I made your niece's belly bigger!

It's true? That's great!

Funny!

Get lost! Useless stuff.

She doesn't have my goods in her warehouse, but everyone in the world thinks she has my goods in her warehouse, what should I do?

Then it will be wrong, make up the ticket!

I didn't get on the bus, how can I make up the ticket?

Then do what she likes first and please her.

Ask!

Bing'er will laugh when she sees the midnight bell!

I'll scream when I see it!

The amount of ice wine is not very good!

I'll pour a cup!

On Sunday morning, the beautiful weather could not dispel the cold in Wu Ming's heart, which was like a winter night, and the result of discussing with Leng Zhenyue the day before yesterday was that Ming repaired the plank road and secretly Chen Cang, so that the false became the truth.

If it was that easy, he'd be annoying now!

You can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, Wu Ming finally deeply understands the meaning of this sentence now, even if he has 300,000 yuan in his pocket, he still has a sad face, some people cry and some people laugh, yesterday when he returned to Zhonghai, he just entered the house and immediately had 200,000 yuan into Yan Ruyu's pocket, and the smile of the beauty was enough to make the flowers lose color.

After that, the four of them spent 50,000 yuan to eat in Caesar's Palace, if they ate according to this standard every day, the 500,000 windfall from heaven could be eaten by Yan Ruyu in a few days, but looking at Yan Ruyu eating with a smile, Wu Ming felt that it was worth it.

Are you cheaper? What is it to make money to squander it on an irrelevant woman and feel happy and not cheap? What's even cheaper is that she got up early in the morning and had nothing to do, and seeing that Yan Ruyu had changed a few sets of underwear that had not been washed, Wu Ming couldn't help but help her wash them.

As for why you know that it is Yan Ruyu's underwear? Needless to say? It is clear at a glance that one in the family is a hood and the other is a hood, and the man who can't tell the difference can go to God.

can't do laundry, can't cook, likes to sleep lazy, likes to spend money indiscriminately, has small breasts, and doesn't have a very good temper, but with such a Yan Ruyu, Wu Ming thinks she is very cute, and he smiles while drying his underwear......

"What are you smirking at there alone?"

Yan Ruyu, who had just gotten up to find water to drink, looked at the sky with a plain face, her facial features without makeup didn't look so three-dimensional and detailed, but she had a little more of the freshness and softness of the girl next door, and she was still smart without makeup, Wu Ming looked at her and said with a smile: "It's nothing, smell the fresh air." ”

"That'...... Then you...... Smell slowly. Yan Ruyu looked at Wu Ming and said hesitantly, revealing the coquettishness of a shy little woman, and after speaking, she turned around and ran away with a water cup in both hands......

Why is she blushing? Wu Ming was confused, picked up a black bra and hung it up, it's not the first time to help her wash her underwear, isn't it? She thought I was sniffing her underwear?

This problem is a bit serious, and it must be explained that washing underwear and smelling underwear are completely two different concepts, one is a new good man, and the other is a low-level and dirty pervert.

Of course, it's true that brother is a pervert, but brother is a tasteful, connotative and personable ...... Although he is still a pervert, his realm is much higher.

Wu Ming finished drying his underwear in twos and twos, hurriedly went upstairs, and unscrewed the door of Yan Ruyu's room casually......

It's better to come early, it's better to come by chance, Miss Yan is changing clothes!

This is a sexy back, Yan Ruyu's smooth back is like a fine brocade, you don't need to touch it to know that it must be very slippery, the small panties can't cover her plump buttocks at all, and the slender and delicate legs are flawless.

Time freezes for three seconds!

For beautiful things, Wu Ming always does not hesitate to praise, he stared at Yan Ruyu's straight buttocks and exclaimed: "What a good buttocks!" ”

"Ah......h

Wu Ming hurriedly closed the door, and a large number of unknown objects smashed on the door, and there was a sound of "bang, bang", alas! O woman! There is no reaction to seeing a man wearing a bikini at the beach, but at home, wearing underwear to a man to see, the reaction is so big, it is really unreasonable.

"What's wrong? What's wrong? ”

"What's the name of the little ghost? What are you doing? ”

Zhuge Dachang and Feng Wushuang came out of the room, and at the same time asked curiously, Wu Ming shrugged his shoulders and said casually: "It's nothing, Yan Xiaozhu is changing clothes." ”

"How do you know she's changing?" Zhuge Dachang asked stupidly.

"Stupid!" Feng Wushuang rolled his eyes and said, "Of course, when he saw Xiao Yan changing clothes, Xiao Yan would scream." ”

Looking at the two pairs of eyes full of criticism, Wu Ming laughed dryly twice and said, "I'll go in and apologize, if you don't see me come out for a minute, remember to call an ambulance." After speaking, he unscrewed Yan Ruyu's door with righteousness and awe, and walked in with a tragic face......

Soon, Wu Ming's screams came out, and the sound was in the ears, which made people feel a creepy feeling when they heard it, the scream was too miserable, right?

The two looked at each other outside the door, and Zhuge Dachang asked cautiously, "Do you want to call an ambulance?" ”

Feng Wushuang clasped his hands on his chest and said indifferently: "Don't worry! At most, half of the body is paralyzed, and no one will die! ”

“…………”

Soon, Wu Ming came out, his face was full of lipstick foundation and cream, it looked colorful, Zhuge Dachang asked nervously: "Sangui!" You okay? ”

"Something! Something very important! Wu Ming said in a deep voice: "Hurry up and find ten or eight beautiful nurses to treat me." ”

Zhuge Dachang sighed and said, "It seems to be fine!" ”

………………………………………………………………

Recently, he has always had bad luck, after eating a simple breakfast, Zhuge Dachang proposed to go to Lotus Mountain on the outskirts of Zhonghai City to worship God, Wu Ming raised his hands in favor, he was about to go to ask for a peace charm, which might come in handy at night, the two women had no objections, and they also wanted to ask for a signature.

Two hours later, a group of four people drove to the famous Lotus Mountain in Zhonghai City, there is a lotus view on this Lotus Mountain, offering Guanyin, every day is pilgrims gathered, people asking for signs and divination are endless, a peace charm is sold for ninety-ninety-eight.

Ghosts and gods, if you believe in them, you will have them, and if you don't believe them, you will not have them.

After the incense, the four people knelt on the futon to worship and make a wish, Wu Ming looked pious, and there were words in his mouth: "I want a daughter-in-law!" I want a lot of daughters-in-law! ”

"The beauty you think!" Yan Ruyu glanced at him, and then folded his hands and began to bow.

Wu Ming followed Yan Ruyu and bowed together, and said in a low voice: "One worships heaven and earth, the second worships the high hall, and husband and wife worship each other." ”

Yan Ruyu said with a red face: "Don't talk nonsense in front of the gods. ”

After kowtowing, Wu Ming looked at Yan Ruyu, smiled, and said, "Shouldn't we go into the cave room?" ”

"you!" Yan Ruyu wrinkled her nose, smiled, and hurriedly ran to ask for a signature.

Subsequently, each of the four of them asked for a lot, waiting for a lot of people to untie the lot, it is said that this fortune teller Wong Tai Sin can have insight into the heavens, is a well-known master, known as the iron mouth straight break, and, drinking the 'holy water' he has blessed, immediately door homework 100 points.

Holy? It seems like Jesus only had, right? Wu Ming had a flash of inspiration, and remembered a famous line related to holy water on TV: You are drinking our urine!

No way? Not so disgusting, right?

Finally, it was the turn of the four of them to unsign and enter a meditation room, the legendary Wong Tai Sin was quite like that, an old man with long beard and hair, a bit of fairy wind and bones.

Wong Tai Sin stroked his beard and said softly, "Young man, what do you want to ask?" ”

"Help me see what's going on lately?"

Zhuge Dachang preemptively handed the sign out, Huang Daxian took it with a smile, looked at the sign, and then looked at Zhuge Dachang carefully, Cheng Zhu nodded in his chest, and said in a chattering voice: "Your life is one in ten thousand, but the incarnation of the dragon, the legendary king of the earth dragon, you have been very lucky in all aspects recently, and you can always turn danger into a disaster in distress, but you will break the fortune." ”

Zhuge Dachang asked: "What about marriage?" ”

"Your marriage is not far off, and besides, your other half is destined to be extremely precious, and you have a son in your fate."

Zhuge Dachang still wanted to ask, but Feng Wushuang squeezed him aside, directly handed his signature to Huang Daxian, and said directly: "Marriage!" ”

After Huang Daxian looked at it for a while, he suddenly smiled and said, "It's another one-in-a-million life, this is the phoenix life, huh...... You will have a very good marriage, your husband will be equally expensive, and you will have a son in your destiny. ”

Wu Ming looked at Zhuge Dachang, then at Feng Wushuang, and said with a smile: "It seems that the two of you should be a couple, almost!" ”

Feng Wushuang looked at the smirkling Zhuge Dachang with cold eyes, and snorted, "Get out!" ”

"It's me, it's me, I ask about marriage, I ask about marriage......" Yan Ruyu excitedly handed the sign to Huang Daxian.

Wu Ming was disdainful: "You guys are so embarrassed! All ask about marriage. ”

"You have to take care of it!"

"That's it!"

Huang Daxian read Yan Ruyu's signature, looked at her face again, and sighed: "It's still the life of one in ten thousand, Qingluan is down to earth, the fate is rich and noble, and the glory is endless, this is the princess's life, you have recently moved the red luan star, the true destiny of the Son of Heaven is far away in the sky, close in front of you, you will have a son and a daughter in your life." ”

After listening to Huang Daxian's words, Yan Ruyu's face turned red, and she secretly glanced at Wu Ming, and her heart jumped like a deer.

In the end, it was Wu Ming's turn, he handed out his signature and said loudly: "I ask about marriage!" ”

There is also a face to say that others, and the three of them despise him together!

Huang Daxian looked at Wu Ming for a while, and said in surprise: "It is actually the life of the true dragon that is unparalleled in the world, this is the fate of the emperor, and it is favored by the sky." ”

"Emperor?" Zhuge Dachang was taken aback and said, "You read that right? ”

"I've been helping people look at faces for forty years, and you can't be wrong! This is indeed the appearance of a king, and it is not an extraordinary person. ”

"The Emperor? That's an exaggeration, right? Wu Ming smiled and quipped: "Then am I also like the emperor, with three palaces, six courtyards and seventy-two concubines?" ”

"Shameless!" Yan Ruyu spit on her.

"Since it is the emperor's order, even if you can't be the emperor, the heavens will not treat you kindly......" Huang Daxian smiled mysteriously, coughed lightly, and continued: "Let's say so!" You will have nine sons and twelve daughters in your destiny. ”

Wu Ming laughed and said, "Haha! So much! ”

"Humph! Not at all! Yan Ruyu suddenly became furious, and said angrily: "Let's go!" After saying that, he stomped his feet and left......

Good manner, what kind of temper does this eldest lady have? Wu Ming felt a little confused, Feng Wushuang glanced at him and said, "Stupid! Xiao Yan only has one son and one daughter in her life, but you have more than 20 children, can she not be angry? ”

Wu Ming was still puzzled: "What does this have to do with her?" She's a balloon? ”

Feng Wushuang scolded angrily: "You stupid, can't you see that Xiao Yan likes you?" Seeing that Wu Ming was still stupidly clubbing, she rolled her eyes and continued, "What are you still doing?" Don't chase it yet! ”

Wu Ming touched his nose, and then chased out, Zhuge Dachang and Feng Wushuang glanced at each other, turned their heads awkwardly to the side, and walked out of the meditation room side by side......

After the four of them left, Huang Daxian smiled and muttered, "It's a pity that he has the emperor's life, but he has no ambition." ”