The next morning, a bunch of people upstairs and downstairs started to fight, as if it was because someone cheated in the process of drawing lots, and then the gang began to gang up.

The four monsters and Wang Chongyang, 120, and Su Diao complexes finally have some mastery demeanor, and they disdain to show their heads, and it is precisely because of this that others have the confidence to participate.

I saw that they were fighting to the death, and I didn't have the heart to persuade them, so I told them to wait for me at home, prepare their speeches, and went downstairs and went out. I received a call from Zhang Qiang in the morning, and the creditor wanted to come to visit me in person, but when he heard that Morning Glory and Lao Zhao were still here, he dispelled his thoughts, and I had no choice but to go to him.

Or the last time in the teahouse, after I went in, Zhang Qiang was sneezing constantly, like a firecracker, I asked him with a smile: "What's the matter, Brother Zhang, do you have a cold?" ”

Zhang Qiang's eyes and nose were red, and he wiped them with toilet paper vigorously, and after a long time, he responded to me: "I have a cold, it's too cold this day, I said Wang Damin, when will you pay back?" I didn't even buy cotton clothes! ”

I immediately changed the subject: "Section Chief Zhang, is there something wrong with me?" ”

Zhang Qiang looked like he had a fever and was in a trance, he was stunned for a long time before he said to me, "You said you went down last time?" ”

I nodded: "It's fun to be fun!" By the way, Section Chief Zhang, do you want to have fun? ”

Section Chief Zhang hurriedly shook his head: "I'll forget it, I heard a light say that you took a photo, right?" Hurry up and show me, I've been arguing with the leader every day because of your affairs these days, and I have to come up with some evidence for anything today! ”

I was a little puzzled: "Aren't we not practicing feudal superstition?" ”

Section Chief Zhang sneezed again: "There is no evidence to prove the existence, it is naturally feudal superstition that is fabricated out of thin air by thought, your situation has involved the problem of parallel space, although I don't believe what I said, but I am also very curious, you had better bring back the evidence, otherwise, I will be miserable!" ”

I threw the camera and mobile phone to Zhang Qiang at the same time: "Look for yourself, there are photos in it!" ”

Zhang Qiang quickly picked up the camera to check, and then was startled, and then, he began to be startled, and he was completely speechless in the back, and after a long time, he asked me solemnly: "Wang Damin, your photo is not synthesized by a computer, right?" ”

I shrugged my shoulders and smiled: "You experts can naturally distinguish the authenticity of the photo, it doesn't matter what I say, just let your experts check it!" ”

Zhang Qiang nodded: "I'll take this camera back first, the copied files can't be done, the original is convincing, I don't need the mobile phone, and I deleted this photo of you lying on other men shirtless, this is a bit unethical......"

Me: "......"

Zhang Qiang smiled and continued to say to me: "If this matter is true, then our country will be the first country to discover a parallel universe, by the way, have you met the officials of that universe, and are they interested in communicating with us?" ”

I quickly shook my head and explained, "I went secretly this time, and the horse face didn't know it!" ”

Zhang Qiang sighed regretfully and began to fall silent.

Then, we talked about some things to be interviewed tomorrow, at first Zhang Qiang was a little uneasy, saying that he wanted to take a look in advance, but the old things in my family have not yet come to a conclusion, I made up a few reasons, and Zhang Qiang left in disbelief.

……

Out of the teahouse, I called Su Diao Complex and Liu Qian and asked them to come to the Friendship Mall.

Because of tomorrow's class reunion, I have to take care of my classmates, since the crossing, most of my clothes have been burned to ashes, and the few remaining ones are also covered with all kinds of swords and sticks caused by the damage, I can't always wear like a beggar to meet my classmates, so I decided to buy two sets of clothes today.

Soon, Su Diao Complex, Liu Qian, Zhang Ping, and the Dark Bird came.

Su Diao and Liu Qian had a long face, as if someone else owed them money, but Zhang Ping and the Dark Bird were quite excited, and I asked the two: "Why are you two here?" ”

Zhang Ping took out a wad of money from his pocket: "Shopping!" ”

I asked her suspiciously, "Where did you get the money?" I remember that I left you 2,000 yuan, and you must have at least 20,000 yuan! ”

Zhang Ping smiled mysteriously: "Before you came back, a company asked me to take pictures with Mingming, saying that it was to give money!" So we went, and then gave each of us 10,000 yuan! ”

, these two women aren't going to be tender models, right? I hurriedly asked, "Dressed or undressed?" ”

Zhang Ping and the Soul Bird glared at me at the same time, and scolded at the same time: "Dirty! ”

"......", I don't care if people have money and like to shop, I smiled and said to the four women: "Let's go, I'll spend with my master!" ”

As soon as I entered the mall, the eyes of all the male compatriots fell on us, especially the four women, the four of them were dressed differently, Su Diao complex was cold and glamorous, Liu Qian was soft, Zhang Ping was sexy, and the birds were wild, and the men's eyes on me could not be described as envious, jealous and hateful, I felt as if I had some kind of hatred for killing my father and taking my wife with them.

However, this is a society governed by the rule of law after all, and I fought back with my head held high and their resentful gazes, and then, in exchange for vicious curses.

When I walked to the third floor, I saw a huge photo, on which was Zhang Ping and the bird in underwear, obviously, these two people were shooting underwear advertisements, and my heart calmed down, I always thought that the two of them were printed on the small advertisement!

Along the way, the four women made a lot of gains, bought several sets from the inside out, and I also took a fancy to a suit.

After changing in the fitting room, I walked out with kicks, and Zhang Ping was stunned when she saw me: "It's a bit like a dog, but your body is too thin to hold up." ”

The evaluation of the Dark Bird is: "You are the first to wear a suit into a windbreaker!" ”

Su Diao Complex stared at me for a long time and said, "That, it's really not good, I'll beat you up tomorrow, you can wear it again!" ”

Liu Qian couldn't bear to stimulate me, and said very tactfully: "It's good to match cotton pants and autumn pants with wool pants!" ”

In desperation, I asked my boss, "Is there any weight loss?" ”

The boss was also quite helpless: "Dude, exercise your body, no matter how young it is, it's children's clothes......"

Me: "Boss, don't abuse people, no matter what I say, it's almost a hundred pounds!" ”

Boss: "My son is twelve years old, one hundred and six pounds......"

Me: "Is there a suit that your son can wear?" ”

Boss: "You're wearing ......"

In the end, in desperation, I still bought this set, and after packing, I dragged the four women to rush home.

When I got home, it was almost twelve o'clock, and everyone was concentrating on writing with pen and paper, and I asked a light at the door, "How is it?" Did the draw get results? ”

Yideng looked at me rather unhappily and muttered, "It's a result!" ”

It seems that this old monk did not succeed!

I walked up to the old monk and asked with a smile, "How was it chosen?" ”

The old monk wrote seriously, and explained casually: "Lao Zhao's idea, guess the boxing, two little bees ......"

"......" I asked, "Who won?" ”

Without raising his head, he pointed to the bedroom: "Three teasers are interviewing clothes in it!" ”

I was awe-inspiring at the door of the bedroom and looked, it turned out to be a female bat, morning glory, and the old six, these three people have changed into a new set of clothes, I heard a light say that Wang Chongyang called someone to send it, the three of them stood in front of the mirror of the wardrobe and twisted around, the female bat was wearing a dress, with two wings attached to her back, looking like an angel with a limited IQ, Morning Glory didn't know when her hair had been dyed black, a kitchen knife in one hand was posing, and the sixth was wearing loose sportswear, How to look like a weightlifter.

I coughed lightly twice and laughed and said to the three of them, "Not bad! ”

The female bat looked back and smiled: "Section Chief Wang, is the place where the video was recorded spacious enough?" Can it take off? ”

I speculated, "Eighty percent can!" ”

Morning Glory also happily asked me, "Master, can I report the name of our bald head tomorrow?" ”

"Forget it, low-key, our sect has never been fame and fortune!" I can only tell her that, after all, how does this bald man sound like a bad organization.

The sixth child was covered in sweat and panting heavily, and he said to me, "Master, can you discuss with them, I want to wear pants, this dress is too hot!" ”

"Sixth, just bear with it! This documentary is a national must-see! ”

None of the three of them received a satisfactory answer, a little disappointed, and then they ignored me.

I walked out of the room and shouted in the hallway, "It's time to eat, it's time to speak!" All come to 301! ”

Soon, everyone gathered.

……

Ten minutes later, I sat on the sofa with my rice bowl in my hand, and on the left were Su Diao's complex, who was also the Holy Sect Leader of the Sun and Moon Divine Sect, and the beautiful Yin Si Ya Servant Su Feifei, my ex-wife Liu Qian, the classical beauty Zhang Ping, and the ancient divine beast Dark Bird. On the right are Wang Chongyang, the founder of the Quanzhen Sect, Lao Chi, a descendant of the Wu clan, He Brickjia, an economist, and a martial arts master.120.

Nine of us were honored to be selected as judges for the Folk Culture Symposium, and we are about to select three of the many candidates to be interviewed by the TV station on our behalf.

Yideng took the speech, stood solemnly and straight in front of the nine of us, and said affectionately: "Judges, leaders, guests, friends, good afternoon, my name is Yideng, first of all, please allow me to express my cordial greetings and high respect to you, as the saying goes, trees do not live without roots, people do not stand without roots, we are all proud Chinese descendants, today, I am here to discuss with you our traditional customs ......"

I nodded, and said to Wang Chongyang beside me: "A light is good, the love is sincere, just a few words can move a large piece!" ”

Wang Chongyang agreed: "Yes, but it would be much better if his chest muscles didn't tremble, and I will deduct points for a while!" ”

Yideng still gave a serious speech: "In 42 years, I once went to Hewu City to investigate, there is a special custom, the local people in order to beg the river god to bless, actually put their young daughter into a cage, throw it into the river to the so-called river god, this is not right, you don't want it can be given to me, I was a single man back then......"

I picked up the ashtray and smashed it: "Get out!" Get me out now! ”