Chapter 1: Eat My Chicken
At noon one day in July, on the east side of the People's Square in Dongjiang City, the sound of firecrackers sounded on a street with snacks.
A newly opened fried chicken restaurant opened.
The storefront is a very small storefront, but although the storefront is small, the couplets look domineering and exposed.
The couplet on the left reads: Punch KFC, and the couplet on the right reads, Kick McDonald's.
It is written horizontally, fried chicken in People's Square.
It is definitely a high-end foreign style!
A boy who looked to be only ten ** years old, about 1.80 meters tall, and looked very handsome, stood in front of the counter of the fried chicken restaurant, looked at the people around him with a smile, and kept shouting, "Customers, the shop has just opened, and the discount is great." ”
"The golden chicken leg is big and fragrant, buy a pound of chicken leg and give half a pound of chicken cutlet."
"Maixiang chicken wings, the aroma is attractive, buy a pound and get half a pound of chicken chops."
"Golden chicken steak, buy a pound and get a pound free, just one day."
This boy's name is Li Ran, and when he was shouting, his eyebrows rose from time to time, his eyes were godly, his handsome and sunny appearance, and his neat and neat clothes made people look very comfortable.
Don't look at his youth, shouting vigorously, he looks very skilled, quite a bit of a businessman's taste.
The opening is auspicious, the first day of business, appropriate preferential activities, ask for a jackpot.
"Okay, boss, your pair of high-end foreign atmosphere is high-grade." A man looked at the other side happily.
This can be regarded as a timely situation, on the street more than 100 meters to the left of his fried chicken restaurant, it is KFC. And on the street a few dozen meters to his right, it was McDonald's.
In addition, this square is called People's Square, and the name of the fried chicken restaurant is People's Square Fried Chicken.
Definitely put it into mind.
Li Ran said with a smile: "Everyone come and try it, our Chinese fried chicken is much more delicious than their foreign fried chicken, this is an exclusive secret recipe for frying, the only one in China." ”
"Not only is the name high-end and the foreign atmosphere is high-grade, but our fried chicken is also high-end and high-end, you can try it, it doesn't cost if it's not delicious."
Because he was very confident in his fried chicken, Li Ran took the opportunity to advertise.
As soon as I heard that I could try it for free, the people around me suddenly gathered around.
"Here, bring me a chicken leg, I'll taste it." A thin man, who has been hungry for I don't know how many days, looked at the fried golden chicken leg with bright eyes.
A fat aunt next to her, with her hand so horizontal, tonnage swinging, just her physique, such a station, others can't push it, she said loudly: "Give me a chicken boy to taste, if it's delicious, I'll come next time." ”
"I said, this is a small business in your shop, you can try it for free, and you eat this." Li Ran immediately launched a small plate of fried chicken and rice flowers, and said with a smile: "Everyone, let's try this first, if you think it's delicious, buy some." ”
I'll it, auntie, just your physique, you still eat, you're not afraid of high blood pressure, and you're a skinny monkey, you still want to eat chicken legs for free, unless I'm stupid.
A boy with chubby eyes said loudly with a very exaggerated expression after eating a piece of chicken rice for free tasting: "It's so delicious, boss, your chicken is simply delicious, crispy and delicious, fresh and tender meat, slowly sliding in the mouth, like kissing a girl's ......"
"Ahem" "Ahem" Li Ran coughed twice, smiled and said, "I said buddy, if you think it's delicious, then buy some." ”
Nima, this fat man is too unreliable, let him do it, and he actually made a comparison. Your analogy is a good analogy, what are you comparing to a film.
The fat man was reminded like this, and immediately blushed and said, "Take a look at the one that brings me 1g first, and give me one to taste first." "It's almost exposed, and it's said that I'm going to take a look at the 1g film. His kid's brain is all kinds of films, studying all kinds of positions.
But fortunately, everyone is earning to buy fried chicken, who cares if he eats fried chicken or watches a movie.
The fried chicken is really delicious, and it can't be said to be delicious. Exploded KFC McDonald's several streets.
"Boss, bring me two chicken legs, I want a big one."
"Boss, how do you sell your fried chicken wings, bring me five."
"Boss ......"
"Don't worry, everyone, they all have a share." The young boss hurriedly weighed the fried chicken, "Big brother, this is yours, a total of eighteen." ”
"Dude, here's your chicken leg, twenty-two in total."
Looking at the extra wrinkled money in the drawer, Li Ran smiled like a flower on his face.
Business is open!
At noon, he sold more than 500 yuan of fried chicken, and after discarding the cost of rent, he made a net profit of 250.
"Two hundred and five at noon, another two hundred and five in the evening, five hundred a day." Li Ran said to himself with a happy face.
"Damn, two hundred and five a day." It's not the taste of a thought, isn't it, isn't five hundred two two hundred and five, "Yes, two two hundred and five, it's two two hundred and five, and this is also happy." ”
I casually pressed the subwoofer that was set aside, and the music began to play.
"I'm eating fried chicken in People's Square......"
A very popular song "I'm Eating Fried Chicken in People's Square" was played.
At this time, a very innocent beauty stood in front of the fried chicken restaurant, looked at the couplet, stepped forward, and smiled sweetly, "I said boss, I think your couplet is very interesting, I don't know if your fried chicken is really so delicious." ”
What a beautiful woman! Li Ran said secretly in his heart.
This beauty looks like she is in her early twenties, with long flowing hair, a beautiful face, a pink T-shirt on her upper body, a large snow-white chest exposed at the neckline, and when she speaks, she trembles as if she is about to come out.
Underneath is a pair of lace cropped pants and a pair of light green flip-flops. The two long slender legs look very surnamed. Especially her round and upright PP, Li Ran couldn't help but touch it when she saw it.
Li Ran licked his dry lips and said with a smile: "Beauty, you can taste it, my fried chicken is absolutely delicious." ”
"The beauty eats it, the longer it gets, the more beautiful it is, and the handsome guy eats it, the longer it gets, the more handsome it is." Li Ran looked at this beauty, moved his eyebrows, and ran with his mouth full of words: "Beauty, although you are very beautiful now, after you eat my fried chicken, you will grow even more beautiful." ”
If you have good words, you like to listen to them, this beauty listened to Li Ran's words, and she was so happy that she smiled, "Hehe, hehe." The beauty couldn't help laughing, "Boss, do you eat your chicken all day long, that's why you look so handsome?" ”
Speaking of handsome, Li Ran admits it very much, he is known as a handsome grassroots guy at school.
At school, many girls secretly handed love letters to his drawer. Every time he saw a love letter in his drawer, the fat man at his table itched his teeth fiercely, saying that he was willing to exchange his net worth for his body. In that way, the skills he learned from reading thousands of A movies can be put into practice.
"Beauty, even if you have vision, do you know, I used to look like Sister Feng, look at it now, how is it, handsome?" Li Ran said a little narcissistically, he made money, and when he saw a beautiful woman, he was naturally in a good mood, "Beauty, otherwise you try my chicken ba, I don't want money, you taste my chicken ba." ”
Originally, it was a beautiful woman who was happy to smile and plan to buy some fried chicken, but after hearing Li Ran's words, her fair little face turned red all of a sudden, turned her head and left, and at the moment she left, she scolded: "Hooligans!" ”
"Hey, hey, beauty, don't go, you taste my chicken, you taste my chicken......" Seeing the beauty, Li Ran touched his forehead, and scolded secretly in his mouth: "What about the beauty, what quality, curse you to find a husband who is fatter than a fat man, JJ is the same as peanuts......"
Just after the innocent beauty left, a woman in her early thirties, dressed in heavy makeup and glamorous, walked up to his shop.
It's time for business.
Li Ran immediately greeted him with a smile: "Sister, what do you buy, fried chicken legs, or fried chicken wings?" ”
The customer is God, and the smiling face greets every God, which he saw in a book of business.
"Young man, come out for a while, I'll take a look." The woman with heavy makeup looked at Li Ran, stretched out her hand with black nails, and pointed at Li Ran who was in the store, in a very charming posture.
Being stared at like this by such a woman, Li Ran felt a little furious in his heart, Hua Cha, what's going on?
"Sister, do you have something to do?" Li Ran still opened the door and walked towards the woman, and before she could walk in, a strong smell of perfume greeted her.
Huacha! With such a strong perfume smell, Li Ran couldn't bear it.
The woman with heavy makeup looked Li Ran up and down with a smile on her face, with a satisfied expression on her face, "Cheng, the small appearance is not bad, the body bones look a little thinner, but it is very pleasing." ”
While speaking, she took out a pink business card in the sachet and handed it to Li Ran, "Brother, don't do it here, my sister will introduce you to a good job, with a monthly salary of twenty or thirty thousand yuan and playing." ”
"There's a phone number on it, call me when you want to come."
"Twenty or thirty thousand, what kind of work, so high?" Li Ran said a little unconvinced, Hua Cha, this is the rhythm of pie falling from the sky, could it be that he has been unlucky for eighteen years, and he has been transferred to this day. "Sister, I just graduated from high school, do you require academic qualifications for the job you said?"
He had just graduated from high school and had a good score in the college entrance examination, but because he didn't want to go far, he filled in the Dongjiang University of Technology, and he started reporting at the end of August.
Dongjiang University of Science and Technology is also a famous university of the school in the whole country.
I have a high school degree, and I can have a salary of 20,000 or 30,000 yuan, which is too fake, how much is the monthly salary of a student who graduated from a famous university?
He has 20,000 or 30,000 yuan a month, such a big pie, and he is dizzy when he smashes it.
The woman with heavy makeup swiped her fingers lightly on his face, and gently blew at him, "It's okay, your job doesn't require high academic qualifications, you figured it out and called my sister, and my sister will give you a red envelope?" ”
Li Ran was blown by her and took a step back in a daze, but after hearing what the woman said later, he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
The woman whispered to him, "Don't you like to let people eat your chicken, you have people eating it every day at work!" ”
"Remember, if you come, my sister and I will be the first to eat."
"Vomit" Li Ran sat on the ground, covered his head, and vomited out in a big gulp, and even vomited out bitter bile water.
Beauty, I was wrong, I shouldn't have said to let you eat my!