2. Ancestors
Alas, what a depressing!
How is this all there? Why is that it? Will I dare to die in the future?
If I die, I go up and see Master, and Master's Master, and Master's Master, and Master's Master, and ...... Forget it, there are too many, more than one hundred and eighty, and I don't bother to say them one by one.
But what will they think of me if I go up and see them?
A heavenly master who deviated from his professional ethics, went to scare a zombie who shouldn't be light, and was held accountable by other zombies?
It's a bit of a mouthful, but I think that's how they see me!
Alas, I really feel the urge to die!
No!
I forgot!
I don't dare die!
Woo~~~Woo~~~Woo~~~ I'm so pitiful, isn't it!
It's all to blame on the girl, what did she do to save me! If she hadn't saved me, so much wouldn't have happened!
Let me be hacked to death by the divine thunder I summoned, at least it won't be ashamed!
Because of this, when I went up to see Master, he didn't dare to ask me how I died!
Hum!
If he dared to ask, then I would also ask him how he died!
…….
I don't know how long I was dizzy, but I finally opened my eyes, and there was a light in my eyes, vaguely a little starlight, it should be a lamp!
Hey?
How can there be a familiar fragrance, that is, like spring, in the warm sun, smell the smell of blooming flowers.
Also, my body seems to be deep in a soft mass, and it looks very comfortable.
This...... It won't be! Am I still being crushed by a woman? What a moral depour! It's not going to work!
Hurriedly, I struggled and jumped up.
The pedal was soft, and it was very elastic, and it was just like that, and my vision gradually became clearer.
It turned out that I was in a very big house, the eyes were white, the decoration was very elegant, the head was a huge crystal lamp, I knew it was very expensive at a glance, and I was very elastic under my feet, it turned out to be a round bed, which was also white, very textured.
But how did I get naked? Where's my most handsome Heavenly Master uniform?
"Are you awake?" A familiar voice entered my ears.
I looked in the direction of the sound, and saw that the female girl was wearing a set of silk pajamas, standing in front of the huge floor-to-ceiling window with a beautiful night view, and she was still holding a glass of boiled water in her hand, looking at me quietly.
I stared at her for a long time, and then silently looked at my bare body, and suddenly, I seemed to understand something.
"You, you, you, you won't!" I pointed at her and began to stutter nervously.
The female girl looked at me with a puzzled face, and suddenly, her little face turned red, she twisted her head halfway, and said shyly.
"I've seen your body just now, so I don't have to do it now!"
"No, no, no, no!" I hurriedly wrapped my hands around my chest to cover my body, and said hurriedly. "I mean, you, you, you, me, me, me...... I...... I'll go......"
Woo~~~ I'm really going! I don't even know what to say about such an unspeakable thing! And, judging by her non-so-called expression, she must have done that kind of shameful thing to me!
Woo~~~ It's really impossible not to cry.
Suddenly, I sat down on the bed, and in the corner of my eye, two lines of crystal clear tears flowed silently, with the appearance of a broken flower and a willow.
"Why are you doing this to me?" I whimpered.
"Because your clothes are so dirty, I'm afraid of soiling my bed!" The female squirm lowered her head, looked at me secretly, and whispered.
"No way, my clothes just changed, and, you know I didn't ask for this!"
"That's?" The female girl was full of doubts, frowned and thought for a while, and suddenly, she suddenly realized. "Why did I bring you to my house? This...... That's because you're responsible for me! ”
"Responsible? Charge! Responsible ......" I silently recited these words that seemed to crawl out of hell, and my heart was broken. "If you want me to be responsible, you don't have to use force on me! Do you know this behavior of yours, this is really ...... Be...... Be...... Never mind...... Where is the toilet? ”
"Where." The female pointed to a door not far away, curious. "What are you going to do?"
I ignored her, stood up silently, walked straight into the toilet, closed the door, leaned against the door, raised my head and closed my eyes, and my heart was completely melancholy.
The current situation is obvious, I don't dare to die, I can't do it, if I continue to live like this, my ** will only become a tool for the long-term pleasure of the female lu, I am dead now, at least I can still die to make my will clear, not to mention that I will be famous for a hundred years, but it can be regarded as singing and crying.
The ancestors and ancestors are on top, and the unfilial descendant Zhang Mengmeng is coming up! Don't blame me for being too cowardly, it's the enemy who is too shameless!
Suddenly, I opened my eyes and slammed headlong into the opposite wall.
However, when my head was only 0.01 centimeters away from the wall, I stopped.
Because, it suddenly occurred to me that no matter how I say it, I'm still handsome, and it's too ugly to die like this.
Looking around, the bathtub, the bathtub can drown me, and there can be a whole corpse, but this bathtub is too big, four meters by four meters, and when it is full of water, I don't know how long, waiting, for me now, it is a kind of torture.
Hurriedly, I looked around again, the basin, not bad, not too big, not too small, just right, stretched out my hand, turned on the faucet on the basin, I began to wait silently.
Looking at the waves in the basin, the water is rippling, beautiful, but it is gone, isn't this just like me?
Alas, it was so pitiful, my teary eyes were hazy again.
At this moment, I suddenly noticed that wisps of white smoke rose from the water in the basin...... Did I put hot water?
Hot water is not good! If it's too hot, your face will be deformed!
Hurriedly, I twisted the faucet to the side again and tried it with my hands.
Well, this time it's definitely cold water, and when the water temperature drops a little more, I can bury my head in it.
However, I waited for a long time, but there was still white smoke on the water, and the white smoke did not disperse for a long time.
Why is that? Am I so unlucky that I can't even die a good death?
Just when I felt a fierce grievance in my heart, the white smoke on the surface of the water actually rose in a strange form.
The white smoke gathered in the air, getting thicker and thicker, and finally under my nose, it condensed into the appearance of a human head with a long beard and bun hair.
Suddenly, my heart went to my throat.
"You...... Who are you! ”
I was so naïve that I would want to talk to him, but something even more naïve happened, and he actually answered me.
"Everyone else calls me, Zhang Tianshi!"
Zhang ...... Zhang Tianshi? When I heard this name, I knelt down in a daze without saying a word.
"Ancestor, is that you?"
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