Two men and women in their sixties walked hand in hand in the Zhonghai Film and Television Base, showing their affection, showing their affection, showing their love, and showing their gold watches......

"Watch out for the steps."

"I'm not a child."

Bai Xiayuan was led down the steps by Wu Ming, her eyes flashed with happiness, she liked the feeling of being carefully held in the palm of her hand by a man, in fact, every woman likes to be pampered by a man.

Recently, the two have been frequently engaged in human-making exercises, Bai Xiayuan is in a dangerous period, Wu Ming suspects that she may be pregnant, if it is counted from the first day of the dangerous period, she is at least a week pregnant?

Of course, only the big immortals who set up a stall can test it out after a week of pregnancy, and to put it bluntly, only ghosts know that Bai Xia is not pregnant, but she has done a pre-pregnancy physical examination before, and the doctor said that her physical condition is excellent, her eggs are very active, and she is extremely easy to conceive, so Wu Ming will think that she has become a quasi-father.

I don't know what it's like for someone else to be a father for the first time? Wu Ming was a little nervous and seemed too sensitive, mainly because Bai Xiayuan was old, and the danger that elderly pregnant women had to bear was much greater than that of young pregnant women.

Although it has not yet been determined whether Bai Xiayuan is pregnant, Wu Ming has already activated the god-killing mode, once a creature that can pose a threat to Bai Xiayuan approaches, he will immediately kill him, but to be honest, there are not too many creatures in this world that can pose a threat to Bai Xiayuan.

Bai Xiayuan is definitely an excellent representative of the daughter-in-law of the new era, she can get out of the hall, enter the kitchen, climb over the high wall, fight the hooligans, easily beat the junior out of Xiang, and carry the gas cylinder to the sixth floor without panting, but she has one place like most beauties, that is, cooking is difficult to eat.

Entrusted by people, loyal to people, Wu Ming comes to Zhonghai Film and Television Base to visit Xiaobai's class as soon as he is free these days, and several women in the family will follow him to play every time, but the brother who wants to ask for Xiaobai's underwear has never appeared, and Wu Ming's flirting feet that he relies on to become famous have never been useful.

In the past two days, Ding Zhenyuan's three daughters have stayed to watch Xiaobai filming, and Wu Ming has dragged the expectant pregnant woman Bai Xiayuan around, because Xiaobai is filming a TV series with the theme of the Anti-Japanese War, and there are more scenes of beating little devils, and he is afraid that Bai Xiayuan will be stimulated if he watches too much.

Don't look at the little devils on TV who are bullied miserably, if you really want to fight, Bai Xiayuan can beat Xiaobai's entire crew with one woman, if Wu Ming dares to release water, he will also be beaten so that he can't find the north.

But to be honest, Wu Ming, who has always been patriotic, also thinks that the recent anti-Japanese war drama is too cheating, completely despises the IQ of the Chinese people, and a small guerrilla force can easily eliminate one of the most elite Kwantung Army detachments of the Japanese army.

Hey! A touch of surprise flashed in the eyes of Wu Ming, who was thinking wildly, on the artificial lake of the film and television base, two actors in ancient costumes were hanging Weiya to shoot the scene, in this film and television base where the anti-Japanese war drama is like a forest, it is really rare to see a martial arts drama.

Wu Ming and Bai Xiayuan walked to the lake, there were many tourists watching and taking pictures by the lake, and they inquired before they knew that it was the Datang Shuanglong Legend crew, and the two actors who hung Weiya were the protagonists in the play, Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling.

Wu Ming has watched a version of this martial arts drama, so much so that he is a little puzzled, aren't Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling good friends? How can there be a fight? Most of the brothers turned against each other because of women, and the sister-in-law was too beautiful these days.

I watched the heroes go high and high on TV, and the eaves and walls were very elegant and handsome, but when I really went to the scene to watch the actors filming, I knew that the scenes of filming the eaves and the walls were frustrated to death, and the danger factor was very high.

Bai Xiayuan pointed to the two actors hanging above the lake and asked, "Wouldn't it be dangerous for them to film like this?" ”

Wu Ming crow's mouth said: "Of course, if you fall and don't die, you will be drowned." ”

"Don't curse people."

"Let's talk about it, if my mouth was so effective, it would have been three palaces and six courtyards a long time ago."

The filming started, and the two actors who were hanging Weiya floated slowly in mid-air, all trying to pose the most handsome poses, and the weapons in their hands touched from time to time, and suddenly, one of the actors' Weiya tightrope broke, and he fell directly into the water from mid-air handsomely.

There was a plop, and the water splashed three meters high.

The crowd of onlookers let out a panicked cry, and Bai Xiayuan secretly glanced at Wu Ming, is this man a plague god? It was really a prophecy, Wu Ming wiped his sweat, his crow's mouth skills were really getting deeper and deeper, and the innocent people were all shot while lying down.

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The actor who fell into the water soon floated up, and before everyone could breathe a sigh of relief, everyone found that the actor in the water was drinking heartily, waving his hands wildly in the air, if this was not a trendy swimming technique, then he should be struggling.

Depend on! This kid doesn't seem to know how to water? Wu Ming, who felt a trace of guilt in his heart, hurriedly shouted loudly: "He doesn't seem to know water, everyone go down and save people." ”

Wu Ming pretended to take off his clothes, and there was also a benevolent brother next to him who began to take off his clothes, Sui This posture, they are going to take off their clothes and go into the water to save people, but the speed of the two of them is slow, this has to wait for them to take off their clothes and go into the water, the daylily is cold, and people are dead.

Several staff members of the crew jumped directly into the water to save people, and after seeing someone in the water, Wu Ming immediately stopped taking off his clothes, rushed to the lake embankment with an arrow, took out his mobile phone, and shouted impassionedly: "Don't worry, I'll call an ambulance for you now." ”

Brothers, rush! I'm covering in the back. A familiar sentence instantly appeared in everyone's minds, and Wu Ming, who was an afterthoughts, was immediately despised by the onlookers, but he didn't pay attention to it, and the old god made an emergency call while he was there.

As soon as he finished making the call, Wu Ming heard a woman's exclamation behind him, turned around and looked, and couldn't help but secretly shout Your sister, the brother who undressed with him before actually took off his clothes cleanly, and he didn't leave any pants and socks.

I rub! Is it necessary to take off so thoroughly when going into the water to save people? It can't be some sinister intention, right? The corners of Wu Ming's mouth twitched, and at this moment, the actor who fell into the water was dragged back to the shore, and it was okay to see the situation.

Brother Ren, who had just stripped naked, was stunned for a moment, and then slowly put on his clothes, Wu Ming was sweating wildly, and he stripped off and showed a delicate bird, and he didn't use it for anything and put on his clothes again, who is this? I knew that he wanted to take off his clothes and go into the water to save people, but I didn't know that I thought he was taking off his pants and walking birds!

There are many crews stationed in Zhonghai Film and Television Base, actors and stars can be seen everywhere, where there are stars, there must be reporters, there are no fewer reporters stationed here than actors, a large number of reporters flocked to the actor who had just been rescued, and some reporters surrounded the bird walker who had just put on his pants.

"Why are you undressing?"

"I want to go into the water to save people."

"Then why strip naked?"

The bird walker said righteously: "I was only thinking about saving people and saving people, and I took off my clothes before I knew it. ”

"Since you only think about saving people in your heart, why do you have to take off your clothes, isn't this delaying the time to save people?"

The bird walker calmly replied: "We should be calm and rational when we save people, not blind, otherwise it will only harm others and ourselves, and taking off our clothes before going into the water can reduce resistance and help us stretch our limbs better, which is to better save people." ”

"But you didn't save anyone."

The bird walker snorted and defended: "But this spirit of righteousness and courage in me has infected other people, and I have passed on the positive energy in my body to others, so there are so many people who jump into the water to save people regardless of their lives." ”

"I think your buttocks are very white, and I want to take a close-up of your buttocks, the title is The Light of Great Love, can you see it?"

"No problem."

The bird walker turned around and pouted his buttocks, ready to take off his pants, a group of reporters were frightened and ran in all directions, I went, which media reporter is so heavy? Caught in the interview with reporters, Wu Ming covered his mouth and snickered, spread the girl and ran away.

Brother Harm has long needle eyes, and he still wants to be famous, you kid wants to be beautiful, Wu Ming, who finished the destruction, looked happy, and pulled Bai Xiayuan back to the set of Xiaobai's crew, and when he saw them coming back from outside, his fingers and others greeted him.

"Oba, where have you been?"

"Just go out and have a look."

His fingers showed a gossipy expression, and he said, "I heard that someone fell into the lake just now, did you see it?" ”

Wu Ming shrugged his shoulders and said, "I saw it, and we also saw someone running away." ”

"Fruit Ben?" A cameraman from the crew surrounded him with great interest and asked, "Who is going to run?" Are people still there? ”

"Are you interested?"

"I'm so interested."

Wu Ming smiled evilly and said jokingly: "Man, you are also interested? ”

The videographer blurted out: "As long as someone unleashes, I love both men and women." ”

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Brother, you are exposed, a complicated gaze was cast on the cameraman, Wu Ming quietly took two steps back, and there was a hint of vigilance in his eyes, he had always been insensitive to Ji Jing.

"Don't get me wrong......," the videographer hurriedly explained, "I don't like men, I just like body photography, it's not what you think, I'm not a friend." ”

Wu Ming muttered in a low voice, "But you already have this tendency. ”

"I didn't."

"This can be there."

"Not really."

The director roared angrily: "What are you kid grinding and chirping? Hurry up, we're going to start filming, what are you still talking about? ”

I'm not chatting, I'm clarifying a fatal misunderstanding, I don't dare to disobey the director's order, the cameraman ran away in tears, wailing in his heart, my brother's innocence is like a used toilet paper, and he may never come back.

This is called a gaffe into a thousand years of hatred, Wu Ming and the others couldn't help but laugh.

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