1. It could be a great day
There is reason to believe that today, will be a great day.
Because, as the one hundred and eighty-eighth ...... of Zhang Tianshi Or the one hundred and eighty-ninth ...... Anyway, I, who is no more than two hundred generations of descendants, Zhang Mengmeng, finally found her after sailing in Tishan, trekking through mountains and rivers, and crossing mountains and mountains.
The root of all evil, the ancestor of zombies, the female squire!
As a descendant of Zhang Tianshi, my only mission in life is to destroy her, so, from the bottom of my heart, for today, I am quite grand.
Just before that, I deliberately found a small ditch, washed myself cleanly, and changed into my most handsome Heavenly Master costume before I came to see her.
Actually, this is not the first time I've fought her, I've fought her at least ten times before, but unfortunately, every time I tried to destroy her, she got away with it.
However, this time she was not so lucky, because I had already mastered the most powerful trick of the Heavenly Master Dao, the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder Descent!
Hmph, this time, she will definitely die!
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In a small ravine where no birds would poop, I looked at her in the eye.
"Can you please let me go!" The female squire said to me very pitifully.
Yes, from her words, you can hear what a terrifying existence I have in her mind!
However, it is useless to plead, as the embodiment of justice, I will never tolerate her again.
"No way!" I immediately rejected her.
"You ......" The female girl looked at me with a blank look of helplessness. I really don't want to bully you anymore, really, I let you go the first few times, why do you want to pester me again? Don't...... Aren't zombies human? β
Hearing this, I frowned, and looked at the beautiful woman not far away, with a delicate little face, who seemed to be innocent, and I only felt that she said too much, no, I had to correct her.
"Shut up! You look like a human, but not a human! Also, the first few times I let you go, it wasn't you who let me go! β
"Okay, okay, okay, that's my mistake, you let me go, okay?" The female Lu hurriedly said. "Then you have a lot of adults, can you stop bothering me? I've really had enough, really, I really don't want to play with you anymore, I beg you! β
Knowing that mistakes can be corrected, of course, is it good, but is the contest between justice and evil a game? Can you use the word 'play' to be perfunctory?
The attitude of the female lu is really not serious!
"Shut up!" Immediately, I scolded. "As an evil zombie, you should have had the consciousness of being wiped out by this Great Celestial Master a long time ago! But I look at the way you are now, you really have no repentance, hum, then I'm sorry, please prepare well to meet the new trick of this great heavenly master! β
As soon as I finished speaking, I took out the peachwood sword from behind me that my master's master's master's I don't know and a few masters.
"You're really coming again!" Watching me raise my sword, the female girl said with a sad face.
"Hmph, do you think I'm just like you, so unserious?" With a cold snort, I pointed at the sky, pinched the law with my hand, and held my breath to concentrate. "Nine Heavenly Divine Thunder Descends! Buyun! β
As soon as the decree came out, the wind immediately surged, the dark clouds were thick, the whole sky was darkened, and the surrounding woods were blown by the sudden wind, and the leaves flew wildly, and I, the Taoist robe on my body was also carried up by the wind, and dragged behind me slowly.
It's such a great feeling, and there's reason to believe that I must be handsome right now!
"Damn!" Looking at the visions around her, the female frowned and actually said dirty words.
Hmph, it's really a demonic thing, full of foul language, but after today, the world will be peaceful!
"Nine Heavens God Thunder Falls, Thunder Appears!"
The second spell came out, and a trace of silver electricity immediately burst out of the dark clouds in the air, snorting and snorting, and the momentum was not small.
Looking at this situation, I almost wanted to drop the peachwood sword and slap myself!
There is reason to believe that in today's world, apart from this Great Heavenly Master, there should be no other person with such high attainments in the Dao!
"Be careful!" At this time, the female on the opposite side suddenly said with worry.
Am I careful? Make no mistake! Did she say it wrong, or did I hear it wrong, or was she scared silly?
"Humph! The one who should be careful, it's you! Immediately, I corrected.
"No!" The female was in a hurry. "Do you know how your master died?"
As soon as I heard this, I was immediately furious.
"You dare to mention him to me? Hmph, if you don't mention it, I'll almost forget that he was killed by you! β
"I didn't kill him!" The female lu hurriedly explained. "He, like you, has chased and killed me many times, and the last time, he also said that he had learned nine thunders and wanted to destroy me, but as a result, he accidentally chopped himself to death!"
"You're lying, my master's Taoism is ten times more profound than mine, how could he accidentally chop himself to death!"
Listening to my words, the worry in the girl's eyes became even stronger.
"That'...... Then you have to be more careful! β
Hmph, gossip confuses the public, it's really a gossip to confuse the people, and the female lu is really naΓ―ve, doesn't she really think I can't see her little tricks? She kept saying that it was for my sake, but in fact, she was afraid!
Hmph, she can't stop this great heavenly master, so let this great heavenly master end everything at this great moment!
"Nine Heavens God Thunder Falls, Thunder Gathers!"
As soon as the decree came out, the current in the thundercloud quickly condensed, and in the huge dark cloud, nine dazzling electric rays were formed, just like nine suns, dominating this land in the air within a radius of tens of meters.
Haha, the great moment is finally coming! I'm finally able to say something I've rehearsed so many times!
"Damn it, let it be! Ha ha...... Hahaha......"
"You... You... Youβ" The female stammered nervously suddenly, she shrunk her head, pointed her little finger in the air, and said. "You... You have to be careful! β
Hehe, for her words, I can only shake my head and laugh softly, it's time to get to this moment, she still hasn't given up, and she is still playing this kind of trick, I can't tell whether she is naΓ―ve or stupid.
"Alright, Maiden! You can go with confidence! This great heavenly master will give you the sutra recitation! β
"No...... Not really! β
As soon as the girl's words fell, I noticed a sudden and unusual fluctuation in the air.
frowned and looked up, only to see that the nine clouds of lightning in the air began to contract violently at this time, and there was a huge roar, according to the cheats, this should be the time when the lightning is about to erupt, the nine heavens god thunder is coming, it is going to fall!
However, this ...... It doesn't make sense! This great heavenly master has not yet commanded, what will it descend?
Alas...... Forget it, whatever! Anyway, sooner or later, it will have to fall, so it will save the effort of this great heavenly master to command it! Right?
"Boom~~~" After a few loud bangs, the nine clusters of lightning burst open like giant eggs at this moment, and the newly-born silver electric python inside fell towards the ground with a surging momentum.
But what's the matter with the thickest one, why does it fall straight above my head?
That accuracy, if it hadn't been shining on the top of my head, seriously aiming at it for more than half an hour, it would never have been so accurate!
"Damn, is there a mistake!"
Aggrieved, really, I never thought that I would die so early, and I never thought that I would be hacked to death by the divine thunder summoned by myself.
I now finally understand that when I was seven years old, Master was lying on the side of my bed with a face covered in black ash, smoke on the top of his head, his clothes charred, and he looked like he had been struck by lightning, and he was lying on the side of my bed spitting blood, no matter how much I asked, and he would not tell me how he died.
If I had an apprentice, I wouldn't tell him, it would be too damaging to the image of our Zhang Tianshi.
And at this moment, I suddenly caught sight of the female squire not far away.
I saw that there was also a divine thunder on her head that had been aimed at her for a long time, but that divine thunder was much thinner than the one on my head, but the speed of landing was much faster than the one on my head.
Well, that's a consolation, to be able to see the Female Radiant destroyed before I die, and to live up to this great moment.
However, just when the divine thunder reached the top of the female fish, the female thunder moved, and the speed was extremely fast, "boom~~~", the divine thunder fell behind her, and a huge explosion sounded, accompanied by a wave of dust and smoke.
The woman's movements did not stop, she continued to run towards me, and between the distance between me and her, there were seven more divine thunderbolts landing in turn.
At this time, the female squire was like the brave warrior on the battlefield, ignoring the artillery fire, in the explosions and dust around her, and rushed firmly towards me.
"...... What the hell! β
Before I could think about why she was doing this, she was in front of me, breathing audibly.
I clearly saw her pretty face, without a trace of pores, extremely delicate, white and tender, and her skin was so good!
Moreover, she smells so fragrant, and the smell is like smelling blooming flowers in the warm sunshine in spring.
Slowly, I felt her body clinging to me again, soft, warm, so comfortable, no...... But how can this make people blush?
And then...... Then I leaned on my back, and she pushed me down.
"Boom~~~" The divine thunder that had been aimed at me for a long time also fell at my feet at this time, blowing up dust and dust in the sky.
In that smoky world, I felt like something was attached to my lips, soft, slippery, sweet, so comfortable! I couldn't help but suck again, wow, it's even cooler!
"Have you sucked enough?" Suddenly, the thing moved, and it made a sound, the voice was familiar, but the tone didn't know whether it was shyness or anger.
When the dust and smoke in the sky dissipated, two big watery eyes gradually appeared in front of my eyes.
Suddenly, my heart trembled, and I had a hint of foreboding.
As those big watery eyes got farther and farther away from me, the soft, slippery, sweet thing on my lips also got farther and farther away from me.
When I could almost fully see the pretty face, I only noticed that there were water stains on her lips, and as for the shape of the water stains, I thought, I should be able to fit perfectly if I put my mouth on it now!
"You're responsible for me!" The female girl looked at me resentfully and said coquettishly.
There is no doubt that this incident is absolutely a bolt from the blue for me, the embodiment of justice and the nemesis of zombies! I, Zhang Mengmeng, Great Heavenly Master, how can I be responsible for a zombie?
"Is there a discussion?" I tried to ask.
"Nope!" With a resentful look in her eyes, the female shook her head very firmly.
"Don't give any face?" I tried to ask again.
The female squirm curled her mouth and said angrily. "Don't you want to be responsible for me?"
"I can say, yes...... Is it? β
At the moment when I finished speaking, the female squirt waved her slender jade hand and landed on my face.
I have to say, that hand is really soft, but the strength seems to be a little too great, I didn't even have time to taste what it was like to hurt, and as soon as my eyes were dark, I fainted.
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