At work in the morning, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang walked into the elevator side by side, greeted the familiar colleagues in the elevator with a smile, and closed the elevator door with a ding.

Zhuge Dachang squeezed Wu Ming's shoulder and teased: "Sangui, when I ate breakfast just now, I felt that you were a little sluggish, this time you were really drained, right?" ”

"Pumping yarn, Lao Tzu's inventory is still full." Wu Ming's face was dark.

"Full? You have really ......" Zhuge Dachang's words are not finished, but the meaning is exhausted.

Looking at Zhuge Dachang's suspicious look, Wu Ming said angrily: "Lao Tzu is very good, don't doubt it, it's not my problem, it's Yan Xiaozhu's problem." ”

"What could she have been wrong with?"

"Natural disaster**, she is bloody!"

It turned out that he was dissatisfied? No wonder it's so depressed! Zhuge Dachang showed a gloating expression, and after a while, he humbly asked for advice: "By the way, Sangui, how did you chase Xiao Yan?" ”

Wu Ming replied very perfunctorily: "I said I wanted to be with her, she nodded, and it was done." ”

"It's that simple?"

"How complicated do you think it is to make a girl?"

"Then according to you, how can I catch up with Wushuang." Zhuge Dachang's fox tail was immediately revealed.

"I don't think you have much hope!" Wu Ming pouted.

Zhuge Dachang was not convinced when he heard this, and said viciously: "Damn! Lao Tzu is taller than you, stronger than you, and more handsome than you, why don't you have much hope? ”

"Wow! If you use the way you speak now, you will definitely succeed! ”

"In what way?"

"Shameless enough!" Wu Ming scolded with a smile, shook his head, and said seriously: "You just need to remember the following words to succeed, as long as you dare to be shameless, you can choose the beauties in the world, as long as the man is shameless enough, the woman is willing to die for you." ”

The men who listened with their ears around took out their mobile phones to record, this is the man who soaked in the goddess, his pickle girl mantra is the 'artifact', as long as the artifact is in hand, why worry about the great cause of pickling girls?

Does this seem to be the truth? Kicking Yan Ruyu's ass in the morning, grabbing the cold chicken leg and splashing her dirty water, and asking Yamiko to shoot in public, all of them are shameless and embarrassing, but now these women all have an ambiguous relationship with Wu Ming.

Shameless belly black is really the king!

Zhuge Dachang looked at Wu Ming, showed a look of admiration, and asked humbly: "What kind of shameless method is this?" You teach me. ”

Wu Ming earnestly taught: "It's not enough to have tactics just to pick up girls, you have to practice a lot, and wait to find an opportunity for you to practice." ”

When he came to the twentieth floor and turned a corner, Wu Ming saw the cold assistant secretary He Lianhua holding a small mirror to squeeze pimples, this sister really didn't look as good as she wanted.

It is worth mentioning that Leng Bingbing also has a confidential secretary, has an independent office, and is an old woman with thick eyebrows and small eyes.

Wu Ming looked at He Lianhua, snickered secretly, and immediately pulled Zhuge Dachang to teach him face-to-face, and the two muttered for a while.

After listening to Wu Ming's bad idea, Zhuge Dachang also glanced at He Lianhua and said in horror: "Isn't it? Is it necessary for me to make such a big sacrifice just for practice? ”

"How can a revolution succeed without bloodshed and sacrifice?"

"Good! I'll go! Zhuge Dachang gritted his teeth, strode to He Lianhua's table, clapped his hands on the case, and shouted: "Lotus!" I want to soak you! ”

He Lianhua was stunned when she heard this, and after a pause, she held her face with both hands and said shyly: "Don't be so rude, you scared people!" ”

You're scared me a lot! Zhuge Dachang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and said with difficulty: "Ask again, do you accept me to soak you?" ”

"You let people think about it!"

Out of a woman's reserve, this kind of euphemism is actually a promise, Zhuge Dachang's eyes lit up, this trick 'one sword rushes blood' is really easy to use, and this practice really benefits me a lot.

"I was joking with you!" Zhuge Dachang said casually, patted his ass and twisted the door and walked into the president's office, He Lianhua's face instantly turned black, and Wu Ming touched his nose to follow up the office.

Looks like someone is going to be unlucky!

Leng Bingbing would drink a cup of coffee every morning before starting work, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang also cheekily asked for a cup, and soon, He Lianhua made three cups of coffee and sent it in, and before leaving, she glared at Zhuge Dachang fiercely.

Wu Ming took a shallow sip and praised: "It's not instant, is this coffee freshly brewed?" It tastes so good! ”

Leng Bingbing nodded, the corners of his mouth curled slightly, and said, "Lotus comes to work early every day, and the coffee she brews is better than Starbucks."

Drinking coffee is very bourgeois, but unfortunately Zhuge Dachang will not enjoy it at all, he swallowed half a cup in one gulp, smacked his mouth, and said astringently: "I really don't understand, what is so good about this coffee, what is the difference between this taste and soy sauce?" Salty to death! ”

"How can it be salty?" The corners of Wu Ming's mouth twitched twice, picked up the cup of coffee in front of Zhuge Dachang and sniffed it, and then said with a smile: "Hehe...... Brother Zhu, your cup is indeed soy sauce! ”

"Won't it?" Zhuge Dachang was furious and said: "Damn woman, you actually dare to add soy sauce to my coffee!" ”

Wu Ming stretched out his index finger and shook it, smiling: "You are wrong, she just mixed coffee into soy sauce." ”

Zhuge Dachang rolled up his sleeves and said viciously: "I want that woman to know how chrysanthemums turn red!" ”

"What soy sauce? What are you talking about? ”

"Brother Pig, he wants to explode...... Hmm...... Zhuge Dachang quickly covered Wu Ming's mouth, laughed dryly and said, "It's nothing, it's nothing." ”

Leng Bingbing showed a hint of suspicion, did not ask, and said lightly: "If you don't want to guard the gate, be quiet from now on, I will work." ”

In fact, it's good to guard the gate, there is TV to watch, and there is extra money to make, the two men said in their hearts, yesterday they fought the landlord with the security guard of the gate, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang also won more than 100 yuan.

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Leng Bingbing seems to only be able to see three colors on her body, black, white and gray, it is the same OL suit every day, except for black-framed glasses and a watch, she does not wear any jewelry on her body, if it is not for the courtesy of the workplace, she may not even wear makeup.

This is a vigorous and resolute woman, who likes to pay attention to efficiency in everything, tends to be masculine in her style, and has a strong sense of dedication, and it is terrible for this kind of woman to be a wife.

If you want to enjoy a fish and water joy with her, you may have to make an appointment in advance, and when doing things, she may keep urging her to hurry up and ask men to be more efficient in bed, how can this make men embarrassed?

Beauty is never tired of looking at it, men who dare not look at beautiful women are probably divided into two kinds, one is gutsless, the other is eggless, Zhuge Dachang is considered a mean, only dare to look secretly, Wu Ming not only blatantly looked, but also secretly scored Leng Bingbing......

Nine points for appearance and figure, plus 0.5 points for a smile, ten points for not wearing clothes, no touching for no clothes, zero points!

Facing Wu Ming's direct gaze, Leng Bingbing wanted to turn a blind eye, but she found it difficult, as long as Wu Ming was by her side, she couldn't always calm down and work, and moreover, a violent mood would rise, which made her want to grab something casually and knock it on Wu Ming's head, and yelled: Look at your sister!

Just when Leng Bingbing was thinking about expelling Wu Ming from the country, the door slammed open, and a handsome man holding a large bouquet of roses broke in, showing a bright smile on his face, and shouted, "Bingbing baby! ”

Subsequently, He Lianhua, who followed up in a panic, cried with a sad face and explained: "Mr. Leng, I'm sorry, I can't stop him." ”

Leng Bing sighed and said, "You go out!" ”

"Bingbing, did you miss me? We've been separated for almost a year, and I'll be here to see you as soon as I get off the plane......" The handsome man showed an enthusiastic expression, opened his arms, and continued: "Are you very moved?" Aren't you going to give me a hug? ”

Coldly indifferent, and unceremoniously exposed his lies, "As far as I know, you've been back for a few days!" ”

"Huh...... I have something to do......" The handsome man laughed dryly, held the flowers and came to the cold desk, and said affectionately: "Baby, do you blame me for not coming to see you?" ”

Leng Bingbing suddenly sneezed and waved his hand: "Quickly take the flowers away, have you forgotten that I am allergic to roses?" ”

"Why did you forget this ......" The handsome man looked embarrassed, muttered in a low voice and walked to the sofa where Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were sitting and threw away the bouquet, then handed out the business card and greeted elegantly: "Hello! I'm Lian Danteng, are you Bingbing's bodyguards? ”

The two nodded, Wu Ming looked at Leng Bingbing, and teased: "Mr. Leng, do you think we should go out first?" ”

Seeing Wu Ming like this, Lian Danteng secretly gave a thumbs up, covered his forehead coldly, and sighed: "Then take him out with him by the way!" ”

"No ......" Lian Danteng shouted, showing a hurt expression, and said, "Don't you love me anymore?" ”

"I don't remember I ever loved you!"

"You...... You heartless little thing, is it for that man? Lian Danteng showed a weeping expression, and said pitifully: "Are you really pregnant?" ”

Before he could reply coldly, Lian Danteng walked in front of her in three or two steps, and said affectionately: "I know you still love me, even if you have someone else's child in your belly, I am still willing to marry you, really!" I will treat the child in your belly as if it were my own......"

Leng Bingbing rolled his eyes and interrupted, "Have you had enough?" ”

"Ahem...... "Ahem" Lian Danteng coughed lightly twice, replied to a serious look, and said indignantly: "Where is that bastard named Wu Ming?" The woman who dares to rob me of Lian Danteng, if I catch him, I will make him look good! ”

Wu Ming touched his nose and pretended to be very interested, "What's a good idea?" ”

Lian Danteng happily delivered a speech: "I want to catch him into the pig cage, drench urine, drench urine and stool, strip off his clothes and parade on the street, make people spit, and find eighteen big men to explode his chrysanthemum ......"

Zhuge Dachang looked at Lian Danteng, showing a sympathetic expression, and Leng Bingbing showed a smile on his face, Wu Ming applauded, and said with a smile: "It doesn't seem to be ruthless enough!" ”

"I also think it's cheaper for that adulterer." Lian Dan snorted angrily.

If Wu Ming is an adulterer, what is the name of the woman who has something to do with him? He scolded coldly and angrily: "Lian Danteng, you bastard!" ”

Lian Danteng didn't notice the slip of the tongue at all, and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Wu Ming said for a long time: "It's nothing, you continue the topic just now!" ”

"Brother...... Do you also think that Wu Ming is hateful? Lian Danteng hooked Wu Ming's shoulder and conspired with the tiger: "I heard that bastard is an S-level bodyguard, and he is quite powerful, how about we join hands?" Grab him into the toilet and beat him up first to relieve his hatred! ”

"That's a good idea!"

"Brother, I haven't asked for a name yet!"

"Wu Ming!"

"What a coincidence! Your name is also Wu Ming, haha......" Lian Danteng snorted a haha, let go of Wu Ming's shoulder without a trace, and said lightly: "Bingbing, I'll go back first, and I'll come to see you another day." ”

Lian Danteng just wanted to grease the soles of his feet, Wu Ming grinned and grabbed his clothes, put his hand on his shoulder, and said with a hearty smile: "We really hit it off at first sight, let's go to the toilet and have a good chat!" ”

Lian Danteng said in a trembling voice: "Big brother, I was wrong! ”

Wu Ming smiled and said, "Just chatting, what are you nervous about?" ”

"Bingbing, save me......" Even Danteng cried wolf, Wu Ming dragged him out of the office, shook his head coldly, looked at Zhuge Dachang, and sighed: "It doesn't matter if you fight, don't let them get hurt!" ”

Zhuge Dachang nodded and walked out of the office.

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