Chapter 443: Do You Look Like a Yoga Teacher?
I subconsciously asked, "Is it serious?" ”
Momo sighed: "Hey, you can go and take a look." ”
I didn't say a word, turned around and said goodbye to Yi Yeqing and Momo. Go downstairs, take a taxi, and go straight to Li Xue's house.
When I got to the place, I got out of the car, found the community, locked the building unit, went upstairs, and just rang the doorbell.
I heard a woman shouting, "Sister! Don't open the door, I don't see anyone now, I don't see anyone. ”
I thought to myself what's the matter, what a big illness, as for it?
I rang the doorbell again.
The inside door still won't open.
I looked down and pondered, took out my hand, flipped out my phone, and found Aunt Lan's mobile phone number, and I called.
Put through.
Hey, Xiao Ji, where are you? Still in Hong Kong? “
Me: "I'm not in Hong Kong, I've come back, and I'm at the door of Li Xue's house now." ”
"Ah......h
"Sister...... Don't open the door. ”
I heard Li Xue's voice asking for help.
On the other side of the phone, there is no movement at all.
I thought about it, and I said into the phone: "Aunt Lan, I'm a doctor, if there's anything, you tell me directly." Believe me. ”
Long.
The door finally opened.
I flashed into the house and saw Aunt Xiong wearing a big T-shirt, and kept looking at me shaking her head and sighing.
My heart pounds!
While changing his shoes, he lowered his voice and asked, "What's wrong with Li Xue?" ”
Aunt Lan sighed: "Alas, you will know when you enter the house in a while, Xiaoxue she won't let me say it, if I do, I will have to lose my temper when I turn around." ”
Me: "How old are you and still playing with little girls' tempers." ”
Aunt Lan accompanied: "That's what I'm talking about, such a big person." Alright, you can go into the house and take a look at her. ”
I walked into the room and saw that it was neatly tidy.
The living room was empty, the TV was on, and Li Xue was nowhere to be seen. Obviously, someone was watching TV in the living room just now, but when they heard that I was coming, they hid again.
I shouted: "Li Xue, Li Xue, it's me, I'm here." ”
No one squeaked in the room.
Aunt Lan entered the living room, she winked at me, and then raised her hand to point to the bedroom.
I passed quietly.
Knocked lightly on the door twice.
No one answered me.
I tried to twist the lock again.
Well, lock me inside.
Turning my head, I opened my mouth and whispered to Aunt Lan, "It's locked, is there a key?" ”
Aunt Lan looked anxious and whispered, "No, let Xiaoxue take her bedroom." ”
I looked down at the lock, and after a moment of thought on my cheek, I turned around and looked around the room, only to see a small fan made of hard plastic sheet.
I had an idea in my heart, and immediately told Aunt Lan to let her take a pair of scissors.
Ten seconds later, Aunt Lan brought me a pair of large scissors from the kitchen, and I cut the small fan to the size of my ID card.
Walking to the bedroom door, I smiled evilly, gently stuffed the cut card into the crack of the door, gently slid it down, and stabbed it in again.
At the same time, I held the round lock handle in my hand and swirled.
The door clicked, and the door opened.
"Ah......h
I swooped, flashed in.
The curtains were drawn in the bedroom, and I saw a small body shivering under the covers.
I couldn't hold back my joy, walked over in three or two steps, sat on the edge of the bed and said, "Li Xue, Li Xue, what's wrong with you, why don't you dare to see people." ”
The body in the bed is shaking, but he refuses to speak.
I rolled my eyes, and suddenly, I couldn't help but grab the corner of the quilt and lifted it up in one fell swoop.
"Ah......
Another scream.
Then one of the bodies sat up with his head buried between his legs, not daring to look up at me.
Ay! Sister goddess, sister goddess, where is your noble and incomprehensible goddess demeanor?
I can't see the goddess now, what I see is just an infinitely shy little girl?
That's right, the goddess sister is wearing a pale pink cotton pajamas at this time, and her feet are also a pair of white cotton socks.
Her long hair was on either side of her bent legs, and she buried her head in her knees, her body trembling slightly.
I thought about it for a moment, and I said, "What's the matter, this is disfigured?" ”
"Not really." Li Xue finally replied.
"Then why don't you have a face?"
"The image is not good."
"Come on, you, it's not like I didn't see you when you weren't exquisite, don't pretend. Quickly, obediently, let the doctor take a look and check the body. ”
"No, no."
Okay, you Li Xue, make a fuss with me, I pondered for a moment, I was suddenly startled and shouted: "Ah...... Spider, Li Xue, when did you raise such a big spider on your shoulder, wow, it's scary, it's terrifying. ”
Li Xue shuddered, suddenly raised her head, and turned her face to look.
In this second, I finally saw clearly.
At the same time, I also know why the goddess sister refuses to see me.
Poor Li Xueyo, she has mumps.
Mumps is an epidemic infectious disease that occurs in spring and winter, and is generally more common in adolescents and adults.
Most of Li Xue's cheeks were swollen, and her beautiful and delicate face was about to be deformed.
No wonder I don't dare to see people, this look, indeed, destroys the image of the goddess!
However, I don't care, in my heart, she should be what she is, what she should be.
Li Xue turned her head and saw that her shoulders were empty, and then she realized that I had deceived her weak little heart.
She didn't look too much, as soon as she was aggrieved, the tears couldn't stop fluttering, fluttering and falling down.
When she was done, she looked at me resentfully and said, "I've ruined your image, I'...... I'm not alive anymore. ”
After saying that, twist your head, and you have to go to open the window.
Where is this? Although she didn't really want to die, she couldn't let her succeed if she pretended.
I swooped and pounced, and threw myself on the bed for the goddess.
I pressed her arms.
She raised her leg to kick me angrily, but she couldn't reach it, she couldn't help it, she twisted her head, and finally didn't forget to press the swollen half of her face to one side.
"You let go of my ......"
"You have to promise me not to die."
"I ...... I...... Woohoo......"
Ay! I sighed, got off Li Xue, took her small hand and said, "What's the matter, why did you accidentally get mumps?" ”
Li Xue got up, drooped her head, sat on the bed and said: "Angry, the cultural circle that was originally built, you also know, you, we have all paid a lot of effort, and the early operation is very good, holding some health preservation, cultural salons or something." But...... But later, I don't know who it was and what Dan Dao was promoting, as a result, they went to other places to listen to the lectures, and then they were going to learn what Dan Dao health preservation. ”
I pushed Li Xue: "Even so, you won't be angry." ”
Li Xue: "I'm in a hurry, I'm really anxious, you ...... You also know my personality. ”
I said, "Okay, I'm not coming back?" Let's take care of his Dan Dao, what the way, let's take care of it, if you are sick, you should take medicine and take medicine, oh yes, have you gone to my club to get medicine? ”
Li Xue pouted: "Do you think I'm embarrassed to go out with my image?" ”
I understand.
Then I happened to see the bedroom windowsill and raised two pots of cactus, so I said to Li Xue, "You raised it?" ”
Li Xue nodded.
I'm speechless......
Otherwise, this girl who grew up absorbing American culture doesn't know these little tricks of Chinese folk.
Leave your hometown, children have mumps, find a cactus, chop it, wrap it in a cloth, apply it to the affected area, and it will be good for a few days.
I got up and said to Li Xue, "Okay, give me a pot of this cactus." ”
Li Xue: "What are you doing?" ”
Me: "Cure your illness!" ”
I went to the windowsill and took the cactus, smiled with Li Xue, then turned out of the bedroom, everywhere, asked Aunt Lan to help, took the cactus out, took the cactus out, took the skin with a knife, took it to the kitchen, chopped it into a paste with a kitchen knife, and then asked Aunt Lan to find a clean white cloth and wrap it.
I took the finished medicine bag, walked to the bedroom, faced Li Xue and said, "Come, good, let me label this for you." ”
Li Xue covered her face and shook her head desperately: "No, it's ugly." ”
I thought about it, I took my mobile phone, adjusted the camera mode, and aimed it at Li Xue.
Li Xue was shocked: "Ah...... You, what are you going to do? ”
I said, "Be obedient and post it, otherwise, I'll take a picture of you and send it to WeChat." ”
Li Xue covered her face, and kicked her feet on the bed: "Xiao Ji, you are too bad, too bad, you, you can't ...... like this"
I happily watched the goddess sister sa Xiaojiao.
All right! After a short while, Li Xue settled down. He closed his eyes and said, "That...... You can post it for me. ”
I smiled, you're welcome, walked over, and directly slapped half of the cactus bag on the chin. Then I took the two ends of the white cloth, wrapped my chin around it, and tied a big knot on the door of my head.
That's it, call it a day. I called Aunt Lan again, and I said, "Mung beans, tofu, rock sugar, boil them together with water, give her a small bowl each time, and she will be cured in three days. ”
Aunt Lan happily shook my hand: "Oh, it's still Doctor Ji, and at a critical time, it has to be Doctor Ji." ”
I smiled and said, "Okay, that's it, it's nothing, I'm leaving." ”
"Xiao Ji, you ...... Are you leaving? ”
Li Xue's voice came from the bedroom.
I twisted my head and said to the inside: "Go, but don't leave the city, you get better quickly, okay, let's reorganize the cultural circle of BQ." ”
"yes, okay."
I told Aunt Lan again, if there is anything, call me directly, you are welcome.
Aunt Lan whispered: "Originally, I was going to beat you, but Li Xue didn't let her, she was shy." ”
I'm speechless......
Woman, woman, sure enough, image is more important than life.
Coming out of Li Xue's house, I thought about it, took a taxi, and went directly to the yoga studio.
When I got to the place, as soon as I went inside, when I passed by the group classroom, sure enough, I saw a group of middle-aged old men mixed in the middle of a group of little girls, staring maliciously, looking, looking.
Your uncle! Wandering into this place, the hooligans have come.
I thought about it for a moment and went up to the second floor.
I went upstairs and asked the waiter, and then I found Yu Linglin in a monitoring room.
Comrade Linlin, with a frosty face, sat on a big leather chair and stared at more than a dozen monitoring screens.
Seeing me come in, Linlin sighed and said, "Brother Ji, look, these men are really shameless." I, now, really want to get their tuition back and drive them away. ”
I stepped forward and said, "Why do you want to refund the tuition?" ”
"What then?" Shou Linglin spread his hands.
I smiled evilly: "Linlin, do you look at me, like a yoga teacher?" ”