When the countdown to the engagement ceremony of Ruan and Tang entered the ninth day, Tang Yuyan went back to his father's house to live, and for a week, no matter how Wu Ming cheated, he couldn't cheat it, his pants were taken off, and the camera was ready.

A stupid girl who is usually stupid, why did she suddenly have a light at a critical moment? knew that she should have been done in the parking lot of the police station, decisively shook the car, and decisively took her fruit photos, Wu Ming's flowers and intestines were all regretful.

Ruan Tang's engagement ceremony entered the last two days when the countdown was made, and the coercion didn't work, and after a long talk with his husband, he made a plan, and they decided to follow the common bloody plot in TV dramas and rob relatives!

The plan has been decided, keep up the fun, will anyone's farewell bachelorette party be held for ten days? Yes, this person is Comrade Ruan Nan, Wu Ming is very honored, every time he is invited, they can be said to be the most harmonious husband and adulterer in the world.

Every day with red peaches and green willows, raw Zhang ripe plums, Wu Ming is about to forget the days of the mortal world, drunk and dreaming for ten consecutive days, so that he is still a little confused when he gets up in the morning, it seems that he wants to do a very important thing today, what is it?

Depend on! Today is the day of Ruan Nan's engagement to Tang Yuyan.

Last night, Ruan Nan had already told him to be sure to grab his relatives on time, Wu Ming looked at the time and breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he drove faster, he was in a hurry, and he could also take the time to make up a bloody line on the road.

Wu Ming pulled Zhuge Dachang and went out in a hurry, if he went late, Tang Yuyan would really get married, and it was protected by law, the engagement ceremony of the Ruan and Tang families was not held to cheat the gift money, many rich families held an engagement banquet in order to get a certificate, they invited the staff of the notary office of the Civil Affairs Bureau to the scene, and directly registered and obtained the certificate for the newlyweds at the engagement banquet.

"Brother Pig, hurry up."

"We're already speeding."

"I'm afraid of hair! Even if we are fined, we will not pay it. ”

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In addition to not running a red light, Zhuge Dachang frequently overtook on the road, and when they entered Haiding District, they saw that there was more than enough time, so they parked into a noodle restaurant and asked for a bowl of legendary Yangchun noodles.

"I'm rubbing, why is there no meat and no side dishes on this side? Is this somen noodles? ”

"Nonsense, Yangchun noodles are plain noodles."

Wu Ming burst into tears and said, "You said it earlier!" I often hear people shouting for a bowl of Yangchun noodles on TV, and I thought it was delicious, but it was actually somen noodles. ”

Zhuge Dachang covered his mouth and snickered: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and eat!" ”

After the two finished eating, they slowly walked back to the car with their teeth picked, Wu Ming snapped his fingers and said, "Let's go, grab the kiss." ”

"Have you figured out how to grab it?"

Wu Ming twisted his thighs, his eyes immediately moistened, and he said with grief: "Do you really want to marry someone else with my flesh and blood?" ”

"Damn! It's bloody, isn't it? ”

"And what do you want?" Wu Ming pursed his lips and said, "Do you want me to carry a can of gas in, shouting that if you dare to marry someone else, I will immediately light the fire?" ”

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New Century Hotel, this is a starless and classless small hotel, the two of them parked the car, there was some suspicion in their eyes, Ruan Tang and Tang are both big families, how to choose such a small hotel for a happy event?

The red word Daxi is very eye-catching, the door is full of red cannon chips, there is no one at the door to welcome guests, Wu Ming's eyes widened, could it be that the engagement ceremony has begun? After getting out of the car, he rushed directly into the hotel, without even looking at the number plate outside the door.

After Zhuge Dachang got out of the car, he took a closer look at the name card, the groom Ma XX, the bride Yu XX, his sweat came down directly, took out the wedding sticker and took a closer look, only to find a fatal mistake, the place where Ruan and Tang invited the banquet was the New Century Hotel, this is the New Century Hotel, just one word, it just so happened that this family also did happy events, it was really a dead father.

Wu Ming rushed into the hotel lobby and saw a couple of newlyweds kneeling in front of the high hall from a distance, and the master of ceremonies happened to ask, "Bride, are you willing to marry the groom?" ”

"She doesn't want to!" Wu Ming yelled, he didn't have time to show his acting skills and pretend to be heartbroken, he directly said loudly: "Xiaoyu, do you really want to take my child to marry someone else?" ”

The bride turned around and said in horror, "You...... Who are you? ”

The bride looks good, but it's not Tang Yuyan, what's the situation? The corners of Wu Ming's mouth twitched twice, and he pretended to be casual: "Since you don't know who I am, then you can marry him!" ”

The wedding banquet suddenly turned into a pot of porridge, Wu Ming took advantage of the chaos to slip away, and before leaving, he heard the groom's roar: "Less than? It's quite affectionate! Is the baby in your belly his? I'm going to divorce you. ”

Wu Minghuo slipped out of the hotel like a burning buttocks, waved his hand to Zhuge Dachang, who was leaning on the car door, and said in a panic: "Brother pig, go quickly, people are about to come out." ”

After getting in the car and driving a little way, Zhuge Dachang gloated and smiled, "How is the situation inside?" ”

"I'm getting a divorce!" Wu Ming sighed and said heartlessly: "Today's young couples simply treat marriage as a child's play, and it is called divorce for no reason. ”

Zhuge Dachang squinted his eyes and said coolly: "They are for no reason? ”

Wu Ming smiled and said, "If husband and wife don't even have the most basic trust, they won't last long, we just help them test their love." ”

"If you want to sleep girl, there is no excuse."

"Wow! Brother Pig is talented, and you can always say incisive words. ”

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At 11:50 a.m., the auspicious time is approaching, the engagement ceremony is about to begin, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang are still talking and laughing, Ruan Nan and Tang Yuyan are already anxious to become ants on a hot pot, why haven't they come yet?

Tang Yuyan kicked Ruan Nan beside him, covered his face with a thin veil, and his lips squirmed slightly: "Didn't you say that a wax bastard would come to rob him?" Why haven't you come yet? ”

"It's stuck in traffic!"

"If he doesn't come again, we're really going to get married."

Ruan Nan said with a hippie smile: "This may be destined by God, let's accept our fate, right?" Anyway, I'm handsome, you're beautiful, and I'm quite husband and wife. ”

Tang Yuyan said slowly: "If we really get married, the first thing I will do is to abolish you, lest you go out and spend your heart." ”

"You're too ruthless, aren't you?"

"Why don't you hurry up and figure out a way, how are you going to delay the time?"

Time ticks by, boom! The bell rang, at twelve o'clock at noon, the auspicious time arrived, Tang Yuyan waited for his eyes, and still didn't wait for the person wearing a golden armor suit and stepping on colorful auspicious clouds to rob his relatives, dead bastard, wouldn't he be cowardly?

"Newcomers, please come to the stage."

Ruan Nan shook his flowing hair and said elegantly: "I'm sorry, I'll go to the toilet first." ”

Father Ruan snorted coldly and said, "I don't go early, I don't go late, I only want to go now, I'm not allowed to go, and I'll go again after getting the permit." ”

Ruan Nan pleaded: "Dad! I'm about to pull it out, so let me go, right? ”

Father Ruan was shocked, and said in a deep voice: "After getting the certificate, you want to travel abroad, stay honest with me now." ”

"Uncle, I'm a little nervous, can I go to the bathroom?"

Father Ruan smiled heartily and said with a pleasant face: "Go, child." ”

Tang Yuyan glanced at Ruan Nan with disdain, walked to the bathroom with his head held high, and Ruan Nan muttered dissatisfiedly: "Dad, you are treated differently." ”

"You kid don't chirp crookedly."

Tang Yuyan didn't dare to stay in the bathroom for too long, after all, it was too embarrassing for a girl to let others misunderstand that there was a bladder problem, as soon as she came out, the master of ceremonies and notary called the newcomer to the stage.

After trying the sound, the master of ceremonies smiled and said, "If no one objects, we will ask the newlyweds to read the marriage declaration first, right?" ”

"I'm against it!"

Wu Ming rushed into the banquet hall and roared, thousands of pairs of eyes on the scene immediately gathered towards him, and the big stone in the hearts of a couple of newcomers on the stage fell, and they all breathed a sigh of relief and smiled secretly, why did they only come now?

"Xiao Ji, help me blast this kid out."

Hearing the order of the old lady of the Ruan family, several people in military uniforms surrounded Wu Ming, two of them were middle-aged officers, with pistols hanging from their waists, they had already put their hands on the holsters, and the meaning of the warning was obvious, get out of here, otherwise blood might be splashed in five steps.

I'm going to go, people have guns, how can I rob this pro? Why didn't Ruan Nan say that he had a gun? Wu Ming wiped his sweat, and the faces of the couple on the stage were also red and white, the ideal was always very plump, and the reality was always very skinny.

It feels like the Monkey King, who is wearing a golden armor suit and stepping on colorful auspicious clouds, has just flown down from the sky, and let a small ruffian shoot him to death with a brick, and sure enough, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, it's so ironic.

Lao Tzu didn't kill people and set fires, so he shouldn't have wanted to shoot, right? gambled, Wu Ming ignored the besieging soldiers, walked to the hosting stage with righteousness and awe, and really didn't dare to shoot, several soldiers stepped forward to pull Wu Ming together, but unexpectedly didn't pull it?

Wu Ming is like a demon tyrannosaurus, dragging four people holding his hands and feet forward, very slow, but very steady, with one enemy and four pure wrestling, he can actually win? The eyes of all the people sitting there widened, obediently, it was really a lot of strength.

"Let him go!"

Several soldiers retreated with red faces, Wu Ming strode to the front of the stage, and said affectionately: "Life is just a few decades, the most important thing is to be happy, do you really want to be with someone you don't like?" Don't let your life leave regrets, come with me, okay? ”

After Wu Ming strode up to the stage, he found that there were a lot of media around him, and a cold sweat suddenly broke out on his forehead, today's incident will definitely become news, if Yan Ruyu and Leng Bingbing see it, it will be over, and the already precarious relationship may end directly, and there is no chance of recovery, what should I do?

"I ask again, will you come with me? If you don't speak, I'll treat you as if you are willing. ”

Tang Yuyan nodded imperceptibly, Wu Ming strode forward, and then grabbed Ruan Nan's hand......

Burst! The old man of the Tang family, who was watching the play, directly squirted out the tea in his mouth, and everyone present was stunned by the scene in front of him.

Actually came to rob the groom? The bride snatcher has seen, but the snatcher is relatively rare, and it was a man who snatched the groom away, and the people of the Ruan and Tang families still didn't react, as if they were all scared silly.

Tang Yuyan couldn't close his mouth in shock, he ...... Sure enough, they have a leg!