Rules and precepts: Don't smoke or drink in the house, don't engage in vulgar activities, don't bring people back, don't look at what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear......

Eight major attentions: Wake up Miss Yan Ruyu at half past seven every day, take the dog out to poop every day, be responsible for washing clothes, and prepare three meals on weekends......

Free benefits: You can use all the facilities of the villa and provide a ride.

The deposit is 20,000 yuan, the rent is 5,000 per month, and the water and electricity bills, Internet fees, property fees, housekeeping fees, garbage fees, and security fees are shared with Miss Yan Ruyu......

The trial period is three days!

Finally, Ms. Yan Ruyu has the final right to interpret this agreement and has the right to modify it.

………………………………………………………

An A4 piece of paper, densely filled with unequal treaties, after reading the lease agreement of thousands of words, Wu Ming felt that his hands were trembling, as if as long as he signed, he would become a sinner for the ages who lost his power and humiliated the country.

Where is this and what is the lease agreement? This is a fucking deed of sale for a pit daddy who can't be more black, and whoever becomes a tenant here will definitely be in a worse situation than the legendary contractor.

This is a premeditated trap!

Beauty is like jade, it is difficult to give up, and this place is inextricably linked with oneself, is this deed of sale signed or not? Wu Ming's palms were sweaty, and he was a little indecided, making it difficult to choose.

Yan Ruyu pouted and said coquettishly: "Why do you look at it for so long?" If there is no problem, just sign and draw a pledge! ”

"I have a little question...... Wu Ming raised his hand weakly and asked in a low voice, "Are you sure this is a lease agreement?" Instead of a deed of sale? ”

"You should be a man, right?" Yan Ruyu's face was slightly stunned, and she said, "I don't want my mother-in-law, I don't want you to go to hell!" ”

Is this different from going to hell? The beautiful woman with horizontal eyebrows and vertical eyes is still unbelievably beautiful, Wu Ming showed a hint of absolute emotion, and picked up the pen......

Yan Ruyu's big eyes were shining, her liver was beating carefully, and she was muttering in her heart: Sign and sign......

Cheng Ming put down his pen again and teased: "I still want to ask, is it possible to use all the facilities of the villa for free, including you?" ”

"Get out of ......" Yan Ruyu made a small face, stretched out her jade finger and pulled Wu Ming's sleeve, urging: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and sign and draw." ”

"Signed?" Wu Ming shook his head and said with a wry smile: "The next thing should be, Huang Chao Ma Han, the dragon head is waiting!" ”

Yan Ruyu spurned and said, "Cut ...... You're only worthy of a dog's head. ”

Wu Ming shook his head, put down the pen and signed the name, Yan Ruyu's small hand immediately stretched out in front of him, and his slender jade fingers rubbed......

"What?"

Yan Ruyu showed a mercenary smile and said, "Deposit and rent!" Xiao Ming, do you want to transfer money or pay cash? ”

Although Xiao Ming ripped the little red dress, Xiao Ming is not a bad guy! Because he didn't take off his little red dress, it's not bad enough! Among the names that are most frequently used in primary school students' composition sentences, 'Xiao Ming' bears the brunt, and most of them are negative teaching materials, which Martians know!

Wu Ming's face was full of black lines: "You can call me Brother Ming!" ”

"That's called Xiao Mingzi?"

"It's better to call Xiao Ming!" Wu Ming's face was all black, Xiao Ming was at least still a man, Xiao Mingzi was the kind of incomplete man no matter how he listened, opened the shoulder bag, Wu Ming took out three stacks of banknotes and put them on the table.

Yan Ruyu picked up the banknote and held it into her arms, her delicate face revealed excitement, full of money, she sat on the sofa and counted the money cross-legged, without raising her head, and said casually: "Show me your ID card." ”

Ahh Directly poke the dumb hole!

After a while, Wu Ming made up the reason: "I just came back from abroad, and I was stolen as soon as I got off the plane, and I lost my ID card and passport...... Thinking about it, he continued to add: "I originally came to Longkou Mountain to look for my aunt, but because I lost my address and phone, I couldn't find their home." ”

Dressed in a top brand, it is indeed very much like a returnee returning to his hometown, Yan Ruyu stared at Wu Ming for a while, and then spit out a sentence in English: "Which country did you come back from?" ”

This woman really has a lot of eyes, Wu Ming smiled slightly, and replied in English: "I came back from Mozambique." ”

"Study abroad or work?"

"Work."

"What job?"

"Uh...... Dig coal! ”

Yan Ruyu thought for a while and said with a smile: "I heard that a large coal mine was discovered there more than ten years ago, you have been abroad for a long time, right?" It is now called Longkou New District. ”

Finally coping with it, Wu Ming breathed a sigh of relief and sighed: "I've been abroad for too long, what a big change here!" ”

"Now the government's efficiency is still quite high, you go to the immigration bureau to register your name, and then go to the police station to apply for household registration, and you can get your ID card in a few days......" Yan Ruyu said lightly, stood up as she spoke, and continued: "I'll take you to see the room first, and when the ID card is done, remember to give it to me." ”

"Okay, okay." Wu Ming nodded repeatedly.

……………………………………………………

This is one of the master bedrooms on the second floor, with a separate bathroom, the style is diametrically opposed to the hall on the first floor, the decoration is all in black and white, more masculine, and all kinds of furniture are readily available, even the computer is available.

Allure, this should be the name of a beautiful woman, right? But I just can't remember what she looks like, and what does it have to do with me? What does she have to do with this Yan Ruyu? Why did Yan Ruyu subconsciously spit out this name when he saw it? It seems that it is necessary to go to the hospital, and if you continue to mix it up like this, something will go wrong sooner or later, Wu Ming walked into the bathroom while thinking about it......

At this time, Yan Ruyu was lying on the big bed in her room, with Erlang's legs crossed, and Bluetooth in her ears to talk about the phone: "Sister Feng, are you done with makeup?" Miss Ben will take care of you today......"

"The old lady warns you, call me Sister Feng again, be careful that I turn my face......" There was an angry female voice on the other end of the phone.

"Sister Wushuang, the little girl is wrong......" Yan Ruyu immediately begged for mercy, "Wait wait and go shopping with me, right?" Then we went to Caesar's Palace for a big dinner. ”

"Let's say okay first, the old lady has no money to settle the bill......" The female voice on the other end of the phone was cautious.

"Miss Ben is rich, Ann! Ann! ”

"Yo, our Miss Moonlight is so poor that she hasn't dared to go out for twenty days, and now she is rich? Did you catch a diamond bastard? There was a sneer on the other end of the phone.

"What vixen? People are pure and good little women......" Yan Ruyu was fond of her ruddy little mouth, and then couldn't help but snicker: "I rented out the room to a rich second generation who wears bosses from head to toe, and likes to show off his wealth." ”

"Miss, I need to remind you that you are also a rich second generation, and you are also a VIP among the rich second generation......" A basin of cold water poured on the other end of the phone.

"Hmph...... I have already turned my face with the big demon king and run away from home, I actually want to marry Miss Ben to a pig, and I also freeze my credit card, I want to break with him, completely break ......" Yan Ruyu looked resolute.

"Miss, the place where we work is also your family, and the salary you get is equal to what your father gave, which is also called a break?" There was a sigh on the other end of the line.

"With that salary, I can't even afford a LV bag."

"By the way, who did you rent the dazy house to? Won't lure wolves in, will you? The other end of the phone took the initiative to change the subject.

"Don't worry, with his small body, Miss Ben won't be able ......to breathe when she hits eight of them," Yan Ruyu said excitedly, and clenched her fists and waved them twice before she continued: "Moreover, he doesn't like women, no problem!" ”

"Don't like women? Could he ......?"

Yan Ruyu interrupted with a grin: "That's right...... He's the kind of little man who likes to bear in silence. ”

"Hey...... Most of these men are Xiao Zhengtai, anyway, sister, I like to bully that kind of white and clean little boy the most......" There was a creepy low laugh on the other end of the phone.

Yan Ruyu frowned and thought for a while, and said slowly: "It's not Xiao Zhengtai...... Well...... He has long hair, he looks quite tall, and he is quite handsome, but he looks stupid......"

"This type of sister prefers it, and I have time to let my sister test his bottom ......" There was a feeling of impatience on the other end of the phone.

"As long as it's a handsome guy, you like it......" Yan Ruyu couldn't help but roll her eyes and continued: "Okay! All right! I'm going to put on makeup, we'll talk when we meet, bye-bye. ”

……………………………………………………

There was not a grain of rice in the kitchen, there was no need to plug in the refrigerator at all, the cockroaches fled because of the famine, Wu Ming turned around and only found a few boxes of dog biscuits, hungry, but not to the point of starvation.

The kitchen of a beautiful woman's house is always a furnishing, I don't know who said this, the truth!

Wu Ming walked to Yan Ruyu's room and knocked twice......

"Come in!"

When he first entered the beautiful boudoir, Wu Ming was stunned, and there were scattered underwear and socks everywhere, carefully avoiding a lace mesh stocking on the ground in front of the door, and when he looked up, he could see a bra miraculously hanging on the crystal lamp on the ceiling of the room......

How did you get it? God knows!

Yan Ruyu, who was putting on makeup, saw Wu Ming's sluggish expression through the mirror, and her pretty face turned red, like a cat that had been stepped on by its tail, so she quickly jumped up and shouted, "You go out first, what is there to say outside." ”

Wu Ming touched his nose, turned around and walked out of the room, Yan Ruyu threw the door ...... "bang", and began to pack up in a hurry......

"I want to ask, where is there food around here? Also, I want to buy some groceries. ”

"I'll put on makeup and change clothes first, you go to the living room and wait for me first, I'm going to go out too......"

Wu Ming went down to the living room on the first floor and waited for half an hour, and the phoenix finally came out of the chicken coop......

Tight-fitting short skirt and small dress, no need to wear stockings at all, Yan Ruyu's slender legs are white and flawless, and the beauty is beautiful in whatever clothes she wears, the only fly in the ointment is that this Miss Yan's breasts?

It's a man who can't help but sigh, God gave her all the best parts, but when she fell into mortal dust, her chest hit the ground first!

Yan Ruyu was wearing ten-centimeter high heels, proudly raising her small chin, like a model walking on the runway, as if every step had been measured with a ruler, she stepped on an elegant step and walked in front of Wu Ming and turned around......

"Are you waiting for my compliment?" The corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked slightly.

"Don't you want to give?" Yan Ruyu smiled playfully.

This woman is full of aura and very queenly, she does have the capital to be proud, it is estimated that the man who wants to chase her will be enough to make the country of the sun flood just by spitting on the stars, right?

This is a beautiful thorn flower, but if you don't pull out her thorns, your hands will definitely be covered with blood, right? Wu Ming touched his nose and said with a smile: "But when I'm hungry, I don't like to praise women." ”

Yan Ruyu secretly wrinkled her little nose, hum! Who is rare!

The two of them walked one after the other, slowly walking towards the garage......