"......" said that I have no reason to refuse, I go, it's really amazing!

The big husband can bend and stretch, just smell it, isn't it the smell of cumin? Master, I haven't smelled it?

After making a decision, I immediately moved over and pressed my face under Jiang Ziya's arm, and suddenly the smell of stinky tofu mixed with cumin and sauerkraut rushed into my nostrils, and I almost fainted from the smell.

Jiang Ziya was on the side, and I instructed me: "Get closer, remember this taste well, don't get confused!" ”

I reluctantly leaned forward again, and suddenly, there was an exclamation from the direction of the door, and I turned my head to see that it was a female bat, and the woman's face changed greatly, and she whispered, "Wang...... Section Chief Wang, I'm here to tell you that Miss Liu has been fighting hard with 120...... That's it, you guys go ahead! In the end, with a hint of flushing and disgust, I covered my eyes and walked away!

It's over, my reputation in this life is ruined! I could feel from the female bat's eyes that she must have regarded me as a new age man and demon who had been spoiled by a strange old man. Moreover, this woman's mouth is not strict at all, I'm afraid that the Eight Great Biao people have already learned the news now!

Jiang Ziya slapped my head fiercely and reprimanded: "Smell carefully, don't be half-hearted, get closer, don't you know the nine techniques of yin and yang?" Look at it with your exercises and discern the essence of the taste! ”

With tears in my eyes, I got closer, my head was already on Jiang Ziya's arm, and I silently recited a few words, and I suddenly found that I saw small monsters with forks in the air under Jiang Ziya's armpits, black, purple, yellow, all colors, they were holding forks and charging at me collectively, as if they wanted to completely destroy me......

Syllable! Jiang Ziya hit me again: "Don't be so stunned! ”

I came to my senses, and when I looked closely, there was no little monster under Jiang Ziya's armpits, there was nothing at all, but the smell was so pungent.

After about three or four minutes, the Eight Great Biao people finally gathered outside the door, and with a creaking sound, the door was gently pushed open by a small crack, and then, I felt the Eight Great Biao people lying on the crack of the door one by one.

Jiang Ziya saw that it had been half a day, and asked me, "How does it smell?" ”

I replied, "My nose is numb!" But I remember this sourness, and I will never forget it in my life! ”

Suddenly, there was a nausea sound at the door, and Yideng seemed to be a little impulsive, lying at the door and scolding: "Buddha, I can't stand it!" I'm going to go in and chop them up! ”

However, he was unlucky, and there was no chance to come in at all, because Yu Gong quickly released his scent, specifically, a cloud of black smoke that rushed up from under his ass!

Rao is that my nose has been numbed by Jiang Ziya, I am still choked with tears by this black smoke, and I deeply feel that living in the world is a kind of torture.

The few people at the door were not as lucky as me, and they were fainted on the spot when they blew the lamp and the lamp, if it weren't for the fact that they would have dragged the two away desperately, I was afraid that they would be planted here today!

Even Jiang Ziya, Yue Lao, and Saiong couldn't bear it, their faces turned green, and their eyes were already spurting tears!

Yu Gong seemed to enjoy this feeling, he patted his stomach and said, "How is it?" Is it strong enough? Would you like another one? ”

I coughed up a few mouthfuls of blood and hurriedly stopped him: "Old man, it's enough...... Enough energy! I can't believe that your exhaust is about to catch up with biological weapons! ”

Yugong said triumphantly: "That's, grandpa, I don't like Bigu, I live a lot, I eat a lot, this stomach is like an old soup, full of years of precipitation and the breath of history, today is cheap for you, you steal the fun!" ”

Well, I don't want to say anything, there's smoke billowing out of the house, it's like a house collapsed after an earthquake! I didn't have much trouble remembering the taste and was going to go a week without eating!

Next, it's the old moon, this old thing usually likes to study other people's feet, at this time, although the clothes and pants are off, but only the shoes are still worn on their feet, I suddenly became interested, what are the feet of this old month? Will there be a few red ropes entangled, representing the love and love of living beings for countless years?

Seeing my hungry eyes, Yue Lao enjoyed it very much, and he smiled and said, "You are very smart and can see what makes me unique!" ”

I wondered, "You mean your feet?" ”

At this moment, there was another voice outside, as if Liu Qian was talking: "Look and see, Yue Lao is going to take off his shoes, this is a historic moment, it has always been Yue Lao who tied red ropes to other people's feet, and there has never been a description of Yue Lao's feet, maybe we are the first people to see Yue Lao's feet in ancient times, everyone must not blink!" ”

Yue Lao smiled and arched his hand outside, and then, gently took off his shoes, and gently took off his socks, and then, I was blind!

The eyes are blind, and the nose is blind!

I think it must be the protective instinct of the human brain that automatically blocks the image and smell of the old man's feet, no wonder the other three old men have deliberately retreated a distance, and their stomachs have not risen and fallen, they seem to be holding their breath, and their eyes are also closed, they must have seen this big killer a long time ago!

There were already bursts of wailing outside, it seemed that someone couldn't bear this kind of stimulation, and the loss of heart was already crazy, Liu Qian cried and cried: "I was wrong, I was really wrong, I will never come to the underworld again, it's too scary!" ”

I patted my chest and comforted my wounded heart, and then resisted the urge to commit suicide and continued to look at the old woman's feet......

I saw that there were layers of black silk on the black feet, just like the kind of thing produced by steamed bread mold, and there was a layer of mist floating on it, which emitted bright light from time to time, and every time it was bright, it would produce a stench that soared to the sky, and the whole foot looked like a dried corpse soaked!

I was grief-stricken and asked Xiang Yuelao, "Is this why you like to tie a rope on other people's feet to tie your marriage?" ”

Yue Lao was not ashamed but proud, patted his chest and said, "That's it! Grandpa, my feet are the only one in heaven and earth, and to tell you the truth, I haven't washed my feet since I was born! I usually never take off my shoes, so I put them inside and cover them, if it weren't for the need to arrange the formation today, grandpa I would be reluctant to take it out and run the taste! Do you know how many days it takes to save up the smell of this moment? ”

I was completely speechless!

Soon all the people outside are gone, and a curious process turns into inhumane torture, presumably they will never be interested in strange things again!

At last I persuaded him to put on his shoes, and all of a sudden, the whole room seemed to be clearer, and my nose began to slowly regain sensation!

In the end, Seon was out of the horse, and my whole body was numb, and I am afraid that this world will no longer be able to defeat me, and I will not believe that Seon can come up with any tricks.

"It's finally my turn!" Seon smiled and nodded at the four of us, then stood up and said to me, "They all rely on smell to leave traces of breath and consciousness, but I am different!" ”

The other three old men suddenly turned their heads in the opposite direction as if they wanted to lose confidence in life, and I was suddenly curious, and asked Seon, "Old man, what tricks do you have?" ”

Saion stretched out his thumb to me and praised me and said: "You are touched, I want to dance a classical dance, called the flower dance, which is a dance created by imitating ancient flowers and plants, showing the beauty of plants from the head, neck, chest, belly, arms, buttocks, thighs, calves, feet and other levels, as the saying goes, flowers and plants are also dignified, I just want to pay tribute to them, you have to look carefully!" ”

I looked at the embarrassed appearance of the other three old men, and smiled, really, I don't believe that he can still jump out of the flowers?

So, I took Seon's performance seriously.

Two minutes later, I was a little crazy, how disgusting and disgusting this old man's dancing is, just take his bobblehead dance, the whole thing is an obscene version of the sunflower in Plants vs. Zombies, not only with a lewd expression, but also with obscene movements, how dirty and dirty it is.

Five minutes later, by the time he belly danced, I was already on the verge of suicide.

Ten minutes later, when he danced the lap dance, I hadn't been breathing for three minutes.

Twenty minutes later, he came to a big **, and then, I completely lost my breath!

I don't know how long it took, but it seemed like someone was pinching me, and I woke up, and Seon asked me proudly, "Are you attracted by my dancing?" Do you remember my unique aura all of a sudden? ”

I replied blankly: "Remember, in the next life, in the next life, I will never forget it!" ”

Seon jumped up with a smile: "Then I'll give you another ...... This time the rabbit dance......"

I and the other three old men were in despair on the spot.

But fortunately, the old fool temporarily dispelled Seon's idea with the excuse that there was not much time, and then the four of them began to sit in the four corners of the room, each stretched out two fingers to point to the center of the room, and soon, I saw that four different colors of air gathered in the center, after some rotation and fusion, the four colors of gas mixed into a new color, forming a small circle, and dozens of colorful air currents began to fly in the room, And the four old immortals kept injecting spiritual energy into the central circle......

Before you know it, an hour has passed, and the four of them are still continuing, and those colorful air currents have filled the house.

Two hours passed, and the four of them had not stopped, and at this time the room was completely devoid of transparent air, and all the space was occupied by those colorful air currents.

Three hours passed, and the air flow in the room suddenly contracted sharply towards the circle in the center of the room, and the circle was getting bigger and bigger, and when the diameter was more than a meter, the circle suddenly emitted a dazzling light, and after lasting for three or four seconds, it suddenly burst open, and suddenly, the whole room calmed down, and there was no more color.

The four old immortals took a few breaths and said to me, "It's a success!" ”