a flag in his hand, but it is only a thin bamboo pole two meters high, which is too far away from the "Wanzhang Giant Flag", and the three words "Jia Banxian" are written on both sides of the flag.
After Jia Banxian saw the blind Taoist, he also laughed and shouted: "Lao Tzu is back, hahaha......"
The blind Taoist walked over and poked at Jia Banxian, the two laughed together, and seemed to have a very good relationship, no wonder the Taoist priest jumped up with joy when he heard the boss say that he called Banxian over.
After a while, Jia Banxian hit the blind man with a flagpole and drove him away, raised his head to look at Zhang Shun, looked at it carefully, and shouted in surprise: "Ah! This little brother has great roots and excellent qualifications, and he has come and ......."
Zhang Shun hurriedly raised his hand to interrupt Jia Banxian's words: "I know, you want to say that there is a peerless book to give me, as long as ten yuan a copy, the task of saving the world will be handed over to me, right?" ”
Jia Banxian was stunned, and he was so angry that he blew his beard and glared: "Phew! Ten yuan a copy must be a fake, and a fool buys it! I'm a genuine one, three thousand five, if you want it, I'll take it. As he spoke, he pulled out a stack of papers from his bosom.
This is really a stack of paper, no cover, no binding, very much like leftovers from the toilet, seeing Zhang Shun reaching out to pick it up, Jia Banxian shrank his hand and said, "How can there be goods before money?" What should I do if you remember it? ”
Zhang Shun said with a wry smile: "In the past few days, I have beaten people and taken a taxi to buy cucumbers, and there is no hope for three thousand five, and thirty-five can barely make it up, so I can just take a look, okay?" "He really wants to see it, when the boss left, he asked this half-immortal to come to the store, which shows that his identity is not ordinary, at least he has to be at the deputy general manager level, and the things in his hand may be really good.
When Jia Banxian heard that Zhang Shun had no money, he snorted contemptuously, and stuffed the stack of papers into his arms again, and accidentally turned two pages of this plug, and the blind Taoist shouted when he saw it: "Ah! How can you use my "Super Supreme Hundred Tempering Hammer Body Divine Skill" to deceive ...... To sell for money? ”
Zhang Shun was happy when he heard it, it seems that there is no money and there are benefits of no money, otherwise today's three thousand five will be spent in vain.
When Jia Banxian saw that the blind Taoist had found out, his eyes rolled, and he beat his chest and said, "Alas! What money to sell? No one buys it at all! Last time, one person heard that it cost 2,000 ...... No, it's three thousand five, and a beer bottle smashed on my head, and the scar is still there! You see, that's it...... That's ......," he said, bending down at the blind man, putting his head on the blind man, and taking the opportunity to stuff the stack of papers back into his arms.
The blind Taoist was very concerned about this Jia Banxian, and turned over the white hair on the top of his head and said, "Where? Where? "It's like two big horse monkeys catching lice from each other.
After turning over for a while, he couldn't find the scar, and the blind man lost interest, and the two of them pulled each other's ears and pulled their hair and started to fight again.
Yu Xiaoyao went back to the room and put her things away, went down to the lobby again, stood beside Zhang Shun and smiled and watched the two fight, and after a while, Jia Banxian raised his head and saw her, and shouted in the same tone: "Ah! This girl has a wonderful ......"
The blind Taoist stretched out his hand and pinched Jia Banxian's mouth, pointed at Yu Xiaoyao and Zhang Shun and said, "This is a guest, that's our new Sanbao, don't bother, come in and talk about it, it's time to start eating." With that, he pulled Jia Banxian into the lobby.
Jia Banxian greeted Monk Shui and Mr. Yang, leaned his flag against the corner, put the bench on his back next to the fortune tree next to the sofa, and sat on the sofa and asked about the inn.
The blind Taoist muttered about the situation of Zhang Shun and Yu Xiaoyao, Jia Banxian looked at Zhang Shun with interest for a while, got up and walked to the reception desk and asked, "Sir, how much does Zhang Shun charge for living here?" ”
Mr. Yang glanced at Zhang Shun and reported a figure of nine thousand.
Jia Banxian laughed at Zhang Shun and said, "Nine thousand as three guarantees? This strength can only be used as nine days and three guarantees, right? Hahaha......"
Zhang Shun was poked in the center, and scolded with ulterior motives: "Phew! Nine thousand is better than taking other people's things to cheat money. ”
When the blind Taoist heard this, he jumped up: "Yes, yes, yes, return the hammer body magic skill to me, and you want to cheat money and use your "Five Sheep and Tiger Fist" to cheat." ”
Jia Banxian glared at Zhang Shun and said to the blind Taoist: "That's not good, my "Five Sheep and Tiger Fist" is a mastery, how can I sell it for money." ”
When the blind Taoist heard this, he became angry: "Yours is a peerless school, isn't mine?" Are you saying that the magic I created is not as good as yours? Fart! Your Five Sheep Breaking Fist is at least ten times cheaper than my Hammer Body Divine Skill, and it is worth three hundred and five at most! ”
Jia Banxian was also anxious: "You just fart!" Fart! I said that three thousand five was a slander to him, and your hammer body breaking skill is only worth two hundred and five at all! ”
The blind man stood up and shouted, "Then your five sheep breaking fist is worth twenty-five!" ”
Jia Banxian also stood up: "Then your hammer body breaking skill is worth two pieces of five!" ”
"Deal!" Zhang Shun suddenly shouted, so shocked that Yu Xiaoyao, who was standing beside him watching the play, covered his ears.
The two people who quarreled looked at Zhang Shun blankly, Zhang Shun laughed and said to Jia Banxian: "In order to prove that your five sheep fist is ten times more expensive than the hammer body divine skill, I will give twenty-seven yuan five, and I want both books!" ”
"No, why should mine be ten times cheaper than his?" The blind man is gone.
Zhang Shun hurriedly pulled the blind Taoist aside and whispered, "Are you stupid? You gave it to me a long time ago, it was in exchange for photos and experiments, and now buy it with him, not only can you get your hammer body magic back, but you can also blackmail him for two dollars and five, what a good thing? ”
The blind man "sizzled" and thought for a while, and then whispered: "Then after you buy it, I will tell him the truth and see what I can do to make him angry." ”
Zhang Shun hurriedly said: "Then you have to protect me, in case he comes to rob ...... again"
The blind man smiled lewdly: "Don't be afraid, if he wants to rob you, he will say that his words don't count, he is most afraid of others saying this." ”
The two of them clapped their hands lightly and returned to their original places, Zhang Shun asked Jia Banxian, "How is it?" Do you want to prove it? Twenty-seven pieces of five, your five sheep what fist counts as twenty-five pieces, and the Taoist priest's hammer body magic skill counts as two pieces of five. ”
Jia Banxian looked at the blind man, and saw that the blind man's nostrils were facing the sky, looking like you would definitely be reluctant.
With a slap on the thigh, Jia Banxian took out the stack of paper and a blue-covered booklet again: "Sell it, sell it, Lao Tzu's "Five Sheep and Tiger Fist" is definitely ten times more expensive than his hammer body breaking skill!" ”
Zhang Shunhuan happily took out a handful of crumpled change, counted thirty yuan and handed it to Jia Banxian: "Don't look for it, just treat it as a tip." ”
Jia Banxian coughed lightly, took the money, and handed the paper and the booklet to Zhang Shun.
As soon as the thing arrived, Zhang Shun immediately stuffed it into the demon card, and the blind Taoist laughed happily and pulled Jia Banxian aside and whispered.
"Hey, you can't talk and don't count!" In order to prevent Jia Banxian's movements from being too fast, Zhang Shun took the preventive shot in advance, rushed back to his room in three steps and two steps, took out the blue booklet and began to study.
The blue booklet is the boxing book of "Five Sheep and Tiger Boxing", and the opening chapter explains the reason why Jia Banxian created the boxing book: After seeing that there are many formations and martial arts such as the Five Tigers and Sheep Formation, the Five Tigers and the Sheep Knife, and the Five Tigers and Sheep Sticks, the Half Immortal is very unconvinced, what is so strange about the five tigers fighting a group of sheep? The sheep were already pitiful, they were roasted and shabu-shabu, and they were always bullied, so they created this "Five Sheep and Tiger Fist", five sheep fighting a group of tigers is called ability, and they don't even use weapons.
Carrying the boxing book, Zhang Shun became happier the more he looked at it, luck finally came, this is exactly what he needs! Whether it is a hammer body and a forging body, it is only used to strengthen the body, this boxing book is to teach people how to fight, before it really does "one force down ten will", one more will maybe be more than one life, and this is still a boxing method, which is most in line with his current situation, if it is a knife technique, swordsmanship and the like Zhang Shun may also see it, but the interest will not be so great.
Five sheep and tiger fist is a kind of mimic boxing, relying on both hands to imitate the horns of a sheep, attacking the target by striking and swinging, and rarely appears to close the fist. The advantage is that it is powerful, the movement is erratic, and the target is difficult to parry or dodge; The disadvantage is that there is a trajectory limit when swinging, the speed is slow, and it cannot accurately hit a certain point like closing and punching.
However, the disadvantage can be adjusted by footwork, most of the boxing book is explaining footwork, mainly retreating, just like a sheep must retreat to open up the distance if it wants to hit the target, in addition to a series of footwork such as lateral movement, side movement, charge adjustment, etc., which make up for the shortcomings of the hand action.
Seeing Yu Xiaoyao knocking on the door and calling for dinner, Zhang Shuncai took the booklet back into the demon card and came to the cafeteria with her.
"Mine is ten times more expensive than you anyway......"
"Mine has been exchanged for countless beautiful photos!"
"Mine is ten times more expensive than you anyway......"
"Mine in exchange for a living experiment!"
"Mine is ten times more expensive than you anyway......"
Far away, Zhang Shun heard the quarrel between Jia Banxian and the blind Taoist.
As soon as the blind Taoist saw Zhang Shun, he ran over with a sad face, and was defeated by Jia Banxian's repeated words, and he lost very badly.
Zhang Shun took out the stack of paper and stuffed it to the blind man: "Now that this thing is in your hands, isn't it up to you to decide how much to ask?" ”
In a word, it made the blind man happy again.