"Class reunion?" I asked suspiciously, Wang Damin's social circle has nothing to do with me, I don't know them at all, and since I woke up, no classmates have contacted me, in order to hide my identity, I rarely contact my classmates when I was in college, why did this group of people suddenly remember me today?

The section chief Ma on the other end of the phone was quite enthusiastic: "Of course it's a party, let's get together every year, you didn't participate last year and the year before last, what's the matter, I don't know who spread rumors that you died, we all believed it, until a few days ago we inquired about the original you are alive and well, you can't fall behind in our party this time, this year there are many classmates who are going to get married, and there are many children with the same students, everyone is lively and lively together!" ”

I really didn't want to go, but I couldn't seem to find a suitable excuse to refuse, so I had to ask, "Where are we going to meet?" ”

Chief Ma: "Hero Building, in our coal city is also considered to be high-grade, after eating, let's go to the golden voice to sing and sing, and then at night we go to the Qingquan Club to live, soak in the hot springs or something, remember, the day after tomorrow at four o'clock in the afternoon at the hero building, don't be late!" ”

After saying that, the other party hung up the phone.

Then I began to wonder about this, why did these classmates think of me?

I asked Liu Qian next to me: "Section Chief Ma is my classmate?" ”

Liu Qian was holding chopsticks to break down a crab, eating it with relish, she wiped her oily mouth and replied: "Yes, I heard you say, he seems to be the section chief of the city TV station." ”

I asked, "Have they ever asked me for a class reunion before?" What's my relationship with my classmates? ”

Liu Qian nodded: "I have found it, I will receive 800 yuan each time, and I can bring my family!" Hum! You can't be happy to go every time, but it seems that your relationship with most people is ordinary! ”

It seems that I don't get along with these classmates too well, so should I go? I've already agreed, it's not good not to go, but if I go, I don't know anyone, so I can't pretend to be a fool, right?

Liu Qian killed one crab in three times and divided five by two, and quickly picked up another one, and said to me with a wink: "You don't have to worry, I can accompany you, I know them all, and besides, there is your college ...... First love! Every time you are so happy to attend a class reunion, isn't it just to meet her? I heard that this woman has been chasing you for more than ten years, and she has been writing love letters to you since she was in elementary school, and if it weren't for my appearance, both of your children would be in junior high school now! When you were in a car accident the year before last, she came to the hospital to look for you, and I happened to meet her at the entrance of the hospital, and I told her that you were dead...... She cried and left! ”

Su Diao Complex raised his head suddenly, looked at me and said, "I'll go too!" ”

The whole room suddenly fell silent, and even the people at the table next to me stopped their dishes and chopsticks and peeked at me.

I said to Su Diao Complex with a bitter face, "Isn't this okay? ”

Su Diao's complex also seemed to understand my situation, so she made an excuse for me: "I heard it all, they have a daughter-in-law and children, you can tell ...... I'm your sister-in-law! ”

Zhang Ping bit the chopsticks in her mouth, and said with flashing eyes: "I like the party the most, I want to go too!" You just say I'm the second sister-in-law. ”

The Dark Bird immediately followed and said, "If Sister Pingping goes, I will go too!" You just say that I am your third sister-in-law. ”

120 came over with a dark face and said in my ear, "I'm going too, I'm going to see your first girlfriend!" You just say I'm your brother-in-law! ”

Ding Nan said: "I'm going to see this girl too, I'll pretend to be your aunt!" ”

Yideng said: "Section Chief Wang, how about I pretend to be your grandfather?" ”

Morning glory picked up the kitchen knife and slashed: "Paralyzed, you don't take advantage of it so much!" ”

Immediately afterwards, everyone in the room raised their hands and said that they wanted to follow me, and the three of Nana were eating deliciously, but when they saw that everyone raised their hands, they also cautiously raised their hands in the same way as everyone raised their hands.

I suddenly became angry: ", what are you mixing with my class reunion?" ”

Everyone looked at me unpleasantly, and it was clear that they were all interested in my first girlfriend, whom I didn't know at all.

I was noncommittal, I simply didn't speak, and I just ran out secretly the day after tomorrow!

Thinking of this, I asked everyone: "By the way, do you know where the Golden Throat KTV is?" Why is it so familiar? ”

One light said, "I remember, didn't we smash that place?" ”

I looked at Wang Chongyang: "Is it your industry?" ”

Wang Chongyang nodded: "Not bad!" Besides, the clear spring club is also my property! That's our own place, I'll call them in a while and ask them to check the private room that your classmates have booked, and I'll let them set aside the private room next door, so that it won't scare your classmates! ”

It seems that this can only be the case, but I don't know what trouble these people will cause me the day after tomorrow!

With this out of the way, I threw up the next conundrum: who is going to be interviewed?

I briefly explained the reason and significance of the interview, and then let them discuss it freely, and pointed out that I hoped that they would better recommend themselves and not let me force it.

Obviously, I underestimated their enthusiasm, and soon, except for a few Yin Spirits and Nana, everyone else raised their hands and scrambled to say, "Choose me, choose me!" ”

The whole room started to be in a commotion, and I slapped the table and smiled and said to them, "Don't shout, okay?" You go back tonight to write a speech, and tomorrow during the day you will have a vote, and whoever writes the best and speaks the best will be elected, and there will be three places in total! ”

Yideng raised his hand and asked me, "What about the martial arts performance?" ”

This is indeed a problem, all of these people are martial arts masters, and any one can cause great harm to the society if they are taken out and put outside, and their martial arts types are also quite complicated, there are eight great biao people who are proficient in external skills and metaphysics, there are twelve idiots who are proficient in internal skills, and Wang Chongyang, 120, Su Diao complexes who are proficient in spiritual power, and there are four monsters who are omnipotent, they are all excellent from the perspective of kung fu itself, and the difference is in their age, I am not convenient to speak on this issue, After all, at this time, it is not appropriate to say that anyone's kung fu is not good, and if you don't do it well, you will offend people, and finally, I had an idea and said to everyone: "We can draw lots for this!" ”

Sure enough, everyone was happy!

Nana's eyes when they looked at us could no longer be described as shocked, and I don't know if this little girl was full of reverence for us or if she thought we were crazy.

The fourth bull pointed to the arch next to the room and said to the big bear: "Look, that hole was shot by me!" ”

Big Bear freezes in an instant!