After carefully calculating before and after, there are a total of eighty-six items in the list of these four old immortals that can be bought, and they are all very cheap kinds, and the only thing that may consume more is cigarettes, and I have decided to wrap all the cigarettes under five yuan in Coal City after returning to the yang world.

After signing and pressing the handprint, the four old immortals kicked me out, saying that they wanted to recuperate, and tomorrow they would not only set up a formation, but also heal Liu Yehong, so they urgently needed to sleep.

Out of the hut, I found a tent and went inside, thinking about what had happened today for a while, and then before I knew it, I fell asleep.

This night, I had a lot of dreams, most of them were fighting and killing, some people cut me, some people chased me, some people chased me, some people chased me after they cut and let me run away......

When I woke up the next day, it was already dark, and I walked out of the tent to find Su Diao Complex and a bunch of other people lying in front of the wooden house watching, sneaky, as if something obscene was going on in the house.

I walked lightly and lightly, and sure enough, I heard movement inside, and a woman didn't know what was wrong, and was hissing and calling: "Oh, I'll go, it's fun!" Oh, it's better than taking a bath! ”

I patted the 120 next to me and asked, "What's going on inside?" Listening to this movement, it seems to be willow leaf red? ”

120 looked cold, his fists clenched, murderous, and he had the urge to rush in, and when he looked back at me, his face was warmer, and he replied: "Just now they ran into my tent and snatched Honghong away, saying that they wanted to save her, but I don't feel it, what do you think?" 114！ ”

"It's okay, I talked to them last night! Wait......" I suddenly felt that I had overlooked something, and it took me a long time before I pondered: "You call her Honghong?" No, she slept with you last night? ”

120 bared his teeth and smiled at me: "Hehe, I think it's nice to be called Honghong, we did sleep in the same room yesterday, I tied her up and put her into the tent I was afraid of, but after I let go of her, she was a little abnormal, saying that it would be sooner or later, early death and early life, let me slip, I don't know what it means, knocked her unconscious!" ”

...... "He's going to be a complete idiot before I get in a wheelchair!"

Liu Yehong's voice in the room continued to come out: "Oh, I'll go, it's more comfortable than the little brothers and sisters under my hands, don't stop!" ”

120 Mu Nedi continued to say to me: "You must know that she likes this, I won't knock her out last night, damn it, I seem to have suffered a loss!" ”

"......" Fortunately, this grandson is not stupid yet.

……

After about half an hour, the sound inside finally stopped, and after a while, Liu Yehong walked out lively, first glared at 120, and then opened and closed to give me a hug, and said politely: "Big head, thank you, I heard from the four old immortals, you paid them to help me heal, my leg is healed, you see, I can jump ......" Saying, the woman jumped five or six meters in front of me - about as high as the middle of the second floor!

I had already discovered Su Diao's complex and Liu Qian's unkind gaze, so I hurriedly pushed Liu Yehong away, hid behind 120 in one step, and found a reason to help 120 add points: "Don't hide it, 120 and your brother Wang are my major shareholders, and the shares are the same as mine, so you have to thank them!" ”

120 turned around and smiled sweetly at me, then turned his head to meet Liu Yehong's fire-breathing gaze: "How did the four of them save you?" Can you tell me? How about I give you one tonight? ”

Liu Yehong's face was red and black, and she couldn't wait to be skinned alive immediately 120, she pinched her waist and pulled her neck and scolded: "You idiot, what did you mean last night?" I'm sleeping well in another tent, why are you kidnapping me? Also, since you're tied up, why did you knock me out and do nothing? Do you know what everyone thinks is happening to us, and we haven't actually happened at all, mother, I have a big loss, you know? Are you brain-dead? ”

120 was unmoved: "Hey, hey! Can you teach me how to do it first? From now on, I will learn from you, I will do whatever you do, and I will say whatever you say! ”

Liu Yehong was completely angry: "You sb!"

120: "You SB!"

Liu Yehong: "Roll the calf!" ”

120: "Roll the calf!" ”

Liu Yehong smashed 120's nose in a circle, and 120 didn't even wipe the blood, so he punched back, and then the two of them completely splashed and rolled......

Soon, the two of them disappeared, and I don't know if 120 is really stupid, or if we are blind, or maybe the two of them are acting in front of us, and they are actually looking for a secluded grove!

After a while, the four immortals came out, and Lao Yu was wiping the sweat on his face with a towel, and said to me with a smile: "I'm tired to death, the little girl has a good foundation, she is a good seedling, but her mouth is broken, and her words are too rough, she has to change it in the future!" Hey, what about the little girl? ”

I pointed to the woods to the east blankly: "I went to the field with 120!" ”

The old fool obviously didn't understand what I meant, he coughed lightly, and then pretended to walk up to me and asked quietly, "Is that the field battle I understand?" ”

I shook my head: "No, I mean field battles when I say field battles, and she and 120 got into a fight......"

The old fool suddenly lost interest, pointed at all of us and said: "You can do whatever you want, play if you want, wander around if you want, just don't go out of the forest, although the group of people outside are afraid of the four of us, but if you go out and get caught, the four of us will not be able to open our mouths!" ”

Everyone lazily arched their hands at the four old immortals, and then scattered, in groups of threes and threes, lovers, brothers, and friends, and disappeared into the woods, but I could see that most of them were turning around and going in the direction of 120.

Originally, Su Diao Complex and Liu Qian gave me a strange look when they were leaving, I knew that these two women were waiting for me to explain, and there were more memories to tell me, but at present, I don't have time, I want to take advantage of the fact that the four old immortals have no regrets and hurry up to let them arrange the formation, so that we can return to the yang world with peace of mind.

After everyone left, the four old immortals nodded at me knowingly and motioned for me to enter the house.

I asked Jiang Ziya as I walked: "Old man, how did you heal her just now?" ”

Jiang Ziya pretended to be forced to reply: "The old man knew a little bit about the art of Qihuang back then, plus we wasted hundreds of years of skill, we could naturally heal her, and it should have been done for giving her a good leg, but we blamed us for doing more things because we were afraid of your face, nothing more than massaging some calf muscles, scratching the soles of the feet or something, to help her adapt to the new muscles and bones, who would have thought that she would have such a big movement?" Don't worry, since we have sworn a poisonous oath, we will naturally not mess around! ”

I nodded with satisfaction and continued, "Then let's start the formation, shall we?" I plan to set up the formation today and leave tomorrow, and then I will trouble the four old immortals to make a game, so that the people outside can come in and take a look, if they can't find us, they will naturally evacuate! ”

Jiang Ziya nodded in agreement, and then he began to undress!

Not bad! It's almost stripped off! Just keep a pair of pants!

Immediately afterward, the other three old men did the same!

I was instantly confused, I'll go, mistake, when they swore yesterday, they just talked about women, and didn't mention a half-man and half-woman like me, they wouldn't be what they wanted to do with me, right?

I asked in a panic, "Four old men, what are you going to do?" ”

Seon looked at me suspiciously, and asked, "Why are you stunned?" Why don't you take it off yet? ”

"Damn, why are you taking off your clothes? What do you want to do? ”

"Array!" The four old men replied in unison.

I see that the four of them are serious, and it's not good to be suspicious, anyway, they are a lot of big men, and my brother and I have not been touched by men, of course, I'm talking about rubbing the bath!

Soon, I finished undressing, and then the four old immortals stood around me in four directions, muttering the mantra!

After a while, smoke began to fill my side, and the four old immortals had begun to loom.

I felt a little furious and whispered, "What kind of exercise are you?" Why is it so big smoke? I don't know, I think it's on fire! ”

"Silence! We are carving our spiritual imprint on you! "It was Yue Lao who spoke.

I obediently closed my mouth and sat down in the middle of it and took a nap.

After a few more minutes, the smoke gradually cleared, and I saw four sturdy old men again, all sweating profusely, as if they had just run dozens of kilometers.

Jiang Ziya raised his left arm, pointed to the squeaky socket on his left with his right hand and said to me, "Come here, smell!" ”

I was dumbfounded and stunned for a long time before asking, "What do you mean?" What to smell? ”

Jiang Ziya explained: "Smell the smell, we have carved a brand in the body, when you open the passage, we can feel you, and send out guidance, your Yin and Yang Nine Techniques have been practiced to the second layer, as long as you can sense our breath, you can naturally find the landing site of the passage, what you have to do now is to remember our breath carefully, and wait until the next time you come down, while opening the passage, just recall our breath in your heart, I don't have any other characteristics, The taste of this squeaky nest is a must, you hurry up, my arm is sore! After you have memorized the taste of the four of us, you will set up the formation! Let's try to finish before noon, and the four of us will go on a trip in the afternoon! ”