The beauty of the car, complementing each other, the red Porsche 911 roadster, this is Yan Ruyu's car.

However, this has nothing to do with Wu Ming's half a dime.

"Don't be so stingy, let me give me a ride, will you get pregnant?"

"Hmph...... She's my princess, men don't want to touch her. ”

In the garage, Wu Ming and Yan Ruyu had a small dispute......

As a tenant, you get a free welfare car, a Rocky! A 60cc mouse motorcycle with the Mercedes-Benz logo on its bumper, looking at its shape, it is infinitely close to being scrapped, maybe a few hard throttle blows, and it will fall apart.

Wu Ming wanted to cry without tears, dying and struggling: "This car is too small, the wind is a little stronger, and it can blow people into the ditch." ”

Yan Ruyu pointed to the corner of the wall and snickered viciously: "There is also a bicycle there, if you like to pedal, I won't stop you." ”

Following the gaze of the beauty, Wu Ming immediately vomited three liters of blood, the broken bicycle didn't even have a saddle, a pillar of optimus, whoever rides it will burst the chrysanthemum!

"I don't drive a motorcycle, I don't know how to ride a bike." Wu Ming showed a pitiful expression, trying to sell Meng Bo's sympathy.

"Then you can go out!"

Fuck, I don't have any sympathy at all, it's really morally degenerate, the traditional virtues of China for 5,000 years are what make this kind of person corrupt, this kind of woman should slap her ass hard!

Delusions are always good!

Wu Ming sighed, walked to the side of the motorcycle in despair, and said with a wry smile: "Who is this broken car?" Surely it won't be yours, right? ”

Yan Ruyu shrugged her shoulders and said with a smile: "This is Uncle Xiang's car, he went back to the countryside with Aunt Xiang to see his grandson a few days ago, and he won't come back for a few months." ”

This Xiangbo should be the maid here, sure enough, it was premeditated, this lazy beauty used the excuse of renting out the room, the purpose was just to find a new maid, Wu Ming was fooled in his heart, and he put on a very frustrated helmet angrily.

Looking at Wu Ming's frustrated look, Yan Ruyu was like a victorious general, twisting her waist and walking towards her car, probably a little carried away, "Ouch......" She accidentally gave her foot to Wei.

Wu Ming shook his head, walked up to her, and said with a smile: "The heel is so high, it's strange if you don't have a broken foot, are you okay?" ”

Yan Ruyu opened the car door, sat down, rubbed her ankles, looked like she was about to cry, pouted and said, "It hurts!" ”

"Give Me Your Feet......"

"Oops......" In the exclamation of the beauty, Wu Ming curtst his knees and grabbed her ankles, and quickly helped her take off her shoes......

"What are you doing?" Yan Ruyu was nervous and wanted to withdraw her feet, her pretty face was flushed, and she was delicate.

"Be quiet, don't move!" Wu Ming let out a low sigh and gently rubbed Yan Ruyu's white and boneless lotus feet.

How can you touch a girl's feet casually?

But looking at Wu Ming's focused eyes and gentle and meticulous movements, Yan Ruyu's words were stuck in her throat, and she couldn't spit it out, she felt that her whole body was burning red at the moment, and she didn't realize that the bottom of her skirt was gone, her heart was pounding rapidly, and her thoughts were far away......

What's wrong with Zhu Jiajun? Regardless of the physical condition, what is there about him that is not worthy of you?

I don't want it, I don't want it...... Yan Ruyu yelled hysterically: You never know what I want, the man I like wants to stand up to the sky, but he can grovel for me......

Wu Sangui was angry, just for the sake of red face, Zhuge Kongming's lupine scarf, pointing out the country, what about the man named Wu Ming in front of him?

"Hey...... What do you think? Wu Ming waved his hand and shook it in front of the hairy beauty......

"What did you say?" Yan Ruyu asked in a flurry manner.

"I said, does it still hurt?"

Yan Ruyu, who had regained her senses, hurriedly pulled her feet back, and shook her head like a rattle, "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt." ”

Wu Ming casually ripped off the heel of the high heel and said, "Give me the other shoe......"

"This is people's favorite shoes, more than 10,000 yuan!" Yan Ruyu looked distressed, saying so, but she still obediently took off her other high heels and handed it to Wu Ming.

"Is it important to have shoes or to have a small life? What kind of car do you drive in high heels......" Wu Ming snorted angrily, and after pulling off the heel, he handed the shoe back before he continued: "These shoes are only more than 10,000 yuan, your little life is more than 10,000 yuan, right?" ”

It seems that this is a very domineering man! Suddenly thinking of something, Yan Ruyu sighed unconsciously, and there was a feeling of loss.

Wu Ming walked to the motorcycle and spit out coldly: "Your underwear is beautiful!" ”

"Thank you......" Yan Ruyu subconsciously replied, and after reacting, her face turned black, and she scolded angrily: "You bastard!" Stinky rascals! ”

"Hey......

Green smoke came out of the little mouse's buttocks, "Di Lili ......" Wu Ming drove out of the villa gate slowly on a motorcycle, and Yan Ruyu, who followed him, had a gritted expression on her teeth, she really wanted to drive Wu Ming into the river to feed Wang Ba.

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Longkou New District is located in the suburbs of the city, which is considered to be the junction of urban and rural areas, the air is good, there are no cars along the way, and the road conditions are also very good, but Wu Ming has frequent dangerous situations......

One of the advantages of driving on the left side of China is that the chances of seeing God are much greater than the average person.

was almost squeezed into the ditch by the oncoming RV, Wu Ming couldn't help but scold: "It's really morally degraded, do these people still have a king in their eyes?" Are there any traffic laws? ”

Thought he was playing Grand Theft Auto? Yan Ruyu yelled at Wu Ming with a dark face about the traffic rules in China.

Brother is wrong! Brother is guilty!

Honestly driving on the right, Wu Ming, who was a little afraid, was cautious, the car drove like a turtle crawling, in other words, the little mouse is indeed old, even if he drives to the limit, he can't break through forty miles.

The bitter thing is Yan Ruyu, who is escorting, after leaving the villa area, she can't stand the turtle speed, and yells at Wu Ming: "There are convenience stores and supermarkets not far ahead, you should be careful." ”

After speaking, she slammed the accelerator, and the Porsche was like an arrow from the string, leaving the dust......

In the blink of an eye, the Porsche had disappeared without a trace, Wu Ming could only shake his head and smile bitterly, this woman didn't leave the phone, she didn't give the key, when will she come back?

Long Huitou Supermarket, after Cheng Ming made a big purchase, he carried two large bags of things, sat on the small table outside the supermarket and nibbled on bread, drinking Nongtian Mountain Spring, quite leisurely.

Nongfu Spring is a little sweet, but what about Nongtian? A little salty?

Looking at the time, it was only nine o'clock in the morning, but it was inconvenient to go anywhere with two large bags of things, Wu Ming walked to a newsstand next to the supermarket, bought a map of Zhonghai City, and gave the boss fifty yuan, so that the family could help look at things, and the boss accepted it happily.

Something is wrong, the motorcycle won't start! Wu Ming tinkered and soon found the crux of the problem: the fuel gauge was bad and there was no gasoline!

Wu Ming inquired and knew that the nearest gas station was far away from this one...... There are five kilometers.

Who says you can't drive without gas? Hanging a vacancy, Wu Ming rode on the motorcycle and touched the ground with his feet, swinging his legs and kicking up, and the little mouse scurried out, much faster than the man's cart......

At this moment, a little boy on a bicycle rang the bell, overtook Wu Ming gorgeously, and turned back to him with a look of contempt!

Fuck, I was actually overtaken by a little fart child, the point is that it is also despised by the family, people fight for a breath, Buddha fights for a pillar of incense, don't think that the weasel is not sharp if he doesn't fart, Wu Ming shouted, his legs were like flying, and the little hairy mouse was like beating chicken blood, and by inertia, the speed was getting faster and faster......

People block and kill Buddha, Buddha blocks and kills, Wu Ming kicked the little mouse like a rainbow, all the way through the level, overtaking countless cars, shocking the eyeballs of countless people, which is breathtaking!

…… I have seen pedaling three-wheeled, pedaling bicycles, pedaling motorcycles is really rare, and pedaling so fast, the nameless "pedal Mogo" created a miracle of human dynamics, he told us that riding a motorcycle does not have to burn gasoline, in this era of advocating environmental protection, "pedaling Mogo" practiced, set a good example for us...... "China Morning Post"

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After adding gas, Wu Ming drove the little hairy mouse into the city.

Zhonghai Punan District Yulin Hospital, specializing in the treatment of infertility, has a male specialty, which is a relatively large general hospital, and also has a cardio-brain department.

When registering, the nurse girl had a suspicious expression on her face, and Wu Ming repeatedly explained that she was here to see her head.

It's because there's something wrong with your head, so you're hanging up in the wrong department.

Looking at the male specialties in the city, and then looking at the heart and brain department of the door, Wu Ming can only sigh that the Chinese culture is broad and profound, and the head can make misunderstandings without saying the size, and the service is just one word!

The heart and brain department actually hung the big red pennant of "Sending the Child to Guanyin, Wonderful Hands Rejuvenation", Wu Ming always felt like he had gone to the wrong door.

The old expert is still very enthusiastic, and very knowledgeable, often quotes scriptures when he speaks, and likes to chew words: amnesia is a heart disorder, if fate is determined, it must be conformed, the medical heart is the main, and the medicine stone is supplemented......

We broke our heads and lost our menesia!

It turned out to be amnesia caused by hard damage to brain tissue, so first take a B ultrasound, electrocardiogram brain waves, and then have blood tests, urine tests, blood pressure measurements, blood sugar measurements......

After Wu Ming tossed up and down for a few hours, the old expert waved his hand and wrote a bunch of prescriptions with a splash, and the medicine cost three thousand eight.

Eating it works?

The old expert has become mysterious again: recovering memories is an unattainable thing, maybe it is a certain day in a certain year and a certain month, or it may be an hour, a minute, a second......

Wu Ming was no longer in the mood to listen to the old experts boasting about those godly things, talking so mysteriously, he just wanted to set up the pit more hidden, and when he left the department, he threw the prescription directly into the trash......

We have amnesia, it's not that we burn out our brains, it's that the medicine is poisonous, what are we doing with the medicine that can't cure the disease!

After leaving a name, Wu Ming poured his anger on the white tiles of the hospital toilet, delusional to pee out a story through the ages, and an advertisement on the white wall attracted his attention!

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Out of the hospital, Wu Ming dialed a mysterious phone, and the colored bell that made people spill eggs on the ground rang: "Sister, you boldly go forward, go forward, don't look back......"

The phone was connected, and a man's voice rang: "Boss, do you want to get a certificate?" ”

Wu Ming wiped away the cold sweat and went straight to the point: "I want to get a real ID card." ”

"Big brother, are you playing with me?"

Wu Ming coughed lightly, straightened out his words, and said, "Let me tell you this, I am a person with no hukou and no identity. ”

"Black?" The man on the other end of the phone asked, and then continued: "There are many procedures for this black household to apply for a household registration ID card, do you want to find someone to do it on your behalf?" ”

"Yes...... right" Wu Ming nodded and said, "Can you help?" ”

"If you can trust me, I can do it for you, but it can be expensive......"

"No problem!"

"Then let's meet!"

The two met in a park, and an hour later, Wu Ming met the person who applied for the permit, a young man with a roe deer's eyes, a shirt and tie and a briefcase, even if he was dressed as an urban white-collar worker, he always had a feeling of being a monkey and a crown, and the beggar still looked like a beggar wearing a dragon robe!

After the young man introduced the process and specific cost of applying for an ID card, Wu Ming didn't say a word, and directly took out 15,000 yuan.

Subsequently, Wu Ming took a self-proclaimed Gao Caisheng to take pictures, and two big men sat on a small motorcycle, causing many passers-by to sigh and look sideways.

Hero, I hope you have a foundation of unrepentance!

When Wu Ming took off his wig, he became the highlight of the entire photo studio, dazzling.