Chapter 47: Self-inflicted

Regarding the old lady privately handing out the bonus to Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, a group of martial arts people with blue noses and swollen faces protested, and Mo Xigu only said one sentence: Whoever is not satisfied can go to them one-on-one.

The group fight is not an opponent anymore, only is a heads-up! Everyone was dumbfounded, but the face was like a widow whose husband had been dead for decades, and the resentment was terrifying.

In order to appease the anger of the people, then continue to compete! If you don't want to die, you can go on casually, and those who throw themselves into the ground will lose!

must not bow to the evil forces, in the end, there are still two young people who bravely stood up, Feng Tianming challenged Zhuge Dachang, and the short-haired woman Long Jinling challenged Wu Ming.

The first to play were Zhuge Dachang and Feng Tianming, and as soon as the two came up, they stared at each other affectionately, but neither dared to make the first move.

The two of them were brewing a big trick from the beginning, because they both wanted to fight quickly and split the winner with one blow, so there were many factors to consider......

First of all, we must consider what kind of action is more handsome and stylish, and secondly, we must consider what kind of expression is cooler, because this is directly related to the audience's screams and screams, which is absolutely important, and it is related to future fame.

For example, if you knock your opponent away with your butt, even if you win, you may end up with a title like 'Iron Butcher', which is too detrimental to your wisdom.

Moved......

Feng Tianming rushed to Zhuge Dachang, who was waiting for him, and after getting close, he opened his arms and jumped up, like a Dapeng spreading his wings, and then twisted his body in the air with an incomparably sharp slashing leg, perfectly combining the momentum and the power of the fall, and concentrating the power of the whole body on the leg and bursting out, this is the sharpest move of the Feng family's 'Phoenix Dance Nine Days'.

This move evolved from the volley swing leg in Tan's leg, which is hugely powerful, but it is not practical to use in actual combat, because it is difficult to defend in the air, and there are many flaws.

If people don't hide, they may have to break a few bones if they don't die!

Zhuge Dachang gives people the feeling that he would rather bend than bend, and always likes to use his strong body to carry the opponent's attack, and he does things that hurt the enemy by a thousand and damage himself by eight hundred.

But this time, Zhuge Dachang easily dodged Feng Tianming's attack, and grabbed Feng Tianming's shirt and trouser belt and threw him out......

Feng Tianming fell heavily to the ground, fell on all fours, Zhuge Dachang made a victory gesture, and said with a smile: "I won!" ”

Gollum got up from the ground, and Feng Tianming immediately scolded: "Damn! You're cheating, why don't you dare to go toe-to-toe with me? ”

"It's so despicable."

"Yes! It's shameless. ”

"Shrunken turtle."

A crusade sounded, some with contempt, some with ridicule, and some with shout......

Zhuge Dachang sneered: "Why can't I flash? ”

Oh, yes! Why can't he dodge? No one said he couldn't flash!

Everyone's thinking just hasn't turned around all of a sudden, and they are used to seeing a person who always wipes his butt with his hands, and one day he suddenly wipes it with paper, which will make people very uncomfortable and feel that he is not doing it right, but looking back, this is the reaction of normal people.

Zhuge Dachang patted the check in his trouser pocket, breathed a sigh of relief, and finally saved it, walked to Wu Ming's side with a smile, glanced at Long Jinling secretly, and said seriously: "Don't treat her as a woman, otherwise you will lose ugly." ”

Wu Ming touched his nose and asked, "She's very powerful?" ”

Zhuge Dachang shook his head and said with a wry smile: "It's not amazing!" Rather, she will do whatever it takes to knock out her opponents. ”

"You know her?"

"Today is the first time we've met, but I've heard about her a long time ago." Zhuge Dachang looked at Wu Ming's inquisitive eyes and said with a smile: "She is the daughter of my martial arts instructor, you can do it yourself!" ”

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Long Jinling, a mysterious woman, looks very ordinary, dresses rusticly, and looks like an ordinary rural woman, but this woman has won the first prize in the competition for five consecutive years.

Only she dared to brazenly send a basket of radishes as a congratulatory gift, I heard that last year she sent potatoes, in short, she came to the birthday banquet in Moxi Valley, completely for the bonus.

Seeing her challenge Wu Ming, a group of good deeds all showed gloating smiles, this woman not only has strength, but also likes to play tricks and play some tricks that make people cry and laugh.

Wu Ming had already learned her meanness a little, and he was a little prepared, but when Long Jinling stood in front of him, Wu Ming was quickly dumbfounded......

"Big brother! Please give me the prize! This money is so important to me. Long Jinling knelt neatly in front of Wu Ming and begged bitterly, his head banging.

Silly, right? Everyone covered their mouths and snickered, the man has gold under his knees, but she is a woman, and it is understandable for anyone to kneel casually, but she doesn't have any self-esteem? Could it be that she really has a great problem? Need money so badly? The corners of Wu Ming's mouth twitched twice......

Seeing that Wu Ming was a little shaken, Long Jinling's eyes lit up, and he instantly became tearful, and pursued after the victory: "Woo...... The little girl has an octogenarian mother, and a one-year-old brother who is waiting to be fed, and they all have to rely on me to earn some money to go back to support, please give me the bonus? ”

Octogenarian mother? A one-year-old brother? The legendary old clam is not so powerful, right? Is it the latest variety imported from the country of Japan? Wouldn't this lie be too clumsy?

Wu Ming suddenly smiled and said, "Sell your diamond necklace, it should be worth a lot of money." ”

"Diamond necklace?" Long Jinling looked down, and the diamond necklace around his neck didn't know when it came out of his clothes, "Woo...... This is fake, how can a hard-working woman afford a diamond necklace. ”

Wu Ming smiled and said, "Then how about we exchange?" I'll give you the winnings, how about you give me the necklace you wear? ”

Long Jinling's eyes flickered, revealing a happy expression, and said, "Really? I am willing, I am willing to ......" She quickly crawled to Wu Ming's side, and continued: "I'll pick ...... now" Only half of the words were spoken, she showed a treacherous smile, and her hands hugged Wu Ming's feet as fast as lightning......

It's a pity that Wu Ming reacted faster than her, and jumped over her head with his legs together, and instantly fell behind her ass......

"Ouch...... Rogue! Woman's ass you kick too! Long Jinling covered her buttocks and jumped in pain, then turned to glared at Wu Ming, and said viciously: "If you don't give me the bonus, I'll sue you for indecency." ”

"I think you have to add one more, intentional injury!" Wu Ming showed an evil smile, clenched his hands into fists, and continued: "I'll beat you all over the ground now!" ”

Long Jinling swallowed a mouthful of saliva and whispered, "Do you dare to fight a woman?" ”

"It's right!"

"Uh...... Then I'll admit defeat......" Long Jinling rolled his eyes, walked quickly to the side of Moxi Valley and squatted down, showing a bright smile, and said, "Old man Mo, give me the third place bonus." ”

Die to shame! Greedy for life and afraid of death, loving money like life, such a woman is really the best.

Hearing someone's dissatisfied complaints, Long Jinling stood up suddenly, swept around coldly, and said, "Which of you is not convinced?" Then he strode up to Feng Tianming and asked in a rough voice, "Do you have any opinions on me taking the third place bonus?" ”

"The Lun family doesn't have it!" Feng Tianming showed a twisted expression, and his face flushed slightly.

Depend on! So that's the case, this little white face can only become a sissy when facing a woman, and Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang despise Feng Tianming together.

"It's good if you don't have it!" Long Jinling patted him on the shoulder, revealing a teachable expression, and then snorted loudly: "Now I announce that the prize for the third place is mine, if anyone wants to play a hooligan, please challenge me." ”

"............" was speechless, except for Wu Ming, no one dared to play hooligan.

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Recently, the six animals have not been very prosperous, but the fortune is quite prosperous, Wu Ming got the first place 500,000 bonus, Zhuge Dachang got the second place 300,000, I didn't expect to have such a rich income in the competition, this is really a windfall!

In the future, Old Man Leng's case must be accepted, if there is no case for him, let him make a case and take it, if he doesn't make a case, then pinch his neck and force him to make a case and take it again, so that it will not be far from Feihuang Tengda.

After eating a full meal, having nothing to do, thinking of going around the mountains, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang went to Mo Xiyan to borrow a shotgun, but unfortunately it was a step too late, and the gun was borrowed, so they borrowed two mouse forks.

It is said that when Moxi Valley was young, he used this mouse fork as a javelin to stab a 300-pound wild boar to death, and there are wild boars in the mountains? After getting a positive answer, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were excited.

When there was a gun, there were no birds, and now there are no guns, as soon as the two entered the grove, they saw a big bird pestle on the tree, and after repeatedly confirming that it was not a poultry, Wu Ming touched his nose, moved his shoulder, and with a whoosh, he threw the gun in his hand......

The fur didn't hit, and the rat fork flew into the woods.

"Bastard...... You can't be at peace with a piece of! Who the is so lacking in morality? I almost shot in my ass! This is Leng Zhenyue's voice.

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang looked at each other......

"It looks like it's not a good day to hunt!"

"What Brother Pig said is very true."

The two hurriedly slipped away and wandered around all afternoon, but found nothing.

Moxi Valley's birthday banquet will be three days, and in the evening, another opera troupe will come, this time it is a pure Peking Opera troupe, and the Shimei brother who has been killed tens of thousands of times will be beaten again tonight, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang don't know how to appreciate the quintessence of the country at all, and return to the room early.

Feng Tianming was holding the computer to watch entertainment gossip news, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were originally playing with their mobile phones, and suddenly heard a news that shocked them......

Miss Leng Bingbing, a well-known entrepreneur in China and president of Anerle Security Company, is unmarried and pregnant, who is the man? At the moment, she herself has not responded to this matter.

No way? Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang hurriedly got to the computer and saw a large number of reporters gathered at the door of their company......

After reading the news, Zhuge Dachang patted Wu Ming's shoulder and said, "Sangui!" You look like you're going to be out of luck again. ”

Wu Ming muttered: "How can this be? Just a joke, how can it be on TV? That's an exaggeration, right? ”

Feng Tianming looked at the two suspiciously, and said, "You know about this? Then he nodded and continued: "I almost forgot, you are from Anerle Company." ”

"For such a big thing, she didn't call me......" Wu Ming hurriedly took out his mobile phone and called Leng Bingbing, and as soon as the phone rang, Wu Ming directly bombarded: "For such a big thing, why didn't you call me?" ”

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while, and then a cold and indifferent voice rang: "Are you talking about my pregnancy?" ”

"Nonsense!"

"This is a private matter, you are still working on the case, and you will talk about it when you come back." The meaning in the cold words is that business is important, and private affairs are put aside in advance.

This woman is too calm, right? Wu Ming roared anxiously: "Why don't you come forward to explain?" That's just a joke I made. ”

"There are a lot of things you don't understand, this kind of thing can't be explained......" There was a hint of helplessness in his cold tone, and he said: "Let's talk about it when you come back!" ”

Wu Ming cautiously probed: "You're not angry? ”

Leng Bingbing took a deep breath and said coldly: "What do you say? After a moment of silence, she answered, "Your case is over on Sunday, come back and call me, there are two people who want to see you." ”

Wu Ming asked worriedly, "Who?" ”

Leng Bing sighed and said, "My parents! ”

"Won't it?" Wu Ming was so frightened that he almost grew his hair two centimeters, and said hurriedly: "Didn't you explain it to them?" ”

"Explained, and I've been to the hospital."

"Hospital?" Wu Mingleng paused for a moment before she understood the meaning of her words, maybe she had gone to a pregnancy test, and said with a wry smile: "Then why do they still want to see me?" ”

"I don't know! Maybe they want to sink you into the Huangpu River! After Leng Bing finished speaking, he hung up the phone directly.

Shen Jiang? It can't be so ruthless, right? Wu Ming was sweating profusely, and hurriedly got up and rushed out of the room, it was necessary to discuss this matter with Leng Zhenyue, otherwise it would really be dead!