Crazy, it's crazy, there was actually a man who snatched the groom away at the wedding, although such an alternative knife snatching incident is not unprecedented, but it is absolutely shocking, it is really domineering.

The white military car drove out of Haiding District, Wu Ming glanced at Zhuge Dachang, whose shoulders had been shrugging, and said angrily: "Haven't you laughed enough?" ”

"Poof! Haha......" Zhuge Dachang couldn't help but burst out laughing and said, "You two will definitely make headlines tomorrow." ”

Ruan Nan clenched his hands into fists and supported his chin, shook his head and pretended to be cute, and said cutely: "Wu Shao, you have to be responsible for others!" ”

Uncle sells cuteness, no eggs will hurt bladder, Wu Ming gave a cold war, and said viciously: "Brother pig, open the door, I'll throw him out." ”

“…………”

"Damn! It's heartless, isn't it? Ruan Nan screamed and complained: "You pulled me out and caused me to be misunderstood by the whole world as a friend, shouldn't you be responsible?" ”

Wu Ming, who was sitting in the passenger seat, turned his head and said arrogantly: "As soon as I lead you, I will leave, are you a donkey?" ”

"If you don't leave, Lao Tzu is already Tang Yuyan's man? Will you be happy? ”

Zhuge Dachang said curiously: "You seem to be quite resistant to the marriage arranged by your family?" ”

"I don't have much resistance, anyway, the marriage will end sooner or later, I just don't want to marry Tang Yuyan."

"Why?"

Ruan Nan said helplessly: "That little shrew has used me as a sandbag since she was a child, and I want to marry her, and I will never have the opportunity to make a second wife in this life." ”

Wu Ming said disdainfully: "Who are you who are so unproductive, that chick I can pinch her out of eighteen postures with one hand, are you still afraid of her?" ”

"Who is not afraid of tigress? She said that she would abolish me on the first day of marriage and let me become Wu Yingxiong, and if a man became a eunuch, it would be useless to take the second wife. ”

"Who is Wu Yingying?"

Zhuge Dachang glanced at Wu Ming seriously and explained: "If you are Wu Sangui, then Wu Yingxiong is your son." ”

"Son?" Wu Ming looked at Ruan Nan with a smile and said, "Come!" The scream is good. ”

"Get out!"

After a few seconds of silence, Zhuge Dachang asked in a very ambiguous tone: "Sangui, I still can't figure it out, why do you want to rob the groom?" ”

"You think I'm really Ji?" Wu Ming had a dark face and said, "You don't know if you didn't go in, the guards have guns and cannons in their hands, and if I want to rob the bride, I will already make the family into a sieve." ”

Ruan Nan pouted and said, "So you robbed me?" ”

"You're so robbing! Didn't you see me dragging you out, not even a single person to stop you? ”

"No wonder the old man doesn't want to see me...... Ruan Nan frowned, and said suspiciously: "Did I really pick it up?" ”

Zhuge Dachang ridiculed: "The second mother gave birth, right?" ”

Ruan Nan replied: "You are the second mother." ”

"Normal people are born to second wives, and no one wants those with third wives, right?"

“…………”

Wu Ming sighed and said: "In short, men are worthless these days, and traffickers are abducting women and selling them to other people's wives in places where birds don't pull often, have you seen any abducted men sold to others as husbands?" ”

"The groom is gone, so the engagement ceremony shouldn't be able to continue, right?"

"Nonsense!" Ruan Nan rolled his eyes and said, "Is it possible that I can still let my father give it to you?" ”

Zhuge Dachang showed a lewd expression and said: "The son and the father repay the debt, it is justified, this is not accurate, I can help you get a room." ”

Wu Ming jumped to his feet and said hurriedly: "Hole your sister!" If the old boy dares to touch a hair of my woman, I will cut off his roots and curse him for giving birth to a son without eyes. ”

"Wu Shao?"

"Huh?"

"I've got eyes."

“…………”

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, where are we going now?"

"I ate a bowl of somen noodles in the morning, which is worse than the beggars in the train station square, so let's find a place to rub the meat first."

"Yes, yes, find a place to eat first and celebrate my temporary return to singleness."

The white military car drove out of Haiding District in a hurry, and at this time the engagement ceremony had blown up the temple, the Tang family was quite calm, and the Ruan family was already so angry that their faces were red and their necks were thick, but the groom didn't bring a mobile phone, and he couldn't get in touch if he wanted to.

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In the convention hall on the first floor of Fengtai International Hotel, the brand Issey Miyake is holding a winter fashion show here, and this fashion show does not invite guests, only some professional media personnel and clothing dealers.

Both sides of the catwalk are full of long guns and short cannons, the catwalk has not yet begun, many photographers are still debugging equipment and equipment, and the fast ones have set up the equipment in anticipation......

"Damn, why haven't you come out yet?"

"Sangui! Be patient with a bit, we're professional photographers too. ”

Do you shoot people's skirts professionally? Ruan Nan behind the two secretly wiped his sweat, and while they were eating, Ruan Nan bumped into an acquaintance who was doing clothing distribution, and then Wu Ming and the three appeared here.

Of course, they are not very interested in clothing, they are only interested in beautiful models, and after the press conference, there will be a drinking party, and there will definitely be beautiful women at the drinking party, and they plan to invite a few beautiful women to play together.

The lights changed suddenly, the energetic music sounded, and after the host talked nonsense for a while, the catwalk officially began, Wu Ming, who was located at the exit of the catwalk, hurriedly raised his mobile phone high, and the two old men roared by......

Wu Ming's hands shook in fright, turned his head to look at Ruan Nan, and asked, "How can there be a man?" ”

Ruan Nan shrugged and said, "This is not a pure women's clothing conference, this is a winter clothing conference, you can't let female models show men's clothing, right?" ”

"Why not? I think it's sexy for women to walk the catwalk in men's pants. ”

"Shirtless?"

"Of course."

"Isn't that sexy?"

"It's really unbearable for men to wear women's panties on the catwalk."

“…………”

After a group of men's clothes, it was finally the turn of the women's clothes to appear, the first female model to come out was wearing a winter skirt, Wu Ming immediately picked up the mobile phone and took a wild shot at the bottom of someone's skirt, the female model on the catwalk had a stiff face, where did the bandits come from? Dare to shoot the bottom of a woman's skirt so openly.

The female model walked back after a show, and saw that Wu Ming was happily holding her mobile phone and waiting for her to go back, her movements immediately twisted, and the steps were unnatural, and when she returned to Wu Ming's side, she stumbled on her left foot and her right foot due to nervousness, and directly fell down the catwalk.

After a short period of screaming and confusion, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang carried the embarrassed female model onto the catwalk, and in less than a minute after falling, the female model's shoes and socks were gone, and as soon as she returned to the stage, she immediately ran back to the dressing room, panicked like a poisonous snake behind her.

Ruan Nan triumphantly took out a pair of stockings and said with a grin: "I took it off, right?" ”

"Yes, I have eighty percent of my skills...... Zhuge Dachang held another pair of stockings in his hand, looked at Wu Ming who was empty-handed, and said regretfully: "Your skills have regressed." ”

Wu Ming spread his hands and said, "She is not wearing underwear, what can I do?" ”

“…………”

is worthy of being the leader of the adultery world, the old-timer of the hooligan world, what is the realm, this is the realm, Zhuge Dachang and Ruan Nan are embarrassed, when they are still complacent about a pair of stockings, they don't know that their predecessors have thrown them away a few streets.

"By the way, didn't you say that this brand is Oriental?" Zhuge Dachang looked at Ruan Nan suspiciously, and asked, "Why did I hear that chick scolding your sister just now?" ”

"This brand is indeed oriental, but the model seems to be from our Chinese."

Wu Ming wiped his sweat and said, "We seem to be blindly patriotic." ”

"This is a reminder to be patriotic and sensible."

"She doesn't have a flag on her, who knows what country she belongs to?" Zhuge Dachang refused to admit his mistake, "Who told her to help the devil on the catwalk, she deserves it." ”

More than an hour later, the brand's fashion show ended, the cocktail party officially began, the guests moved to the hotel restaurant, Wu Ming and the three were still eating, two white models were delivered to the door by themselves, two tall and long-legged male models.

Whose ass is so warped, how did he attract a man?

"You Huaxia is really a magical and beautiful place, and every inch of land here is fascinating."

"Are you going to buy a cemetery?"

“…………”

After Wu Ming choked on one, the other continued to say in stiff Chinese: "I think you have a lot of potential to be bored, do you want to be a model?" ”

"With a monthly salary of 10 million, we will do it if we can afford it."

"Not so much, though, I think you're probably interested in this job."

"I'm bored."

"Are you really bored and not interested in being a condom trial model?"

"What do you say? Condom trial model? Wu Ming became interested and asked, "How to try it?" ”

"Male and female models try it out together."

"I'm going!" After Wu Ming exclaimed, he praised: "This job must be won." ”

"How's that, interested?"

"Yes, yes, interested." Ruan Nan nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and asked, "There shouldn't be a lot of models like this, right?" We went, what did you do? ”

"That's the case, the cost of hiring a female model for a long time is too high, and in order to save costs, the company plans to invite a male model, so that I can choose the male model I like."

“…………”

Wu Ming and the three of them were so frightened that they fled, this world is too crazy, the era of friends is coming, women should have a sense of crisis, don't let a good man slip away from his hands, otherwise he may become a friend, and it will be useless to regret it then.

Teacher Cang's ecstatic cry resounded in every pit, Wu Ming took out his mobile phone to look at it, and said with a smile after connecting: "Your call seems to be a little late?" ”

"Where are you?"

"A mysterious place."

"Don't talk nonsense!" Tang Yuyan said impatiently: "Where is it?" ”

"Toilet."

“…………”

"To be exact, it's the toilet in the restaurant of Fengtai International Hotel, and Ruan Nan and I are attending a drinking party."

"You're still in the mood to play?"

"The sky hasn't fallen, why not?"

"I won't talk nonsense with you, my grandfather will see you tomorrow morning, and I'll contact you tomorrow, if the phone doesn't work, I'll bear the consequences."

After hanging up the phone, Wu Ming frowned, it seemed that the person who came was not good? Except for Tang Yuyan, everyone else in the Tang family gave people a sinister feeling, and they didn't know what tricks they wanted to play?