Singles' Day, isn't singles sad enough? I have to come out for the whole festival, just sprinkle salt on the wound, and bring some soy sauce, even if the wound heals later, it will still leave an indelible scar.

The daughter-in-law for many years has become a mother-in-law, and the singleton for many years has become a Buddha.

When he got off work, Wu Ming heard many lonely men and widows issuing curses full of resentment, saying that they wished that there were lovers in the world who would eventually become resentful couples, and that the people who showed affection on the street on Singles' Day were all long-lost brothers and sisters, and they were extremely vicious.

People are not romantic, only for the poor, rich men are always beautiful like clouds, rich radishes change pits every day, and radishes without money can not be obtained by asking for a pit, Wu Ming sighed deeply, it is really the world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient!

Hearing Wu Ming's complaints, Zhuge Dachang really wanted to strangle him to death immediately, this kid has dominated several pits, and he dares to say such things, typical standing and talking without back pain, fortunately there was no thunder today, otherwise he would be the first to chop him to death!

The reason why there are so many singles now has more or less something to do with women's view of mate selection, every woman wants to marry a rich and handsome husband, and over time, those ordinary men who no one wants have become singles.

Girls are precious, beauties are more expensive, if there is a rich woman, both can be thrown, in fact, men are similar, to put it bluntly, people have lost money in the eyes of these years, a large number of singles and leftover women are caused by this era of respecting money.

The rise and fall of the world, the husband is responsible, and can no longer let those beautiful leftover women endanger the rivers and lakes, Wu Ming rose with great ambition and vowed to wipe them all out, catch one and fight alone, catch two and fly double, catch three and fight to break the net, four? I don't know whose hand the deer died.

Super Singles' Day, just in time for the end of the year, it is foreseeable that the sex crime rate will be expected to hit a new high tonight, and looking forward to the next few months, the performance of the hospital's obstetrics and gynecology department will also skyrocket, hitting a new high.

In order to commemorate this special holiday, many people choose to get a marriage certificate today, it is said that the people waiting for the certificate have been lined up from the hall of the Civil Affairs Bureau to the toilet at the corner of the street.

Yan Ruyu and Feng Wushuang had colleagues who received their certificates and invited them to participate in the farewell bachelor team, Zhuge Dachang received an invitation from his fellow villagers to drink happy wine, and Wu Ming, who had no relatives in Zhonghai, became a loner!

Alone, in this lonely night, lonely and difficult to sleep, I really wanted to find a woman to accompany me, Wu Ming, who was unwilling to be lonely, picked up his mobile phone......

"Yan Xiaozhu, when will you come back?"

"I might have to go back late, dear! You're playing alone! ”

"Playing alone? What does a person let me play? Wu Ming said indignantly, hung up the phone after speaking, and then subconsciously looked at the crotch, some things can indeed be played alone, and they are also interesting?

When men cheat, women are suffocated, Wu Ming, who didn't want to walk the birds, picked up the mobile phone again, and as soon as the phone rang, he immediately licked his face and smiled: "Meizi, I miss you so much." ”

"Wu Mingjun, is there anything you want me to do?"

"Where are you?"

"I'm in Beihe Zunhua now."

Wu Ming's enthusiastic smile disappeared instantly, and he said coldly: "Then you can play alone!" ”

Hanging up the phone, Wu Ming sighed, it's rare to be the same, do you really want to stay at home and watch TV alone? Boring to flip through the phone book, there are only so many people's phones over and over again, and there are mostly men, it's good to find a man to go out for a drink, find a man to go shopping and watch a movie or something, it's not good that it will compose a relationship, that's not what he is happy to foresee.

There is also a woman's call on the phone, that is, the beautiful boss is cold, and it may be boring to call her, right? The corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked slightly, but her ass was quite cold, and it was not bad to drop it to cool down.

As soon as the phone rang, a cold and indifferent voice rang: "What's the matter?" ”

"On this lonely night, I wonder if Bingbing Girl has no intention of sleeping? Such a beautiful day......"

"I hung up the phone......"

"Wait......" Wu Ming laughed dryly, hesitated, and said tentatively: "I want to invite you out for a drink?" ”

"I don't drink!"

"Then I invite you to the opera?"

"It's boring!"

"Would you like to watch the circus?"

"Childish!"

"Would you like to watch a movie?"

After being silent for a while, he said lightly: "I heard that a Hollywood movie horror movie has been released in the past few days." ”

Is this a promise? Watching horror movies together, whether she was scared and threw herself into my arms, or I was so scared that I threw myself into her arms, it was me who took advantage, Wu Ming was secretly refreshed, and said with a smile: "Then let's go to the movies together, where are you?" I'll pick you up. ”

"I'm at home, huh...... My parents' house. ”

"Okay, I'll ...... in two minutes" Wu Ming hurriedly braked when he said this, coughed lightly, and changed his words happily: "I'll go out in two minutes, and I'll be there in twenty minutes, wait for me!" ”

"Good!"

took a shower for more than ten minutes, changed into a decent Seiko suit, Wu Ming hummed a small tune, shook the key chain and walked out of the room, knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, and preferring to go to the tiger mountains, it seems that there is a drama tonight!

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When Wu Ming and Leng Bingbing came to the cinema, they were just in time for nine o'clock, bought popcorn and Coke, and the two entered the theater, ready to watch "Horror Movie", which I don't know if it is a horror movie.

As soon as the two of them sat down, the movie screen quickly lit up, the lights around the stands went out, the gentle opening song sounded, and a little blonde boy appeared on the screen.

"It's scary!" Wu Ming screamed in extreme exaggeration, threw himself sideways into Leng Bing's arms, and his head arched twice over her towering chest.

It's really big, it's really soft, it's really fun!

Seeing Wu Ming trembling in his arms, the green tendons on his cold forehead appeared, pushed Wu Ming away, and gritted his teeth and said, "What's so terrible about the bottom?" ”

Wu Ming pointed to the movie screen and replied with a frightened face: "This little boy will definitely become a devil in a while, it's really terrifying." ”

"Humph!" Snorted coldly and heavily, a flush drifted across his face, this damn bastard must have done it on purpose, he clearly wanted to eat his own tofu!

This movie called "Horror Movie" is not a horror movie, after watching it for about ten minutes, Wu Ming finally understood that this is a boring romance film, and the heroine is the only highlight, but unfortunately the heroine is not cold and good-looking in his eyes.

Watching the movie intently, picking up a popcorn from time to time and putting it in her small mouth, Wu Ming secretly looked at her slightly open and closed rosy lips, and secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, such a tempting little mouth, people couldn't help but want to pick it.

In the movie, it was raining, lightning and thunder, and the male protagonist was desperate to run to the heroine's house, and finally, he lived up to Wu Ming's expectations and fell into a stinky ditch!

"Ah......" Wu Ming repeated his old tricks, skillfully pounced on Leng Bingbing's incomparably broad mind, but unfortunately Leng Bingbing had already taken precautions, she picked up the popcorn bucket and blocked it in front of her chest, and Wu Ming's face was buried directly in the popcorn bucket......

Wu Ming raised his head, squirted a popcorn from his nostrils, looked at his stupid appearance, Leng Bingbing couldn't help but laugh out loud with a "poof...... and snorted proudly!

"Ahem, there's too much popcorn cream."

Finally, the movie attracted Wu Ming's attention for the first time, after the male protagonist came to the heroine's house, soon the sky was thunderous, the heroine took off her dress heroically, untied her bra very domineeringly, and shook it hard, and the bra hung directly on the chandelier in the room.

Seeing the close-up given by the movie, the corners of Wu Ming's mouth twitched twice, remembering the first time she entered Yan Ruyu's room, there was also a bra hanging on her crystal chandelier, is this how she usually takes off her underwear? Too domineering, right?

Before the heroine didn't take off her clothes, she only had seven points, and she could give nine points if she took it off, her figure was really hot, then again, the scale of the movie was really too big, listening to the heroine's high-pitched and excited screams, Wu Ming sighed and stared at the screen intently.

Why is this movie like this, the cold pretty face began to heat up, and I didn't know where to put my hands, so I quietly pinched the corners of my clothes, trying to pretend to be calm.

After the short bed scene, the ambiguous atmosphere was still lingering, Wu Ming coughed lightly twice, and said: "This movie is good, it's very good, and the heroine's performance is remarkable." ”

Leng Bingbing secretly took a breath of air, and calmly replied: "Why can't I see it?" ”

"You're not jealous that people are bigger than you, right?"

"Boring!" Snorted coldly, picked up the Coke and took a sip.

Wu Ming smiled and quipped, "Seriously! She's not as big as you! ”

"Poof...... cough cough ......" coldly squirted out Coke, choked and coughed, Wu Ming hurriedly helped her pat her back to smooth the air, and after the air calmed down, she glared at Wu Ming fiercely.

After a few minutes of silence, the second female in the movie also began to undress, Wu Ming laughed in his heart, didn't he? People who watch movies want to strip naked (get rid of singles), and those who act in movies strip off immediately, which really has an indescribable fit.

Is this an adult film? Leng Bingbing already regretted watching the movie, she stood up with a red face and whispered: "This movie is not interesting at all, don't watch it." ”

Wu Ming tried his best to stay: "Wait! Everyone is done taking it off, so let's go after reading this paragraph? It's a shame not to look at it. ”

"See, see for yourself!" scolded coldly, snorted, turned around and left, Wu Ming hurriedly got up and caught up with her, turning back as he walked......

After walking out of the cinema, Wu Ming warmly invited Leng Bingbing to watch fireflies in the woods!

However, Leng Bingbing is not as easy to deceive as Yan Ruyu, she doesn't like little bugs, so go to the beach to watch the stars? She thought about it for a moment and nodded.

Another ignorant girl has been fooled.