Chapter 45: Yan Ruyu's entrustment
The sky may be moved, the earth may be moved, only time can never be moved, the most ruthless in the world is time, no one can keep its footsteps, even the gods and Buddhas in the sky can not stop the changes of the years.
Sunrise and sunset, the moon is lacking and the moon is full, Wu Ming and others came back from Sicily when it was the end of the year, a few days after Christmas, the new year came again, and their lives returned to the peace of the past, like an ancient well.
The blue wolf has returned to Thailand, and the three finger girls only returned to China on New Year's Day, because there is no one to supervise and control, Ding Zhenyuan's weight soared to one hundred and fourteen, like a meat bun, Wu Ming was so angry that the three corpses jumped violently, and the little girl was tragic again.
For lunch, everyone is a big fish and meat, Ding Zhenyuan only has porridge and kimchi in front of her, and the food level is not much better than that of the refugees in Ethiopia, Wu Ming is watching the supervision from the side, once she finds out that she wants to eat meat dishes, she immediately hit her little hand with chopsticks.
Fingers said while eating: "Oba, can you take us to Xiaobai after eating?" ”
"Xiaobai?" Wu Ming turned his head to look at his fingers and asked, "What are you looking for her?" ”
"You ask Derpy."
Ding Zhenyuan smiled and said, "Da...... Da Mei has a gift for her. ”
"Gifts?" Wu Ming pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "It won't be briefs again, right?" ”
Everyone covered their mouths and snickered when they heard this, Ding Zhenyuan was very hearted, and when she came back from a trip to Hanguo, she didn't forget to bring gifts to everyone, Bao Hui underwear, Bao Hui gloves, Bao Huang scarf, Wu Ming received Bao Hua briefs, the color is bright and fashionable, very Han Liu, and it is absolutely full of return rate when wearing it on the street.
"It's not briefs...... Ding Zhenyuan shook her head vigorously, and hurriedly explained: "It's a t-shirt with the signature of the lead singer of Girls' Generation, and Girls' Generation is Xiaobai's favorite combination." ”
"Girly style? I only know Gangnam style. ”
"You don't even know about girlhood?" Fingers were very dissatisfied and said: "They have been debuting for six years, and they can almost be said to be the most popular girl group in our Han Kingdom." ”
Wu Ming said casually: "It's been six years since they debuted, what is it called girlhood, are they still girls?" It's long overdue to change the name. ”
"What's the name?"
"The Young Woman's Age."
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It's really good to change it, and then change the name to the old lady's childhood in a few years? The gopher and the others couldn't help laughing, their fingers were so angry that their faces were red, and Wu Ming looked like an old god was there, supervising Ding Zhenyuan while eating.
After lunch, Wu Ming took the family out of the house, and five men and four women drove to the Zhonghai Film and Television Base.
Xiaobai took over a super-long anti-Japanese war-themed TV series, in order to get a better broadcast schedule, the crew didn't even have a holiday on New Year's Day, in fact, popular actors are almost like this, almost all year round.
When Wu Ming and his entourage came to the set, the crew was filming, it happened to be Xiaobai's scene, and finally caught a gap to change the camera, Ding Zhenyuan came to Xiaobai's side with a gift, and the two girls chattered excitedly after meeting.
Xiaobai usually has four bodyguards around him, but they are usually far away, but today he is uncharacteristically close to him, all of them look like they are facing a great enemy, their eyes keep sweeping around, and they dare not slack off at any time.
Is something wrong? Wu Ming had a trace of doubt in his heart, just find someone to ask about the situation, he walked towards the heroine Shen Miaozhu who was touching up her makeup, she hadn't seen her for many days, and the beautiful young woman was still radiant.
"Beauty, long time no see."
Shen Miaozhu, who was sitting in front of the open-air dresser, squinted at it, and said with a smile: "Long time no see, are you here to visit my class today?" ”
Wu Ming smiled noncommittally and said, "You actors are really hard, and there are no holidays on holidays." ”
"Alone in a foreign land as a stranger......"
"Every festive season, I think of spring."
Shen Miaozhu rolled her eyes and said angrily, "You are just thinking of spring." ”
Wu Ming asked straight to the point: "Ask you something, I feel that Xiaobai's bodyguards seem to be very nervous, is there something wrong?" ”
"It's nothing, it's actually not a big deal...... Shen Miaozhu smiled and said, "It's just that I met a crazy male fan two days ago." ”
"What a madness?"
"He wants a pair of signature underwear that Xiaobai wears."
Wu Ming wiped his sweat and muttered, "This kid has the style of my generation. ”
Shen Miaozhu didn't hear clearly, and asked, "What are you talking about this kid?" ”
"I said this kid is really obscene."
Shen Miaozhu said helplessly: "We female artists are afraid of meeting such male fans, Xiaobai is frightened, so her bodyguards are so nervous." ”
Wu Ming said heartlessly: "People want to sign briefs, won't it be over if you give him one?" Why are you so nervous? ”
Shen Miaozhu said angrily: "Do you want to give yours?" ”
"If you don't give it to him, he may come back in the future, and you should find a pair of auntie's pants to send him."
Shen Miaozhu didn't refute, and changed the topic: "Did you come empty-handed?" ”
"I'm here with all my heart, how about it?" Wu Ming squeezed his eyebrows, and said solemnly: "Do you want to go to the hotel together, Bao Shuang." ”
"Why didn't you invite me to your house?"
"Uh......" Wu Ming's tongue was knotted, and he secretly glanced at Bai Xiayuan in the distance, there is a woman in the family whose strength is comparable to that of Bumpman, and at this time invite Xiao San to go home, can she survive this winter?
"What's wrong? Isn't it welcome? ”
Wu Ming said casually: "My house has been renovated recently, and there is no way to live in it." ”
The two chatted for a while, after the set was completed, the crew started up again, Shen Miaozhu was about to film, and the bored Wu Ming was wandering around idlely, and then found that the assistant director of the crew was chasing the gopher and talking, what is the situation?
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Soon, Wu Ming figured out the situation, the appearance of the gopher was so good, the assistant director of the crew was shocked as soon as they met, and immediately wooed without hesitation, and directly promised to play the leading role for the gopher.
The annoyed gopher left the set, watching a long hair disappear into the wind, the assistant director sighed, his eyes were full of regret, Wu Ming walked up to him, patted him on the shoulder, and said sourly: "Director, I really can't figure out how ...... you like him"
The assistant director interrupted bluntly: "I just fell in love with his face." ”
Wu Ming showed a little jealousy and snorted: "He just has a good-looking face, and he doesn't know how to act at all, will there be ratings if he is invited to act?" ”
"It doesn't matter if he can act or not...... assistant director said wistfully: "His face itself is the ratings." ”
God once confiscated the gopher artifact, Wu Ming thought that God was a very fair god at that time, giving you a unique appearance, but taking away your lifeline, but soon after, God returned a bigger and better artifact to the gopher.
Is God really a fair God? Wu Ming expressed deep suspicion, he felt that God was too kind to the gopher, and the Aquila also had a unique face, but God gave him an abnormal brain.
Low-key is a subtle show-off, and high-profile is a harbinger of imminent beating.
The eagle is like the sun in the sky, always keeping a high profile, such a man dies quickly, Wu Ming feels that God still treats the eagle equally, but he is too partial to the gopher, a low-key man must die slowly, but he has a little white face that brings disaster to the country and the people, I don't know how many women he will harm, and he is a full male public enemy.
Forget it, they are all their own brothers, find another day to smoke the old one, after Wu Ming figured it out, he leaned over to the assistant director with a face, and Mao recommended himself: "Director, what do you think of me?" ”
"How's that?"
"Do you think I can play the male lead?"
The assistant director glanced at Wu Ming and said slowly: "There is a kind of person who is born against the bone and is only suitable for playing bad guys, and it is more difficult to play the male lead." ”
"You're talking about me?"
"Okay, I'm going to be busy, I don't have time to chat with you."
"Wait......" Wu Ming grabbed the assistant director and said with a smile: "Are you looking for an extra today?" ”
The assistant director stopped and looked at Wu Ming seriously, and said, "Originally, there was a role that I personally played, but I found that you were quite suitable." ”
"Play what?"
"Human traffickers."
"Human traffickers?"
The assistant director explained: "Don't you know what a trafficker is? It is the scum who abducts and sells big girls, little daughters-in-law, and occasionally old ladies. ”
Wu Ming said with a dark face: "Of course I know what a human trafficker is, but I don't want to play this kind of indiscriminate." ”
"Don't play pull down."
The assistant director brushed his sleeves away, Wu Ming shrugged his shoulders, he likes acting, but acting is just for interest, and it is better not to play a role that makes him unappetizing.
Unknowingly, Wu Ming and the others stayed until the crew finished work, and when Xiaobai was removing her makeup, Yan Ruyu came to the set, Wu Ming was taken aback when she saw her, and she was also taken aback when she saw Wu Ming, and both of them felt a little surprised.
"Why are you here?"
"Didn't you go to inspect the new route and come back in mid-January?"
Yan Ruyu walked in front of Wu Ming, smiled, and said, "I'm back early, let's wait for everyone to eat together, right?" ”
Wu Ming nodded and said with a smile: "That's what we mean, we're just waiting for Xiaobai to remove makeup." ”
The two chatted again while waiting for Xiaobai, and chatted and talked about Xiaobai, Yan Ruyu came over because she received a call from Xiaobai.
"Man, you've had more time lately, can you protect Xiaobai?"
"Don't use it?" Wu Ming politely refused: "She has four bodyguards, where can she use me to protect her." ”
Yan Ruyu pouted and said coquettishly: "Xiaobai is like my own sister, can't you protect her for a while?" ”
Wu Ming said with an embarrassed face: "No, no, do you want me to rob other people's jobs?" ”
Yan Ruyu wrinkled her nose and said, "I didn't let you steal other people's jobs, I just asked you to come to the set more when you have time and help me take care of Xiaobai, isn't that okay?" ”
"That's fine."
It's just a gesture, anyway, staying at home and being idle is idle, and it's fun to come to the set to hang out if you have nothing to do, Wu Ming agreed to Yan Ruyu's request without thinking about it.