Chapter 72: Singles' Day (Part II)
This year's winter came earlier than usual, and I already felt cold at night, and the icy sea breeze blew, making Wu Ming's cold hair stand on end, and he couldn't help but shrink his neck.
At this moment, his heart was full of chagrin, he felt that it was really a sour idea to come to the beach to see the stars, it was impossible to seduce Leng Bingbing to swim in the water on such a cold day, and a fool would not go into the water, whoever dared to venture into the water would definitely have cramps, and finally sleep at the bottom of the sea and become the feed of the king.
"Are you cold?"
"It's not cold."
Leng Bingbing is wearing a Chanel coat, it seems that it is really not cold, and it seems that it will not work to take the opportunity to hug her into his arms? The mountains don't turn around, Wu Ming clasped his hands on his shoulders, and said in a trembling voice: "But I'm cold, can I hold you for a while?" ”
"Get out!"
"I'll get out right away!" After Wu Ming finished speaking, a dashing sideways handstand rolled upside down, then clapped his hands and said with a smile: "You wait here, I'll go back and get something to raise the fire." ”
Watching Wu Ming run to the Maserati parked on the edge of the seawall, he took a deep breath of the sea breeze coldly, revealing a light smile, this bastard is fighting his own ideas all the time, but I don't know why, she doesn't feel disgusted.
Soon, Wu Ming came back with a bundle of firewood and large bags of things, and then he dug a pit in the beach and threw the firewood into the pit, which they had bought in a small restaurant when they came.
In other words, when buying firewood, there was also a small episode, the youngest daughter of the restaurant owner in junior high school was quite beautiful, Wu Ming wanted to buy her by the way, but the boss did not sell it, before leaving, Wu Ming said to his little sister seriously: When you sell yourself to bury your father in the future, remember to come to your uncle!
Then, a handsome middle-aged man with a rolling pin chased Wu Ming Jiutiaojie and threatened to help him get through the second vein of chrysanthemums......
Looking at the firewood as thick as an arm in the pit, Leng Bingbing frowned, and asked curiously: "With such a thick firewood and nothing to start a fire, how do you start the fire?" ”
"I heard that when people are on fire, urine can be used as gasoline to ignite ......" Wu Ming said mysteriously, and then he looked at Leng Bing, blinked, and asked, "Have you been on fire lately?" ”
"Boring!"
As a veteran arsonist, Wu Ming took out the kerosene that had been prepared, and the fire quickly burned, and the bright light of the fire reflected the cold pretty face.
Looking at her flushed little face, Wu Ming thought of something and hurriedly asked, "Do you wear contact lenses now?" ”
Leng Bingbing shook his head and said lightly: "No!" ”
"Then ......" Wu Ming stretched out three fingers and shook them in front of her, and asked, "How much is this?" ”
"This is your claw...... said coldly, "I'm not short-sighted." ”
Wu Ming nodded and said with a smile: "It's good if you don't wear it, it's very dangerous to wear contact lenses to bake the fire." ”
This man is very careful! Leng Bingbing flicked the bonfire with a fire stick and took the initiative to ask, "By the way, why did the owner of the restaurant chase you just now?" What else do you want to knock on your head to make you sober up, what's going on? ”
"You see?" Wu Ming scratched the back of his head with an embarrassed face, and said with a dry smile: "Maybe because of age, we have some generation gaps, and there is a little conflict when we don't agree." ”
"Oh!" Leng Bingbing just made a single tone, and then there was no follow-up.
If you want to win a woman's favor, you must find a common language, so that you can cater to her preferences and bring the topic to her area of interest to resonate, the object is a young girl, you can talk about star idols, if you are a young woman, then boldly talk about the trend of bras next year, as for aunts, you can only talk about pork prices or something.
But in the face of coldness, Wu Ming really couldn't find anything to talk to her about.
After being silent for a while, Wu Ming took out a can of beer and handed it to Leng Bingbing, and greeted warmly: "Come, drink something." ”
"I don't drink well...... Leng Bingbing frowned, and said, "I'll get drunk after drinking two or three cans." ”
Wu Ming's eyes lit up and he muttered, "That's great!" ”
"What did you say?"
"It's nothing, it's nothing, in fact, drinking a moderate amount of wine is good for your health, I bought all the wine, you can drink a little......" Wu Ming couldn't help but stuff a can of beer into his cold hand, and continued: "I won't force you to drink, you just need to drink these cans." ”
Is this called reluctance? Sima Zhao's heart, everyone knows, what kind of idea Wu Ming played, how could Leng Bingbing not know, she rolled her eyes, looked at the milk in Wu Ming's hand, and snorted: "Why do you let me drink, but you drink milk yourself?" ”
"I'm deficient in calcium!"
"I think you lack virtue!" Leng Bingbing pursed his lips slightly, and said, "I also want to drink milk." ”
"Seriously!" Wu Ming looked at the cold and towering chest, and said seriously: "You are old enough, you don't need to drink milk at all." ”
Leng Bingbing didn't say anything, and directly smashed the canned beer in his hand at Wu Ming......
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Under Wu Ming's patient inducement, Leng Bingbing finally drank beer, and the two began to chat with each other.
Wu Ming pointed to the night sky and shouted in a fuss: "Wow! Look at that star, it's so big and bright, and it's moving, I guess, it must be the legendary Pegasus meteor. ”
He glanced at it coldly and said expressionlessly: "That's a plane!" ”
Wu Ming's enthusiasm was undiminished, and he said arrogantly: "Come, let's cheer!" ”
"Are you trying to get me drunk?"
It's a must! As for what you do when you're drunk? Considering that the prison meal is not very tasty, Wu Ming does not consider crime for the time being, the Wushan ** that you and I wish is the most beautiful, and the forced artificial rainfall is really a bad scenery.
However, to paraphrase Zhuge Dachang's words: touching with your hands will not make a woman pregnant, and touching it without legal responsibility, Wu Ming really wants to experience the fun of milking cows.
Just when Wu Ming was about to launch the next wave of offensive against Leng Bingbing, he saw two men coming from the darkness, they had messy long hair, melancholy eyes, sparse stubble, scarred clothes, and large bags and small bags hanging on their bodies.
They lingered near Wu Ming and hesitated for a while, and finally approached the fire, the corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked slightly, and he smiled kindly: "Do you have something to do?" ”
"I didn't ...... It's okay, isn't it ......" the old man with the cane in his hand snorted, and as he spoke, he smacked his mouth, and then answered with a nervous face: "I ...... We're going to rob. ”
"You're still robbing?" Wu Ming laughed, then shook his head, and said solemnly: "Now in a legal society, robbery is a very serious crime, and if you are caught, you will be sentenced to at least ......."
With Wu Ming, an S-class bodyguard by her side, Leng Bingbing didn't feel scared at all, she showed a playful smile, and took Wu Ming's words, "At least seven years in prison!" ”
Wu Ming smiled and asked, "Do you want to eat free national meals for more than seven years?" ”
The old man cautiously asked, "Can you really eat for free for seven years?" As he spoke, he looked at the stupid big man next to him, and said excitedly: "Dazhu, do you hear that?" As long as we rob them, you can eat the state meal for seven years, and you won't starve. ”
The stupid big man jumped and said, "Dad! We're going to rob, and Dazhu wants to eat. ”
Wu Ming and Leng Bingbing glanced at each other, sweating on their foreheads, as if it had the opposite effect? Just as they were fluting, the old man waved the cane in his hand and said loudly: "Robbery!" Hurry up and hand over what you eat. ”
Grab the food? Doesn't look like a bad guy! Wu Ming touched his nose and joked: "I said uncle, even if you want to rob, at least get a gun to rob it, right?" If you don't have a gun, you can get a kitchen knife, and if you don't have a knife, you can even take a brick! Seriously, you can't scare people with a stick. ”
"Uh...... This ......" The old man showed a simple expression, scratching his head and unable to speak.
Wu Ming showed a gentle smile and said, "Sit down and roast the fire!" As he spoke, he handed out a bag of snacks and continued, "Come!" Grab a bite to eat! ”
The old man showed a hesitant expression, not knowing whether to continue to rob or sit down, the stupid big man shyly tugged at the old man's clothes and said, "Dad! I want to eat. ”
Wu Ming got up, stuffed the snack bag in his hand into the stupid big man's hand, and said softly: "Your name is Dazhu, right?" Come! Eat! ”
The stupid big man grabbed the snack bag tightly, and looked at the old man showing a look of pleading, the old man's heart softened, and he sighed: "Dazhu, thank you for not being able to thank you." ”
"Thank you, big brother! Thank you, big sister! ”
Leng Bingbing nodded and didn't speak, seeing that Dazhu couldn't tear the bag open, Wu Ming smiled and helped him spread a bag of potato chips and handed it to him, then looked at the old man, and continued: "You can also sit down and eat something!" ”
The old man showed a look of gratitude, walked a few steps away before sitting down, then looked at his son, and said, "Dazhu, come and sit here with my father, don't smoke others." ”
"Oh!" Da Zhu immediately got up and walked to the old man and sat down, then picked up a bag of snacks and said with a smile: "Dad! You eat, this stuff is delicious. ”
The old man choked up and said, "Da Zhu is good! Big pillar eat! ”
Wu Ming's heart was slightly sour, and he asked, "Why do you want to ...... I mean, are you having any problems? ”
The old man sighed, looked at his son Dazhu, and talked eloquently......
The family suffered a disaster, and the two of them borrowed a little money to come to Zhonghai to go to the villagers to find something to do, who knew that they had just arrived in Zhonghai and let people steal it, and they relied on scavenging to find a place for the villagers to work, but the villagers were no longer there, and they could only continue to live on the streets.
Da Zhu is a little slightly mentally handicapped, and the old man's health is not very good, the two of them can't find anything to do at all, so they can only rely on scavenging and begging to survive, they come to the beach at night just to pick up some bottles or something, because they haven't eaten all day, Da Zhu has been shouting hungry, and he saw Wu Ming and Leng Bingbing have something to eat, so they ......
After listening to what happened to the old man, Wu Ming didn't say anything, and directly took out his wallet of more than 1,000 yuan in cash and handed it to him, and said with a smile: "There is some money here, you can take the money and go home!" ”
The old man didn't take Wu Ming's money, and said with a wry smile: "Home! Where else do we have a home? It's also begging to go back, so it's better to beg here, at least we won't starve to death. ”
"It's better to teach people to ......fish than to teach them to fish," he said coldly, and then took out a business card from his bag and said, "Our company needs to hire a cleaner, and I can give you a job." ”
The old man froze, and Wu Ming showed a surprised expression, the female capitalist is very kind, is the sky about to change?