On a certain day in a certain year and month, the moon is bright and the stars are sparse, the scorching sun is shining, and the rain is pouring down.

At that time, Wu Ming's fist was only a few centimeters from my eyes, but after a quarter of a pillar of incense, he let me go, because I made an important decision, although I have made many decisions in my life, but I think this one is the stupidest.

I gave him two thousand dollars from my wallet!

There was once a man standing in front of me with a big fist in a casserole, I gave in, and I regretted it when I lost two thousand dollars, the most painful thing in the world is this, if God can give me another chance, I will shout three words loudly: indecent!

Lonely men and widows, living in the same toilet, I don't believe that he is not afraid!

This is a page from Lian Danteng's diary.

As soon as Zhuge Dachang arrived at the door of the toilet, Wu Ming and Lian Danteng walked out shoulder to shoulder, both of them smiling......

"Danten! Where are you mixed up? ”

"I'm half-blood! Also, please don't call me by my Chinese name, just call me Pete. ”

"Okay! Danteng! ”

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Father Lian Tengtian, mother Danna, their crystallization Lian Danteng, Dansha Lian strokes Feiteng, at that time there was no word 'egg pain', Dan Teng is a good name full of literary flavor, since the word 'egg pain', this name has completely reduced to a fighter in **!

Seeing that the two men were intimate, like friends, Zhuge Dachang looked at Wu Ming and said in surprise: "You didn't beat him?" ”

Wu Ming showed an unfathomable expression, and said faintly: "Brother Pig! You underestimate my mind too much, it seems that you don't know me well enough, I don't hold grudges. ”

"I don't know you? Your kid's heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys are all black, you will revenge, you don't hold grudges, you have revenge on the spot, okay......" Zhuge Dachang said angrily, and then patted Wu Ming's shoulder heavily, and continued: "Tell me honestly, why didn't you flatten him?" ”

Lian Danteng covered his mouth and coughed lightly twice: "Ahem......"

The corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked, and he said mysteriously: "This is our secret!" ”

Secret? Two big men have their own little secrets? Zhuge Dachang suddenly felt a chill, and hurriedly jumped to the side, saying that the Tao was not the same!

Nothing to do is go to the Three Treasures Palace, Lian Tengtian came to find Leng Bingbing In addition to reminiscing about the past, in fact, there is something to talk about, Hualian Enterprise and Leng's consortium are talking about a large-scale project cooperation plan, and he represents Hualian Group to invite Leng Bingbing to go abroad for inspection.

Hualian Enterprise is a large-scale bath products group company, and its companies are all producing soap and detergent, which has nothing to do with the cold security company, but Leng Bingbing will be the chairman of the Leng Foundation, how can she be missing from going abroad.

Leng Bingbing thought about it for a while, nodded, and asked, "When will you leave, and how many days will the trip take?" ”

"Tomorrow morning, the journey will take about seven or eight days! The tickets are all booked and you have ten places. ”

"How many people are there in the delegation? Why are you giving me so many places? ”

Lian Danteng said with a smile: "With you, there are fourteen people from here, and the reason why we give you so many places is because we need a few professional bodyguards to escort you." ”

"Then why didn't you inform me in advance?" Leng Bingbing frowned and said, "I'm afraid I won't be able to pull out people." ”

"I didn't inform you, I wanted to surprise you......" Lian Danteng smiled, said, a gloom flashed in his eyes, and continued: "By the way, when can I drink your wedding wine?" ”

Leng Bingbing and Wu Ming's eyes met in the air, one was ashamed, the other was embarrassed, no one made a sound, and at this moment, Lian Danteng's mobile phone rang......

Lian Danteng said numbly: "Baby! I miss you so much, what's the matter with me? ”

Lian Danteng was pleasantly surprised: "What, are you in the hotel?" Okay, you wait for me! ”

Lian Danteng asked at the end, "By the way, who are you?" ”

Snorted coldly and said disdainfully: "There are too many babies to remember, right?" ”

"Ahem...... Don't get me wrong, I've had a lot of business lately......" Lian Danteng said with a dry smile, stood up as he spoke, and said, "Okay, I'm going to leave, uh!" Take care of a little bit of business. ”

Leng Bingbing rolled his eyes, looked at Wu Ming, and ordered: "You send him, and by the way, go to the bodyguard department to see if there are any bodyguards who have no task." ”

"Okay."

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang accompanied Lian Danteng out of the office, and as soon as they arrived outside the door, Wu Ming showed a stumbling smile, patted Lian Danteng's shoulder, and blinked: "Danteng!" If there is too much business to do, we can volunteer to help. ”

Zhuge Dachang rubbed his hands together and said with a smile: "Yes! Oh, yes! ”

Lian Danteng refused very tactfully: "Don't bother, I'm busy." ”

"Everyone is friends, don't be so polite!"

"I really don't need to!"

"Then go slowly, don't send it!" Wu Ming snorted, and immediately turned around and went down the stairs, Zhuge Dachang sighed slowly: "There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and the iron pestle is sharpened into a toothpick, young man, don't be too desperate!" ”

This face is getting so fast! The corners of Lian Danteng's mouth twitched for a long time, and after seeing Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang walking away, he immediately took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Bingbing: Your man looks hungry, you better watch tightly!

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang came to the bodyguard department, and got the news that all the bodyguards below the A level were sent out, and the specific situation had to be checked by the business department, and the two ran to the business department again, under the arrangement of Manager Robert, they began to check in groups, wow! The salesman in charge of the D team has a D mask on his chests!

Serious business? There are so many beauties in the business department, the ghost remembers the business!

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Leng Bingbing was going on a business trip to France, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang got a ride and got a free opportunity to go abroad, for professional bodyguards, going abroad is actually a common thing, after each bodyguard signs a work contract, they have to apply for a passport, and they have already got a passport.

After returning to the villa after work, the two began to pack their luggage, and their mood was somewhat excited, the place where they were going on a business trip was a country full of romantic style, and the focus was on the abundance of open beauties there.

At the end of October, Zhonghai has not yet entered the winter, and the temperature of about 20 degrees is enough to wear a thin coat to keep out the cold, and many women who love beautiful women are still wearing short skirts, but France has entered winter, and seeing that Wu Ming has not prepared a thick winter coat, Yan Ruyu reminded him that if he does not bring a thick winter coat, he will freeze into a popsicle as soon as he gets off the plane.

Except for a few suits, Wu Ming didn't have any winter clothes at all, fortunately, Yan Ruyu reminded him in time, and now he had to go out to buy it in a hurry, the two of them changed their clothes and went downstairs, and saw Feng Wushuang and Zhuge Dachang nesting on the sofa watching TV.

"We're going out shopping to buy warm clothes, are you going?" Wu Ming said hello, then looked at Zhuge Dachang, and continued: "Brother Pig, it's very cold over there in France now, do you have winter clothes?" ”

Zhuge Dachang nodded, and said politely: "I have a lot of thick clothes, so I don't need to buy them." ”

"Sister Wushuang, do you want to go shopping?"

Feng Wushuang took a sip of beer and said lazily: "If you don't go, you have to go to work tomorrow, so you can't go out." ”

"Then we're out."

Seeing Wu Ming and Yan Ruyu go out hand in hand with a sweet face, Zhuge Dachang was very envious, and secretly glanced at Feng Wushuang, wanting to say something, but he was so nervous that he couldn't say anything, and he found that the shameless pickled girl ** taught by Wu Ming was not suitable for him.

Facing Feng Wushuang, he felt like a mouse.

Glancing at Zhuge Dachang out of the corner of his eye, Feng Wushuang said lightly: "Do you want to say something?" ”

"That ......" Zhuge Dachang scratched his cheeks and ears, and slurped: "I...... I think...... I'd say you'd better stop drinking. After speaking, he immediately lowered his head in annoyance, in fact, what I wanted to say was that I wanted to soak you.

Feng Wushuang, who rarely looked at Zhuge Dachang, pushed his glasses, glanced at him seriously, and asked coldly, "Is it in your way that I drink?" ”

"No, it's not ......" Zhuge Dachang hurriedly waved his hand to deny it, and whispered: "I just think it's not good to drink too much wine, wine hurts the liver, try not to drink if you can!" ”

The corners of Feng Wushuang's mouth curled slightly, tilted his head and asked, "What can you do if you don't drink?" ”

Zhuge Dachang looked at Feng Wushuang's face cautiously, and plucked up the courage to say, "I...... If I ask you out to go shopping, you'...... Would you say yes? ”

Feng Wushuang pushed his glasses, stood up, and said, "Then you drive!" ”

"Oh......" Zhuge Dachang responded disappointedly, suddenly widened his eyes, showed a surprised expression, and said, "You...... You promised? ”

"Stupid!" Feng Wushuang snorted angrily, got up and went upstairs, and said, "I'll go back and get the bag." ”

Zhuge Dachang said excitedly: "Okay! I'll wait for you. ”

A woman drinks every day, not to show off her drinking, she is just waiting, waiting for a man to quit drinking, Feng Wushuang is a dusty book, and few men can read it.

However, a reckless man unexpectedly read the first page!

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Shop around, pick and choose, and finally go back to the first place to buy, this is a woman, men are different, as long as you enter a store, you can usually buy things well.

After buying clothes, Wu Ming used his three-inch tongue to successfully trick the ignorant girl Yan Ruyu into the grove, and said: Look at the fireflies.

The small park at night is very quiet and dark, couples like to come to this kind of place to fall in love, Wu Ming anxiously dragged Yan Ruyu, who was half-pushed and half-pushed, into the back of a bush......

A rough voice sounded: "Brother! Someone. ”

"Ahem...... There are so many fireflies! Wu Ming looked stunned, and hurriedly took Yan Ruyu, who was red-faced, and left.

After finding a small world, Wu Ming sat on the ground with his buttocks, pulled Yan Ruyu into his arms and was about to ask for a kiss, Yan Ruyu stretched out his hand and refused, and said coquettishly: "Bad guy, you said to see fireflies again?" ”

"Look at the fireflies, I don't believe this myself, but you actually believe it?"

"Hmm......" Yan Ruyu wanted to say something, but unfortunately Wu Ming didn't give her a chance, her lips touched, and the two felt each other's heartbeat and breath.

Who invented skinny jeans? I don't know how much the welfare of male compatriots has been harmed, Wu Ming secretly pulled for a long time, Yan Ruyu's jeans didn't move, and it was a mess.

Just when the two were lingering, a petite girl sneakily burrowed into their little world and said weakly: "Excuse me! ”

Yan Ruyu jumped up in fright, Wu Ming saw the uninvited guest in front of him clearly through the faint park street lamp, just a teenage girl, carrying a black bag, he showed a crying and laughing expression, and said helplessly: "Little sister!" Can I help you? ”

The little girl smiled sweetly: "Brother! Want to buy a small raincoat? ”

A little raincoat? Wu Ming's head began to sweat, could it be? Sure enough! The little girl immediately enthusiastically promoted it: "I sell the latest new sex products this year, as well as grass mold and mint flavors!" ”

Wu Mingleng paused, looked at Yan Ruyu, showed a hint of playfulness, and said with a smile: "What flavor of lollipop do you like?" ”

Yan Ruyu was so ashamed and indignant that she kicked Wu Ming, "Die!" ”

The little girl took out a box and said with a hint of shyness: "There are also fluorescent ones!" ”

Dazzling...... Fluorescent? Wu Ming was completely stunned, and a picture appeared in his mind: At the concert, the singer yelled at you and waved your glow sticks, and a group of men immediately took off their pants and waved light sticks!

This thing is too trendy to accept!

Wu Ming smiled, took out his wallet and took out a few hundred yuan and handed it to the little girl, and said softly: "It's late, go back!" ”

The little girl took the money, counted it, and said, "There is too much money, and I don't have enough goods!" ”

"Huh...... I don't want your goods, go home! ”

"Thank you, brother!" The little girl bowed, stuffed a bag of small raincoats into Wu Ming's arms, and ran away directly......

The little girl who sells flowers and cigarettes has seen it, and this Durex seller is really more alternative, but no matter what it is, there should be an untold story behind the little girl, in short, as long as you don't steal or rob, it's not shameful!

The two looked at each other for a while, Yan Ruyu burst out laughing, and said angrily: "What are you still doing?" Go back! ”

Wu Ming touched his nose, this place doesn't seem to be very safe, what if you don't go back? The beautiful field artillery plan was stillborn!