What a soft bed, a good fragrant quilt, Wu Ming sat up and twisted his waist, smacked his mouth and opened his eyes, only to find that the room he was in was very unfamiliar, judging from the furnishings of the room, it seemed to be a young woman's boudoir.

I remember that I was drunk last night, and the last woman I came into contact with was Tang Yuyan, could this be her boudoir? This possibility is as high as 99 percent, because Wu Ming saw the black trench coat hanging on the hanger.

There is a set of white lace underwear scattered on the white silk quilt, the room has a separate bathroom, you can hear the sound of the shower head spraying water, Tang Yuyan is taking a bath? The corners of Wu Ming's mouth twitched, he was drunk and unconscious last night, he wouldn't have done anything that people were angry about, right?

Wu Ming picked up the small white underwear and found that there was a black and shiny 'thread', which was obviously a pair of freshly changed underwear.

I wonder if her ass is round and white? Wu Ming shook his head vigorously, now is not the time to think about this, should I slip away first? Or do you want to stay and ask the situation straight? Then again, even if there is no physical relationship, staying overnight is a big deal.

The woman took the initiative to stay with a man and let the man enter her boudoir, there is a potential meaning in this, the woman is willing to let this man into her world, Wu Ming touched his nose, did he really get into big trouble?

Tang Yuyan walked out of the bathroom wrapped in a big towel, just in time to see Wu Ming holding the underwear she had changed, looking thoughtful, she held back the shyness in her heart, and mocked: "Do you want to steal my underwear and go back to collect it?" ”

Wu Ming hurriedly threw away his little underwear as if he had been electrocuted, and said with a dry smile: "Don't get me wrong, I found that your underwear has a black thread, help you take it off." ”

"How can white panties have black threads?"

"I said yes, yes."

Tang Yuyan tilted his head and said cutely: "Is this scientific?" ”

Wu Ming said seriously: "There are many things that cannot be explained by science. ”

"If you don't explain, how do you know you can't?"

Wu Ming said impatiently: "Damn! Why do you keep struggling with the problem of the thread? I'm just taking care of your face before I say the thread, the whole world knows it's your hair. ”

“…………”

After a while, Tang Yuyan found that Wu Ming's gaze had been wandering on the sensitive parts of his body, so he couldn't help but scold: "What do you look at." ”

Wu Ming said disdainfully: "A girl in a face who is not thin is rare!" ”

Tang Yuyan puffed up his chest and said stiffly: "Who ...... Who said I was an A-mask, I was obviously a B-face. ”

Wu Ming casually carried the bra on the bed and said coolly: "Miss! It's obviously marked A, and the bra that my brother has taken off is not a thousand but eight hundred, do you think my brother doesn't understand? ”

Tang Yuyan was so angry that he scolded: "Scum, big **, people like you should be pulled and shot." ”

"Say whatever you want." Wu Ming looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.

Tick-tock, time passed minute by minute, the two fell into silence again, for a long time, Wu Ming broke the silence first, he asked cautiously, "Why did I sleep here last night?" ”

"You came in by sleepwalking through the window."

“…………”

After Tang Yuyan calmed down, she talked about last night's incident, after Wu Ming got drunk last night, she originally wanted to call Ruan Nan and the others, but she was worried about causing a misunderstanding, just Wu Ming muttered that she wanted to find Shen Ruoxi, without much thought, she directly dragged the man back to the Sun Community, who knew that Shen Ruoxi was not at home, and in the end she could only drag Wu Ming back to her own house.

"So that's ......" Wu Ming smiled awkwardly and said shyly: "We didn't have that last night, right?" ”

"Which one?"

"Lonely men and widows are in the same room, which one else?"

Tang Yuyan's face flushed, and he asked rhetorically, "Don't you feel it yourself?" ”

I don't know if it's a psychological effect, Wu Ming always felt a little backache, he lifted the quilt with a weak heart, and found that the underwear was not worn backwards, and the little brother was full of vitality, as if maybe he hadn't used it? Without waiting to breathe a sigh of relief, he found that there were brand new blood stains on the snow-white bedspread, if it wasn't for someone's great aunt? The story may be about to enter the bloody bridge.

Wu Ming asked weakly: "Why is there blood on the bedspread?" ”

"That's your blood."

"My blood?" Wu Ming looked up and down and found no wounds, the only thing that felt uncomfortable was his cheeks, he jumped out of bed wrapped in a silk quilt, and after seeing the ghost in the dressing mirror, he screamed: "Won't it?" What's wrong with my face? Did I let the family beat up the old one? ”

As if he had been hit by an unrecognizable foot, Wu Ming had multiple abrasions on his face, and several band-aids were pasted, Tang Yuyan held back a smile and said: "As a weak woman, I can't move a man who weighs about seventy-five kilograms, I can only drag ......."

"Drag?" Wu Ming roared angrily and roared, "You dragged me back?" Do you think my face is a mop? ”

Tang Yuyan clasped his hands on his shoulders and said calmly: "What else can I do if I don't delay?" Leaving you on the side of the road? ”

"Fortunately, Lao Tzu doesn't rely on his face to eat, otherwise can you afford to pay it?" Wu Ming looked indignant and asked, "Also, we really didn't snap last night, right?" ”

"Bang bang?"

Wu Ming explained: "This is an onomatopoeia, when the feelings of men and women are sublimated, intimate contact will occur, and then physical relations will occur, when the flesh collides violently......"

"Nothing happened last night!" Tang Yuyan interrupted Wu Ming's tirade and said, "I gave you the bed, and I slept on the floor." ”

"Do you have so many rooms in your house and no guest rooms?"

"Nobody slept, all moldy."

Wu Ming breathed a sigh of relief and said with a happy face: "It's good that nothing happened, God bless." ”

Tang Yuyan showed a strange expression, and said slowly: "A ** who has been in the same room with a beautiful woman for one night, but nothing happened, should be heartbroken, right?" You seem to be glad? ”

"Friend's wife, don't ride, I still understand this truth."

"Don't you think it's a pity?"

Wu Ming stared at Tang Yuyan's small chest and said, "I'm not interested in women with no breasts and no ass...... " As he spoke, he waved his hand and continued: "Get out of the way, get out of the way, I'm going to the toilet." ”

Wu Ming stepped on the silk quilt wrapped around his body, and the whole person fell out, and the accident came suddenly, Tang Yuyan was stupid, the two of them crashed into a ball and fell to the ground, after each wailed, they hurriedly got up, who knew that as soon as they got up, Tang Yuyan's bath towel wrapped in his body fell......

Tang Yuyan was stunned, and Wu Ming was stunned.

"Ah!!h

Tang Yuyan, who was naked, screamed, hurriedly squatted down to pick up the bath towel, and saw that Wu Ming's eyes were still wide in appreciation, and he said angrily: "Why don't you turn around quickly." ”

Wu Ming turned around slowly, gloating and laughing, "I want to say...... I saw them all. ”

A minute later, Wu Ming, who was wearing only a pair of pants on his body, was ruthlessly swept out of the house, and there seemed to be a bleak fallen leaf flying by, and he stood in the stairwell outside the door, as if he was stupid and stupid, this was the end of his gloating.

After Wu Mingleng the pestle for a moment, he knocked on the door and shouted, "Hey! Open the door, why don't you give me back your clothes? ”

The door opened quickly, Tang Yuyan threw Wu Ming's clothes out fiercely, snorted heavily, and slammed the door, Wu Ming was shocked one by one, just glanced at it, and he wouldn't be pregnant, he shouldn't be guilty of death, right?

After getting dressed, Wu Ming stood silently outside the door, and Tang Yuyan inside had his back against the door, the eyes of the two people across the door were a little complicated, whether they wanted to admit it or not, their relationship had become no longer pure overnight.

The 'Seeing the Light' incident was just an accident, the root of the problem was that Tang Yuyan stayed with Wu Ming for one night, if Wu Ming hadn't stayed overnight, nothing would have happened, Wu Ming sighed, what did the woman in the door think?

…………

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The sky in the morning was overcast, today is not destined to be a good weather, Wu Ming held his bladder and pressed the doorbell of Shen Ruoxi's house, and he was blasted out of the door before he went to the toilet in the morning, and his bladder was about to burst.

Shen Yiyi's naughty voice came from the small loudspeaker at the door: "Mom is not at home, no one will open the door." ”

Wu Ming yelled angrily: "Don't make trouble, open the door quickly." ”

Shen Yiyi opened the door and said with a smile: "Sister Shen is really not at home, didn't she call you?" ”

"I know she's not home."

"Then how do you know there's someone in the house? I've been staying at Xiaonan's house for the past few days, and I just came back in the morning to get a change of clothes. ”

"Stupid, your light is still on."

After Wu Ming walked out of the bathroom after solving the problem, Shen Yiyi pointed to his face and asked curiously, "I forgot to ask just now, what's wrong with your face?" ”

Wu Ming pursed his lips and said, "Let a female hooligan rob me." ”

“…………”

Shen Yiyi went out with a change of clothes, Wu Ming stayed at Shen Ruoxi's house alone, took a hot bath, and after eating a little, he took out his mobile phone and found a bunch of missed calls from Zhuge Dachang and others, as well as multiple text messages.

Wu Ming dialed a phone call to Zhuge Dachang, and as soon as he connected, he called out an angry roar: "Damn!" Your kid is only calling back now, and I'm about to report that someone is missing. ”

Wu Ming made up the most shameless and practical excuse: "My phone is out of battery." ”

"Say! Where the hell did you go last night? ”

"It's hard to put into words!"

"Don't talk about this perfunctory nonsense."

"I had a vicious female bandit kidnap last night."

Zhuge Dachang said enviously: "Why can't such a good thing come to me?" ”

"The car keys are on me, who took you back to the hotel last night?"

"Who else? Gu squad leader! Zhuge Dachang replied: "Xiao Ruan's fiancée was uncomfortable last night, she made a phone call to Xiao Ruan and went back first, and then we ended, but I couldn't find you kid, I was really anxious." ”

After chatting for a few words, Wu Ming hung up the phone, frowned slightly, and felt a little upset, Tang Yuyan obviously called Ruan Nan, why did she say she didn't call? What was her purpose in dragging me home? I really want to scratch the wall!